A great Chacho's moment for me!!

[xellos88330]

I got thrown out of Chacho's tonight because I saw a chick wearing a Mavs jersey. I was trying to see which jersey it was and she thought I had a staring issue. This is how it happened.

1. I was eating super nachos with my wife and saw the Mavs chick sit down at a table across from me.

2. I lean over to see if I can see what number was on the jersey and whose number it was.

3. She sees me leaning over looking at the jersey so she stands up and walks towards me.

4. I am thinking "Oh, it's a Dirk Nowitzki jersey."

5. She stops and leans over at my table and says, "Do you have a problem?"

6. Without thinking I said, "I was just trying to see which losers jersey you were wearing."

7. She pours my soda on the 'Three Amigos (Spurs version)' shirt I am wearing, and starts talking shit.

8. I stand up and raise my voice asking everyone in the restaraunt, "WHY THE FUCK ARE DALLAS FANS SO FUCKING SENSITIVE!?!"

9. She slaps me and starts wanting to fight me. So I say loudly, "Damn woman, you have more balls than Noringski have you ever considered trying out for the team!?!"

10. Chacho's security comes and escorts me and my wife out amidst cheers of satisfied Spurs fans.


It was excellent. Sure I got slapped, but it was funny as hell.

Any of you ever have anything like this happen to you?




EDIT: If this belongs in Spurs forum, please let me know.

[symple19]

your wife should've kicked her ass. Chick fights are sweet. Well done on the Nowitzki line to get thrown out.

[xellos88330]

your wife should've kicked her ass. Chick fights are sweet. Well done on the Nowitzki line to get thrown out.

Naaa, my wife would have probably lost. She is only 4'11" 100 lbs. This she-male was around 5'9" 150 lbs.

Awwww man.... I should have told my wife to kick her in the balls.

Why do I always think of this shit after the fact?

[baseline bum]

You should have slapped her back. I hate fucking women who think they can get away with shit like that just because they're not men.

[TDMVPDPOY]

you shouldve side step her, like that cacun gif biatch who pour soda on the guy....

[cornbread]

At least she didn't give you the Jason Terry treatment.

[mrsmaalox]

She slapped you, in public with lots of witnesses, and you didn't call the cops and file assault charges?? That would have fixed that stupid bitch---she obviously has gotten away with that kind of crap too many times.

[desflood]

She slapped you, in public with lots of witnesses, and you didn't call the cops and file assault charges?? That would have fixed that stupid bitch---she obviously has gotten away with that kind of crap too many times.
I agree with this. She assaulted you twice (the soda counts as an assault) and you didn't lay a finger on her in self defense - she should have been made to leave the restaurant and then arrested.

[jman3000]

That's Leon Valley PD. If he was there past 8PM there would have been a cop on duty at that location.

Don't expect LVPD to follow into anything not related to a traffic ticket.

[jman3000]

I agree with this. She assaulted you twice (the soda counts as an assault) and you didn't lay a finger on her in self defense - she should have been made to leave the restaurant and then arrested.

The assault was in the talking shit like she wanted to fight, the destruction of property happened when she spilt the soda on him, the battery occured when she slapped him.

[desflood]

The assault was in the talking shit like she wanted to fight, the destruction of property happened when she spilt the soda on him, the battery occured when she slapped him.
Ah. Obviously, jman, you've had much more interaction with the legal system than I :lol

[EricB]

She pours a soda on you and you get slapped and Chachos escorts YOU out?

I would call chachos up today, say WTF, and tell em to shove their restaurant up their ass.

[jman3000]

Have you been there? Since management changed that's exactly where the restaurant has been.

[EricB]

Have you been there? Since management changed that's exactly where the restaurant has been.

I went there I think 2 years ago at about 10PM.

Food and drinks were shit.

Never understood the hype over the dump.

[jman3000]

It changed about 3 years ago. They used to have the best queso, but now it's just velveeta or something.

Their drinks are still strong though. Only reason to go now is if you wanna get drunk for $10.

[EricB]

It changed about 3 years ago. They used to have the best queso, but now it's just velveeta or something.

Their drinks are still strong though. Only reason to go now is if you wanna get drunk for $10.

I'd have to say my late night choice would still be my home away from home Buffalo Wild Wings.

Nothing beats that place.

[Clandestino]

Which chachos?

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

Fuck that Mavs bitch, damn good line though

[xellos88330]

She pours a soda on you and you get slapped and Chachos escorts YOU out?

I would call chachos up today, say WTF, and tell em to shove their restaurant up their ass.

I think they escorted me out because I was yelling causing more of a scene. I am not pissed off at all.

Some of you are thinking that I should file charges, but I don't really roll that way. Sure I could have beat the piss out of her, but who would win in a court. Most likely the female would.

[thispego]

lol you're real bad ass dude

did you tell her you were a vet?

[xellos88330]

lol you're real bad ass dude

did you tell her you were a vet?

Nope. If it would have escalated I would have told her. If that didn't work, I guess I would just have to shake the shit out of her till the cops come.

[thispego]

you can shake an adult but NEVER shake a baby

[weebo]

You got bitch slapped by a chic-mav's fan, in public, in front of your wife, get kicked out for "raising" your voice...and you come here and post about it?

I don't know which is sadder:

1. eating at chacos
2 starting a shit with a chic (and a worthless mav's fan at that) at a restaurant
3. or a grown man actually wearing a "three amigos" t-shirt



Truly pathetic.

[panic giraffe]

should've at least poored a beer on her, ala "oops" on the way out...

[Dr. Gonzo]

You should've given her a nice leg sweep like in Trainwreck's sig.

[Stringer_Bell]

10. Chacho's security comes and escorts me and my wife out amidst cheers of satisfied Spurs fans.

So the Spurs fans were cheering your removal? That's not cool.

And next time, definitely sweep the leg!

[Bukefal]

Cool :lol

[Whisky Dog]

Once she throws the drink next move has gotta be nachos smeared on the mavs jersey. Then drink poured over the head followed by getting the fuck out of there before the cops arrive.

I had a similar thing happen last year where I was at a restaurant with a female friend and a guy who had been drinking too much confronted me cause he thought I was checking out his gf. Luckily I had my stun gun in my pocket so when he got close enough I shot up, got my hand to his throat and stunned him in the exposed ribs when his hand came up to grb my hand. I pulled in and held the voltage for a couple seconds before letting him fall. Had just gotten the check before so I laid $30 out of my wallet, grabbed my friends hand and hurried the fuck out the door before someone called the cops. Now that I think about it he was starting to yell and threaten but I definitely made the first aggressive move. Glad I got out quickly.

[bendmz]

You got bitch slapped by a chic-mav's fan, in public, in front of your wife, get kicked out for "raising" your voice...and you come here and post about it?

I don't know which is sadder:

1. eating at chacos
2 starting a shit with a chic (and a worthless mav's fan at that) at a restaurant
3. or a grown man actually wearing a "three amigos" t-shirt



Truly pathetic.



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[WARRIORNATION]

... And your proud of that? Your a frickin' moron!

[JJ Hickson]

Wait... So you got punked by this bitch not once but TWICE AND you got escorted out? And that's a great moment for you? That's pathetic. She took your manhood son. You shoulda swept the leg.

[pawe]

Wait... So you got punked by this bitch not once but TWICE AND you got escorted out? And that's a great moment for you? That's pathetic. She took your manhood son. You shoulda swept the leg.

Very mature son. God bless!

[ehz33satx]

I call bullshit to the whole story. Sounds made up to me. And to be proud of the whole made up story? Sad.

[xellos88330]

I call bullshit to the whole story. Sounds made up to me. And to be proud of the whole made up story? Sad.

It took all but 2 sentences to convince yourself that your opinion is the gospel truth? Then proceed to form new opinions about my personality/feelings and pass judgment in another 2 sentences.

Those types of mental gymnastics must be tough considering that you are trying your best to make yourself think that your opinion matters. The reality of this whole thing is... I don't give a flying fuck what you think.

[xellos88330]

You got bitch slapped by a chic-mav's fan, in public, in front of your wife, get kicked out for "raising" your voice...and you come here and post about it?

I don't know which is sadder:

1. eating at chacos
2 starting a shit with a chic (and a worthless mav's fan at that) at a restaurant
3. or a grown man actually wearing a "three amigos" t-shirt



Truly pathetic.

1. I eat whatever the fuck I want to eat.
2. If you knew how to read, you would see that she was the one that started it.
3. It was a Spurs shirt retard.

I have probably done and seen more than you will ever do in your entire lifetime. Don't proceed to call me pathetic without looking at yourself first.

[xellos88330]

Wait... So you got punked by this bitch not once but TWICE AND you got escorted out? And that's a great moment for you? That's pathetic. She took your manhood son. You shoulda swept the leg.

How the fuck can any man take pride in beating up a woman?

If anything, I would feel like less of a man because I felt it necessary to beat up a woman to salvage my manhood.

I am very comfortable with who I am and do not need to prove anything to myself, nor anyone else for that matter. I am sorry, but anyone who thinks that beating up a woman is something to be proud of, shouldn't be calling me son.

[JJ Hickson]

How the fuck can any man take pride in beating up a woman?

If anything, I would feel like less of a man because I felt it necessary to beat up a woman to salvage my manhood.

I am very comfortable with who I am and do not need to prove anything to myself, nor anyone else for that matter. I am sorry, but anyone who thinks that beating up a woman is something to be proud of, shouldn't be calling me son.


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[xellos88330]

4kr24G8jQpM

:lol

Haven't seen that movie in years. Now I have to go buy it. Thanks alot dickhead. :P