Funny PM Thread

[Kori Ellis]

K Bone!!
let me handle vbookie this season, and also unban lil'mo!


lil' mo is unbanned


yaaayyyyyyyyyyy thank you, i'll be good

[mavs>spurs2]

lmfao

[Kori Ellis]

Please delete all my posts and my account from SpursTalk


We don't delete accounts. You can just stop posting. What happened?


My wife found out I post here and I'm going to get in BIG BIG TROUBLE. PLEAAAAAAAAAASE just make me invisible or something


As a reward for all the times you have been trash to me on the board? Sure. That's happening


What a b1tch


Yeah. That method will work.


SERIOUSLY I'm begging you.

[katyon6th]

So this guy PMing you is also lil'mo?

[BacktoBasics]

Someone really wants the POTW award.

[lil'mo]

Those messages were private Kbone.

[EricB]

:lmao at the second set

[Kori Ellis]

Did you delete my thread?


No. I merged it into the game blog


You can't do thatp


:lol Why?


It's a violation of civil rights for you to alter what people post here


Civil rights? Are you sure?


huh?


Need a social studies book? Dictionary?

[katyon6th]

Hey, at least he was nice enough to call you a b1tch.

[ashbeeigh]

5 bucks says number 2 was panic giraffe.

[duncan228]

:lol

[stretch]

:lmao at the second set

lol donut shops

[BacktoBasics]

I hope she has more.

[Kori Ellis]

Hi Kori. You don't know me but I work with XXX and I'm really worried about him. Do you think that I could email you about it?


Umm.. sure, I don't know him that well (or really at all). I'm not sure how I can be of help, but sure -- email me at [email protected]


His whole life is SpursTalk and he's really going thru a lot. Maybe I could call you.


Doesn't he live in XXX? I'm just not sure what I can do if he's having major serious issues. He has a wife, right? Maybe you can contact her.


All I really know is about SpursTalk. So it's okay if I can call you?


Sure, that's fine.. The number is (210) 860-xxxx.

[CosmicCowboy]

Maalox should post some of the ones she gets from atrain...:lol

[stretch]

Maalox should post some of the ones she gets from atrain...:lol

begging her to fellate him?

atrain is a faggot

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:corn:

[katyon6th]

Did they call you?

[xXx]

i don't work with ???

[ATRAIN]

Maalox should post some of the ones she gets from atrain...:lol

hey she volunteered those pics

[mavs>spurs2]

this thread is better entertainment than boobs :corn:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

this thread is better entertainment than boobs :corn:


blaspheme

[Spursfan092120]

this thread is better entertainment than boobs :corn:
:nope

[Kori Ellis]

Don't you think timvp is racist against white people. He favors every black player over the whites


What are you referencing?


Just in general. It's obvious.


I'm just not sure what you are really concerned about. Did he say like, LeBron was better than Luke Ridnour or soemthing? Where is the root of the problem?


It's just obvious. He doesn't even like Manu


:lol Okay. I think Manu is timvp's favorite Spurs of the moment.


Whatever. Can you delete my account? I'd prefer not to associate with racists

[ATRAIN]

LOL Timvp is a racist hahahahahahaha

[stretch]

rofl

[Dr. Gonzo]

haha

[ATRAIN]

I wonder why poster number 2 would get in trouble with his wife?

[Kori Ellis]

Please delete my account. You don't know how to run a forum


We don't delete accounts. However, you are welcome to leave. Just click the red X in the top right hand corner of your screen.


You don't need to be so rude all the time. I just can't believe that you letter fans from other teams post here


What are "letter fans"?


You just avoid the actual issue by being a smart ass.


I'm not sure what the actual issue is. Just log out and don't log back in.


You aren't bothered that Lakers, Mavericks fans and other fans from other teams post in the NBA forum. This is SPURStalk not NBAtalk. Get a clue.


So you are asking me to ban all fans other than Spurs fans? :rolleyes


Or just ban me.


Thanks. That decision was easy

[mavs>spurs2]

Was poster number 2 Hussker?

[CuckingFunt]

People are stupid.

Just an observation.

[ashbeeigh]

Was poster number 2 Hussker?

I already told you who it was.

[Taco]

:corn:
:lol x2

[mavs>spurs2]

I already told you who it was.

Who confirmed that?

[EricB]

Don't let other team's fans post in the NBA forum.

Interesting.

[desflood]

STEEEEVE PERRY
I love that movie.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

:lmao

Awesome!

[I. Hustle]

Seriously though. B2B's wife is pissed!

[BacktoBasics]

Seriously though. B2B's wife is pissed!Only for a few months.

[I. Hustle]

I nominate this thread for Thread of the week so far.

[lil'mo]

Only for a few months.

Just when things couldn't get any worse for her :lmao

[ashbeeigh]

Who confirmed that?

I did. And until Kori says otherwise, it's true. :)

[mavs>spurs2]

I did. And until Kori says otherwise, it's true. :)

Exactly. You don't even know what youre talking about. Now shut up and show me your tits

[I. Hustle]

Exactly. You don't even know what youre talking about. Now shut up and show me your tits

Sorry Ash but when he's right he's right. Let 'em rip.

[I. Hustle]

WAIT! I will not contribute to the derailing of this thread. Let's get back to some of those PM's.

[tlongII]

I wonder how many PM's Kori has got that were complaining about me?

[Summers]

:lmao

The very first PM I ever got here was from a male poster and it went something like, "Hey, you're a chick, that's cool, you wanna hook up and watch a Spurs game or something?" I replied something like, "That's really awesome of you, but I'm old and married and actually here just to keep track of the Spurs, but thanks." I didn't hear back from him.

[MannyIsGod]

I went back and looked through my PMs trying to find a funny one but I got nothing.

This is the closest I could come


you're almost 30
do you feel old?

What a dick!

[EricB]

ur supposed to replace his name with ????

[MannyIsGod]

Fuck that - CBF can be known as a dick.

[EricB]

:lol

I can't keep up with all his names.

[ChumpDumper]

racial commnets against Greeks

could you please stop?

thanks


Could you learn to take a joke?

Thanks.


statements like the following are not a joke my friend.
All the males are gay or cuckolded by more virile Turks, Bulgarians and real Macedonians.

please be more respectful towards the Greeks, after all KBP is NOT a Greek. I am asking you kindly remember that.


It was a great joke.

You probably need to ask yourself why you are so upset about it.


that was RACIAL! and if you can't see this or you don't want to do anything about it, I will take action.


It was certainly directed toward Greeks.

I'm sorry if someone more virile took your girl and I do apologize to the gay community for throwing them in with the Greeks. That was unfair of me.

You are free to take whatever action you wish with my blessing.

Godspeed, humorless Greek douche.


no worries my friend, we ll see who is the douche. Again, I was kind to you, remember that.


If you're going to complain, good luck. The last time I PMed timvp was to demand he shut down the Greek Zone forum. I never got an answer.


tell me more about yourself buddy, do you have a life outside this forum?


Why do you want to know more about me?

Do you fancy me?

[J.T.]

this thread is severely lacking pms from the utsa crew during the great college forum bloading of january 2009

[AussieFanKurt]

rofl some of these are retarded

[Blackjack]

Holy shit, Chump. :lmao

Thanks, I needed that..

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Originally Posted by ???

Please delete my account. You don't know how to run a forum


Originally Posted by me

We don't delete accounts. However, you are welcome to leave. Just click the red X in the top right hand corner of your screen.


This made me lol.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

:lmao

The very first PM I ever got here was from a male poster and it went something like, "Hey, you're a chick, that's cool, you wanna hook up and watch a Spurs game or something?" I replied something like, "That's really awesome of you, but I'm old and married and actually here just to keep track of the Spurs, but thanks." I didn't hear back from him.

It's nothing personal...I've been busy, ok?!!

[Slydragon]

Dude... anymore porn passwords?? if you got some hook it up. Thanks!!

I just got this one a few days ago, it's in reference to a troll thread where my brother was posting passwords to sites and was updating them but he stop a few months back.

I should have him log in and see his PMs

[ginobili's bald spot]

:lol This thread is gold. The only PM's I could figure out were the obvious ones from KBP.


Personally, I've never received a PM on this site that wasn't about the girls in my sig. EVER. I feel so used. :depressed

[ShoogarBear]

Hey, r u alone?


I told you we can't do this, it's not right.


Shelly there's isn't she, that bitch!


Hey, who r u PMing?


Uh, no 1.


Isn't not that SpursWoman slut is, it?


Who are you calling a slut, tramp?


Well, there, only one tramp here, no wait I take that back there seem to be several!


Ladies, please . . .


Hey, r u there? Me and Obi and 1P1 wanna party!


Beyatches, stand in line!


Oh man, well maybe just this . . .



BRRRRRRING!!

[PM5K]

I can't decide if the payoff for that posting was worth the time it took you to write it....

[ShoogarBear]

Make sure you PM me when you can.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

This thread is pretty gold.

[IronMexican]

Hahahhah, that was gold, Shoog.

[katyon6th]

Make sure you PM me when you can.

Shoog, you know I'd never say "Beyatches". For shame.

[mrsmaalox]

:lol This thread is gold. The only PM's I could figure out were the obvious ones from KBP.


Personally, I've never received a PM on this site that wasn't about the girls in my sig. EVER. I feel so used. :depressed

Yea I can't the count number of PMs I've gotten asking if I am the woman in my sig. Then when I put my pic on my profile page, it happened all over again. I guess we are all just curious to match a face to a name :)

[marini martini]

What are you up to sexy lady??? When are we going to hook up?


Hahaha! Shut up you perv.


You know you want me to.........................XXX


I'm dying of cancer, so shut the fuck up and leave me the hell alone!!!

:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

I'm intrigued by the way PMs work in Shoog's world.


Also, I would never, and I mean NEVER, use "r u" in any context. The unnecessary abbreviation of 3-letter words is something that annoys me so much it may get its own thread one of these days.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Instant classic thread. :)

[Blue Jew]

RuffnReddyOzStyle: hey Blew Jew, you really a Jew?
Blew Jew: You want to see my back I have a full tattoo of the Hawaiian Punch guy!
10% fruit juice mutha Fucker!

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

I'm not sure what that means, but the concept of a "Blue Jew" is still hilarious. :)

[Sense]

haha amusing

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Shoog's dreams rock!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I'm dying of cancer, so shut the fuck up and leave me the hell alone!!!


Please tell me this isn't true.

[I. Hustle]

:lmao

The very first PM I ever got here was from a male poster and it went something like, "Hey, you're a chick, that's cool, you wanna hook up and watch a Spurs game or something?" I replied something like, "That's really awesome of you, but I'm old and married and actually here just to keep track of the Spurs, but thanks." I didn't hear back from him.

Yeah, sorry about not getting back to you.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Hustle, buddy, that was almost as funny as post # 57.

[panic giraffe]

5 bucks says number 2 was panic giraffe.

so funny, could easily be true...

but...no.

thanks for outing me ass.

[easjer]

:lol

Made my day.

[gay abc]

Originally Posted by Duncan Fan

Hi..
Was that really you on "Americas got Talent"?
I was going to post and ask but I didn't want to seem stupid. Everyone was posting as if it was true.. Are you Leonid ?. BTW: who is that on your avtar ?


of course i was joking

the pic my is avatar is actually me


Wow..
You look like could be in movies.

:lol

[gay abc]

pm from norcal510

"aye homie wsup hows it pimpin fo you

iight im koo


aye i got a question, are u really gay? if u are have u been to castro street in SF? i live an hour from there

iight patna, hit u up lata, peace"

:lol