The TroutBum
10-30-2009, 02:14 AM
Well, not really. I was home sick today and thought that I'd go hit Best Buy and see if anything caught my fancy when I realized a big ass line and a bunch of people crowded around a table... My boy, Ace, was there signing autographs, taking pictures, and talking with fans. The line wasn't that long, and I had probably 30 people in front of me -- it took over 90 minutes to get up to him. He actually took the time to talk to everyone, ask them how things were, answered all of their questions, signed multiple items, and posed for pictures. Well worth the wait, imo. What a class act guy. Jeremy Horn was supposed to be there too, but took a fight in CO at the last minute and couldn't make it. Some loser from some season of TUF was there too, but in the hour that I could see the table, I think one person got his autograph -- kinda felt bad for him, really. I'd never heard of him. /shrug.
Anyhow, here are a few action shots -- yes, my camera and my photo skills suck ass, blow me.
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/flakestein/Ace3.gif
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/flakestein/Ace1.gif
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/flakestein/Ace2.gif
Some cock sucking Utah fan...
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/flakestein/Ace4.gif
And me, about ready to take his ass to the ground and throw some trippy submission on him...
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/flakestein/Ace-1.gif
The best part of the whole experience? I asked him if he liked the Jazz, and he was like, "Jazz music? It's alright." And I was like, "Holy shit man, you're in Utah -- I'm talking about the Utah Jazz." He just kinda looked retardedly at me. I said, "You know who Deron Williams is?" Rich: "Errr..." Me: "You do know who Chris Paul is, right?" Rich: "Errrr, sure." Me: "Dude, would you mind doing something totally juvinile for me?" Rich: "I dunno man, what?" Me: "I just need you to look at my camera and say, "Chris Paul Drinks Pee." is that cool?" Rich: "No way man, I don't even know who that dude is -- I can't rip on him if I don't know him. If you want me to say Matt Hughes drinks pee, I'll do that!" He laughed, and then, "I'll say Lyotto Machida does too, because I actually know that he does!"
He does? Nice.
Anyhow, he's a cool dude, but what blue-blooded American, who isn't a complete flaming homosexual, doesn't know who Chris Paul is? I'm a little worried about Ace...
Anyhow, here are a few action shots -- yes, my camera and my photo skills suck ass, blow me.
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/flakestein/Ace3.gif
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/flakestein/Ace1.gif
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/flakestein/Ace2.gif
Some cock sucking Utah fan...
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/flakestein/Ace4.gif
And me, about ready to take his ass to the ground and throw some trippy submission on him...
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/flakestein/Ace-1.gif
The best part of the whole experience? I asked him if he liked the Jazz, and he was like, "Jazz music? It's alright." And I was like, "Holy shit man, you're in Utah -- I'm talking about the Utah Jazz." He just kinda looked retardedly at me. I said, "You know who Deron Williams is?" Rich: "Errr..." Me: "You do know who Chris Paul is, right?" Rich: "Errrr, sure." Me: "Dude, would you mind doing something totally juvinile for me?" Rich: "I dunno man, what?" Me: "I just need you to look at my camera and say, "Chris Paul Drinks Pee." is that cool?" Rich: "No way man, I don't even know who that dude is -- I can't rip on him if I don't know him. If you want me to say Matt Hughes drinks pee, I'll do that!" He laughed, and then, "I'll say Lyotto Machida does too, because I actually know that he does!"
He does? Nice.
Anyhow, he's a cool dude, but what blue-blooded American, who isn't a complete flaming homosexual, doesn't know who Chris Paul is? I'm a little worried about Ace...