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TheMACHINE
10-29-2009, 12:40 AM
Isn't the year just starting off dandy? :rollin

Sincerely,
Orlando, Los Angeles, Miami and Pheonix
21_Blessings
10-29-2009, 12:42 AM
Dear Shaq:

You're done.

sincerely,

Kobe Bryant's 4th and soon to be 5th ring.
iggypop123
10-29-2009, 12:45 AM
dear shaq: i want my job back
best regards Z
TheMACHINE
10-29-2009, 12:47 AM
Dear Shaq,

You're fat.

Sincerely,
Khloe K.
Venti Quattro
10-29-2009, 02:46 AM
Dear Shaq,

I hope you get paid what you deserve there while we get our championship rings.


Sincerely yours,
Jerry Buss
SenorSpur
10-29-2009, 02:50 AM
Dear Shaq,

Who looks like the "RuPaul of Big men" now?

Best wishes on Celebrity Fit Club,
Chris Bosh
ezau
10-29-2009, 02:57 AM
Dear Shaq,

I already tasted your ass, now it's time for you to taste mine

Sincerely,
Kobe
Chieflion
10-29-2009, 03:05 AM
Dear Shaq,

I should have asked for Stern to send us Chris Bosh, not you.

Sincerely,
LeBron James
Allanon
10-29-2009, 03:36 AM
Dear Shaq,

Don't follow me when I go to New York.

Your former teammate,
LeBron
timtonymanu
10-29-2009, 04:12 AM
Dear Shaq,

Phoenix is fun.

Sincerly,
Steve Nash
KidCongo
10-29-2009, 04:25 AM
Dear Shaq

Why can't you and Z play as Twin Towers. It worked against Boston.

Sincerely Mike Brown
vicphoenix13
10-29-2009, 04:57 AM
Dear Shaq,

Now you know who revitalized your career in Phoenix. By the way, I am starting a new reality show called Nash Vs.

Sincerely, Steve Nash
baseline bum
10-29-2009, 05:17 AM
Dear Shaq,

Don't follow me when I go to New York.

Your former teammate,
LeBron

:rollin
AussieFanKurt
10-29-2009, 05:36 AM
Dear Shaq,

Don't follow me when I go to New York.

Your former teammate,
LeBron

Well donee Allanon :lmao
TheMACHINE
10-29-2009, 11:31 AM
Dear Shaq,

Don't follow me when I go to New York.

Your former teammate,
LeBron

ding ding ding
Culburn369
10-29-2009, 11:34 AM
Dear Shaq,

Don't follow me when I go to New York.

Your former teammate,
LeBron

Dear James,

Your excuses are your own.

- Daddy
The Gemini Method
10-29-2009, 11:35 AM
Dear Shaq,

Don't follow me when I go to New York.

Your former teammate,
LeBron

Win!
The Gemini Method
10-29-2009, 11:45 AM
Dear Shaq,

Here's something to numb the pain...

Warmest Regards,
D. West
JamStone
10-29-2009, 12:00 PM
Dear Shaq,

At least Cleveland is an awesome city!

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c157/couchownsmaddux/dcarey.jpg

Insincerely,

Drew Carey
The Gemini Method
10-29-2009, 12:01 PM
Dear Shaq,

You suck...

Fondly,
Eric Mangini
spurs_fan_in_exile
10-29-2009, 12:16 PM
Dear Shaq,

Are you making me so big because you want enough for everyone to have a taste?

Sincerely,
Your Ass
Spursfan092120
10-29-2009, 12:23 PM
Dear Shaq

Why can't you and Z play as Twin Towers. It worked against Boston.

Sincerely Mike Brown
Dear Mike,

Because I'm slow and fat, and ever since I left Miami, I curse every team I go to.

Warmest Regards,
Diesel
BRHornet45
10-29-2009, 02:11 PM
Dear Shaq:

You're done.

sincerely,

Kobe Bryant's 1st ring


*fixed*

son you know damn well Shaq won those first 3 rings. don't even try and play like Kobe earned them. he was just on the right team at the right time and was nothing more than a role player.
Culburn369
10-29-2009, 02:14 PM
son you know damn well Shaq won those first 3 rings. don't even try and play like Kobe earned them. he was just on the right team at the right time and was nothing more than a role player.

BR, go back to the 2000 playoffs vs Portland. Kobe brought them back all the way and won it. It was a cake walk thereafter. We lose there, and Media woulda roasted Daddy over the coals forever. And when they were done with him woulda taken off after Bryant, like they did after Daddy rang without him in Florida.
TheMACHINE
10-29-2009, 02:16 PM
*fixed*

son you know damn well Shaq won those first 3 rings. don't even try and play like Kobe earned them. he was just on the right team at the right time and was nothing more than a role player.

thanks for totally killing the thread :rolleyes
Goran Dragic
10-29-2009, 02:19 PM
thanks for totally killing the thread :rolleyes


Agreed.....this isn't a Kobe hate thread, the OP made it to hate on Shaq.
BRHornet45
10-29-2009, 02:19 PM
thanks for totally killing the thread :rolleyes

sorry son :(

I apologize
Goran Dragic
10-29-2009, 02:24 PM
Dear Laker fans,

Are you going to help me roll out the Red Carpet for Shaq if we don't win the finals this year?

Just a thought...


You'd seriously take him back Luva?
TheMACHINE
10-29-2009, 02:27 PM
Dear Lakaluva

Fuck no.

Best regards,
TheMachine
Culburn369
10-29-2009, 02:33 PM
There is no upside to Daddy now. Not a trace of prime remains.
TheMACHINE
10-29-2009, 02:34 PM
I hate the guy the most, but I love winning more. If we could welcome Payton and Malone... I'm just saying.

I also like the team when everyone is getting along. Why bring drama to a team when they are already winning? Is Shaq really the answer? i dont think so.
Goran Dragic
10-29-2009, 02:35 PM
I also like the team when everyone is getting along. Why bring drama to a team when they are already winning? Is Shaq really the answer? i dont think so.


If they could bring him in for the min and say, "If you screw this up, you're cut and good luck finding a new team," it could work, but I don't see Shaq taking a discount.
Culburn369
10-29-2009, 02:41 PM
If they could bring him in for the min and say, "If you screw this up, you're cut and good luck finding a new team," it could work, but I don't see Shaq taking a discount.

No amount of money is going to prompt Daddy. It's over. Whereas once up a time he had control over his destiny, that control now is flat-lined. It's like when someone has a terminal illness, is dying, and everybody knows but that person. It's like when Jordan came back for those 2 years in Washington, nobody said a word, they just all waited their turn to take a piece of his ass for themselves. Same thing with Daddy, the Cavs are using him to goose the gate, and the players are licking their chops to take a piece of his ass in turn.

& everybody is hurrying up to get their's before the gravy train ends.

It's like pitiful.
Ghazi
10-29-2009, 02:51 PM
Dear Shaq,

You can thank us for your 4th ring

Sincerely,

Bennett Salvatore and Dan Crawford
TheMACHINE
10-29-2009, 02:55 PM
No amount of money is going to prompt Daddy. It's over. Whereas once up a time he had control over his destiny, that control now is flat-lined. It's like when someone has a terminal illness, is dying, and everybody knows but that person. It's like when Jordan came back for those 2 years in Washington, nobody said a word, they just all waited their turn to take a piece of his ass for themselves. Same thing with Daddy, the Cavs are using him to goose the gate, and the players are licking their chops to take a piece of his ass in turn.

& everybody is hurrying up to get their's before the gravy train ends.

It's like pitiful.

Yup

Desperate teams want Shaq...and we've seen the results. The Lakers had Shaq in his PRIME and let him go. There is no way they want him now.
NRHector
10-29-2009, 05:16 PM
Dear Shaq

Can you get me a Cracker Jack ring at least?

Sincerely, Lebron
JamStone
10-29-2009, 06:03 PM
Dear Shaq Diesel,

Stop playing like a bitch. You're not playing against bitches anymore.

Digs and spikes,

Misty May and Keri Walsh
JamStone
10-29-2009, 06:07 PM
El Shaqin Grande,

You only 37, bro. I'm really 55 and still hit .313 lass season, chico.

Siempre,

Miggy Tejada
Culburn369
10-29-2009, 06:08 PM
Dear Diary,

Today the Spurs Fandom built us a straw hut with a wailing wall in it for us to wail at now that they put a large salami up our poop chute. We go in there and pay homage to Spurs Fandom. We also cry and carry on and hope we will heal.

That's all today, Diary. I have to go now and lip smack some San Antonio rump-a-rooney.

- Jammy
JamStone
10-29-2009, 06:09 PM
Cool Cul.
Otaku
10-29-2009, 06:30 PM
Dear Shaq,

Can I have just 1 of your several million dollars? C'mon Superman, don't be mean, you have lots of 'em!

Sincerely, Carlos
ElNono
10-29-2009, 06:38 PM
Where's rapping Shaq?
TheMACHINE
10-29-2009, 06:41 PM
Dear Rappin Shaq,

You are FAT, like my CAT.

Regards,
Rappin Glen Davis
Culburn369
10-29-2009, 07:05 PM
The 2 x 4

Daddy, Daddy, 2 x 4
Can't get thru the bathroom door
The Mavs jammed it in their haste
To flee from the Florida State
Daddy, Daddy, Kobe told
All your secrets from those ho's
Mrs. Daddy took a fit
Try to git a legal writ
Daddy, Daddy, cried & cried
But, she wanted a ring like Kobe's bride

- Vanilla Castleberry
Axl Van Dam
10-30-2009, 06:20 AM
Dear Shaq:

You're done.

sincerely,

Kobe Bryant's 4th and soon to be 5th ring.

:toast Good one. :toast
Axl Van Dam
10-30-2009, 06:21 AM
Dear Rappin Shaq,

You are FAT, like my CAT.

Regards,
Rappin Glen Davis

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
TheNextGen
10-30-2009, 11:24 AM
Dear Rappin Shaq,

You are FAT, like my CAT.

Regards,
Rappin Glen Davis

classic
SpuronyourFace
10-30-2009, 11:59 AM
Dear Shaq:

You're done.

sincerely,

Kobe Bryant's 4th and soon to be 5th ring.

P.S. and thanks for letting me ride the coat tails while you were here.