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sribb43
11-02-2009, 11:08 PM
This team is D-Will and a sack of shit
DAF86
11-02-2009, 11:13 PM
They will be fine, they always have a part of the season where they look like a lotery team and they always end up beign pretty good, besides Houston is a pretty good team too.
BlackSwordsMan
11-02-2009, 11:15 PM
let's hope they play like this come thursday if you catch my drift
redzero
11-02-2009, 11:22 PM
This team is D-Will and a sack of shit
That sounds vaguely familiar.
iggypop123
11-02-2009, 11:43 PM
just trade boozer for whatever the bulls can give you and hope the knicks suck alot and start it over with milsap and williams
badfish22
11-02-2009, 11:52 PM
This team is D-Will and a sack of shit
Well consider the Mavs jinxed for tomorrow...
balli
11-02-2009, 11:55 PM
I think Boozer brings everyone down. Nobody wants to play with that worthless fuck. When Boozer was hurt, we had a 12 game streak last year, with good wins over good teams.
We've been garbage ever since he came back. This season is no different. Not only does he not make anyone better, he makes everyone worse. If I was Kevin O'Conner I would take anything other than long-term salary for him.
kamikazi_player
11-03-2009, 12:01 AM
it would be funny if Carlos Boozer got traded back to the Cavs.
sribb43
11-03-2009, 12:48 AM
If it weren't for milsap there bench would be on par with the hornets
I think Boozer brings everyone down. Nobody wants to play with that worthless fuck. When Boozer was hurt, we had a 12 game streak last year, with good wins over good teams.
We've been garbage ever since he came back. This season is no different. Not only does he not make anyone better, he makes everyone worse. If I was Kevin O'Conner I would take anything other than long-term salary for him.
Boozer, mccancer, Yao Ming, all those players just squeeze into your cap and don't offer any results. Paul Millspa kicks his ass
Indazone
11-03-2009, 03:01 AM
lol @ Jazz
Hell Chuck Hayes scored 12 pts and 9 boards!!
CHUCK FREAKING HAYES
LMAO
DUNCANownsKOBE2
11-03-2009, 03:04 AM
just trade boozer for whatever the bulls can give you and hope the knicks suck alot and start it over with milsap and williams
This. Trade Boozer, tank really hard, then rebuild with Millsap Williams and two top 10 picks in what appears to be a stacked draft.
benefactor
11-03-2009, 11:00 PM
lol raped by the German.
Allanon
11-03-2009, 11:00 PM
Wow, that was a friggin' meltdown.
noob cake
11-03-2009, 11:01 PM
Dirk single curb stomped the Jazz in the 4th quarter.
NuGGeTs-FaN
11-03-2009, 11:02 PM
Hitler doesn't like mormons. :smokin
(did i 4get to offend anyone? ) :lol
pauls931
11-03-2009, 11:03 PM
Good lord, the jazz are lookin soft.
ElNono
11-03-2009, 11:05 PM
Question for Utah fan... what's with Sloan? He looked bored out there while the team was gettin curbstomped...
http://www.slcdunk.com/2009/11/1/1110519/utah-jazz-halloween-pics
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/201107/jazzhalloween2009.jpg
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/201135/jazzhalloween2009-2.jpg
Korver - Zach Morris
CJ - Kanye
Ronnie P - Taylor Swift
Wes Matthews - Hancock
Fess - Beetle Juice
Kosta - Harry Potter
Maynor - Batman
Ronnie B - Wolf
Millsap - T-Pain
Deron - Bob from Martin
Chieflion
11-03-2009, 11:27 PM
Question for Utah fan... what's with Sloan? He looked bored out there while the team was gettin curbstomped...
I was about to ask this question. I think Sloan has decided to Don Nelson away this season.
sribb43
11-04-2009, 12:12 AM
And the suckage continues for the Jizz
kamikazi_player
11-04-2009, 12:42 AM
http://www.slcdunk.com/2009/11/1/1110519/utah-jazz-halloween-pics
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/201107/jazzhalloween2009.jpg
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/201135/jazzhalloween2009-2.jpg
Korver - Zach Morris
CJ - Kanye
Ronnie P - Taylor Swift
Wes Matthews - Hancock
Fess - Beetle Juice
Kosta - Harry Potter
Maynor - Batman
Ronnie B - Wolf
Millsap - T-Pain
Deron - Bob from Martin
:lol....that was awesome, thanks for the laugh
mavs>spurs2
11-04-2009, 12:44 AM
Millsap is a beast. You guys really need to get rid of Boozer before he stunts Paul's development any more and free up a lot of cap space
Morg1411
11-04-2009, 02:00 AM
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
That was the chokejob of the season so far, no doubt.
boston.balla
11-04-2009, 03:23 AM
dirk was going absolutly craaaaazy.. 27 a qtr? LOL
Xylus
11-04-2009, 03:30 AM
That is some insane clutchness on display :dizzy
Findog
11-04-2009, 10:06 AM
dirk was going absolutly craaaaazy.. 27 a qtr? LOL
29. Don't short him.
Findog
11-04-2009, 10:06 AM
Dallas scored 96 in the game, 44 in the 4th Quarter. 46% of their points in the 4th Q.
Findog
11-04-2009, 10:10 AM
Carlos is such a whiny bitch:
http://www.sltrib.com/jazz/ci_13708670
It seemed like either he made his shot or he was shooting free throws. It felt like we couldn't be physical with him, couldn't touch him too much without them calling a foul on us.
Obviously, he was aggressive, he's a great player, but I felt like we were doing a decent job. But anytime we touched him, they called a foul, so not too much you can do when you can't be physical with somebody.
It's tough because we were up by 15 with eight minutes to go. Next thing you know, it was free throw, free throw, free throw, free throw, free throw.
Findog
11-04-2009, 10:13 AM
And I agree with whoever said that the ESPN crew would jizz their pants on the air if LeBron or Kobe did that.
Down 14 to a Martin-less Kings team at home.
NuGGeTs-FaN
11-07-2009, 10:42 PM
this makes me feel so much better about the Nuggets getting owned :lol
The NW is horrible after the Nuggets
sribb43
11-07-2009, 10:43 PM
All this means is Kings >>>Spurs
benefactor
11-07-2009, 10:48 PM
Outscored 64-36 since the beginning of the second quarter. :wow
mogrovejo
11-07-2009, 11:26 PM
Done. Tough loss, the Jazz showed some serious fighting spirit. The refs haven't been treating them kindly, btw. Tyreke Evans was a beast. Future All-Star in the making.
Ma boy Dante Green 4-4 !!!
noob cake
11-07-2009, 11:37 PM
Jazz losing to the Kings, oh lawl God lol lmao.
Losing to Kings without KMart. Evans took a dump on the Jizzholes.
:lol:lmao:rollin:downspin:
badfish22
11-08-2009, 12:00 AM
LOL JAZZ is right.
And LOL to all the guys who picked them to finish above the Mavs, Suns, and Rockets.
Don't think that will happen
redzero
11-08-2009, 01:10 AM
How the fuck did they lose at home to the Kings w/o Kevin Martin? What the hell, man?
Xylus
11-08-2009, 01:13 AM
Can't get much lower than that. Losing at home to the worst team in basketball, that's missing its top scorer...
Then again, Sacramento is one of those young teams that will surprise a handful of times throughout the year.
Trainwreck2100
11-08-2009, 01:13 AM
of couse when they play the spurs they play like all stars
KSeal
11-08-2009, 01:21 AM
LOL JAZZ is right.
And LOL to all the guys who picked them to finish above the Mavs, Suns, and Rockets.
Don't think that will happen
They could finish above the Suns and Rockets. Not the Mavs though.
The Rookie Evens had 32 points, impressive.
JJ Hickson
11-08-2009, 01:36 AM
of couse when they play the spurs they play like all stars
That's because the Spurs suck ass.
Trainwreck2100
11-08-2009, 01:38 AM
That's because the Spurs suck ass.
they don't suck "lose to the kings" ass though
angelbelow
11-08-2009, 01:40 AM
lol
redzero
11-08-2009, 01:45 AM
they don't suck "lose to the kings" ass though
Well, they did lose to the team that lost to the Kings.
Morg1411
11-08-2009, 02:25 PM
Well, they did lose to the team that lost to the Kings.
But the Spurs also beat the team that beat the team they lost to...so in the end, none of this shit makes any sense. :lol
balli
11-08-2009, 02:40 PM
The Rookie Evens had 32 points, impressive.
He's so damn good.
iggypop123
11-08-2009, 03:37 PM
this is great news. they will suck and so do the knicks 2 top players coming
jazzypimp
11-08-2009, 04:36 PM
this is great news. they will suck and so do the knicks 2 top players coming
You know what.. Fuck it.. If they got 2 top 5 picks in next years draft I'll be ok... maybe they are nose diving cuz they know they aint winning nothing this year.
Culburn369
11-08-2009, 04:37 PM
The Kings, Jazzy?
tee, hee.
jazzypimp
11-08-2009, 04:41 PM
The Kings, Jazzy?
tee, hee.
How did you know what your daughter calls me when we hit the sheets?
Culburn369
11-08-2009, 04:44 PM
How did you know what your daughter calls me when we hit the sheets?
You lost last nite. Big deal. You'll be ok.
Sloan has the con.
jazzypimp
11-08-2009, 04:47 PM
You lost last nite. Big deal. You'll be ok.
Sloan has the con.
Ask your daughter who the king is!!
Culburn369
11-08-2009, 04:48 PM
Ask your daughter who the king is!!
Ok,
She says: The Sacramento Kings
mavs>spurs2
11-08-2009, 04:50 PM
Sacramento Kings your 2002 NBA Champs faggots!!!!
Culburn369
11-08-2009, 04:56 PM
Sacramento Kings your 2002 NBA Champs faggots!!!!
Coulda been. You know Adelman told him: "Chris, don't leave him. No matter what happens in the next 20 second look eye, Chris. Don't leave Horry, Chris!"
What'd CWEBB do? tee, hee. Got his boredom on, turned around and started back up that lane toward the upheaval. What'd Horry do. Never left his post where Phil told him to stand sentinel. Next thing you know, old Jed a millionaire, kinfolk said; "Jed, move away from there." Said, "Californie is the place you ought to be." So, they they loaded up that truck and moved to Beverly, Hills that is, swimmin' pools, movie stars!
Girasuck
11-08-2009, 07:39 PM
The plan is in place. Tank the season which will result in Sloan retiring (hopefully). Hire a coach that can motivate this team. Take the two high draft picks and rebuild the front court around Millsap and get a damn wing player who can create his own shot. I'll suffer through a horrible year if it means we have a title contender for years to come.
Culburn369
11-08-2009, 07:49 PM
I don't think Williams will sit still for it, frankly.
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