Daily Assignment Thread. Check in here if you want your job for the day.

[BacktoBasics]

Okay gang this thread is designated for daily assignments. Post in here if you want an assignment and I'll give you a topic to start a thread on. These will be topics of my choice not yours. If you don't like your assignment too fucking bad, you shouldn't have signed up.

Honestly I don't know if this board will respond well to assignment threads but I'm going to give this a shot anyway. If it fails (sup blake) miserably then we'll scrap it.

I have 4 topics and possibly a 5th. So once the topics are taken that's it for the day. Might do this a couple of times a week if it works out.

[Pick of Destiny]

How much do these gigs pay?

[BacktoBasics]

How much do these gigs pay?You'll get nothing and like it.

[Pick of Destiny]

You'll get nothing and like it.

So basically what your wife gets.....no thanks.

[BacktoBasics]

So basically what your wife gets.....no thanks.I wouldn't have let you participate anyhow.

[Pick of Destiny]

I wouldn't have let you participate anyhow.

Again, the same as your wife or partner or whomever you go to the grocery store with.

[I. Hustle]

I'll do it so I can piss people off. If you don't have any MiamiHeat and Lil' Homo suck each others cawks threads I'll take whatever else you got.

[BacktoBasics]

Again, the same as your wife or partner or whomever you go to the grocery store with.You're hurting my feelings please stop.

[Pick of Destiny]

You're hurting my feelings please stop.

Again with the wife quotes? Please stop!

[I. Hustle]

:corn:

[BacktoBasics]

Again with the wife quotes? Please stop!If you think insulting my wife gets under my skin you really don't know me.

[BacktoBasics]

:popcornYou're getting the first assignment with this post. Give me a second to upload your task for the day.

[BacktoBasics]

Okay I. Hustle your job for today is to start a thread about the thumper who was fired from Home Depot. Be thorough.

Here's the article

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Fla-man-says-Home-Depot-fired-apf-1113711936.html?x=0&.v=2

Give us a neutral break down from both sides of the story and I want you to wrap the thread up with a closing paragraph that specifically states your view, biased or not, on the entire situation.

[CosmicCowboy]

This thread has potential. B2B just made I. Hustle his bitch.

[I. Hustle]

LOL you would throw that at me. You know what... challenge accepted.

[I. Hustle]

This thread has potential. B2B just made I. Hustle his bitch.

Hey I'm doing this for fun. I'm nobody's bitch. Don't get your hopes up dude, I'm not into guys.

[BacktoBasics]

This thread has potential. B2B just made I. Hustle his bitch.
So your in. Would you prefer an emotionally invested assignment or something more cut and dry?

[katyon6th]

Well, I was going to participate until I saw I. Hustle's assignment. I don't have time for that shit.

[TheThinkingMan]

So your in. Would you prefer an emotionally invested assignment or something more cut and dry?

It don't take much thinking to give the rich cowboy a topic.

[mrsmaalox]

This thread has potential. B2B just made I. Hustle his bitch.

First ATRAIN, now I.Hustle! Save yourself Cowboy---get out while you still can!!

[BacktoBasics]

Well, I was going to participate until I saw I. Hustle's assignment. I don't have time for that shit.Your assignment is to start a thread discussing homosexual tendencies. This can be pertinent to you. Example: Have you ever been with someone of the same sex? Or have you ever had an attraction to them in some way/shape/form. If that's not applicable you can discuss the general premise behind the mentality of dabbling with the same sex.

Like all assignments the thread should be wrapped up with a closing paragraph about your opinion on your write up.

[CosmicCowboy]

So your in. Would you prefer an emotionally invested assignment or something more cut and dry?

:lmao

nope..not in on this one...:p:

[BacktoBasics]

:lmao

nope..not in on this one...:p:I'm extremely disappointed in your lack of participation with this.

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder how many of these will actually happen.

[RandomGuy]

Fugit... Gimmie something. I'll get to it when I get home later this evening.

Can't be any worse the the poo flinging in the politics forum. WHOOT!

[RandomGuy]

I wonder how many of these will actually happen.

I will pledge 90mins of my time before I head to bed. Unless I get hit by a bus or something.... or I end up having to work late... a distinct possibility.

[katyon6th]

I wonder how many of these will actually happen.

Would you like to help me with my assignment? I understand you probably have more experience on that topic than I do.

[CosmicCowboy]

I'm extremely disappointed in your lack of participation with this.

:lol...I prefer picking my own topics but am enjoying watching all the bouncing slobbering puppies around your feet waiting for their tennis ball.

[BacktoBasics]

:lol...I prefer picking my own topics but am enjoying watching all the bouncing slobbering puppies around your feet waiting for their tennis ball.There is a real lack of honest participation here so lets be real.

I. Hustle has an assignment

Katy has an assignment

That's it. This thread/idea still has plenty of time to fly or fail.

[CuckingFunt]

Would you like to help me with my assignment? I understand you probably have more experience on that topic than I do.

I'll likely pitch in if the thread is started, but with 19 units this semester I've got plenty of homework to keep me busy already.

[PakiDan]

I'm in

[RichardSimmons]

Your assignment is to start a thread discussing homosexual tendencies. This can be pertinent to you. Example: Have you ever been with someone of the same sex? Or have you ever had an attraction to them in some way/shape/form. If that's not applicable you can discuss the general premise behind the mentality of dabbling with the same sex.

Like all assignments the thread should be wrapped up with a closing paragraph about your opinion on your write up.

I so wanted that one!!!

[katyon6th]

:lol...I prefer picking my own topics but am enjoying watching all the bouncing slobbering puppies around your feet waiting for their tennis ball.

Excuse me. I'm not slobbering over anyone's balls, TYVM.

[BacktoBasics]

I'm inGive me a minute and I'll get yours up.

[I. Hustle]

Give me a minute and I'll get yours up.

Quote worthy!

[BacktoBasics]

I'm inI want you to start a thread about your generation's workforce and work ethic. Basically as an up and comer of your generation I'd like you to discuss your personal short comings and the short comings of your generation in relation to the current workforce.

The pussification of America has been widely discussed on this forum. Can your generation exceed the generation before them or before that? The entitlement mentality and its justification (if founded) are a point I'd like you to elaborate on.

Like always finish with a strong opinionated closing paragraph.

Thanks for participating.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm in. I needa break from trying to beat SilverBlack's bejeweled score.

[PM5K]

I'm in. I needa break from trying to beat SilverBlack's bejeweled score.

I have a SPECIAL assignment for you honey..........

[BacktoBasics]

I'm in. I needa break from trying to beat SilverBlack's bejeweled score.Here is your chance to be bold.

I want you to start a thread describing the first time you had sex. Who, where, when and of course how was it. I want you to compare that to the what you thought it would be like and whether or not you would go back and change anything. Being descriptive is good but you don't need to be pornographic....just creative.

If you don't have it in you to post something so personal I'll come up with another more passive assignment for you. I just thought I'd just go ahead and throw the proverbial bone your way for this one.

[florige]

Here is your chance to be bold.

I want you to start a thread describing the first time you had sex. Who, where, when and of course how was it. I want you to compare that to the what you thought it would be like and whether or not you would go back and change anything. Being descriptive is good but you don't need to be pornographic....just creative.

If you don't have it in you to post something so personal I'll come up with another more passive assignment for you. I just thought I'd just go ahead and throw the proverbial bone your way for this one.



C'mon Ash do it!!

[ashbeeigh]

Here is your chance to be bold.

I want you to start a thread describing the first time you had sex. Who, where, when and of course how was it. I want you to compare that to the what you thought it would be like and whether or not you would go back and change anything. Being descriptive is good but you don't need to be pornographic....just creative.

If you don't have it in you to post something so personal I'll come up with another more passive assignment for you. I just thought I'd just go ahead and throw the proverbial bone your way for this one.


Don't you think this would be a better assignment for someone like AngelLuv who remembers things that happened more recently?

[florige]

Don't you think this would be a better assignment for someone like AngelLuv who remembers things that happened more recently?



No, No, No Ash don't try and pawn it off on someone else. This is your assignment!

[BacktoBasics]

Don't you think this would be a better assignment for someone like AngelLuv who remembers things that happened more recently?Are you calling AL a perve. Shame on you.

Alright. Alright. No worries Ash.

Tackle this one.

The legal age for driving is 16. As society has evolved in the last 20-30 years and we see the trend of our youth becoming increasingly more immature I want you to discuss the benefits and/or downturns of raising the legal age for a DL to 18. There are a ton of articles out there on this so a little research could prove interesting.

Of course wrap it up with your opinion.

[BacktoBasics]

I'll reserve the first sexual encounter for CC if he chooses to take it. Otherwise that's it for the day.

[ashbeeigh]

Are you calling AL a perve. Shame on you.




just saying her post would probably be better.

[BacktoBasics]

just saying her post would probably be better.She's way to private to disclose that.

You got your other assignment....now get out there and make us proud.

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i46/jardine10/butt/buttslap.jpg

[BacktoBasics]

Fugit... Gimmie something. I'll get to it when I get home later this evening.

Can't be any worse the the poo flinging in the politics forum. WHOOT!If you pop back in I got something for you. If not no worries friend. Sorry I missed your post.

[ashbeeigh]

She's way to private to disclose that.


And what makes you think I would disclose it? I've never discussed my love life on here.

[BacktoBasics]

And what makes you think I would disclose it? I've never discussed my love life on here.Nothing led me to believe that you would disclose that info. That's why I said I was tossing you a bone. It was a shot in the dark and I thought it would be a worthy opportunity for you to be a little sassy and revealing for us. A chance to open up and show another side of ash.

No big deal. I didn't press the issue. I respect your privacy.

Uh I hope you're working on your alternative assignments because I have high hopes.

[CosmicCowboy]

B2B AKA Jim Jones giving I.Hustle his assignment...

http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/PT-AK461_JONEST_G_20081212180628.jpg

[BacktoBasics]

B2B AKA Jim Jones giving I.Hustle his assignment...

http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/PT-AK461_JONEST_G_20081212180628.jpgYou want the first sexual encounter assignment? Tell us how a real Cowboy gets the girl.

[Sausage]

Let's do this.

[CosmicCowboy]

You want the first sexual encounter assignment? Tell us how a real Cowboy gets the girl.

nope

[BacktoBasics]

nope
What's with the lack of participation on your part? I had like 4 or 5 good ideas that I thought you'd be willing to capitalize on. You can discuss farts and nothing more?

[BacktoBasics]

Let's do this.Are you Male/Female. I don't know you. I need input before I assign something to you.

That or you can just up and take the "first sexual experience" topic everyone seems to avoid.

[florige]

And what makes you think I would disclose it? I've never discussed my love life on here.



You are no fun Ash!

[LnGrrrR]

I'll likely pitch in if the thread is started, but with 19 units this semester I've got plenty of homework to keep me busy already.

You're planning on handling 19 units this semester? That does sound like it would take alot of time... unless you can get a few of them in at once. :D

(I know it's juvenile; I couldn't help myself.)

[florige]

What's with the lack of participation on your part? I had like 4 or 5 good ideas that I thought you'd be willing to capitalize on. You can discuss farts and nothing more?



You have to give him a assignment that has something to do with grilling.

[BacktoBasics]

You're planning on handling 19 units this semester? That does sound like it would take alot of time... unless you can get a few of them in at once. :D

(I know it's juvenile; I couldn't help myself.)I had a really killer idea for CF too.

[BacktoBasics]

Honestly I have hopes that at least two of you will put assignments up.

[BacktoBasics]

I. Hustle
Katy
Paki
Ash
Sausage

That's 5.

[JoeChalupa]

You have to give him a assignment that has something to do with grilling.

I concur.

[Sausage]

Are you Male/Female. I don't know you. I need input before I assign something to you.

That or you can just up and take the "first sexual experience" topic everyone seems to avoid.

I'm Male, 22 years old.

[PM5K]

Thank God he didn't try to put one on me.

That's just what I come to the club for, homework.....

[BacktoBasics]

I'm Male, 22 years old.
You want the first sexual experience topic? Unless you're a virgin then you could discuss the unnecessary value men place on the vagina.

[lil'mo]

If you think insulting my wife gets under my skin you really don't know me.

Exactly, why would he care to defend the honor of his fat, unattractive mexican wife?

[lil'mo]

Hey I'm doing this for fun. I'm nobody's bitch. Don't get your hopes up dude, I'm not into guys.

It's fun for you to be someone's bitch, though. Go ahead and do what you're told, bitch.

[CosmicCowboy]

NOBODY got the Jim Jones joke?

[The fortune teller]

I predict very little follow through on any of these assignments.

[BacktoBasics]

Exactly, why would he care to defend the honor of his fat, unattractive mexican wife?Sorry


It's fun for you to be someone's bitch, though. Go ahead and do what you're told, bitch.Sorry I offended you.

[I. Hustle]

It's fun for you to be someone's bitch, though. Go ahead and do what you're told, bitch.

http://robotpirateninja.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/inet_tough_guy.jpg

[I. Hustle]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i288/The_Game21/E-thug2.jpg

[PM5K]

I predict very little follow through on any of these assignments.

Yeah if any of us had follow through we wouldn't be on the club in the afternoon...

[I. Hustle]

http://www.ffxils.ca/ethug2.jpg

take your pick. I know you are one of these.

[BacktoBasics]

I'm hoping one or two you guys will finish an assignment by 3pm.

[lil'mo]

Sorry

Sorry I offended you.

I'm not offended by you, I'm entertained by you. Entertained in the same way a chld is entertained by an ant in a magnifying glass.

[I. Hustle]

I'm not offended by you, I'm entertained by you. Entertained in the same way a chld is entertained by an ant in a magnifying class.


You took classes on magnifying? Is it because you couldn't find your pener?

[angel_luv]

Although I am not asking for one, I am curious to know what type of assignment you would give me, Back2Basics.

[BacktoBasics]

Although I am not asking for one, I am curious to know what type of assignment you would give me, Back2Basics.I hadn't really thought about it. There's always next week....that is if anyone ends up participating.

[PM5K]

I'd have her write a lame e-book...

[angel_luv]

I hadn't really thought about it. There's always next week....that is if anyone ends up participating.

It is a clever and dangerous premise for a thread. I am not surprised you were the one to come up with it.

[mrsmaalox]

You took classes on magnifying? Is it because you couldn't find your pener?

You really need to stop referring to "peners" so much. It's making you look obsessed or something.

[BacktoBasics]

It is a clever and dangerous premise for a thread. I am not surprised you were the one to come up with it.I thought I picked some decent topics to discuss too.

[angel_luv]

I almost posted about the Home Depot employee yesterday. But I got the impression from the article I read that the man was more declaring his devotion to his brother than his commitment to God.

( Not that there is anything wrong with the pin he was wearing in his brother's honor.)

But I thought it was a misrepresentation of the story to suggest the man was suffering religious persecution, since in the article I read the man was not quoted saying anthing about the particulars of his faith.

[CuckingFunt]

You're planning on handling 19 units this semester? That does sound like it would take alot of time... unless you can get a few of them in at once. :D

(I know it's juvenile; I couldn't help myself.)

Oh, if only I had a drum kit.

S'pose I walked right into that one, though.


I had a really killer idea for CF too.

Now this I've got to hear.

[I. Hustle]

You really need to stop referring to "peners" so much. It's making you look obsessed or something.

I'm a boob man. You should know that by now.

[CosmicCowboy]

I'll reserve the first sexual encounter for CC if he chooses to take it. Otherwise that's it for the day.

LOL I'm just not that easily manipulated. You would have liked the story too. It involved a pool table in a garage, her on her back with her hands in the side pockets and knees on my shoulders and her parents opening the overhead door with the remote as they drove up just as I got my nut off.

[BacktoBasics]

LOL I'm just not that easily manipulated. You would have liked the story too. It involved a pool table in a garage, her on her back with her hands in the side pockets and knees on my shoulders and her parents opening the overhead door with the remote as they drove up just as I got my nut off.Why does it have to be about manipulation? I just thought it would be cool to bring some interesting topics to the forefront while good poster a chance to participate with their views of said subjects.

Well anyway at this point it seems to be a failure.

[BacktoBasics]

Now this I've got to hear.I'll save it for another time.

[PM5K]

I just thought it would be cool to bring some interesting topics to the forefront while good poster a chance to participate with their views of said subjects.

Don't good posters come up with the shit themselves?

[MaNuMaNiAc]

WTF?? I don't get the point of the whole thing? Its like being back in school and fucking asking for homework...

[MaNuMaNiAc]

On the other hand, this thread has potential, if only to verify just how much power of persuasion B2B has over people here... Its unreal :lol

[LnGrrrR]

Oh, if only I had a drum kit.

S'pose I walked right into that one, though.


I can't resist a bad pun!

[PM5K]

Yeah I do appreciate B2B exposing the weak minded, follower type people.

[tp2021]

Why do the posters taking initiative have to be weak-minded? Perhaps those who aren't participating are just lazy.

[PM5K]

Why do the posters taking initiative have to be weak-minded? Perhaps those who aren't participating are just lazy.

Following an assignment created by someone else isn't initiative, it would have been initiative to come up with the shit yourself, otherwise it's just following orders.

[lil'mo]

On the other hand, this thread has potential, if only to verify just how much power of persuasion B2B has over people here... Its unreal :lol

It's like a cult. You take a group of dumb people and make the smartest dumb guy the leader and the remaining dumb people fall in line.

[PM5K]

It's like a cult. You take a group of dumb people and make the smartest dumb guy the leader and the remaining dumb people fall in line.

Yeah you aren't going to find any of the smart people posting these "assignments" here.

Although I think CC was almost roped in, but I'd have to double check to be sure.