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duncan228
11-01-2009, 12:04 AM
Ginobili's swat steals the show (http://www.mysanantonio.com/sports/spurs/Ginobilis_swat_steals_the_show.html)
Jeff McDonald

Manu Ginobili's career has been marked by the big moment on the big stage.

He's played in Game 7s, and he's played for Olympic Gold.

Perhaps his greatest athletic achievement, however, came on an otherwise non-descript Saturday night at the AT&T Center, when with the game on the line and only one shot at salvaging it, Ginobili slapped a flying bat out of midair.

The airborne mammal had already interrupted play twice in the first quarter of the Spurs' 113-94 victory over Sacramento. There was no time to call pest control. Nobody else seemed willing to take action. So Ginobili played the Halloween role of Batman, and smacked the animal down with his bare left hand.

“I didn't think it was a big deal,” Ginobili said. “Then the whole arena started chanting my name.”

It was a scene straight out of Circus Maximus, with 16,966 calling for bat blood. Ginobili — perhaps against his own better judgment — whisked the animal up and handed it to a maintenance man for disposal.

Spurs coach Gregg Popovich promptly dispatched head athletic trainer Will Sevening with a bottle of hand sanitizer. On Popovich's preseason list of ways the season could go awry, “Ginobili contracts rabies from killing a bat,” likely didn't rank very high.

“He's never ceased to amaze me the years he's been here,” Popovich said. “He just did it again.”

Afterward, Ginobili didn't know that he'd actually killed the bat.

“It was just dizzy,” he said. “We took it safely to the locker room.”

The Kings soon suffered the same fate as the bat.

Behind an easy-does-it night from Tony Parker, and Richard Jefferson's best night with his new team, the Spurs ran away with the game in the second half.

Parker finished with 24 points and seven assists, while Jefferson pumped in a season-high 21 on 7-of-8 shooting. The Spurs led 61-45 at half, and the game was not in doubt again.

“We wanted to bounce back, obviously,” said Parker, who had eight points in Thursday's 92-85 loss at Chicago. “Chicago outplayed us, so we wanted to make sure we came out with a lot of energy.”

All that energy, however, nearly got vampire-sucked out of the building with 41 seconds left in the first quarter. The soon-to-be deceased bat had already impeded the game, once swooping in and nearly causing Kevin Martin to miss a breakaway layup.

Play stopped again after that, and something out of a bad Hollywood camping movie broke out. Referee Courtney Kirkland grabbed a towel to try to wrestle the bat. Another official asked, improbably, for a net. Sacramento coach Paul Westphal grabbed his clipboard.

Spurs rookie DeJuan Blair simply scurried away as if his hair was on fire.

Over on the Spurs bench, they knew what was about to happen.

“If that thing gets anywhere next to Manu,” one veteran Spurs player told the person next to him, “he's swatting it out of the air.”

Seconds later, before anyone else could blink, that's what happened.

“I guess in Argentina, bat hunting is part of everyday life,” Kings center Spencer Hawes said. “Somebody had to do it, and it wasn't going to be me.”

Ginobili seemed unfazed by the flying pest.

“It's just a mouse with wings,” he said.

With the bat disposed of, and Ginobili's future in extermination secure, play was able to resume. With one flick of his left wrist, Ginobili saved the day.

“The legend grows,” Popovich said.

xellos88330
11-01-2009, 12:07 AM
A mouse with wings!!! Priceless!!

mVp
11-01-2009, 12:15 AM
“It's just a mouse with wings,” he said.

Hilarious.

Samr
11-01-2009, 12:16 AM
Two days from now the outcome of the game will be irrelevant, but everyone will know what happened with the bat.

NBA.com box score tomorrow: SAS 1, BAT 0

Might they invent a new statistical category for incidental rodent exterminations?

ElNono
11-01-2009, 12:19 AM
Two days from now the outcome of the game will be irrelevant, but everyone will know what happened with the bat.

NBA.com box score tomorrow: SAS 1, BAT 0

Might they invent a new statistical category for incidental rodent exterminations?

What game? :lol

DJB
11-01-2009, 12:23 AM
PETA crying in 3...2...1...

Samr
11-01-2009, 12:28 AM
You know it's a big deal when Blair's ungodly 10 rebounds don't even get mentioned. If it weren't for Manu's bat destruction (personally, I think the bat just flopped), we'd have at least three threads on Blair's inbounds-steal/dunk, and probably another one on how the length of his arms directly improves his PER and will win him ROY.

Blackjack
11-01-2009, 12:34 AM
Meh..

I would have been impressed had he used chopsticks or gone Ozzy or Yao and proceeded to bite the head.:hat

El gato blanco.

YODA
11-01-2009, 12:36 AM
How can he be called anything else but BATMAN from here on??

Libri
11-01-2009, 12:39 AM
Meh..

I would have been impressed had he used chopsticks or gone Ozzy or Yao and proceeded to bite the head.:hat

El gato blanco.

Manu is humble. :lol

Blackjack
11-01-2009, 12:48 AM
How can he be called anything else but BATMAN from here on??

I was under the impression that Batman was pro bats..

Riddle me this, riddle me that..

Who's afraid of a little mouse with wings?

Dude has the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. :lol



Oh, and I hope Manu follows through on the prank Sean suggested.

There just better be some video when Manu shows up to practice foaming at the mouth. :lol

NRHector
11-01-2009, 01:06 AM
I was under the impression that Batman was pro bats..

Riddle me this, riddle me that..

Who's afraid of a little mouse with wings?

Dude has the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. :loland after that in the next play he stole the ball :toast

Blackjack
11-01-2009, 01:08 AM
^ ^ Bumble Bee Tuna. :tu

NRHector
11-01-2009, 01:13 AM
^ ^ Bumble Bee Tuna. :tuand he said he wasn't ready :lol

completely deck
11-01-2009, 01:15 AM
manuginobili (http://twitter.com/manuginobili)
btw, I dont think I kill the poor thing. I felt it moving in my hand...1 minute ago (http://twitter.com/manuginobili/status/5332455392) from TweetDeck (http://www.tweetdeck.com/)

completely deck
11-01-2009, 01:19 AM
By the way, did anyone notice this guy's reaction?

http://i37.tinypic.com/iohnd1.jpg

Blackjack
11-01-2009, 01:24 AM
^ ^ It looks like he was shouting at Manu to me; kind of using his hands for the megaphone effect..

Upon a second glance, he might've been displaying the first stages of shitmypantness..

LoneStarState'sPride
11-01-2009, 01:29 AM
Manu. Effing awesome. That is all

Scola
11-01-2009, 01:39 AM
Manu will lead the league this year in bpgs (bats per game).

tp2021
11-01-2009, 01:49 AM
The Joker couldn't have stopped Manu tonight.

completely deck
11-01-2009, 01:54 AM
Manu will lead the league this year in bpgs (bats per game).

:rollin You can't take that from him!

sprrs
11-01-2009, 01:56 AM
“The legend grows,” Popovich said.

Love it.

Shastafarian
11-01-2009, 02:01 AM
Was looking up how they test for rabies and saw this:


There are highly unusual cases of individuals contracting rabies by inhaling it from bat caves; but those cases are extreme and very rare.

That's crazy.

mystargtr34
11-01-2009, 02:01 AM
You know it's a big deal when Blair's ungodly 10 rebounds don't even get mentioned. If it weren't for Manu's bat destruction (personally, I think the bat just flopped), we'd have at least three threads on Blair's inbounds-steal/dunk, and probably another one on how the length of his arms directly improves his PER and will win him ROY.

:lol

tp2021
11-01-2009, 02:14 AM
I always thought Batman was cooler than Superman anyways.

Leftyventricle
11-01-2009, 04:15 AM
can someone make one?

amy020
11-01-2009, 04:21 AM
http://i33.tinypic.com/sbowmp.gif

RuffnReadyOzStyle
11-01-2009, 05:57 AM
A mouse with wings!!! Priceless!!

:lol

Manu's spot on, that's pretty much what it is. Bats are mammals, just like us and mice.


Was looking up how they test for rabies and saw this:

That's crazy.

No it's not, just think about it - fresh guano containing the live virus drops onto the floor of a cave and intermingles with the dust, shortly after which it is disturbed by humans, made airborne and inhaled. It could happen, but it's HIGHLY UNLIKELY.

BTW, 97% of human rabies cases come from DOG BITES.

http://www.voanews.com/english/archive/2009-07/2009-07-08-voa62.cfm?CFID=316132061&CFTOKEN=85235355&jsessionid=de30df03af76b528b1e8832253c244b5b155

I love what Manu did, but I'm very surprised by the reactions of many people to picking up the bat. Why are people so horrified by bats?

BillMc
11-01-2009, 06:54 AM
Manu will lead the league this year in bpgs (bats per game).

:lol:lol:lol

Would this count as an "at bat" in baseball? It certainly was a hit!

BillMc
11-01-2009, 07:02 AM
By the way, you know its the Kings when they get upstaged by a (now dead) bat.

Evil Angel
11-01-2009, 08:20 AM
:toast to the legend that is Manu!

antimvp
11-01-2009, 08:36 AM
look at dejuan run like a bitch.

tmtcsc
11-01-2009, 08:38 AM
:lol
I love what Manu did, but I'm very surprised by the reactions of many people to picking up the bat. Why are people so horrified by bats?

Because they turn in to Vampires !!! Hello ! :lol

ginobilized
11-01-2009, 08:45 AM
Manu is such a bat-ass

Trainwreck2100
11-01-2009, 08:56 AM
quality thread right here

Spursmania
11-01-2009, 09:15 AM
Ginobili seemed unfazed by the flying pest.

“It's just a mouse with wings,” he said.

“The legend grows,” Popovich said.


:lmao:lmao

TMTTRIO
11-01-2009, 09:21 AM
By the way this bat hit made the top ten plays from last night :lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FCg91RhqeM

Agloco
11-01-2009, 09:34 AM
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3791040&postcount=26

This was up last night in timvp's thread.

exstatic
11-01-2009, 09:57 AM
The part I enjoyed most was that the sound guy cued up the music from the old Adam West Batman series while it was flying around. :lol
1qP-NglUeZU

lurker23
11-01-2009, 10:15 AM
http://img442.yfrog.com/img442/669/n0l.jpg

YoMamaIsCallin
11-01-2009, 10:19 AM
The part I enjoyed most was that the sound guy cued up the music from the old Adam West Batman series while it was flying around. :lol




actually the organist played the music

Samr
11-01-2009, 10:25 AM
manuginobili

Bring me Robin, now! ;-)


manuginobili

btw, I dont think I kill the poor thing. I felt it moving in my hand...

Think he feels guilty? If I knocked out a bat in flight with my bare hands I'd request to have it mounted.

Shastafarian
11-01-2009, 10:38 AM
No it's not, just think about it - fresh guano containing the live virus drops onto the floor of a cave and intermingles with the dust, shortly after which it is disturbed by humans, made airborne and inhaled. It could happen, but it's HIGHLY UNLIKELY.


Sounds pretty crazy to me.

DPG21920
11-01-2009, 10:41 AM
Didn't Jesse James say Manu had the best boxing skills?

SenorSpur
11-01-2009, 12:30 PM
Blair snatches rebounds, not bats.

Meanwhile, the legend of Manu grows.....

duncan228
11-01-2009, 12:46 PM
The Slideshow has a few pics.

http://www.mysanantonio.com/Spurs_top_KIngs_113-94.html

SA210
11-01-2009, 12:51 PM
Awesome article :lol

duncan228
11-01-2009, 12:54 PM
From Sactown Royalty. :lol

Curse of the Suicidal Bat: Kings Chopped Down By Spurs 113-94 (http://www.sactownroyalty.com/2009/11/1/1109825/curse-of-the-suicidal-bat-kings)

After the death of The Bat, the Spurs outscored the Kings 84-68. You think that's some sort of coincidence?

duncan228
11-01-2009, 01:21 PM
http://img442.yfrog.com/img442/669/n0l.jpg

:lol Great stuff lurker23.

beirmeistr
11-01-2009, 02:14 PM
The bat was really a radio-operated drone from the Lakers' scouts.

Holy batshit!

duncan228
11-01-2009, 04:46 PM
Manu Ginobili: Enough bat-talk. It's bbq time. Beautiful day in SA // Basta de mrclgos x hoy. Es hora de asadito. Hermoso día en SA.

eyeh8u
11-01-2009, 04:54 PM
look at dejuan run like a bitch.


all that legend of blair shit just got killed by the way we acted around the bat.

beirmeistr
11-01-2009, 07:42 PM
The part I enjoyed most was that the sound guy cued up the music from the old Adam West Batman series while it was flying around. :lol
1qP-NglUeZU


This should be the introductory theme song when Manu first enters a Spurs game at home.

Phenomanul
11-01-2009, 10:39 PM
The Slideshow has a few pics.

http://www.mysanantonio.com/Spurs_top_KIngs_113-94.html

Picture number 5 is caption-worthy... :lol

duncan228
11-01-2009, 10:45 PM
Picture number 5 is caption-worthy... :lol

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/2009-2010/10-31-09manu3.jpg

SenorSpur
11-01-2009, 10:50 PM
If Manu keeps this kind of thing up, his legend will become bigger than that of former Blazer Billy Ray Bates.

Phenomanul
11-01-2009, 10:56 PM
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/2009-2010/10-31-09manu3.jpg

Thanks duncan228!

That's the one...

Did Blair also get some Hand Sanitizer... or was he clapping at the replay?

boutons_deux
11-01-2009, 11:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFU-wXsRhic

raspsa
11-02-2009, 12:38 AM
If Manu keeps this kind of thing up, his legend will become bigger than that of former Blazer Billy Ray Bates.

What is BRB famous for?

raspsa
11-02-2009, 12:42 AM
Out, damned spot; out, I say.


http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/2009-2010/10-31-09manu3.jpg