The Reckoning
10-22-2009, 01:11 PM
bad jokes are the best.
my astronomy professor likes to tell horrawful bar jokes, so i figured i'd share a couple.
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A neutron, after having a really crappy day at work, walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender, noticing the neutron's anxiety, serves the neutron a local favorite.
After finishing its beer, the neutron exclaims "Wow! That beer really hit the spot. Now I can go home and relax. How much will it be?"
The bartender smiles, happy that he could help make better the neutron's day, and says "For you, no charge."
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A physicist walks into the bar and asks the bartender "What's new?"
The bartender responds "c over Lambda."
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my astronomy professor likes to tell horrawful bar jokes, so i figured i'd share a couple.
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A neutron, after having a really crappy day at work, walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender, noticing the neutron's anxiety, serves the neutron a local favorite.
After finishing its beer, the neutron exclaims "Wow! That beer really hit the spot. Now I can go home and relax. How much will it be?"
The bartender smiles, happy that he could help make better the neutron's day, and says "For you, no charge."
------------------------------ zing!
A physicist walks into the bar and asks the bartender "What's new?"
The bartender responds "c over Lambda."
------------------------------ zing!