Blair Haiku

[Solid D]

Time to get real, Pop.
There is a time and a place.
Just unleash the Blair!

:smokin

[Solid D]

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[ooshmay]

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[Solid D]

Sequ posts nonsense
pretends he is vince carter
meanwhile Blair's a beast!

[draft87]

if the 2nd post was the first and/or only post this thread would have been one of my favorite all-time

[Mel_13]

Butt blocks out the sun
The Beast cannot be denied
All rebounds are his

[Solid D]

Butt blocks out the sun
The Beast cannot be denied
All rebounds are his

Full of win

[Blackjack]

Chuck Norris he's not

Superman wishes him dead

Just two lesser men..

[raspsa]

Tendons tear, Bones crunch
Pity not the unbelievers
Without ligaments. it matters not

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[duncan228]

:lol Great stuff.

[Blackjack]

A rebound awaits..

A battle waged for the ball.

Do you need this arm?

[Galileo]

I am Grizzley Blair
I will rebound everywhere
Tim gets number five

[Solid D]

Shot, rebound by Blair,
shot, tenacious rebound, shot,
rebound, tip-in score!

[Galileo]

Fifty-eight percent
I shoot free throws at five-eight
Yep; I am a Spur

[Blackjack]

Thirty-seven, huh?

Some actually passed twice?

L.M.F.A.O...

[completely deck]

I'm up late at night,
writing a haiku for Blair,
I need a fucking life.

[raspsa]

Revenge my motive
To right the injustice
GMs puke in disgust

[Fabbs]

Time to get real, Pop.
There is a time and a place.
Just unleash the Blair!

:smokin
Remove dong from Fin.
Unleash shackles good players.
Win title now, Pop.

[completely deck]

Remove dong from Fin.
Unleash shackles good players.
Win title now, Pop.

Keep on dreaming, fool,
Pop knows what he's doing kid,
fly, fly away troll.

[Fabbs]

I like losing Mavs
Pop knows my mouth always there,
bow, bow to PopFin.

[Fabbs]

Blair shove Gasol.
Cry to refs for collusion.
No hear, so Blair own.

[completely deck]

Unfortunately,
your posts are terrible, man,
your haiku's suck too.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

A shot goes up, then
Clang! See ball, chase ball, get ball!
Beastly Blair owning the boards.

[Mel_13]

Promised twenty names
Weak sauce Fabbs can't deliver
I bump thread again

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=136936&page=5

[benefactor]

Pick thirty seven
Angry Beast exacts revenge
Spurs get number five

[SpurNation]

The Blair Switch project
Teams fear the unknown
Lost to reluctance Spurs now own.

[Mel_13]

Haiku is five seven five
that's syllables don't ya know
Now please try again

[SpurNation]

I know...but it sounded good.

[SpurNation]

But for grins..

Defiance is thy name Blair
Other teams didn't draft me then
And now they must beware

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Blair is a nightmare
He breaks your dreams of rebounds
off at the elbow

[ShoogarBear]

When Blair is hungry
He feats upon missed field goals
While GMs eat crow

[completely deck]

Pick thirty seven
Angry Beast exacts revenge
Spurs get number five


When Blair is hungry
He feats upon missed field goals
While GMs eat crow

:lol :toast

"That Blair is a beast,"
the Spurs steal another star,
shit, shit, shit, shit, shit

[benefactor]

Blair is a nightmare
He breaks your dreams of rebounds
off at the elbow


When Blair is hungry
He feats upon missed field goals
While GMs eat crow
Nice. :tu

[benefactor]

"That Blair is a beast,"
the Spurs steal another star,
shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
:lol

[Samr]

Players hide and cry
Their limbs hath no greater fear
Pop unleashed the Blair

[wildbill2u]

I could not play
without my ACLs
How can he?

[wildbill2u]

I rise with hope
Find rebound gone
Fuck Blair's ACLs

[peskypesky]

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[Solid D]

Come on, Pop.
Trade Bonner for Hedo.
Play the Blair!

[phxspurfan]

No Anterior
But immense posterior
Roflcopter yo

[completely deck]

Lack of ACL's?
Ain't no thang for the Beast Blair.
Another arm gone.

[Fabbs]

A rebound awaits..

A battle waged for the ball.

Do you need this arm?
nice

[peskypesky]

All the other teams
Crapped their shorts and begged of him -
"Let us live please, Beast!".

[Interrohater]

Ball, don't struggle
gravitate to your keeper
you cannot escape

there is a tombstone
upon which an arm is drawn
"The Hoop and the Arm"

[Stringer_Bell]

Blair is a nightmare
He breaks your dreams of rebounds
off at the elbow

Good stuff :toast

Go get the ball Blair
Pull it down from heaven's heights
Revenge for draft night

[bigfan]

Sequ and Kill Bill
I must tolerate again
to keep up with Spurs

[Solid D]

Ball, don't struggle
gravitate to your keeper
you cannot escape

there is a tombstone
upon which an arm is drawn
"The Hoop and the Arm"

Very clever.

[ShoogarBear]

No Anterior
But immense posterior
Roflcopter yo

Best haiku ever
For the first two lines but then
Thabeet can't keep up

[Fabbs]

Can one of you 'choppers get Blair in a Spurs uni?

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Please please scratch my itch.
Into ditch goes Kobe Bitch.
Help! Joey Crawford!