What is the longest you have gone in your adult life without sex?

[Suicidal Jack]

I am on a real drought of 3 years and counting :depressed:depressed

[to21]

I am on a real drought of 3 years and counting :depressed:depressedAbout 13 and a half years.

From birth till almost my 14th birthday.

[Kermit]

are you celibate? because you're just not trying.

[760Spursfan]

I am on a real drought of 3 years and counting :depressed:depressed

Holy Crap!!! that explains your name...don't do it, its not worth it. Just pay for it already.

6 months would be the longest for me.

[CosmicCowboy]

are you celibate? because you're just not trying.

probably married.

[760Spursfan]

About 13 and a half years.

From birth till almost my 14th birthday.


Adult life???

[to21]

^ maybe almost a year (young adult life).

Alcohol makes you do some suspect shit.

[Trainwreck2100]

24 years

[IronMexican]

About 5 months. I've only been an adult for like a year and a half, though.

[lefty]

1 second

[BacktoBasics]

I don't think I've even gone more than maybe 90 days. Even that would be a stretch.

[BlackSwordsMan]

23 years

[Jimcs50]

with wife, about a month. otherwise about 2 wks.

:)

[desflood]

Assuming "adult" means 18, I'd have to say... about two months. Keep in mind I met my husband at 19 and married at 20.

[sonic21]

I've been with my girlfriend since we were 16.
So 6 months, when she went to china to study.

[jman3000]

8 months. I think I was actually happier when I wasn't getting any. Once you start getting laid, that's all you think about.

[sabar]

8 months. I think I was actually happier when I wasn't getting any. Once you start getting laid, that's all you think about.

Everything is pretty crappy compared to the innocence of children and their blissful ignorance. What's been seen can't be unseen and what's been experienced can't be un-experienced, unfortunately.

[katyon6th]

A little over 2 months. Damn long distance relationships.

[rjv]

A little over 2 months. Damn long distance relationships.


that's where side dishes come in handy. :lol

[katyon6th]

that's where side dishes come in handy. :lol

I do like side dishes. Not worth ruining a great thing, though. Never hungry enough to overlook the steak.

[florige]

8 months. I think I was actually happier when I wasn't getting any. Once you start getting laid, that's all you think about.



Tell me about it!

[JudynTX]

Tell me about it!

No! You tell us about it. :D

[MsMcGillyCutty]

With a partner about 9 months with my "friend" about 3 weeks.

[jack sommerset]

6 months. My wife started to show the pregnancy and I wanted nothing to do with that. It's bullshit when people say pregnant women are beautiful. I have never seen 1. I fucked her as long as I could but when that hot ass belly started to grow I bailed. After a few more months I didn't even want a blow job from her. Fucking creepy.

[BacktoBasics]

Everything is pretty crappy compared to the innocence of children and their blissful ignorance. What's been seen can't be unseen and what's been experienced can't be un-experienced, unfortunately.Exactly why I spent so much time contemplating children. Hard to wish this world and all its ugly on something that I would unconditionally love for the rest of my life.

[florige]

No! You tell us about it. :D



My love life sucks!! :lol

[BacktoBasics]

6 months. My wife started to show the pregnancy and I wanted nothing to do with that. It's bullshit when people say pregnant women are beautiful. I have never seen 1. I fucked her as long as I could but when that hot ass belly started to grow I bailed. After a few more months I didn't even want a blow job from her. Fucking creepy.Superficial cocksucking A-hole.

[JudynTX]

My love life sucks!! :lol

Well with work and school, that's ok. :D Maybe you'll meet someone at school.

[jack sommerset]

Superficial cocksucking A-hole.

Pig fucker

[BacktoBasics]

Pig fuckerWell your wife was complaining about not gettin any.

[mrsmaalox]

A year or so? Seems I got used to it real fast and it wasn't such a big deal.

[jack sommerset]

Well your wife was complaining about not gettin any.

Lame. Well your mom is......................... You want to fuck pregnant woman, that is your business cryass. It's fucking nasty.

[BacktoBasics]

Lame. Well your mom is......................... You want to fuck pregnant woman, that is your business cryass. It's fucking nasty.Doesn't change the fact that your wife shit your little seedling out and her reward for carry an assholes baby is her husband ignoring her because she's fat.

You're a prick. I hope your wife turns to black cock for comfort and you get the AIDS.

[Dark Gable]

You're a prick. I hope your wife turns to black cock for comfort.

Happens all the time.

[mrsmaalox]

I wonder if he was honest with his wife and told her why he didn't want to have sex with her. Because she repulsed him. I think probably not.

[BacktoBasics]

I wonder if he was honest with his wife and told her why he didn't want to have sex with her. Because she repulsed him. I think probably not.He's man enough to treat her like shit but not man enough to be honest with her.

[CuckingFunt]

After a really bad break up several years ago that coincided with a bunch of other stresses in my life, I took about a year off from dating, fucking, anything like that. It was actually kind of nice, and very needed at the time.

Since then, I've had one long distance relationship where we would commonly go two or more months without seeing each other. That was frustrating as hell.

[katyon6th]

Since then, I've had one long distance relationship where we would commonly go two or more months without seeing each other. That was frustrating as hell.

Webcam and phone just doesn't suffice, I know.

[BacktoBasics]

Webcam and phone just doesn't suffice, I know.Would for me

[AmericanWoman]

Would for me

Would be best for the other party as well.

[BacktoBasics]

Would be best for the other party as well.Lunch must be over.

[AmericanWoman]

Lunch must be over.

You know you want me for lunch.

[JoeChalupa]

It was about a year.

[jman3000]

Webcam and phone just doesn't suffice, I know.

uh..ew.

[katyon6th]

uh..ew.

Hahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaa aaaaaaaaa.

[jack sommerset]

Doesn't change the fact that your wife shit your little seedling out and her reward for carry an assholes baby is her husband ignoring her because she's fat.

You're a prick. I hope your wife turns to black cock for comfort and you get the AIDS.

The little cryass is upset again. :lol I'm guessing one of the wives or step kids you have had or had turned to black cock. I'm not going back and forth name calling because I don't want to fuck pregnant women. I'm not sorry that upset your pathetic trailing selling ass. Go home and fuck your fat used up whore.

[jack sommerset]

I wonder if he was honest with his wife and told her why he didn't want to have sex with her. Because she repulsed him. I think probably not.

I sure was and she understood. That was over 6 years ago. We are fucking more than ever and still extremely happy together. No step kids or divorces here.

[LnGrrrR]

6 months. F'ing deployments and General Rule Number 1B.

[LnGrrrR]

After a really bad break up several years ago that coincided with a bunch of other stresses in my life, I took about a year off from dating, fucking, anything like that. It was actually kind of nice, and very needed at the time.

Since then, I've had one long distance relationship where we would commonly go two or more months without seeing each other. That was frustrating as hell.

My wife and I were together for 2 1/2 years long distance...(she lived in San Antonio, I lived in Biloxi).

Sucked mucho.

[BacktoBasics]

You know you want me for lunch.http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z128/TheGreatAmericanNightmare/vomit.gif

[BacktoBasics]

The little cryass is upset again. :lol I'm guessing one of the wives or step kids you have had or had turned to black cock. I'm not going to back and forth name calling because I don't want to fuck pregnant women. I'm not sorry that upset your pathetic trailing selling ass. Go home and fuck your fat used up whore.Great job covering up your male deficiencies with insults. You're a real stand up guy. Your wife must be all kinds of pathetic and desperate to stick with you for 6 years. I'm sure junior or juniorette just love how much daddy respects mommy.

[xellos88330]

4 years.

[The Franchise]

probably married.

Quoted for truth!! If you like fucking marriage ain't for you. :lol

[JJ Hickson]

You're a prick. I hope your wife turns to black cock for comfort and you get the AIDS.

+1 and I hope it's mine. She needs a real man in her life. I'm sure she has already cuckolded him plenty of times already.

[Xylus]

I've been with my girlfriend for over 5 years now, and we started dating when I was 18. So the longest I've gone without sex was probably about 3 weeks. Even that was brutal.

[Leetonidas]

Well, I've only been an adult for a year and a half, but in that time I think the longest without sex was maybe like 2 months, perhaps less. I've been dating the same girl for about a year now and living with her for 3 months so it's not a problem. Unless she is visiting family or something it's usually daily or bidaily. Most I ever go inbetween these days is maybe a couple days if she's, like I said, at her parents or whatever.

inb4 troll comments

[thispego]

sICK! BIDAILY?

[PakiDan]

10 months this Saturday. My life sucks.

[thispego]

yep

[TheMACHINE]

Currently 5 months for me and im married...i have a 5 month old boy. Lets say my wife dont want nothing to do with me right now. =P

[TheMACHINE]

:wow

I feel for you. How long will you wait?

shit...whenever she is ready. HAHA

[TheMACHINE]

Quoted for truth!! If you like fucking marriage ain't for you. :lol

dude..thats what i told my cousin the other day. You'd think you'd fuck everyday. There's times they dont want to, theres times you dont want too. Then once you have a baby, you'll remember the day the baby was conceived. HAHA. "it must have been that one time in October". :lol

[760Spursfan]

You'd think you'd fuck everyday. There's times they dont want to, theres times you dont want too. :lol

So True. Then there are times when the woman wants to be romanced and not just fucked.....weird!!!

[TheMACHINE]

So True. Then there are times when the woman wants to be romanced and not just fucked.....weird!!!

Dude..im on a catch 22 right not. My wife is like "you need to be sweet, you cant just want to have sex". So the next week, "you're just being sweet to get laid".

ARGH!!

[Fpoonsie]

Dude..im on a catch 22 right not. My wife is like "you need to be sweet, you cant just want to have sex". So the next week, "you're just being sweet to get laid".

ARGH!!

:lol Damn.

Stuck between a rock and a hard-on.

[760Spursfan]

Dude..im on a catch 22 right not. My wife is like "you need to be sweet, you cant just want to have sex". So the next week, "you're just being sweet to get laid". ARGH!!

No shit, there have been times when I've cooked dinner and "tried" the whole romantic thing and nothing happens...WTF!





Stuck between a rock and a hard-on.

:lmao:lmao

[holcs50]

hmm, prob while I was in Grad School I went about a year and a half. IDK, it really wasn't that big of a deal to me...I think people make too big a deal out of it. I mean I was still going out and hooking up just not having drunk sex like i did in undergrad ha. And i really didn't want any type of girlfriend at the time so it really didn't bother me-if you get all depressed because your not having sex you need to find some other ways to enjoy life. Yes sex is great/fun but it isn't everything

[xellos88330]

Chris Rock on marriage.

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[lil_penny]

Well my last real girlfriend and I broke up around my 19th birthday and since then id say the longest I went was like 3 months until I brushed up against a girl at the grocery store and blew my load, does that count?

[florige]

I don't understand those people who are in those wierd relationships where there is hardly no sex taking place at all!? For all that much I would much rather take my chances trying to find someone else if you find me so repulsive you don't want to even have sex with me. Or when you do it is only when you feel like it. Screw that!

[ATRAIN]

I don't understand those people who are in those wierd relationships where there is hardly no sex taking place at all!? For all that much I would much rather take my chances trying to find someone else if you find me so repulsive you don't want to even have sex with me. Or when you do it is only when you feel like it. Screw that!

Dude sometimes it happens and your stuck in that relationship. It was like that with one of my ex gf's. When we were together we hardly had sex but I think that was cause she was getting it from her ex(fucking bitch). Funny thing was after we broke up we were like rabbits. Her and I still email each other and she is living with her baby's daddy and she told me she hasnt slept with him in almost a year and a half lmao.

[TheMACHINE]

I don't understand those people who are in those wierd relationships where there is hardly no sex taking place at all!? For all that much I would much rather take my chances trying to find someone else if you find me so repulsive you don't want to even have sex with me. Or when you do it is only when you feel like it. Screw that!

well..some of us are in marriages and have kids and "not having sex" isnt a good enough reason to leave. lol

[jman3000]

That's spousal abuse and grounds for divorce. I'm not saying that jokingly either.

[The Reckoning]

take these posts and multiply them by four.

that is usually the right answer.

[florige]

well..some of us are in marriages and have kids and "not having sex" isnt a good enough reason to leave. lol



lol, My bad I should had clarified my post. I mean't people who didn't have anything tying them down to a person that you no longer like. Kids, marriage, property, anything that would be more of a pain in the ass to leave verses staying. I agree if I had kids, or were even married I would probably just suffer through it. :(

[ATRAIN]

lol, My bad I should had clarified my post. I mean't people who didn't have anything tying them down to a person that you no longer like. Kids, marriage, property, anything that would be more of a pain in the ass to leave verses staying. I agree if I had kids, or were even married I would probably just suffer through it. :(

Thats when you have ho's on the side