Bill Simmons Book Signing Suggestions?

[VI_Massive]

I know people have strong opinions about Bill Simmons, but I'm a fan of his (taking all his stuff with a grain of salt) and am going to one of the signings for his new basketball book. I'm looking for suggestions for his inscription. So far the best I've come up with is:

Dear Me,

Tim Duncan is the greatest player of his era.

Sincerely,

Bill Simmons

I want something Spurs/Duncan-centric but am open to suggestions of all kinds.

Whatcha got?

[urunobili]

link?

[VI_Massive]

link?

Book: http://www.amazon.com/Book-Basketball-NBA-According-Sports/dp/034551176X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1256178239&sr=8-1

Tour dates: http://sportsguy.blogspot.com/2009/10/less-than-three-weeks-to-go.html

I'll be at the 10/29 signing at Borders in NYC.

Any suggestions you all can give are greatly appreciated.

[mookie2001]

link?
not funny

[VI_Massive]

Also, book excerpt (with more to come): http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/book/091021

[urunobili]

not funny

mookie mookie mookie... mookie mookie mookie... come here dog.... mookie mookie mookie...

[mookie2001]

uraguay donde esta? buscando por la esmegma

[will_spurs]

What about:

Dear you,
I admit I was an idiot for suggesting that the Spurs should trade Tony Parker for losers and spare change.
Best,
Bill Simmons.