i made a badass sandwich

[Phillip]

smoked turkey
fried egg
hickory bbq sauce
sriracha sauce
buttered wheat toast

beer

fucks all other sandwiches in the fucking ass :ihit

[Bukefal]

:lol reading your thread makes me hungry

[mavs>spurs2]

I just had a grilled ham and cheese

[Kyle Orton]

No one gives a fuck about your sandwich.

[balli]

That sounds fucking awful. You put butter, bbq sauce, sriracha and a fried fetus on turkey? You some kind of third world transplant?

Let me help you- mayo, mustard, lettuce, avocado, tomato.

[IronMexican]

I ate menudo for lunch and breakfast.

[The Reckoning]

Let me help you- mayo, mustard, lettuce, avocado, tomato.

vegetarian?

hate to break it to you but mayo is fetus too

[balli]

Mayo is cytoplasm.

[balli]

vegetarian?
No, but that is what goes on a turkey sandwich, as opposed to eggs and a seemingly random hodgepodge of condiments.

[Phillip]

That sounds fucking awful. You put butter, bbq sauce, sriracha and a fried fetus on turkey? You some kind of third world transplant?

Let me help you- mayo, mustard, lettuce, avocado, tomato.
it was fucking awesome you chode

that that old shit outta here. get more creative

[Phillip]

No, but that is what goes on a turkey sandwich, as opposed to eggs and a seemingly random hodgepodge of condiments.

who are you to say what belongs and doesnt belong on a sandwich you facefucked mormon?

joseph smith is a faggot

[mavs>spurs2]

who are you to say what belongs and doesnt belong on a sandwich you facefucked mormon?

joseph smith is a faggot

:lmao

[tp2021]

:rollin

[balli]

who are you to say what belongs and doesnt belong on a sandwich you facefucked mormon?
I am in the upper echelon of humanity. I am special and the rules do not apply to me. Opinions I deign to espouse are always entirely valid as they are derived from a great entity. Seriously.


joseph smith is a faggot
One of the faggiest fags in the history of fagdom- and even he wouldn't deserve that piece of shit sandwich you concocted. Fuck your sandwich stretch.

[DMX7]

No sandwich is "badass" without Miracle Whip. We are Miracle Whip, and We WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN!!!! Yeah!!! Badass!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

smoked turkey
fried egg
hickory bbq sauce
sriracha sauce
buttered wheat toast

beer

fucks all other sandwiches in the fucking ass :ihit

what? no cheese?

[thispego]

you havent lived until you've had a griddle cooked burger with bacon and an egg (runny yolk)

[The Franchise]

smoked turkey
fried egg
hickory bbq sauce
sriracha sauce
buttered wheat toast

beer

fucks all other sandwiches in the fucking ass :ihit

That shit sounds like a Scooby Doo sandwich. No thanks! :lol

[da_suns_fan]

I recommend p90x for 90 days to work that sandwich off.

[Blake]

i made a badass sandwich


next time make a bad dick sandwich and let us know how that goes for you

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

smoked turkey
fried egg
hickory bbq sauce
sriracha sauce
buttered wheat toast

beer

fucks all other sandwiches in the fucking ass :ihit

Sounds tasty, but it'd be better on white bread, surely? It also sounds like constipation and a heart attack all rolled into one.

Try this:
ham
tomato
lebanese cucumber
Swiss cheese
mustard

[Phillip]

what? no cheese?

ah yes, cheese too

cant forget that

[Phillip]

I recommend p90x for 90 days to work that sandwich off.

i recommend eating a "get the fuck out" sandwich for you

[Phillip]

next time make a bad dick sandwich and let us know how that goes for you

lol butthurt

[101A]

Available only in Western Pa (most of their food up here sucks, but they have some nice takes on sandwiches).

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v291/137/100/20393879746/n20393879746_968747_687.jpg

[Blake]

lol i'm butthurt again

[TDMVPDPOY]

you makn a sandwich,

then whats the point of havin a wife then?