Official Mavericks-Lakers Thread

[ElNono]

Barea is done giving Carslile a blowjob and heads back to the court...

[Danny.Zhu]

That scene just now remind me that classic almost-own-goal by Marion.

[carrao45]

God Kobe make a jumpshot.

[djohn2oo8]

LMFAO @ Shannon Brown clapping in Kidd's face then getting smashed on a screen...

Classic

:lol :toast

[sribb43]

Barea is done giving Carslile a blowjob and heads back to the court...

:lol

[mystargtr34]

You dont realise how big and long Bynum is until you see him towering over 6'11" guys... his standing reach would be something like 9'6" at least. Just a permanent standing target underneath the ring.

[sribb43]

Typical 1st half for mavs lakers at staples

[ElNono]

LOL terrible call
And if Marion didn't miss all the gimmies he had the Mavs should be up by 10+...

[djohn2oo8]

Lakers need Gasol back ASAP, they are getting somewhat killed inside by Humphries lmao

[mystargtr34]

Lakers might still end up winning by 20... but they are just a different team without Pau, that post presence which allows you to run your offense through adds about 2 more dimensions to their offense.

[djohn2oo8]

Odom : "Noooo, I don't ever fouuuuuulll"

[ElNono]

What's LO bitching about?

[mystargtr34]

That didnt look like a foul on Odom... got the ball and Dirk's palm..

[Culburn369]

Christ, this is painful.

Dallas is wired high & tight.

I don't know who is more nervous:::Artest, or, me watchin' him struggle. Lord.

[milkshakeballa]

Thank you humphries!!!!!! Get kobe mad!!! Thank you!

[djohn2oo8]

LOL @ Humphries talkin shit to Kobe, this is about to get ugly

[Man In Black]

What's Laker Lanny's precious FT count right now?

I betch LAL fans are pissed that they don't have double the attempts the Mavs have. :toast

[monosylab1k]

Well, Kobe's about to go for 25 in the next half.

[sribb43]

Lol at JVG saying Carlisle should fine Humphries...time to call it a night, ballgame, thanks Kris:depressed

[ElNono]

As bad as Humphries looks out there, he is FAR superior to Gooden...

[milkshakeballa]

Refs have been disappoitning on both sides. Lakers down 7. Totally different team without Pau.


But don't let Allanon tell you something different. They don't need Pau to win a title!! All Kobe needs is E Dampier!!!

Still like the Lakers to win by 8+

[mystargtr34]

If Kobe goes for 40 and the Lakers win... put it on Humphries.

[lil_penny]

Jason terry.. a man of many words.

Crazy that him and martell webster are cousins.

[ElNono]

Donatello loves to talk, but then he needs to walk the walk...
Let's see if he also shows up in the 2nd half...

[milkshakeballa]

As bad as Humphries looks out there, he is FAR superior to Gooden...

:toast:toast

He has looked good out there. knocked down some shots. Big body. He can't guard Bynum but....

[mystargtr34]

:lol Donatello

[ElNono]

I can help but LOL whenever I see Avery on TV. Probably his huge mouth or something... :lol

[badfish22]

Barea is done giving Carslile a blowjob and heads back to the court...
:lmao:lmao:lmao


I think every Mav fan predicted this. We will come out of the gate strong, have a cute little lead, than blow it in the 4th.

[monosylab1k]

Moral victory for the Mavs. Halftime lead is good enough for me :tu

[ElNono]

VC injured playing against the Nets... hmmm... Karma is a fucking bitch, isn't it Vince?

[Def Rowe]

:lmao:lmao:lmao


I think every Mav fan predicted this. We will come out of the gate strong, have a cute little lead, than blow it in the 4th.

I feel like this is what's going to happen. Even though we're down I'm not that worried.

[Morg1411]

:lol Donatello

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

That's some funny shit.

[mystargtr34]

These days the best highlight of Shaq ESPN can muster is him getting fouled and going to the line for 2

[dirk4mvp]

That big white stiff guy doesn't look that bad except for talking shit to Kobe.

[Morg1411]

Mavs are playing good. I'm still counting on them to blow it, but it's been fun watching Marion own the fuck out of Artest.

[djohn2oo8]

Kobe's about to come out and score 30 points in the 3rd quarter

[ginobili's bald spot]

That big white stiff guy doesn't look that bad except for talking shit to Kobe.

I was happy to see that. Hopefully that will wake him up.

[Allanon]

Dang, OKC is looking like it's on a mission. 2-0
Clippers starting 0-3
Marc Gasol with another solid 19-7 for the Grizz. ZBo with 30.

Too many games tonight.

[dirk4mvp]

I was happy to see that. Hopefully that will wake him up.

When you're a guy who is largely unknown at the nba level, you don't just talk shit to somebody like Kobe.

[DPG21920]

F*ck the Clippers. Were up by 10 mid way through the third, were getting 8.5 points and f*cking lose.

[dirk4mvp]

Yeah, let's throw an alley to Dampier!

[Morg1411]

lol Artest

[milkshakeballa]

Wtf?!?!??!???! R u fukin kiddin me

[djohn2oo8]

Oh yeah, Forgot to tell laker fans that he will get reputation fouls

[ElNono]

LOL Artest looks like he's about to rip that ref's heart out with his bare hands...

[milkshakeballa]

how do you even call that?!?!?!? wat in the flyin fuck

[Morg1411]

Oh yeah, Forgot to tell laker fans that he will get reputation fouls

:lol

[Allanon]

Oh yeah, Forgot to tell laker fans that he will get reputation fouls

:toast:lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Oh yeah, Forgot to tell laker fans that he will get reputation fouls

:lmao

[ElNono]

And Odumb goes ahead and gets a T...
Well, if you wanted the Lakers pissed, this will do it...

[Morg1411]

lol Fisher.

NBA FO really wants Dallas to win this game.

[Cleveland Steamer]

looks like the Lakers are getting owned. probably shoulda kept Ariza.

[Banzai]

lolol whistle fest.

[Lars]

Lucky for the Lakers they have the gift of Gasol, because this team doesnt look very good.

[djohn2oo8]

lol marion

[djohn2oo8]

lol marion again.......as soon as i say that he dunks

[Banzai]

Lucky for the Lakers they have the gift of Gasol, because this team doesnt look very good.

lol lars.

[HarlemHeat37]

Bynum gets away with the non-3 second call more than any player I've ever seen, it's been going on since last year..

[dirk4mvp]

lol marion again

sup

[peskypesky]

damn i hate doing this, but "GO MAVS!".

[redzero]

A lost against the Mavericks at home would look bad for the Lakers. I don't know if "We didn't have Gasol" is an enough of an excuse.

[dirk4mvp]

:lmao Kobe

[HarlemHeat37]

btw, Vujacic just doesn't belong on the Lakers..they're full of talented players at the top that know how to play the game and dominate teams, and then Vujacic comes in and believes he's one of them..

[Morg1411]

holy fuck...DIRK!

[Banzai]

lots of ejaculation.

[djohn2oo8]

:lmao Kobe

For someone of Kobe's caliber, that was mighty embarrassing

[HarlemHeat37]

LOL Derek Fisher..that was a ridiculously stupid shot..

[LA24]

Lakers will make a run...it's all good.

[ElNono]

Fish chucking like there's no tomorrow and Brown watching from the bench...

[Lars]

Apparently Jason Terry is Ron Artests father.

[djohn2oo8]

hahaha, they show ron artest sr, and show terry

[dirk4mvp]

Why are we setting ourselves up for this? The bigger the lead, the more embarrassment to come when they blow it.

[LA24]

Lakers will make a run...it's all good.

Then again...maybe not.

[Morg1411]

lol Vujabitch

[iilluzioN]

wtf is going on!! mav beating the lake show

[LA24]

Lol.

[Banzai]

Why are we setting ourselves up for this? The bigger the lead, the more embarrassment to come when they blow it.

ya right..Mavs are clearly in control of this game..I don't see any type of run happening.

[HarlemHeat37]

ugh, Shannon Brown is in..him and Ariza just ooze energy..

[LA24]

Yeah...keep shooting 3's guys.

[LA24]

Lakers just got a call !?!? Oh shit.

[milkshakeballa]

sasha is one of the worst 3 players in the league....

































ANY league...NBA...europe.....YMCA...

[Morg1411]

Why are we setting ourselves up for this? The bigger the lead, the more embarrassment to come when they blow it.

Have faith in your team, dude.




























Oh, wait, they're sending Barea in...let the chokefest begin...

[djohn2oo8]

lol Artest's face

[Cleveland Steamer]

looks like the interim-champs are really taking one on the chin against the Mavs.

[Morg1411]

hahaha, they show ron artest sr, and show terry

I think Artest should have to call Jet "Daddy" from now on.

[ElNono]

Bynum looks at the refs like he gets no respect... somebody better tell him he's not Gasol...

[sribb43]

Kobe is just waiting for humphries to enter the game

[peskypesky]

i have to say i'm enjoying the Dampier-Bynum heavyweight bout that's going on. Bynum is playing with passion and that seems to have lit a fire under Damp's ass.

[LA24]

Just get the lead down to 12 or 10 by the end of 3rd.

[djohn2oo8]

looks like the interim-champs are really taking one on the chin against the Mavs.

and up the ass

[LA24]

and up the ass

Let the game finish first.

[sribb43]

Just get the lead down to 12 or 10 by the end of 3rd.

I'm pretty sure this will happen

[HarlemHeat37]

I would usually think Dallas would blow this lead, but I don't get the feeling that they're going to for some reason..I probably just jinxed them though..

[redzero]

Either the Mavericks are that good or the Lakers aren't that good.

[LA24]

Good D Lamar.

[dirk4mvp]

Hell yeah Dirk, good hustle.

[Darthkiller]

Either the Mavericks are that good or the Lakers aren't that good.

they barely beat the clippers at home. without gasol , lakers is average.

[HarlemHeat37]

ugh, Drew Gooden is in..

[ElNono]

LOL Farmar
LOL Lakers bench

[dirk4mvp]

ugh, Drew Gooden is in..

right on cue...

[sribb43]

Gooden is a fuckin idiot

[wireonfire]

damn i hate doing this, but "GO MAVS!".
:toast

[ElNono]

Gooden GTFO!!!

[LA24]

20 pt lead.

[djohn2oo8]

lmfao farmar

[LA24]

LOL..that's too easy.

[HarlemHeat37]

LOL Farmar..

LOL at that D..

[lil_penny]

ugh, Drew Gooden is in..

"Savior"

[wireonfire]

Gooden is a fuckin idiot

Laugh at Francis/Mobley who wanted him as the No.1 pick over Yao.

[redzero]

Good job, Jordan.

[ElNono]

Let me ask Mark Jackson again: Can Farmar be the Lakers starting PG?

[HarlemHeat37]

Farmar and Vujacic should have their own sitcom..

[LA24]

It's getting close to looking for that white flag.

[sribb43]

Omg was that a 3 sec call

[TDMVPDPOY]

anyone win against kome and the fakers is a thumbsup for me

[NuGGeTs-FaN]

for your enjoyment

http://forums.lakersground.net/viewforum.php?f=1

MELTDOWN :lmao

[DPG21920]

So many 3 second viol. on Bynum not called. They call 1 out of ten.

[mystargtr34]

LMFAO Farmar

[HarlemHeat37]

So many 3 second viol. on Bynum not called. They call 1 out of ten.

it's actually ridiculous..

[dirk4mvp]

Farmar can be a starting pg on a championship team.

[HarlemHeat37]

LOL..Kobe got fouled on 1 or 2 plays without a ccall, but they give him the call where he doesn't actually get fouled..

[LA24]

What's up with Kobe today ?

[ginobili's bald spot]

lol lakers

lol 21-1

lol kobe

[sribb43]

Fuck Barea

[HarlemHeat37]

These rims are crazy tonight..at least 6 insane in-and-outs on both sides..

Mavs with signs of blowing the lead to end the quarter..

[mystargtr34]

Get Gooden the fuck out and bring back Damp.

[ElNono]

This game has shades of the Kobe-Smush era...

[Amarelooms]

how many IN AND OUTS have the Mavs had...they should be up by 40 lol :elephant

Still a 50% chance they blow this lead and lose

[ginobili's bald spot]

This game has shades of the Kobe-Smush era...

That faggot Farmar looks like Smush out there.

[mystargtr34]

Kobe missed too many shots in a row so the refs call the pre meditated foul.

[milkshakeballa]

Allanon


too bad we dont have marc gasol to fix this huh>?!?!?



Lmao lmao!!

[LA24]

lol at the Lakers for pumping themselves up at the end of 3rd qrt...u idiots are down by 18.

[sribb43]

I'm feeling a lakers 4th qtr comeback similar to the 27 pt 4th qtr comeback in 2003

[milkshakeballa]

I was wrong about Farmar lol....he is not an NBA player....god they should release him.

Him and Sasha ?!?!? LMAO...I doubt they get any burn in the playoffs if they are with the team

It will be Fish/Kobe/Brown combo

[ElNono]

So many 3 second viol. on Bynum not called. They call 1 out of ten.

And it's been happening since the game started. The guy pitched a tent there since the warmup session and the refs have not called him ONCE for it.

[dirk4mvp]

Michael Oher a fucking beast!!!!

[LA24]

I'm feeling a lakers 4th qtr comeback similar to the 27 pt 4th qtr comeback in 2003

stop this anti-jinx shit

[ginobili's bald spot]

Allanon


too bad we dont have marc gasol to fix this huh>?!?!?



Lmao lmao!!

We'd have 82 win extasy with Marc Gasol.

[Allanon]

Allanon


too bad we dont have marc gasol to fix this huh>?!?!?



Lmao lmao!!

Marc Gasol with another 19 pts tonight and Pau hasn't scored yet.

lol Pau!

[sribb43]

Put the starters back in bc if la goes on a run to start the qtr mavs are fucked

[sribb43]

Dragic >>>> Farmer

[sribb43]

Lakers will be in penalty by 8 min mark

[LA24]

Put the starters back in bc if la goes on a run to start the qtr mavs are fucked

believe me it's gonna take more than a run

[mystargtr34]

Marc Gasol with another 19 pts tonight and Pau hasn't scored yet.

lol Pau!

:lol

[ElNono]

Did you always wanted to know how to lose a 18 point lead in 12 minutes?

Watch...

[DPG21920]

Farmar is easily the type of player that can play until he is 40.

[dirk4mvp]

what a sad day this is going to be...

[ginobili's bald spot]

Dragic >>>> Farmer

A paraplegic >>>> Farmar.

[HarlemHeat37]

Mavs are really showing signs of blowing it now..

[LA24]

shit...dirk's bak.

[dirk4mvp]

Gooden is out, a good sign.

[mystargtr34]

I think I want the Mavs to win... but i really couldnt complain if the Mavs end up losing, that would be something else to see the reaction.

[ElNono]

Kobe will shoot 22 free throws this quarter alone...

[Allanon]

lol fouls :lol

[sribb43]

believe me it's gonna take more than a run

U do realize you are playing the mavs

[peskypesky]

I guess the Mavs think you only have to play 3 quarters

[LA24]

get it down to 10 at the 8 minute mark...and it might just be a game.

[ElNono]

What's Barea doing out there? At some point you HAVE TO blame Carslile...

[Trainwreck2100]

mavs is gonna lose

[milkshakeballa]

Uh ohhhh i smell fear in dallas!!

[ginobili's bald spot]

Farmar is easily the type of player that can play until he is 40.

:lol

[LA24]

U do realize you are playing the mavs

Yes. The past means shit to me.

[HarlemHeat37]

So here comes the penalty..lead's gonna be cut down to 12..

I'm already getting the feeling of ESPN blowing Kobe for the Lakers huge comeback win, ignoring his struggles in the first 3 quarters..

[milkshakeballa]

Fuck Allanon - if we just had Marc Gasol we could win this game!!!!!!!


FUCK PAU!!!!!! BAD TRADE FOR LA!!!!

[mystargtr34]

Lakers will be in penalty by 8 min mark

:lol ... you were way off...

[sribb43]

What's Barea doing out there? At some point you HAVE TO blame Carslile...

Isn't Carlisle due for another blowjob

[Allanon]

That would be crazy if the Lakers complete this comeback.

[milkshakeballa]

So here comes the penalty..lead's gonna be cut down to 12..

I'm already getting the feeling of ESPN blowing Kobe for the Lakers huge comeback win, ignoring his struggles in the first 3 quarters..

kobe has NOTHING to do with the deficit....

farmar and sasha are the fuckign main reason the lead went from 10 to 22

Kobe didnt touch the ball more than 5 times in that 3rd

[sribb43]

:lol ... you were way off...

Jesus Christ :lol

[ginobili's bald spot]

We need Dick Bavetta ASAP!!!

[Allanon]

Fuck Allanon - if we just had Marc Gasol we could win this game!!!!!!!


FUCK PAU!!!!!! BAD TRADE FOR LA!!!!

Just sayin' :lol

[dirk4mvp]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat

[Allanon]

We need Dick Bavetta ASAP!!!

I think Stern called the refs after the 3rd, can't let the Golden boys go down like this.

[milkshakeballa]

That would be crazy if the Lakers complete this comeback.
if we had marc we wouldnt be losing!!!!!!

[Allanon]

One thing about VC, every time he gets injured, he goes down like he just got shot :lol

[DPG21920]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti

[ElNono]

This should be Dirk time for Dallas... or where Donatello actually walks the walk after talking big at halftime... Or big white stiff time after talking shit to Kobe... but payback is a fucking bitch

[Allanon]

if we had marc we wouldnt be losing!!!!!!

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat

[LA24]

c'mon artest

[redzero]

Oh, shit. This can be a Kings like meltdown.

[dirk4mvp]

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti

Should I get a large soda?

[mystargtr34]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat



Did you know Obama was born in Hawaii?

[peskypesky]

wow

[LA24]

12 points

[peskypesky]

Mavs crumbling...

[LA24]

fark

[Allanon]

How the hell did Machine get 3 fouls? He played like 2 minutes.

[peskypesky]

dirk stops the bleeding

[dirk4mvp]

Are you kidding?

fuck you barea

[dirk4mvp]

why is barea in the game??

[LA24]

fark again

[Findog]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/silverbeam/CSM%20Blog/LucyFootball.jpg

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Ron "rally killer" Artest

[HarlemHeat37]

Kidd is way off tonight..

[peskypesky]

what the fuck is wrong with Kidd? that's two TO's in a minute

[LA24]

Mavs crumbling...

True...mavs crumbling the staples center.

[ElNono]

Barea MVP!! LOL

[DPG21920]

Should I get a large soda?

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[dirk4mvp]

True...mavs crumbling the staples center.

Nope, mavs are falling apart in front of our eyes.

[peskypesky]

gotta hand it to the Lakers for fighting...Mavs better nut up

[ElNono]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/silverbeam/CSM%20Blog/LucyFootball.jpg

:lol

[dirk4mvp]

Welcome to GoodBurger, home of the GoodBurger, may I take your order

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I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes.

[ginobili's bald spot]

No way lakers are coming back/reversejinx

[LA24]

Kobe might have to go bejerk if we're going to win this game.

[LA24]

No way lakers are coming back/reversejinx

[LA24]

get it down to 10 NOW !!!

[Allanon]

Got damn Shannon Brown can fly.

[ElNono]

What happened with Marion?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

The Lakers better enjoy the next few minutes cause it'll be the last time this season they share the Pacific division lead.

[LA24]

Humphries can talk all the shit he wants today...lol.

[dirk4mvp]

Put Marion in for Barea, Ace Ventura.

[carrao45]

Kobe suckin today

[peskypesky]

why shoot a 3 when you're ahead by 14 in the 4th?

[ginobili's bald spot]

Man Kobe looks turrrrible.

[ElNono]

Kobe 5-17... Pedja has nothig to envy... :lol

[LA24]

This game is winnable...

[mystargtr34]

Oh my goodness Shannon can get up... 6'3" head on the rim = 45 inch vertical

[LA24]

Please Mavs...keep shooting 3's.

[redzero]

Kobe 5-17... Pedja has nothig to envy... :lol

It's Peja, not Pedja.

Kobe's been shooting like Dick Jefferson.

[HarlemHeat37]

Odom travels a lot..

[ElNono]

Lakers sucking up a storm...

[dirk4mvp]

omg Marion!!!

[LA24]

omg

[djohn2oo8]

Kobe 5-17... Pedja has nothig to envy... :lol

But Pedja does that on a regular basis

[DPG21920]

If you were me, then I'd be you, and I would use your body to get to the top.

[HarlemHeat37]

there's the real Kidd on back-to-back plays..

[LA24]

that could be game right there

[peskypesky]

Kidd looks like he's going to enjoy lobbing that ball to the Matrix

[Frenzy]

just tuned in on the game. mavs kicking ass? tsk tsk tsk

[redzero]

Okay, let's just have one LOL Lakers thread after the game.

[peskypesky]

Mavs got this

[LA24]

Game

[dirk4mvp]

Marion!

[peskypesky]

Marion again!

[ginobili's bald spot]

Okay, let's just have one LOL Lakers thread after the game.


Fuck that. This is the Lakers forum. There will be atleast 3-5 threads about the lakers losing.

[LA24]

too little too late

[dirk4mvp]

Dirk with the fucking defense!

[peskypesky]

Dirk is great

[Roxsfan]

Lakers suck tonight, bad.

Mavs are on fucking fire.................Marion!!!


Artest (dribble, dribble, dribble, turnover, rebound, dribble, dribble turnover) is a fucking dumb ass, thanks for Ariza LOL.........

[Def Rowe]

Strange, strange game.

[dirk4mvp]

Marion!!

[redzero]

Man, who replaced Dirk with Hakeem? Defensive beast.

[ElNono]

No Bynum or Artest in crunch time?

[peskypesky]

why the 3s, Dallas?

[LA24]

lol Kobe.

[Banzai]

still early.

[Fpoonsie]

Wow.

I, uh...

[LA24]

Good game guys. Props to the Mavs. Pau Gasol wouldn't have made any difference today. :toast

[ginobili's bald spot]

No Bynum or Artest in crunch time?

Phil's making a point.

[ElNono]

Do we have a Lakers suck A$$ thread yet?