What are you going to dress up as for Halloween?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I'm going as B2B's daddy:


http://www.scottmooreart.com/gallery/images/milkman6.jpg

[BacktoBasics]

Daddy milked your wife.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Daddy milked your wife.

I wish my wife could produce like that. I can only imagine the money I'd save on dairy products. I offered to buy her a nice pump to keep her lactating after Chopper Jr. quit breast feeding in order to capitalize on the breast milk as a health food craze a few years back, but, alas, she turned down my generous offer.

Oh wait...were you saying the wife is a cow? I get it now....heeeheee. That was good.

[Dex]

http://whatthecrap.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/dude.jpg

[CosmicCowboy]

I'll be stylin my zebra print Zubaz pants and Three Wolf Moon tee shirt. Might even get wild and crazy and do some Tuscan milk shots. This is the bomb. I wont even be able to go out to restaurants or bars like normal people. Homeland Security would lock down San Antonio. National Guard everywhere. I've never combined the TWO. It's going to be AWESOME. I'm gonna test it with an extended stroll around the neighborhood. Ghosts, Ghouls, and Goblins will scream and run for their alternate universe. Women will throw their moist panties at my feet like rose petals. The Weather Channel will be posting scrolling alerts at the bottom of the screen warning about Pheromone Clouds rolling across San Antonio causing riotous orgies. Such is the power of the Zubar/TWM combination. Hopefully I don't go nuclear and explode with the power of the combo. Pray for all of us.

[koriwhat]

http://www.redhotchilipeppers.it/images/kiedis/images/AK_getting_tattoo.jpg

[panic giraffe]

is it too soon for a zombie michael jackson costume?

[CosmicCowboy]

Zombie MJ is fine. You know the three second rule for dropped food? There's a three day rule for dead celebrities. After that anything goes...

[mrsmaalox]

is it too soon for a zombie michael jackson costume?

No, it's perfect :tu

[Spurminator]

The wife and I are going as an Olan Mills portrait.

[ashbeeigh]

is it too soon for a zombie michael jackson costume?

I want to see that one. You would rock it.


I'm not dressing up as anything. I haven't made any plans and am thinking about wallowing in self-pity all day.

[CosmicCowboy]

I want to see that one. You would rock it.


I'm not dressing up as anything. I haven't made any plans and am thinking about wallowing in self-pity all day.

Does that look anything like wallowing in cheetos? Post pics.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

NgCM46CSwd8

:lol

[ashbeeigh]

Does that look anything like wallowing in cheetos? Post pics.

Wallowing in self pity: Wallowing in Cheetos: Orange tan (?)

I already have a pic.

http://cosmetic-candy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/orange3_fn.jpg

[koriwhat]

NgCM46CSwd8

:lol

oh shit that has got me crackin' up!

[BruceBowenFan]

NgCM46CSwd8

:lol

I loved the begining, "Max what do you want for dinner" Max"Justice".:lmao

[Bigzax]

batman ftw! great stuff manumaniac! :lmao

[tlongII]

http://images.sodahead.com/images/profiles/0/0/1/2/2/9/8/0/5/profiles_halloween_costume_sheep_0948_108130.jpeg

[angel_luv]

A Lady Bug. :)

[SpursWoman]

Upon confirmation of my children being elsewhere for the evening, I was hoping to be dressing down for Halloween. :)

[fraga]

That little batman boy is one creepy little f*cker...

[jaffies]

Upon confirmation of my children being elsewhere for the evening, I was hoping to be dressing down for Halloween. :)


Mom, we're back. We were too late, the whole neighborhood was out of ca.......Mom?....Is that you're costume?...and why is Dad dressed like David Letterman?

[EricB]

That poor dog is like, leave me the fuck out of this crazy ass shit.

:lol scaring the kid in bed :lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Upon confirmation of my children being elsewhere for the evening, I was hoping to be dressing down for Halloween. :)

If you need any help getting into your costume you know how to reach me.

[LnGrrrR]

Probably nothing this year, due to the kid. I might buy a pimp cup, throw on my dreads, and be Lil Jon, just so I can annoy the crap out of everyone.

[Bigzax]

http://images.sodahead.com/images/profiles/0/0/1/2/2/9/8/0/5/profiles_halloween_costume_sheep_0948_108130.jpeg


but where's your costume?

[CuckingFunt]

I'm going to be Joan Holloway/Harris (Christina Hendricks) from "Mad Men."

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7917/joanep210.jpg
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6825/madmanjoanholloway.jpg

She's my hero.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I'm going to be Joan Holloway/Harris (Christina Hendricks) from "Mad Men."

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7917/joanep210.jpg
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6825/madmanjoanholloway.jpg

She's my hero.

I actually picture you looking like her...and usually you don't have a beard.

[katyon6th]

I'm going to be Joan Holloway/Harris (Christina Hendricks) from "Mad Men."

She's my hero.

HOT! She is so gorgeous and just exudes sexiness. Good choice!

[I. Hustle]

Katy and I are going to a party as a plug and socket.

[EricB]

Awesome choice cucking.

My favorite show on TV today by far and away.

[atxrocker]

I like it, funt.

[katyon6th]

Katy and I are going to a party as a plug and socket.


It's been done. And not with you.

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/4959/sdc10174.jpg

[Kermit]

If you need any help getting into your costume you know how to reach around me.

[I. Hustle]

It's been done. And not with you.

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/4959/sdc10174.jpg

That's what's going to make it special this time.

[Kermit]

i'm having a hard time deciding who i like better, hendricks or january jones. sometimes i just dream about them both with abigail spencer in the middle.

[atxrocker]

i'm having a hard time deciding who i like better, hendricks or january jones. sometimes i just dream about them both with abigail spencer in the middle.

This show made me discover January and she will always be my #1 on that show, Hendricks is pretty sexy but for me it's not even close. It's all about preference I suppose.

[CuckingFunt]

January Jones, while beautiful, is too much of a boring blond for me. Hendricks all the way.

Doesn't help that I can't stand Betty Draper.

[EricB]

January Jones, while beautiful, is too much of a boring blond for me. Hendricks all the way.

Doesn't help that I can't stand Betty Draper.

Betty Draper needs a slap upside the head.

Her mentality of being a 12 year has gotten bland and stupid IMO.

Jon Hamm might be one of the better actors on TV.

[JoeChalupa]

I haven't dressed up for Halloween in years. I should get back into it this year.

[LnGrrrR]

I'm going to be Joan Holloway/Harris (Christina Hendricks) from "Mad Men."

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7917/joanep210.jpg
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6825/madmanjoanholloway.jpg

She's my hero.

But do you have the ta-ta's to pull it off? :lol

[Kermit]

Betty Draper needs a slap upside the head.

Her mentality of being a 12 year has gotten bland and stupid IMO.

Jon Hamm might be one of the better actors on TV.

12 year old? are we watching the same show? i believe you're referring to the character she's married to.

[Kermit]

But do you have the ta-ta's to pull it off? :lol

and hips. she could birth the spartan army.

[koriwhat]

But do you have the ta-ta's to pull it off? :lol

she might have the tits but the brown bag on her head ain't gonna help when guessing who she's dressed up as.

[CuckingFunt]

she might have the tits but the brown bag on her head ain't gonna help when guessing who she's dressed up as.

Oh noes! I've been called ugly by someone who's never seen me. How ever will I recover from such a blow?

[EricB]

12 year old? are we watching the same show? i believe you're referring to the character she's married to.

Betty Draper is mentally a 12 year old. Have you seen the way she acts?

[EricB]

Joan IMO is stunningly beautifull and I appreciate they haven't tried to make her "lose weight" Shes normal sized for her height and body type.

[Kermit]

Betty Draper is mentally a 12 year old. Have you seen the way she acts?

:lmao

so does everyone else on the show tpork. that's the fun of it.

[EricB]

:lmao

so does everyone else on the show tpork. that's the fun of it.


TPork wow, original!!!!

Thanks for the intelligent debate....

[Kermit]

TPork wow, original!!!!

Thanks for the intelligent debate....

wow. no play in traffic blast? maybe you have changed.

[jman3000]

I haven't dressed up in about 4 years. I'll probably spend the first half of the night with my family and then hit up a couple of parties with my friends.

If I'll be anything it'll be something with minimal work needed to pull off... like a hat or something.

[EricB]

wow. no play in traffic blast? maybe you have changed.

Women have that affect on a man.

[CuckingFunt]

If I'll be anything it'll be something with minimal work needed to pull off... like a hat or something.

http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftuhI.html

[Slomo]

But do you have the ta-ta's to pull it off? :lol

http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/gifs/kleenex.gif

[Spursfan092120]

The guy on the right
http://www.strictlyfitteds.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/nfl-umpire-garth-defelice-fitted-baseball-cap_1.jpg

[MrChug]

Wolverine. I'm a Hugh Jackman fan.

I've lost almost 60 pounds and packed on 10 of it back of all muscle. It's gonna look perfect.