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ST's POTW Tabulator
10-30-2009, 08:54 AM
Good to see you all again. The tabulating software has been hard at work this week and the TPS reports are in early. You guys started off strong, faded a bit in the early part of the week but finished with a bang. I'm sure there will be hurt feelings and some people probably feel that they deserve a mention but the calculations don't lie. The math is infallible. Lets get right down to business.


POTW Honorable Mentions



RGMCSE - Your post in the Gas thread was great. Excellent work. Too bad we didn't see much of you after that.

Cosmic Cowboy - Told some great stories all week long. Very consistent contributor here.

I. Hustle - Weekend update with I. Hustle thread was awesome. Great work. I hope he does that every week because its a great way to kick off a Monday. Had he completed his daily assignment he would have been a front runner for POTW. General board moving and smack talk will just earn you Honorable Mention.

Sancha - This sharpie eyebrowed slut is hilarious. She was on point and didn't go for the overkill (sup tlongIII) More Sancha for all of us would be a good thing. Keep it up.

Fortune Cookie - Great advice. Very consistent. Never overplayed. Good work.

Thunder Dan - Another excellent showing from a very consistent board mover.

The Sledge Sisters Panda & Maalox - Always there. Always together to eGangBang you. Great work ladies.

Stretch - One of the more underrated posters here. Always swift and witty. Great board mover. At some point he'll earn more than a few POTW awards.

EricB - He earned Honorable Mention for being consistent all week but I'd like to see more substance out of him this upcoming week.

SpursWoman - NEED MORE SW. She's a homerun hitter with great melons. Post more.

lil'mo - HM for getting a rise and the attention from half the B2B crew. Great work.

PM5K - Probably the single most undervalued poster we have here. I'm expecting him to have a bang up week next week so lets see if he can put himself into contention.

Paki - Dude was very close to winning POTW with his getting fired thread. Too bad he balked at the assignment thread.

Joe Chalupa - The real JC.

CuckingFunt - CF brought us some interesting things to ponder in Katy's assignment thread. Generally CF is rooted in common sense and entertaining posts. You gotta love her style.

LnGrrrR - He finally was able to witness his creation this week.

Soul_Patch - Great board mover. Not afraid to speak his mind.

Fpoonsie - Expecting big things going in to next week. Lets keep up the good work

Kori Ellis - She actually posted in the Club during normal business hours.

MannyIsGod - Obviously an undisputed self proclaimed legend. Dude should be posting more. The club is a better place with more Manny. Post more friendo. Post more.




--NEW ENTRY--



Pansy of the Week or PanOTW



Xellos - Dude was absolutely owned in a second rate mexican restaurant by some strange women. Not only was he assulted but he rather than his assailant were removed.



Angel-Luv of the Week or ALOTHW



Blake - He truly showcased his unwavering ability to only see things the way he wants to see them. The man knows everything and has been convinced by nothing.



Dickhead(s) of the Week or DOTW

I. Hustle
Sausage
Paki
Ashbeeigh

You guys volunteered for an assignment and delivered nothing. I think the success of Katy's thread shows us the value of a good assignment day. Assignment thread will be back at least for next week after the strong finish so you can redeem yourselves if you choose. Good luck.


American Woman of the Week or AWOTH




American Women - She managed to crawl out of her walk-in refrigerator long enough to hurl her redundant insults.



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Poster of the Week

Katy - You can't argue this one bit. Consistently smug and snippy all week. She gets right to the zinger without sugar coating it. Not only did she complete the assignment but she hit it out of the park. She didn't have to share her lesbian experiences with us but she did it anyway and did in a way that brought the best out of everyone. Even Manny was surprised. She crossed a line when everyone else feared the attention. Keep up the good work.




Well guys there's always next week. Great collective job gang.

tlongIII
10-30-2009, 09:00 AM
I overkilled it? I'm sorry guys. I... I...

Sancha
10-30-2009, 09:03 AM
Oh. My. Shits! I won something?! I didn't even know this place had awards and shit. Do I get some kind of money from this shit? If it's a trophy you can keep it, just give me the money you were going to spend on it.

Oyes B2B, tell your wife you have to work late. I'm going to shave down there for you.

Sancha
10-30-2009, 09:04 AM
By down there I meant my Chocha. In case you didn't know what I meant.

ashbeeigh
10-30-2009, 09:29 AM
Dickhead(s) of the Week or DOTW


Ashbeeigh




Bullshit. My pink slip thread was genius.

I. Hustle
10-30-2009, 09:30 AM
Hey at least we got something Ash. lol

ashbeeigh
10-30-2009, 09:31 AM
Hey at least we got something Ash. lol

Whatever. I'll be poster of the week next week with all the free time on my hands.

ATRAIN
10-30-2009, 09:33 AM
Whatever. I'll be poster of the week next week with all the free time on my hands.

Yeah I dont see that happening.

ashbeeigh
10-30-2009, 09:36 AM
Yeah I dont see that happening.

And here I was...just about to text you and ask you to come to the Spurs game with me on Saturday.

That won't be happening anymore.

I. Hustle
10-30-2009, 09:42 AM
YES! I just got a text from Ash

BacktoBasics
10-30-2009, 09:44 AM
Whatever. I'll be poster of the week next week with all the free time on my hands.The tabulator told me that you could have been up in the running had you completed the assignment. Hell you even got an alternate assignment.

ATRAIN
10-30-2009, 09:46 AM
And here I was...just about to text you and ask you to come to the Spurs game with me on Saturday.

That won't be happening anymore.

hahaha liar

mrsmaalox
10-30-2009, 09:47 AM
Bullshit. My pink slip thread was genius.

I think so too...it took off on several tangents and it attracted posters who don't frequent the Club. Good job :tu

Not that my opinion means anything around here! ;)

Blake
10-30-2009, 09:50 AM
Angel-Luv of the Week or ALOTHW

Blake - He truly showcased his unwavering ability to only see things the way he wants to see them. The man knows everything and has been convinced by nothing.

No, I copy and paste facts and am unconvinced by your opinions.


You can call me ignorant all you want.

Thanks for the get-out-of-fail-free card.

You are ignorant...and you fail again.

CosmicCowboy
10-30-2009, 09:50 AM
Personally, I think forked_tongue should have gotten at least a rookie of the week award for this post...


Hey All,

I was fucking with you. I do work with Dan, in fact I'm his boss...you know the little people friendly, disabled veteran, minority woman business owner.

Seeing as Dan got busted, decided not to come back to work so I could fire him in person and is probably crying to anyone who will listen about his "WOES" (through no fault of his own mind you) Please let him know he's been fired. His last check will be mailed when we get our key back.

ROTFLMAO. Regards- the disabled veteran, minority woman business owner.

How's that for shitting in someone's drawer?

That was world class ownage...

tlongII
10-30-2009, 09:51 AM
A meaningless award if it only considers posts in the Club... :td

katyon6th
10-30-2009, 09:55 AM
I win.

BacktoBasics
10-30-2009, 09:56 AM
No, I copy and paste facts and am unconvinced by your opinions.

Are you getting mad at a computer?



Thanks for the get-out-of-fail-free card.

You are ignorant...and you fail again.Awww good to see "fail" back.

BacktoBasics
10-30-2009, 09:57 AM
A meaningless award if it only considers posts in the Club... :tdIt considers all posts. If you find a great thread or great post somewhere else the tabulator told me that it's perfectly acceptable to PM a link so he can see for himself.

ashbeeigh
10-30-2009, 09:59 AM
I think so too...it took off on several tangents and it attracted posters who don't frequent the Club. Good job :tu

Not that my opinion means anything around here! ;)

It means something to me!

CubanMustGo
10-30-2009, 10:00 AM
I win.

Well deserved, you rocked the Club this week! :toast

tlongII
10-30-2009, 10:04 AM
It considers all posts. If you find a great thread or great post somewhere else the tabulator told me that it's perfectly acceptable to PM a link so he can see for himself.

Fuck that. Tell that lazy piece of shit to get off his ass and cruise the other forums!

Blake
10-30-2009, 10:04 AM
Awww I see I "failed" again.

Ignorant

lil'mo
10-30-2009, 10:06 AM
Sad

ATRAIN
10-30-2009, 10:08 AM
Im kind of shocked lil mo wasnt mentioned at all. He stirred up all kinds of shit and even got a thread calling him out created.

BacktoBasics
10-30-2009, 10:13 AM
Im kind of shocked lil mo wasnt mentioned at all. He stirred up all kinds of shit and even got a thread calling him out created.
Dude got honorable mention. Pissing people off doesn't trump lesbo stories.

ATRAIN
10-30-2009, 10:17 AM
Dude got honorable mention. Pissing people off doesn't trump lesbo stories.

But he kept things bumping in multiple threads. Im just sayin.

katyon6th
10-30-2009, 10:19 AM
What do you have against me ATRAIN?

lil'mo
10-30-2009, 10:20 AM
Just trying to bring a little reality into your lives.

BacktoBasics
10-30-2009, 10:20 AM
But he kept things bumping in multiple threads. Im just sayin.
Those threads would have delivered regardless. Might have been better had he not shown up at all with the exception of the call out thread.

lil'mo
10-30-2009, 10:21 AM
Those threads would have delivered regardless. Might have been better had he not shown up at all with the exception of the call out thread.

Might have been better for you. You're the only one I'm here to expose.

BacktoBasics
10-30-2009, 10:23 AM
Might have been better for you. You're the only one I'm here to expose.As if I don't expose myself on my own.

mrsmaalox
10-30-2009, 10:26 AM
Might have been better for you. You're the only one I'm here to expose.

I don't know lil' mo, seems like there are times ST would benefit from a bit less B2B exposure.

CosmicCowboy
10-30-2009, 10:28 AM
What do you have against me ATRAIN?

He is intimidated by confident women.

ATRAIN
10-30-2009, 10:32 AM
What do you have against me ATRAIN?

hahah Katy you know I have nothing but love for you. Just trying to give credit to lil mo for his good job in ruffling feathers.

ATRAIN
10-30-2009, 10:32 AM
He is intimidated by confident women.

What the fuck are you talking about fag?

BacktoBasics
10-30-2009, 10:34 AM
I don't know lil' mo, seems like there are times ST would benefit from a bit less B2B exposure.
ouch

katyon6th
10-30-2009, 10:35 AM
hahah Katy you know I have nothing but love for you. Just trying to give credit to lil mo for his good job in ruffling feathers.

But you didn't even participate in my thread. You don't have any stories to share?

I. Hustle
10-30-2009, 10:36 AM
:corn:

ATRAIN
10-30-2009, 10:36 AM
But you didn't even participate in my thread. You don't have any stories to share?

ha you saying I have homo tendencies?

BacktoBasics
10-30-2009, 10:38 AM
ha you saying I have homo tendencies?No big deal friendo....just tell us all about that time you gave little Ricky a handjob on the monkey bars.

I. Hustle
10-30-2009, 10:40 AM
ha you saying I have homo tendencies?

She's just saying you didn't participate. We all KNOW you have homo tendencies.

katyon6th
10-30-2009, 10:40 AM
ha you saying I have homo tendencies?

I didn't say that.

lil'mo
10-30-2009, 10:40 AM
But you didn't even participate in my thread. You don't have any stories to share?

Bitch, are you gonna answer my question? Are you, or have you ever been, a tranny?

ATRAIN
10-30-2009, 10:40 AM
She's just saying you didn't participate. We all KNOW you have homo tendencies.

Hey you sucked my dick that one time

BacktoBasics
10-30-2009, 10:49 AM
Bitch, are you gonna answer my question? Are you, or have you ever been, a tranny?Bitch? Was that necessary?

stretch
10-30-2009, 10:50 AM
anyone with "lil" preceeding their name should be kicked in the face

lil mo
lil bow wow
lil wayne

katyon6th
10-30-2009, 10:59 AM
Bitch, are you gonna answer my question? Are you, or have you ever been, a tranny?

You have way too much hate in your heart because your hostility towards me is a bit excessive.

lil'mo
10-30-2009, 11:01 AM
Bitch? Was that necessary?

:blah Your wife doesn't mind when you call her a bitch, does she?

lil'mo
10-30-2009, 11:01 AM
You have way too much hate in your heart because your hostility towards me is a bit excessive.

Who's being hostile? I'm only asking a question.

lil'mo
10-30-2009, 11:05 AM
anyone with "lil" preceeding their name should be kicked in the face

lil mo
lil bow wow
lil wayne

I was lil'mo when you and lil bow wow were in your huggies bitch.

BacktoBasics
10-30-2009, 11:14 AM
:blah Your wife doesn't mind when you call her a bitch, does she?
I wouldn't know I don't call her a bitch.

ashbeeigh
10-30-2009, 11:16 AM
I demand a recount.

BacktoBasics
10-30-2009, 11:19 AM
I demand a recount.Per the Tabulator: It will be taken into consideration for next week.

Participation in next weeks assignment could prove vital.

I. Hustle
10-30-2009, 11:34 AM
:corn:

lil'mo
10-30-2009, 12:00 PM
I wouldn't know I don't call her a bitch.
Maybe not to her face. If not bitch, I'm sure you have a laundry list of ugly things you call her to express your dissatisfaction with your relationship.

BacktoBasics
10-30-2009, 12:03 PM
Maybe not to her face. If not bitch, I'm sure you have a laundry list of ugly things you call her to express your dissatisfaction with your relationship.Whatever makes you feel better.

Fdawg07
10-30-2009, 12:04 PM
how about a "poster rookie of the month" ..i shud def. win that one.

lil'mo
10-30-2009, 12:25 PM
Whatever makes you feel better.

Wy are you so dissasatisfied with your relationship anyways? Just because she is homely and has multiple bastard children, doesnt mean you should'nt love and respect her.

lil'mo
10-30-2009, 12:25 PM
You think you can do better? :lol

stretch
10-30-2009, 12:27 PM
lil mo is a faggot

I. Hustle
10-30-2009, 12:29 PM
:corn:

lil'mo
10-30-2009, 12:34 PM
lil mo is a faggot

Good one. Is that a new word you made up?

stretch
10-30-2009, 12:50 PM
yes

CuckingFunt
10-30-2009, 01:55 PM
No big deal friendo....just tell us all about that time you gave little Ricky a handjob on the monkey bars.

This actually takes quite a bit of skill. And balance.