View Full Version : If you owned a Strip Club, what would you name it?
ManuTP9
11-01-2009, 09:44 AM
Strip Clubs are almost always profitable, I heard.
If you bought one, what would you name it? :hat
ManuTP9
11-01-2009, 09:45 AM
Peach Peal .XD
Mugshot
11-01-2009, 10:02 AM
Pussy Willow
Wild Cobra
11-01-2009, 10:25 AM
Strip Clubs are almost always profitable, I heard.
If you bought one, what would you name it? :hat
If it was profitable, why is it for sale? You know, there is such a think as supply and demand. If you have too many in an area, they aren't that profitable.
The name matters very little. What matters is keeping things running in an industry that is very hard to manage.
ManuTP9
11-01-2009, 10:30 AM
If it was profitable, why is it for sale? You know, there is such a think as supply and demand. If you have too many in an area, they aren't that profitable.
The name matters very little. What matters is keeping things running in an industry that is very hard to manage.
Just answer the damn question -_-
Twisted_Dawg
11-01-2009, 10:36 AM
Tit For Tat
byrontx
11-01-2009, 10:37 AM
Nipple Temple
JMarkJohns
11-01-2009, 11:31 AM
Damsels In Disdress
tlongII
11-01-2009, 11:32 AM
BJ's!
TDMVPDPOY
11-01-2009, 12:07 PM
Spermtalk
EmptyMan
11-01-2009, 12:10 PM
Bouton's Booty Boutique
The Reckoning
11-01-2009, 02:09 PM
Putas Fritas
itd be a hamburger joint too
METALMiKE
11-01-2009, 02:32 PM
BOOBS! R' Us
Wild Cobra
11-01-2009, 03:21 PM
Just answer the damn question -_-
Like I said, the name matters little.
However, I wouldn't use a name that suggests it's a whore house like so many I've seen. That's so adolescent.
Some in my area are as follows:
Jody's
Cabaret
The Pallas
Exotica
The Acropolis
Sassy's
Star's Cabaret
Rooster's
Mary's
Doc's
Safari
etc.
I would just use a sexy woman's name.
jaffies
11-01-2009, 04:25 PM
The Pink Taqueria.
Strike
11-01-2009, 04:56 PM
Like I said, the name matters little.
However, I wouldn't use a name that suggests it's a whore house like so many I've seen. That's so adolescent.
Some in my area are as follows:
Jody's
Cabaret
The Pallas
Exotica
The Acropolis
Sassy's
Star's Cabaret
Rooster's
Mary's
Doc's
Safari
etc.
I would just use a sexy woman's name.
Looking at your list, I think I've been to every one of them. :toast
The Franchise
11-01-2009, 04:57 PM
Scratch n Sniff
Strike
11-01-2009, 04:59 PM
Scratch n Sniff
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-02-24/1235510787280.jpg
Bukefal
11-01-2009, 05:01 PM
Club Smokva
Wild Cobra
11-01-2009, 05:16 PM
Looking at your list, I think I've been to every one of them. :toast
Care to add the names of the ones I forget?
My God... Portland has too damn many...
fraga
11-01-2009, 05:22 PM
Poon Tang
Strike
11-01-2009, 05:25 PM
Care to add the names of the ones I forget?
My God... Portland has too damn many...
Off the top of my head...
Blush
Dillinger's
The Dolphin
Devil's Point
Union Jack's
Dancin' Bare
Tommy's
Soobie's Bar & Grill
...Among others.
EricB
11-01-2009, 06:09 PM
Tits Mcghee's house of whores.
panic giraffe
11-01-2009, 06:20 PM
"the bust stop"
and i would put across from VIA headquarters next to SAC. the poles would have a bus route at the top.
jaffies
11-01-2009, 06:36 PM
Deep in the Heart of Tetas
FuckRucker's
VeeDee's
Your Daughter's Palace of Employment
The 1st hole
It Moved a Little
Kori and Timvp's 1st Annual GTG!
Smells Like Fish
Smells Like 30-something Spirit
Tain't Misbehaving
I Don't Come to Your Job and Put your Dick in my Mouth
jaffies
11-01-2009, 07:03 PM
Spurstalk Strip Clubs:
User Presents: SpursWoman
BackToBoobies
Cant_Be_Fucked (for less than $100)
Katy's Kitty
thispreggo
z(@)(@)sa
Mr. Maalox isn't Here Right Now
CuckingFunt's Fucking Cunts
Male Strip Clubs:
completely dick
T-very-long
Ruff and Ready, HBO's "OZ" style
Rock Solid D
Iron Mexicans
beef-in-anus
bigzak25
11-01-2009, 07:18 PM
chubbs.
TwAnKiEs
11-01-2009, 07:24 PM
Lips
duncan228
11-01-2009, 07:28 PM
Spurstalk Strip Clubs:
User Presents: SpursWoman
BackToBoobies
Cant_Be_Fucked (for less than $100)
Katy's Kitty
thispreggo
z(@)(@)sa
Mr. Maalox isn't Here Right Now
CuckingFunt's Fucking Cunts
Male Strip Clubs:
completely dick
T-very-long
Ruff and Ready, HBO's "OZ" style
Rock Solid D
Iron Mexicans
beef-in-anus
:lmao
baseline bum
11-01-2009, 07:36 PM
The funniest name I have ever seen is Plan B, a strip club in Santa Monica.
ManuTP9
11-01-2009, 07:58 PM
Deep in the Heart of Tetas
FuckRucker's
VeeDee's
Your Daughter's Palace of Employment
The 1st hole
It Moved a Little
Kori and Timvp's 1st Annual GTG!
Smells Like Fish
Smells Like 30-something Spirit
Tain't Misbehaving
I Don't Come to Your Job and Put your Dick in my Mouth
Winner!! :lmao :lmao .
Spurstalk Strip Clubs:
User Presents: SpursWoman
BackToBoobies
Cant_Be_Fucked (for less than $100)
Katy's Kitty
thispreggo
z(@)(@)sa
Mr. Maalox isn't Here Right Now
CuckingFunt's Fucking Cunts
Male Strip Clubs:
completely dick
T-very-long
Ruff and Ready, HBO's "OZ" style
Rock Solid D
Iron Mexicans
beef-in-anus
Awesome! :lol
You have a talent for comedy my friend.
katyon6th
11-02-2009, 11:22 AM
Spurstalk Strip Clubs:
Katy's Kitty
False advertising because I would NOT be stripping.
spurs_fan_in_exile
11-02-2009, 11:54 AM
Cap'n Jack's Treasure Chests and Booty
I. Hustle
11-02-2009, 12:08 PM
Twaturday Night Live
JudynTX
11-02-2009, 12:10 PM
Jugz
gay abc
11-02-2009, 12:17 PM
:lol
there's a great dick dancer bar in dc called "secrets" - not a stitch of clothing on those boyz :hat
Wild Cobra
11-02-2009, 12:42 PM
Twaturday Night Live
Did you know TWAT originally stood for Travelling Wave Amplifier Tube. A type of Microwave Amplifier used in communications.
Since the change to a sexual connotation, they now call it a TWT.
I. Hustle
11-02-2009, 12:42 PM
Tit's and Giggles
Creepy Uncle's
I. Hustle
11-02-2009, 12:43 PM
Did you know TWAT originally stood for Travelling Wave Amplifier Tube. A type of Microwave Amplifier used in communications.
Since the change to a sexual connotation, they now call it a TWT.
I did not know that.
CosmicCowboy
11-02-2009, 12:45 PM
I'd only hire very cooperative and enthusiastic "B" grade dancers and call it Cash For Chunkers.
Ballcox
11-02-2009, 01:56 PM
Tit's and Tassles
The Boob Exchange
Lick Her and Lace
Poll Results
Nipples 'r Us
Destination: Naked
The Happy Furburger
760Spursfan
11-02-2009, 02:28 PM
Cum on In
Pink pussy kats
I went to a strip club in San Antonio called ballers or something to do with baseball or sports. I like it is it still around? I love the BYOB at your strip clubs.
Viva Las Espuelas
11-02-2009, 02:52 PM
i'd incorporate a pizza parlor in it and call it:
Pizza Ass
jack sommerset
11-02-2009, 05:35 PM
Smelly Cunts
I. Hustle
11-02-2009, 05:45 PM
The Hairy Clam
( o )( o )'s
lil_penny
11-03-2009, 12:42 AM
Looking at your list, I think I've been to every one of them. :toast
Gotta love marys haha
Wild Cobra
11-05-2009, 07:40 AM
How about BJ Clinton's House of Interns...
I. Hustle
11-05-2009, 09:17 AM
I would name it Happy Birthday's
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Happy-Birthday-Chimp-Note-Card-C11765288.jpeg
JamStone
11-05-2009, 10:36 AM
The Hot Pocket
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