Wal Mart sells caskets now

[Thunder Dan]

I like how it is in the "for the home" section. Nothing says elegance like a nice casket in your living room.

http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_constraint=0&ic=48_0&search_query=casket&Find.x=0&Find.y=0&Find=Find

[BacktoBasics]

Someone tell Grandma to pass the remote.

[Richard Cranium]

Shop till you drop.

[InRareForm]

Save Money. Die Better.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

The aisles aren't even wide enough for many of the people I see at Walmart, and they think those caskets are?

[sabar]

A shame, "Not sold in stores"

[CubanMustGo]

Do they offer rush delivery?

[I. Hustle]

I wonder if any of them are hot pink with leapord print inside or painted like Dale Jr's car on the outside.

[MiamiHeat]

Do they offer any layaway plans?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

A shame, "Not sold in stores"

Indeed. My first thought was to start a pool on how long it would take for a lawsuit to happen after somone's unsupervised children running around there climb into one.

[CosmicCowboy]

Damn those are some good prices. Almost good enough to re think getting cremated.

*naaaa*

something about thinking about the "12 month later" image of this stinking pool of gelatinous body fluid/parts staining that pretty satin lining.

[panic giraffe]

so if they carry them at sam's club, will there be a discount on a six-pack of them?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

so if they carry them at sam's club, will there be a discount on a six-pack of them?

If they are smart they will. Suicide cults are an untapped niche market.