Nicolas Cage says he is broke

[JudynTX]

Can someone lend him a few dollars? :lol


http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2009/11/03/kaye.nicolas.cage.broke.cnn

[JMarkJohns]

He could always sell his Sedona, Arizona atrocity...
http://static.dailystrength.org/userfiles/9/9/8/9/399899/pg_399899_1099547874.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3223/3123354579_18f1ab3469.jpg

[JoeChalupa]

I guess he'd better find that National Treasure real quick or he'll get stuck with some Valley Girl.

[JoeChalupa]

I guess there will be no Honeymoon in Vegas after all?

[JudynTX]

I guess he'd better find that National Treasure real quick or he'll get stuck with some Valley Girl.

:lmao :lmao

Hey, VG is one of my all-time favorite movies.

[I. Hustle]

I bet it seems like his money was gone in sixty seconds.

[mrsmaalox]

He could always sell his Sedona, Arizona atrocity...
http://static.dailystrength.org/userfiles/9/9/8/9/399899/pg_399899_1099547874.jpg

Eeek that's ugly. I guess raising arizona that way left him a little moonstruck.

[I. Hustle]

If only there was some way of KNOWING maybe it wouldn't have blown his FACE OFF

[JudynTX]

:lol Keep 'em coming!

[marini martini]

I guess he'd better find that National Treasure real quick or he'll get stuck with some Valley Girl.


I guess there will be no Honeymoon in Vegas after all?


:lmao :lmao

Hey, VG is one of my all-time favorite movies.


I bet it seems like his money was gone in sixty seconds.


Eeek that's ugly. I guess raising arizona that way left him a little moonstruck.

Well he certainly didn't go broke because of ya'll!:toast

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[JoeChalupa]

I guess he is between The Rock and a hard place right about now.

[JoeChalupa]

He'll be Leaving Las Vegas flat broke for sure.

[CavsSuperFan]

But he has the hair, he has the car, this just cant be true…

http://www.citybeat.com/cincinnati/imgs/media/PeggySue12.jpeg

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

He'll be Leaving Las Vegas flat broke for sure.

Probably kept hitting Snake Eyes.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

This really isn't a laughing matter. He needs to feed his Family, Man!

[JudynTX]

:lmao

[CavsSuperFan]

Working for Easy Ed’s Tires & having a full bottle of Early Times Bourbon in the desk drawer isn’t looking so bad after all…

[phxspurfan]

At least when he sells, he'll be Raising Arizona property values.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

If he needs quick cash he could become a spokeperson for Con Air blowdryers.

[Heath Ledger]

Talk about pissing money in the Wind Talkers.

[resistanze]

Well, you can't be Trapped in Paradise forever.

[Whisky Dog]

He should have been Knowing all along his financial spending habits needed Adaptation. The debt from that huge desert mansion had him Trapped In Paradise and hiring a bad financial manager was the ultimate Kiss Of Death.

[Whisky Dog]

He's always been too Wild At Heart trying to live the carefree life of Free Birds.

[Wild Cobra]

He's too big to fail.

Where's his government bailout?

[JMarkJohns]

Is that the Red Rock West Palace?

Not sure. It was recently constructed, though, if that helps.

[I. Hustle]

This is serious guys. He is probably 8mm from the edge.

[I. Hustle]

He's got some movies coming up though so I wonder if he feels like he is racing with the moon.

[DMX7]

I'm sure he's ripping his FACE/OFF right about now.

[I. Hustle]

Hey do we get points deducted for repeats?

[katyon6th]

But he has the hair, he has the car, this just cant be true…

http://www.citybeat.com/cincinnati/imgs/media/PeggySue12.jpeg

My favorite Nicolas Cage ever.

[JudynTX]

Hey do we get points deducted for repeats?

You get a spanking.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

These don't sound like the Best of Times for old Nick. He should probably return to the City of Angels and make some more movies...heck even 8MM films would be better than nothing. If he wanted to, he could even replace The Weather Man at my local news station...that guy sucks. I'm sure it's a little disconcerting for Mr. Cage, not Knowing where his Next meal will come from.

[gatoloco]

he has like a half dozen movies coming out including ghostrider2...what the fuck...

[katyon6th]

These don't sound like the Best of Times for old Nick. He should probably return to the City of Angels and make some more movies...heck even 8MM films would be better than nothing. If he wanted to, he could even replace The Weather Man at my local news station...that guy sucks. I'm sure it's a little disconcerting for Mr. Cage, not Knowing where his Next meal will come from.


Have you always been this clever?

[SpursWoman]

Yes, he has. :makeout

[MiamiHeat]

lol

[I. Hustle]

you get a spanking.

hello

[koriwhat]

worst actor ever! i'm glad that joker is broke.

[NASpurs]

worst actor ever! i'm glad that joker is broke.

:toast

I have such a strong dislike for this dude. I can't watch his movies at all, such a sorry actor.

[I. Hustle]

worst actor ever! i'm glad that joker is broke.


:toast

I have such a strong dislike for this dude. I can't watch his movies at all, such a sorry actor.

I actually agree with these two. Even the douche bucket. Nic Cage has got to be the crappiest actor of our generation. Almost as bad as his Coppola cousin Sophia.

[InRareForm]

Can someone at least give him some matchsticks, man.

[florige]

He's got some movies coming up though so I wonder if he feels like he is racing with the moon.



Dammit Hustle save some for someone else man?!?:lol

[I. Hustle]

I left some out there that I didn't think people would be able to use. My matchstick men one was already butchered which sucks.

[S_A_Longhorn]

Somehow this seems like justice after all of his horrible movies...

[florige]

Maybe he should had checked his bank acct Before Leaving Las Vegas.

[florige]

He'll be Leaving Las Vegas flat broke for sure.




Damn you JC...:bang

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Probably blew his money buying a bunch of expensive ass furniture for that house. Nick, you should have just gone with some cheap Wicker, Man.

[JudynTX]

Damn you JC...:bang

Hurry up and think, all the good ones are taken. :lol

[florige]

Because of bad mojo, I bet he will Never on Tuesday decide to check his finances again.

[JudynTX]

How could something like this happen in the City of Angels?

[mrsmaalox]

Hey! Give him a Lonestar card! :lol

[nkdlunch]

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/03/nicolas-cage-abracadabra.jpg

if I didnt' like cage I would say it would be awesome if his wife leave him and he goes to Vegas to binge drink to death.



oh btw, his wife is cute:
http://static.richardyoungonline.com/photos/8040_large.jpg

[The Reckoning]

maybe he can star in another movie and return to his original role.

nicholas cage as...

nicholas cage.


or open up an acting school with keanu reeves

[Mugshot]

I'm sure that he'll get it all back or my name ain't Nathan Arizona!!!

[mexicanjunior]

Maybe he should ask Peggy Sue for help, I heard she Got Married recently.

[EdMcMahon]

Being broke is no joke.

[koriwhat]

Being broke is no joke.

but being a joke like nicolas cage is always funny!

[ShoogarBear]

Maybe he should see if his relatives can lend him a coppola dollars.

[Richard Cranium]

Maybe he should see if his relatives can lend him a coppola dollars.

:lol

[The Franchise]

Being broke is no joke.

Yeah. Reports are saying that he owes creditors so much money, that for him to have time to pay off all his debt's would require a Vampire's Kiss.