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Greg Oden
10-30-2009, 05:09 PM
I put on my shoes and it had a fucking red wasp in it. fuck bugs that sting.

I have been owned.
David Bowie
10-30-2009, 05:14 PM
My mom was cleaning out my shoe when I was little. There was a half dead wasp in it. She's extremly allergic. Had to go to the hospital and all.

When I was little (like 5 years old) I was observing a group of bees. It was a really hot day, and I decided the bees must have been overheated. I took some leaves, and started fanning the bees, to "cool them down". Five of them bit me, one in the eye. lol.
EricB
10-30-2009, 05:15 PM
Thats what you get for being a jerk.
mavs>spurs2
10-30-2009, 05:17 PM
How many games are you gonna miss, Greg?
SpursWoman
10-30-2009, 05:18 PM
How many games are you gonna miss, Greg?

Season ending, I'm sure. :lol
SpursWoman
10-30-2009, 05:18 PM
Sorry about the sting ... that does seriously suck.
Greg Oden
10-30-2009, 05:20 PM
Thats what you get for being a jerk.

I was defending your ass when phillip was picking on you bro. See if that happens any more.
Greg Oden
10-30-2009, 05:21 PM
How many games are you gonna miss, Greg?

Go argue with that cow some more and gtfo out my thread.
EricB
10-30-2009, 05:22 PM
I was defending your ass when phillip was picking on you bro. See if that happens any more.

Uh, should i recount what you said to me in the game chat during the Hornets game?
Greg Oden
10-30-2009, 05:24 PM
Uh, should i recount what you said to me in the game chat during the Hornets game?

I was like hey phillip go log back into beefanus and get off my nigra tpark! :toast
EricB
10-30-2009, 05:25 PM
I was like hey phillip go log back into beefanus and get off my nigra tpark! :toast

Liar.
Phillip
10-30-2009, 05:35 PM
lol tpork

lol fat

lol faggot
JamStone
10-30-2009, 06:01 PM
After you picked up the wasp, did you turn it over?

Did you miss the trash can when you tried to throw it away?

Did you miss the trash can twice?
Spursfan092120
10-30-2009, 06:05 PM
That shit hurts...I stepped on a wasp one time...motherfucker pissed me off.
Summers
10-30-2009, 06:26 PM
My husband laughs at me for doing the double-tap with my shoes before I put them on, but I've never been stung by an animal in my Nikes.
Greg Oden
10-30-2009, 06:29 PM
Liar.

Would I bullshit you bro?
EricB
10-30-2009, 06:30 PM
Would I bullshit you bro?


First off yes you would.

Second off, I aint your fucking bro.
Greg Oden
10-30-2009, 06:32 PM
First off yes you would.

Second off, I aint your fucking bro.

You're my bro whether you like it or not.
David Bowie
10-30-2009, 06:39 PM
If you hold wasps, bees. bumble bees, etc. by their wings, they will never bite you. I used to do that all the time just for show. Now I'm too scared ):
mavs>spurs2
10-30-2009, 06:54 PM
Go argue with that cow some more and gtfo out my thread.

Y so mean Dirk? You're cool with me under your other screen name :depressed
Spursfan092120
10-30-2009, 06:56 PM
Suba-ra-shi chin chin mono
Kintama no kame aru
Sore no oto saru bo bo
Iie! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuuu
Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!
Kono uta chotto baka wa
Wake ga wakaranai
Eigo ga mecha-kucha Daijobu - we do it all the time!
Hey hey let's go! Kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!
Greg Oden
10-30-2009, 07:00 PM
Y so mean Dirk? You're cool with me under your other screen name :depressed

Are you implying I'm not actually Greg Oden?
J.T.
10-30-2009, 07:26 PM
i got stung by a bee in my sandal the other day

i thought someone put a lit cigarette in there

shit stung like vd
dirk4mvp
10-30-2009, 08:18 PM
My foot fucking itches.
Stephen
10-27-2010, 03:49 PM
lol owned
DesignatedT
10-27-2010, 04:07 PM
man up pussy. lmao little bumble bee sting
phxspurfan
10-27-2010, 04:10 PM
Maintenance Guy at my apt. used half a can of my Raid on a wasp one time. Took me liek 10 minutes to clean the mush off my window
703 Spurz
10-27-2010, 04:40 PM
My mom was cleaning out my shoe when I was little. There was a half dead wasp in it. She's extremly allergic. Had to go to the hospital and all.

When I was little (like 5 years old) I was observing a group of bees. It was a really hot day, and I decided the bees must have been overheated. I took some leaves, and started fanning the bees, to "cool them down". Five of them bit me, one in the eye. lol.

Since when do bees bite?
PuttPutt
10-27-2010, 05:19 PM
After living on the north side of SA growing up. We always checked our shoes before we put them on. Too many scorpions.
IronMexican
10-27-2010, 05:24 PM
Greg is a jerk.
Phillip
10-28-2010, 09:14 AM
so a wasp sting is the real reason you have only played like 3 games in the past 2 seasons?

greg oden, you are a pussy
spursfan09
10-28-2010, 11:59 AM
Ha What a loser
thispego
10-28-2010, 12:07 PM
My mom was cleaning out my shoe when I was little. There was a half dead wasp in it. She's extremly allergic. Had to go to the hospital and all.

When I was little (like 5 years old) I was observing a group of bees. It was a really hot day, and I decided the bees must have been overheated. I took some leaves, and started fanning the bees, to "cool them down". Five of them bit me, one in the eye. lol.

it BIT you? dets fucked up
dirk4mvp
10-28-2010, 12:19 PM
Ha What a loser

rofl butch bull dyke
dirk4mvp
10-28-2010, 12:20 PM
:cry I'm still mad at Gregory for owning me weeks ago :cry
spursfan09
10-28-2010, 02:38 PM
lol your story made me happy
Stephen
10-29-2010, 03:18 PM
gay
SpursFanFirst
10-29-2010, 04:27 PM
I put on my shoes and it had a fucking red wasp in it. fuck bugs that sting.

I have been owned.

:lol While finding a wasp in your shoe is not funny, this line was!