View Full Version : Manu officially isn't human
timvp
10-31-2009, 08:09 PM
:wow :lmao
DAF86
10-31-2009, 08:11 PM
What happened?
MannyIsGod
10-31-2009, 08:11 PM
That was some crazy shit.
timvp
10-31-2009, 08:12 PM
What happened?
A bat was delaying the game.
Until Manu walked over and knocked it out of midair.
phyzik
10-31-2009, 08:12 PM
:rollin Manu just beat the fuck out of Batman!
Definate highlight of the night.... probably top ten for the season... I dont see ANYTHING topping that shit! :lol
RobSM64
10-31-2009, 08:12 PM
took down a renegade bat at the game
Otaku
10-31-2009, 08:13 PM
Video of it plixxxxxxxxxxxx
Shastafarian
10-31-2009, 08:13 PM
Manu Ginobili is....The Batman
Kool Bob Love
10-31-2009, 08:13 PM
:lol:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rol lin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:roll in:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rolli n:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin
smeagol
10-31-2009, 08:13 PM
That was fucking hilarious!
DAF86
10-31-2009, 08:14 PM
A bat was delaying the game.
Until Manu walked over and knocked it out of midair.
lol can't wait 'till the highlights. (or can somebody upload it now, please)
Phenomanul
10-31-2009, 08:16 PM
That bat was Mike Ditka in halloween disguise...
DAF86
10-31-2009, 08:17 PM
PETA won't be happy.
Das Texan
10-31-2009, 08:18 PM
That bat was Mike Ditka in halloween disguise...
Awesome!
ManuTP9
10-31-2009, 08:19 PM
someone make a GIF out of it! i missed it.
Spurs Brazil
10-31-2009, 08:19 PM
That was great
Sean said it'll be the play of the day all over the place
:lol
Ginofan
10-31-2009, 08:19 PM
PETA won't be happy.
I was just saying the same thing :lol
Manu must be a ninja in his spare time!
Phenomanul
10-31-2009, 08:23 PM
Was it Jesse James Leija that said Manu had the best eye-hand coordination of Spurs players when they had that preseason boxing workout a couple of years ago?
This confirms it...
duncan228
10-31-2009, 08:24 PM
Wiping his hand on Duncan. :lol
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/screen%20shots%2009-10/10-31-09ss5.jpg
jaffies
10-31-2009, 08:25 PM
http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1900000/Animated-GIFS-the-joker-1971583-400-233.gif
Cherry
10-31-2009, 08:25 PM
I can't stop laughing:lmao
completely deck
10-31-2009, 08:27 PM
...for he is...
Bat Manu
http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/5035/manu.gif
Phenomanul
10-31-2009, 08:28 PM
:tu
anakha
10-31-2009, 08:32 PM
Look for about a couple dozen replays of that on ESPN tomorrow.
timvp
10-31-2009, 08:32 PM
No results found for "catching a bat by hand".
Zocalo
10-31-2009, 08:34 PM
Video of it plixxxxxxxxxxxx
http://i33.tinypic.com/xagsi.gif
Zocalo
10-31-2009, 08:35 PM
someone make a GIF out of it! i missed it.
See my post...
Darthkiller
10-31-2009, 08:37 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/sbowmp.gif
thispego
10-31-2009, 08:39 PM
Manu's gonna get rabies or some bullshit now
NASpurs
10-31-2009, 08:41 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/sbowmp.gif
Not DeJuan Blair's finest moment.
phyzik
10-31-2009, 08:43 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/sbowmp.gif
One more thing Manu has on Kobe.....
timvp
10-31-2009, 08:43 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/sbowmp.gif
:lmao That is awesome.
ducks
10-31-2009, 08:44 PM
A bat was delaying the game.
Until Manu walked over and knocked it out of midair.
great now he has aids
NASpurs
10-31-2009, 08:46 PM
great now he has aids
You were the one who gave aids to the bat in the first place.
Tito_Trinidad
10-31-2009, 08:46 PM
So Manu has a nickname since now: BatManu
urunobili
10-31-2009, 08:47 PM
lol Manu!!! classic!
TIMMYD!
10-31-2009, 08:47 PM
That is awesome. I should make it my avatar.
jaffies
10-31-2009, 08:48 PM
http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/4705/manucard.jpg
timvp
10-31-2009, 08:49 PM
Pitchers should be glad baseball isn't played in Argentina.
djohn2oo8
10-31-2009, 08:50 PM
Manu said "Get that shit outta here"
DAF86
10-31-2009, 08:53 PM
Pitchers should be glad baseball isn't played in Argentina.
Maybe he should play in the MLB for a couple of years after he retires from the NBA
Spursfanfromafar
10-31-2009, 08:55 PM
Officially recommending DeJuan Blair for the PETA ....
nkdlunch
10-31-2009, 08:55 PM
argenitines eat bats for breakfast
anakha
10-31-2009, 09:08 PM
Blair lost some manly points there.
Allanon
10-31-2009, 09:20 PM
Add another one or ten to "Manu FACTS"
DynastyBuilder
10-31-2009, 09:31 PM
First half highlights and Manu laying the smackdown on the bat
http://www.nba.com/spurs/video/2009/10/31/0020900037_sac_sas_1h.nba/index.html
siraulo23
10-31-2009, 09:36 PM
http://media.mysanantonio.com/images/spurs600-manuginobili20091031.jpg
wildbill2u
10-31-2009, 09:36 PM
And he did this on Halloween? Come on. This is the stuff of legend.
biziofromdowntown
10-31-2009, 09:40 PM
Hahahahahaha n Blair looks gay!!!
Scola
10-31-2009, 09:42 PM
omg guys I didn't tune into the game until the 3rd Q. I saw the Yahoo Article on it and came here. http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Manu-Ginobili-catches-rogue-bat-during-Halloween?urn=nba,199399&post_comment=1&success=1
Manu-of-steel
10-31-2009, 10:06 PM
best play of the night for manu! lol
Manu-of-steel
10-31-2009, 10:07 PM
blair, the beast may lose his title for reacting like that against a bat. lol
ElNono
10-31-2009, 10:07 PM
Manu is officially batshit crazy :lol
phyzik
10-31-2009, 10:08 PM
Blair wasnt flinching, he was just trying to bite at the bat with his mouth....
EmptyMan
10-31-2009, 10:08 PM
Mr Miyagi ain't got shit on Manu!!!!
easy7
10-31-2009, 10:09 PM
Manu just bitch slapped Dracula in front of the home crowd.... and on Halloween...classic :lmao
Phenomanul
10-31-2009, 10:11 PM
per yahoo update: the bat died.
ManuTP9
10-31-2009, 10:12 PM
Hope he washed his hands after.
superjames1992
10-31-2009, 10:15 PM
That was awesome!
Agloco
10-31-2009, 10:21 PM
:wow :lmao
He used the shine on his bald spot to slow down the bat first. He cheated really. :rolleyes
duncan228
10-31-2009, 10:21 PM
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/2009-2010/10-31-09manubat.jpg
Agloco
10-31-2009, 10:22 PM
blair, the beast may lose his title for reacting like that against a bat. lol
Well, he wins in my book. Who wants rabies from some bat? Da-Beast don't need it.
Funny stuff...but I really hope this doesn't turn into "Manu kills bat, gets rabies." I bet team doctors actually have to watch Manu for the next 10 days or so just in case he has any symptoms.
Scola
10-31-2009, 10:42 PM
Now I see why 29 teams passed on drafting Blair...
They obviously had inside info on the bat situation.
Cherry
10-31-2009, 10:44 PM
Funny stuff...but I really hope this doesn't turn into "Manu kills bat, gets rabies." I bet team doctors actually have to watch Manu for the next 10 days or so just in case he has any symptoms.
The bat never had time to bite Manu :lol
spurtech09
10-31-2009, 10:51 PM
vampire bat?
jdev82
10-31-2009, 10:55 PM
First half highlights and Manu laying the smackdown on the bat
http://www.nba.com/spurs/video/2009/10/31/0020900037_sac_sas_1h.nba/index.html
what is the song played during that highlight clip?
bdictjames
10-31-2009, 10:58 PM
Look at the woman in the red shirt.
Solid D
10-31-2009, 10:59 PM
Hope he washed his hands after.
Will Sevening came out on the floor a put some hand sanitizer in Manu's hands. Manu didn't seem to care whether he had bat germs on his hands or not. :lol
duncan228
10-31-2009, 11:01 PM
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/2009-2010/10-31-09manubat2.jpg
duncan228
10-31-2009, 11:03 PM
And he wiped his hand on Duncan when they were on the bench. :lol
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/screen%20shots%2009-10/10-31-09ss5.jpg
NASpurs
10-31-2009, 11:06 PM
yT-F5QznjrA
Tito_Trinidad
10-31-2009, 11:08 PM
http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/04/vampirebat.jpg
http://blstb.msn.com/i/DC/E4B3B274965808587E250F243BDC9.jpg
NASpurs
10-31-2009, 11:08 PM
Funny thing is that Manu was there scratching his neck when he saw Dejuan Blair's girly reaction (no offense to girls). Manu just swatted at the bat probably out of a reaction which is a little more manly than Blair's.
Tito_Trinidad
10-31-2009, 11:12 PM
Manu's groupies gone wild !!!!!!!!!http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/BatBra_450x400.jpg
Catch this !!!
completely deck
10-31-2009, 11:15 PM
gross
silverblackfan
10-31-2009, 11:17 PM
I jumped off the couch when he knocked that bat out of the air and then casually picked it up. On Halloween? Really? The guy is unnatural and this just proves it.
bigbendbruisebrother
10-31-2009, 11:21 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/sbowmp.gif
Look at the way Blair jumps back from the bat.
xellos88330
10-31-2009, 11:23 PM
Man that was epic stuff right there.
raspsa
11-01-2009, 12:54 AM
Funny stuff...but I really hope this doesn't turn into "Manu kills bat, gets rabies." I bet team doctors actually have to watch Manu for the next 10 days or so just in case he has any symptoms.
easier to just autopsy the bat's brain for rabies ..
hilarious :lol
the rookies don't look good there. Blair at the beginning, and even Hill seems to run away when he sees manu smashing the bat :lol
i think that when manu plays basketball, you better not interrupt him....
hater
11-01-2009, 02:40 AM
:bangnow why couldn't a bat have been in game 5 of 2004 WC Finals.
you don't lose after killing a bat
Cant_Be_Faded
11-01-2009, 03:09 AM
This is incredible. Kicking myself for missing this live and watching the UT asswhipping against OSU.
Still not in basketball mode yet.
AnthonyM
11-01-2009, 03:19 AM
I was at the game and the best part of all this is that when Manu knocked the bat out of the air, it was the loudest the arena got all night...
that's how you know the Kings were never close.
davidbowie
11-01-2009, 03:34 AM
this made my night
m33p0
11-01-2009, 04:12 AM
''When you can't dunk anymore, you have to find a way to make it into the news,'' Ginobili said. ''So that's what I did. I grabbed a bat. I didn't think it was a big deal.''
Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/basketball/nba/viewcast/2009/10/31/27126_viewcast_recap.html#ixzz0Vb62x0Lf
Fernando TD21
11-01-2009, 05:30 AM
Manu for MVPC (Most Valuable Pest Controller)
polandprzem
11-01-2009, 05:47 AM
At once those lakers and celtics not looking so scary
When manu starts the season killing a bat then well playoffs it's gonna be fun
ceperez
11-01-2009, 06:52 AM
With full commentary:
yT-F5QznjrA
BillMc
11-01-2009, 06:57 AM
As it is a contract year, Manu just wanted to show off his hand-eye coordination and relflexes!
jalberto
11-01-2009, 07:02 AM
Just a little touch of star quality!!!
Manu makes it different. Manu is the show!!!:lol
smeagol
11-01-2009, 08:54 AM
How emabarassing it would have been if Manu gave the bat a swipe . . . and missed!
By the way ducks, you are still an idiot.
Spursmania
11-01-2009, 09:04 AM
...for he is...
Bat Manu
http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/5035/manu.gif
:lmao
beirmeistr
11-01-2009, 09:11 AM
Word is that the bat will be monitored for 10 days to make sure the bat did not get rabies from Manu.
Bukefal
11-01-2009, 09:13 AM
Manu got himself a new nickname
Mel_13
11-01-2009, 10:27 AM
Sam Amick is a beat writer for the Kings. From his Twitter:
"Batman" moniker is too easy for Manu. How about Guano Ginobili? He is bat**** crazy for doing what he did.
http://twitter.com/sam_amick
Thanks to a an awesome seat upgrade from Season Ticket Services, we were about 10 rows behind the Kings bench and had a great view of Manu's exploits.
Manu has always been worth the price of admission, but last night was just ridiculous.
manu looks like a cat when he sees the bat, just before knocking it.
WalterBenitez
11-01-2009, 10:48 AM
Manu Ginobili is....The Batman
Bald man you said?:tongue
Ginofan
11-01-2009, 10:48 AM
How about Sean saying that Manu should come to practice in the next couple of days with an Alka-Seltzer foaming in his mouth....:lol
I just hope Peta doesn't go after him!
WalterBenitez
11-01-2009, 10:50 AM
Manu's gonna get rabies or some bullshit now
Nope, the bat will start playing BBall, be drafted next year :toast
honestly, after getting injured last season and be prevented to play in order to heal well by the staff, it has been several month that manu wasn't able to play bball.
probably not a good idea to try to stop him to do that now that he's back :lol
the bat should have known....
Ocotillo
11-01-2009, 11:16 AM
Bat = flopper trying to sell a call :lol
Interrohater
11-01-2009, 11:18 AM
Bat = flopper trying to sell a call :lol
that made me :lol
TIMMYD!
11-01-2009, 11:32 AM
http://img442.yfrog.com/img442/669/n0l.jpg
EmptyMan
11-01-2009, 12:03 PM
ppl should all just stfu about rabies.
Don't play into the pwussification of our current society.
http://img442.yfrog.com/img442/669/n0l.jpg
:lol
wildbill2u
11-01-2009, 12:35 PM
Funny stuff...but I really hope this doesn't turn into "Manu kills bat, gets rabies." I bet team doctors actually have to watch Manu for the next 10 days or so just in case he has any symptoms.
Statistically very few bats have rabies and the number of known rabies cases in Texas from bats since 1900 is way below 100 occurrences. Most have occurred indirectly in laboratories while checking dead bats or from cats that caught rabid bats and then gave rabies to owners.
(we had a bat/rabies scare over in Clear Lake about a year ago and I looked it up)
SA210
11-01-2009, 12:37 PM
...for he is...
Bat Manu
http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/5035/manu.gif
:lol
SA210
11-01-2009, 12:37 PM
Manu just bitch slapped Dracula in front of the home crowd.... and on Halloween...classic :lmao
:lol
SA210
11-01-2009, 12:38 PM
Bat = flopper trying to sell a call :lol
:lmao
SA210
11-01-2009, 12:38 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/sbowmp.gif
Manu really deserves to START! :lmao
:flag:
symple19
11-01-2009, 12:59 PM
.............
jesus christ, its just a little bat, why do people get so freaked out...ive caught one flying around a store with my hands before too, its funny manu was the only one NOT making a big deal out of it.
duncan228
11-01-2009, 02:15 PM
I was impressed by Manu's hand-eye coordination more than anything else. To swat it on the first try was pretty cool.
I was impressed by Manu's hand-eye coordination more than anything else. To swat it on the first try was pretty cool.
Seriously, that was like Karate Kid or something.
He kind of shifts his weight to get close to the bat, eyes it for a second in mid air, then chop!
Sweep the leg, Manu!
Zero_Twilight
11-01-2009, 02:45 PM
Manu is truly special. He's been involved with too many improbable situations for any of it to be a fluke. They better be getting his new contract ready after last night, he will continue to surprise.
Poor bat, it should be the new team mascot.
Manu is truly special. He's been involved with too many improbable situations for any of it to be a fluke. They better be getting his new contract ready after last night, he will continue to surprise.
Poor bat, it should be the new team mascot.
yep. Give him a new contract for having knocked a bat. :downspin:
what he showed this game, bball wise, yet, was reassuring for a new contract. Manu has still bball in him.
spursfan09
11-01-2009, 03:54 PM
If I had Manu by my side I would never be scared of anything because he's fearless...:lol
Kamnik
11-01-2009, 04:15 PM
fucking epic :D
temujin
11-01-2009, 04:24 PM
Manu really deserves to START! :lmao
:flag:
Is Manu's foot on the line?
If not that's a 3 points bat's shot.
Fernando TD21
11-01-2009, 07:24 PM
:rollin Manu just beat the fuck out of Batman!
Definate highlight of the night.... probably top ten for the season... I dont see ANYTHING topping that shit! :lol
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=149&pictureid=986
beirmeistr
11-01-2009, 07:38 PM
The P.A. system in San Antonio needs to play the old TV Batman theme song when Manu first comes into a game.
Manufan909
11-02-2009, 03:14 AM
With full commentary:
yT-F5QznjrA
Look at Blair right before Manu gets some hand sanitizer, he looks like he said "Damn Manu, I think I just shat my shorts, but don't say anything. I have a site about how manly I am."
And who is the guy talking with Sean? Man he's annoying, I want Land back.
RandomGuy
11-02-2009, 01:32 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/xagsi.gif
good, but does someonehave one that isn't 2MB?
jalberto
11-02-2009, 02:42 PM
See here why he had to do it!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tgretchen/4066249289/?likes_hd=1
.:lol
Bruno
11-02-2009, 02:46 PM
http://blog.peta.org/archives/2009/11/manu_ginobili.php
xtremesteven33
11-02-2009, 02:49 PM
http://blog.peta.org/archives/2009/11/manu_ginobili.php
Badass.
hater
11-02-2009, 03:07 PM
http://blog.peta.org/archives/2009/11/manu_ginobili.php
Comments
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What a tool. He may have done it reflexively without thinking—hopefully next time his brain will be faster than his hands.
Posted by: Mike Quinoa | November 2, 2009 12:21 PM
I see nothing wrong with what he did. He didn't slam the bat down on purpose. It looks like in the video the bat just got caught on his hand and the motion of the swat propelled the bat into the ground.
Aftarwards, he picked it and handed it to a arena worked. If wanted to be cruel he could have stepped on the bat or picked it back up and slammed it into the ground again. Well, he didn't do that.
Cut the guys some slack.
Posted by: Kurt K | November 2, 2009 12:38 PM
He has set a really bad example for younger fans, if he is a real 'man' he will apoligise for this stupid act. :lol
Posted by: Tula | November 2, 2009 12:44 PM
A 6'6", 210 pound man never looked so small until I read this!
Posted by: Michael Essi | November 2, 2009 12:55 PM
SICK.
Posted by: Aneliese | November 2, 2009 01:32 PM
What a loser he is.... and he think's he's a real man! Listen up jerk... you must have a small ..well you get it!!!!
Posted by: cal | November 2, 2009 01:34 PM
I love reading the comments on here.
Posted by: icuwoot | November 2, 2009 02:02 PM
for being people that are supposed to be loving towards all creatures you really are expressing a lot of hate towards one.
Posted by: vince | November 2, 2009 02:15 PM
Right on the money Kurt - Manu respects animals to begin with (comments here have never really seen what he does off the court).
And frankly, if the animal is rabid, he's going to have to get shots just because he handled the animal. Those are quite painful, so for those here at PETA who wish him pain and such, you'll get your wish when he goes through those.
Posted by: Mel | November 2, 2009 02:24 PM
Poor bat. Revenge will be mine!!!!
Posted by: Bruce Wayne | November 2, 2009 02:31 PM
I saw the play back on "sports highlights" and his face afterwards was AWFUL-he just shrugged his shoulders like it was no big deal. I mean the mascot had a net, why could no one use that instead? :lmao I mean come on if it was a cat, dog or a pig they would have tried everything to calm it down and then remove from the game!What a jerk!!
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
:lmao :lmao :lmao
Manu's legend just reached a new level
ambchang
11-02-2009, 03:07 PM
The view from PETA
http://blog.peta.org/archives/2009/11/manu_ginobili.php
On Saturday, a bat found his or her way into the San Antonio Spurs game. (Some speculate that the animal didn't just fly in by accident.) The bat, of course, did what anybody would do in such a terrifying, unfamiliar situation—try to get the heck out of there—which, naturally, delayed the game. Until, that is, Spurs guard Manu Ginobili smacked the bat out of the air and slammed the animal into the hardwood court. Sports blogs across the 'net have been replaying the video of Manu in action as they celebrate his quick reflexes.
Here's our take on it:
To bludgeon a 4-ounce animal to death, it takes either a small man or a totally unthinking one—with no respect or consideration for lives humbler than his own. This is a time when athletes in particular need to be on their best behavior around any animal and show that they have brains and a heart, not just reactionary brawn.
Bats always try to avoid contact with humans, and there are plenty of easy ways to keep bats out of a basketball arena (or your home). We hope that the next time someone's life is on the line, Manu Ginobili will take just a few seconds to think before he acts.
Posted by Amanda Schinke
If you think the incident itself wasn't funny enough, remember to check the comments section.
Budkin
11-02-2009, 03:20 PM
So awesome... the legend just gets bigger!
Ginnoobbllee
11-02-2009, 03:32 PM
Bat should have known better than to go to Manu's Left!
:ihit
Fpoonsie
11-02-2009, 03:34 PM
http://blog.peta.org/archives/2009/11/manu_ginobili.php
:lol
How ST has refrained itself from going crazy ALL over that comment section is beyond me.
ElNono
11-02-2009, 03:43 PM
:wow
Talk about mammals with small brains... :lol
urunobili
11-02-2009, 03:45 PM
:lol we should all go apeshit on that Peta thread and give them some traffic since it seems they're starving for just that...
Fpoonsie
11-02-2009, 03:49 PM
via PETA:
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Ay there's tha rub.
angel_luv
11-02-2009, 03:53 PM
PETA is ridiculous.
phyzik
11-02-2009, 03:56 PM
Well I attempted to post the following, I doubt it gets approved :lol
what a bunch of tools on this comment section.
Time for me to go kick some puppies and put firecrackers up cats rear ends.
Fpoonsie
11-02-2009, 03:59 PM
Well I attempted to post the following, I doubt it gets approved :lol
:lmao
It's not easy going up in mid-air and knocking out a mammal that is built to fly. Manu is fucking ridiculous hahahahaha
Dr Cox
11-03-2009, 11:11 AM
manu is a freak!!! that is soo crazy!
T2150
11-03-2009, 12:06 PM
Manu as BATMAN... kinda cool and odd coincidence since he was SpiderMan in Euro league... El Hombre Araña was his nickname I believe
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