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BacktoBasics

11-03-2009, 01:20 PM

gatoloco

11-03-2009, 01:22 PM

sweet deal...make sure to cash out some of that by buying groceries for a friend and get you some beer! :toast

Ed Helicopter Jones

11-03-2009, 01:23 PM

BacktoBasics

11-03-2009, 01:27 PM

sweet deal...make sure to cash out some of that by buying groceries for a friend and get you some beer! :toastThats always a fair trade.

katyon6th

11-03-2009, 01:27 PM

How does one qualify for the lonestar card?

CosmicCowboy

11-03-2009, 01:27 PM

You are welcome B2B!

CosmicCowboy

11-03-2009, 01:29 PM

How does one qualify for the lonestar card?

In his case you don't officially get married and have your unemployed "wife" apply for benefits for her and the three kids.

katyon6th

11-03-2009, 01:31 PM

Way to cheat the fucking system.

JudynTX

11-03-2009, 01:37 PM

in his case you don't officially get married and have your unemployed "wife" apply for benefits for her and the three kids.

gtfo

BacktoBasics

11-03-2009, 01:44 PM

In his case you don't officially get married and have your unemployed "wife" apply for benefits for her and the three kids.Yes

Way to cheat the fucking system.Grabbing hands grab all they can.

gtfoTrue Story.

JudynTX

11-03-2009, 01:48 PM

The other day I was in HEB and I kid you not, there was a lady in front of us that had 3 baskets full of groceries, bill was almost $500.

Then she pulls out the Lone Star card. :bang

gatoloco

11-03-2009, 01:49 PM

that's what it's for...

JudynTX

11-03-2009, 01:50 PM

that's what it's for...

Yea, chips and candy. :rolleyes

katyon6th

11-03-2009, 01:50 PM

Can you buy whatever you want with the lonestar card or approved only items???

mrsmaalox

11-03-2009, 01:53 PM

Congrats B2B. Obviously some folks don't know how much it takes to raise 3 kids. I have 3 and $400 is just a drop in the bucket. Be sure you get yourself a six pack of the good beer tonight :tu

gatoloco

11-03-2009, 01:54 PM

i thought you could buy whatever food items you want. not sure about other stuff. i could be wrong...it's the same as W.I.C. or not?

in California...it's only specific stuff...texas may be different...

katyon6th

11-03-2009, 01:54 PM

People should think about the responsibilities it takes to raise 3 kids before having them. You shouldn't have them if you can't afford them!!!!!!

katyon6th

11-03-2009, 01:55 PM

And using the lonestar card to buy Red Lobster is fucking comical.

Crookshanks

11-03-2009, 01:56 PM

Can you buy whatever you want with the lonestar card or approved only items???
Any food items - with the exception of hot foods that are ready to eat.

I used to work at HEB at Wurzbach and I-10 and about 75% of the customers paid with Lonestar. You could almost always tell which ones by the type of food they purchased. Lots and lots of frozen pizzas and cheap frozen dinners and lots of junk food.

Always pissed me off that I had a 4-year degree and was working 2 jobs and these (mostly) lazy, good-for-nothing, non-English speaking people were paying for their crap with my tax dollars. :bang

gatoloco

11-03-2009, 01:56 PM

the system is the system.

rich people shouldn't be the only ones able to take advantage of systematic loopholes.

SpursWoman

11-03-2009, 01:58 PM

People should think about the responsibilities it takes to raise 3 kids before having them. You shouldn't have them if you can't afford them!!!!!!

I don't think a lot of people realize just how much it takes. Then it's too late to give them back. :lol

bus driver

11-03-2009, 01:59 PM

Just checked the ole Lonestar card. Looks like I got an increase from a little over 400 to a little over 500. Don't worry CC I won't buy the Angus, just regular old USDA Prime.

Sounds like I'll be grilling Lobster tonight too.

WTF! I want a LONESTAR CARD!!! i pay that much a month in student loans........:bang

fuck this BS i am applying.........before obama gets kicked out!

JudynTX

11-03-2009, 02:01 PM

B2B, why doesn't your wife work?

mrsmaalox

11-03-2009, 02:03 PM

I don't think a lot of people realize just how much it takes. Then it's too late to give them back. :lol

Especially these days. I wonder how many folks were perfectly able to afford their kids before they became un- or underemployed? It's a scary thought, it could happen to anyone.

tlongII

11-03-2009, 02:04 PM

And using the lonestar card to buy Red Lobster is fucking comical.

I think he's just buying lobster for the grill, not actually going tot Red Lobster.

CosmicCowboy

11-03-2009, 02:05 PM

B2B, why doesn't your wife work?

Actually she does work, but it's a cash only cleaning service and they don't report the income to the state/feds.

tlongII

11-03-2009, 02:05 PM

B2B, why doesn't your wife work?

She doesn't speak english so it's difficult for her to find a job.

JudynTX

11-03-2009, 02:05 PM

Actually she does work, it's just a cash only cleaning service and they don't report the income to the state/feds.

Well hells bells. I'm in the wrong business.

mrsmaalox

11-03-2009, 02:06 PM

B2B, why doesn't your wife work?

I can't speak for B2B's wife, but I'm reasonably sure it's not easy for someone without a professional degree to find a job that covers day care for 3 kids.

mrsmaalox

11-03-2009, 02:08 PM

In his case you don't officially get married and have your unemployed "wife" apply for benefits for her and the three kids.

Actually she does work, but it's a cash only cleaning service and they don't report the income to the state/feds.

What's the deal here CC? B2B can't talk for himself? :lmao

katyon6th

11-03-2009, 02:09 PM

CC, how do you know so much about B2B?

BacktoBasics

11-03-2009, 02:10 PM

People should think about the responsibilities it takes to raise 3 kids before having them. You shouldn't have them if you can't afford them!!!!!!A loophole is a loophole I can afford my lifestyle without or without the card.

the system is the system.

rich people shouldn't be the only ones able to take advantage of systematic loopholes.
Exactly

B2B, why doesn't your wife work?She does but we report the income under my name since I'm the business owner.

I think he's just buying lobster for the grill, not actually going tot Red Lobster.That is correct sir

Actually she does work, but it's a cash only cleaning service and they don't report the income to the state/feds.We do report. Everything is legal. We pay taxes and lots of them.

CosmicCowboy

11-03-2009, 02:10 PM

What's the deal here CC? B2B can't talk for himself? :lmao

LOL just keeping the boy honest. I can't help it if I have good reading comprehension/retention skills and remember it from previous threads.

katyon6th

11-03-2009, 02:11 PM

This is BULLSHIT! I want lobster!!!!

BacktoBasics

11-03-2009, 02:12 PM

I can't speak for B2B's wife, but I'm reasonably sure it's not easy for someone without a professional degree to find a job that covers day care for 3 kids.I put the boy in a head start program. Actual schooling not daycare. She volunteers her time for functions and the child care is free. It is a government program for unemployed moms. Mon-Fri 8-2.

CC, how do you know so much about B2B?I'm like an open book and CC is my reader.

BacktoBasics

11-03-2009, 02:13 PM

LOL just keeping the boy honest. I can't help it if I have good reading comprehension/retention skills and remember it from previous threads.Many wouldn't or don't agree with how I do things. Its survival of the not so fittest out there. Play smarter not harder.

mrsmaalox

11-03-2009, 02:13 PM

LOL just keeping the boy honest. I can't help it if I have good reading comprehension/retention skills and remember it from previous threads.

That's a great skill. Tomorrow I might remember what we talked about about today! :lol

I. Hustle

11-03-2009, 02:16 PM

FYI

I was going to change this thread into something like this.

"Got a raise today!

Just checked the ole pantaloons. Looks like I got an increase from a little over 7 inches to a little over 8. Don't worry CC I won't touch your missus, just regulating Mrs. Hustle.

Sounds like I'll be getting slobstered tonight too."

koriwhat

11-03-2009, 02:18 PM

wish i got free food and whatnot... instead i pay plenty to eat and even more for supplements per week.

mrsmaalox

11-03-2009, 02:19 PM

Hahaha "pantaloons" is a hilarious word :lol

I. Hustle

11-03-2009, 02:20 PM

wish i got free food and whatnot... instead i pay plenty to eat and even more for supplements per week.

The supplements is on you partna. Yuo don't HAVE to have that stuff. Don't try to make people feel bad because you are trying to bulk up. Be a man and get the lonestar card and guzzle down some raw eggs.

BacktoBasics

11-03-2009, 02:21 PM

very close to plantains which makes me think of banana's which makes me think of fruit porn.

I. Hustle

11-03-2009, 02:21 PM

Hahaha "pantaloons" is a hilarious word :lol

I thought that might add to the hilarity. If nothing else that word alone was worth it.

BacktoBasics

11-03-2009, 02:21 PM

The supplements is on you partna. Yuo don't HAVE to have that stuff. Don't try to make people feel bad because you are trying to bulk up. Be a man and get the lonestar card and guzzle down some raw eggs.You know how many raw eggs you could buy with a lonestar card. Thousands.

mrsmaalox

11-03-2009, 02:25 PM

very close to plantains which makes me think of banana's which makes me think of fruit porn.

There just aren't enough references to fruit porn around here since Peewee left :depressed

lebomb

11-03-2009, 02:25 PM

How in the fuck is this different than beggin for money on the street corner to play in a baseball tournament in Arizona???

koriwhat

11-03-2009, 02:26 PM

You know how many raw eggs you could buy with a lonestar card. Thousands.

ew eggs.... god no! i used to workout a long time ago when i was 18 and just now got back into working out. anyhow, i used to eat 12 eggs(whites only) + toast + oatmeal + drink a protein shake every morning. i will not go back to that diet ever again! supplements and regular meals only please! haha.

but yeah, i imagine i could get thousands of eggs if i had a lonestar card.

katyon6th

11-03-2009, 02:26 PM

very close to plantains which makes me think of banana's which makes me think of fruit porn.

The way your mind works is somewhat fascinating. PM me.

CosmicCowboy

11-03-2009, 02:28 PM

The way your mind works is somewhat fascinating. PM me.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

BacktoBasics

11-03-2009, 02:29 PM

How in the fuck is this different than beggin for money on the street corner to play in a baseball tournament in Arizona???Well for starters one required an application. The other did not. One issues a very professional looking white credit card. The other does not. There are lots of differences.

The way your mind works is somewhat fascinating. PM me.Can I mindfuck you?

BacktoBasics

11-03-2009, 02:30 PM

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmaoDon't hate my game friendo.

koriwhat

11-03-2009, 02:30 PM

Can I mindfuck you?

only chris angels allowed to do that to her.

BacktoBasics

11-03-2009, 02:32 PM

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Awesome

CosmicCowboy

11-03-2009, 02:36 PM

Don't hate my game friendo.

I was actually laughing at Katy's game.

Sancha

11-03-2009, 02:36 PM

The way your mind works is somewhat fascinating. PM me.

Are you trying to take my job?

How do you get that little flag under your name?

mrsmaalox

11-03-2009, 02:38 PM

Are you trying to take my job?

How do you get that little flag under your name?

What the hell, let her have your job and get yourself a Lonestar Card :)

katyon6th

11-03-2009, 02:41 PM

I was actually laughing at Katy's game.

I can spit game all day.

Sancha

11-03-2009, 02:42 PM

First of all I currently am in possesion of a lonestar card and shit. Secondly my job is just to go after married men and let them buy me stuff so I won't let her take that from me. My kids... I mean I depend on that money and the lonestar card doesn't buy me Gucci. I get the china at the nail place to paint the Coach logo on my nails and if I don't have the purse to go with it I would just look stupid.

AmericanWoman

11-03-2009, 02:44 PM

This doesn't surprise me one bit. :lol

CosmicCowboy

11-03-2009, 02:46 PM

I can spit game all day.

LOL hell yeah! I was just laughing because I knew you had just set the hook in the corner of B2B's mouth...:lol

AmericanWoman

11-03-2009, 02:46 PM

What's the deal here CC? B2B can't talk for himself? :lmao

They love each other's grills.

koriwhat

11-03-2009, 02:50 PM

katyon6th

11-03-2009, 02:51 PM

BacktoBasics

11-03-2009, 02:51 PM

They love each other's grills.Man the harpoons.

BacktoBasics

11-03-2009, 02:52 PM

According to CC, B2B isn't legally married.Don't tell her that.

katyon6th

11-03-2009, 02:52 PM

Don't tell her that.

I'm telling her that so she'll get off your nutsack.

lebomb

11-03-2009, 02:57 PM

Well for starters one required an application. The other did not. One issues a very professional looking white credit card. The other does not. There are lots of differences.

:huh ............. Ok. I guess. A free handout is a free handout to me. Kinda like beggin for money, food stamps and welfare. Oh well. *shrugs*

BacktoBasics

11-03-2009, 03:11 PM

I'm telling her that so she'll get off your nutsack.Only if you replace her.

:huh ............. Ok. I guess. A free handout is a free handout to me. Kinda like beggin for money, food stamps and welfare. Oh well. *shrugs*This was originally my money, earned by my two hands. That was taken from my paycheck to pay for others and their shortcomings in life. I'm just getting mine back and a portion of it at best.

Beggers are asking for unearned handouts.

katyon6th

11-03-2009, 03:22 PM

Only if you replace her.

Only if it's shaved.

gatoloco

11-03-2009, 03:25 PM

note to self.

Moocher

11-03-2009, 03:26 PM

The way I see it it all works out in the end.

Chingo Bling

11-03-2009, 03:30 PM

Oyes Sancha! Why not give me some play chiquitita? Jou are looking fine as chit mami.

Y tu tambien Katy. I like me some chinas finas. How bout jou forget that putito and get some real chile? Besides his wife cleaned my room once then went after my chorizo and said ches never had better.

El Chorizo

11-03-2009, 03:32 PM

El Guapo

11-03-2009, 03:36 PM

you cannot force open the petals of a flower pendejos!

BacktoBasics

11-03-2009, 03:37 PM

God damn. Who opened up the border?

mrsmaalox

11-03-2009, 03:39 PM

God damn. Who opened up the border?

They're all coming over to see if they got raises on their cards too.

Joe Lopez

11-03-2009, 03:39 PM

you cannot force open the petals of a flower pendejos!

Si se puede.

CosmicCowboy

11-03-2009, 03:40 PM

They're all coming over to see if they got raises on their cards too.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

katyon6th

11-03-2009, 03:42 PM

Chinas finas. :lmao

I. Hustle

11-03-2009, 03:44 PM

Damn, this thread brought out all the wet back trolls.

I'd like to say that I didn't see that coming.

CavsSuperFan

11-03-2009, 03:48 PM

Didn’t B2B have thread about this over a year ago & CC & him went at it? That’s how they became friends, by shredding each other…:lol

BTW I know someone who managed an Albertsons in a the worst part of LA…They got the best stuff...Best steaks, chops & lobster…CA’s food stamp program subsidized most of the purchases…What the heck do I care if people living in poverty get a break on their grocery bill…

Trainwreck2100

11-03-2009, 03:53 PM

In his case you don't officially get married and have your unemployed "wife" apply for benefits for her and the three kids.

That's how section 8 works too

La Migra

11-03-2009, 04:17 PM

Damn, this thread brought out all the wet back trolls.

I'd like to say that I didn't see that coming.

Me either.

JudynTX

11-03-2009, 04:18 PM

B2B, why the increase?

mrsmaalox

11-03-2009, 04:21 PM

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

This is funny, CC sure is busting a gut today :lol

ploto

11-03-2009, 04:25 PM

So if you are not married, then how much are you paying her in child support?

CosmicCowboy

11-03-2009, 04:26 PM

So if you are not married, then how much are you paying her in child support?

They aren't his kids.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927

11-03-2009, 04:28 PM

Wait...what?

I need the full rundown, per favore.

B.AlMighty

11-03-2009, 04:29 PM

They aren't his kids.

:wow :wow

katyon6th

11-03-2009, 04:30 PM

Wait...what?

I need the full rundown, per favore.

Ask CC.

BacktoBasics

11-03-2009, 04:32 PM

I have two step daughters. 12 and 13. Their deadbeat dad occasionally pays child support although not nearly enough and never on time.

We have a son. I'm not a deadbeat dad so there is no reason for me to pay child support.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927

11-03-2009, 04:36 PM

How old is your chica?

ashbeeigh

11-03-2009, 04:37 PM

Maybe I should not look for job. then the government will buy me some lobster.

CosmicCowboy

11-03-2009, 04:38 PM

Ask CC.

LOL

I forgot little B2B was his.

BacktoBasics

11-03-2009, 04:42 PM

how old is your chica?32

BacktoBasics

11-03-2009, 04:43 PM

LOL

I forgot little B2B was his.
My little man is awesome.

GeorgeCostanza

11-03-2009, 04:44 PM

My little man is awesome.

My little man is an idiot!

bugoy

11-03-2009, 05:47 PM

The other day I was in HEB and I kid you not, there was a lady in front of us that had 3 baskets full of groceries, bill was almost $500.

Then she pulls out the Lone Star card. :bang

better than her using it for beer and cigs

amirite

ploto

11-03-2009, 08:20 PM

We have a son. I'm not a deadbeat dad so there is no reason for me to pay child support.

If you are not married, you should be paying child support and that would count toward her "income." I am thinking that you don't pay so she can qaulify for more aid.

PM5K

11-03-2009, 08:26 PM

Yeah this isn't a thread you can spoof. This thread WOULD be a spoof of a guy that actually got a raise at his job, it would go something like this:

"I got my check today after working hard for 40 hours this week and it looks like I got an increase from a little over 400 to a little over 500 a week."

Then this thread would follow.

Blake

11-03-2009, 09:43 PM

Yea, chips and candy. :rolleyes

blame the system for allowing candy to be bought....dont blame the buyer

Blake

11-03-2009, 09:50 PM

How in the fuck is this different than beggin for money on the street corner to play in a baseball tournament in Arizona???

the government offers this card. If you qualify you don't have to beg for it.

I'm betting you have a utsa education.

lebomb

11-04-2009, 07:19 AM

the government offers this card. If you qualify you don't have to beg for it.

I'm betting you have a utsa education.

Wow insulting my Utsa education. That is all you can hang on. :rolleyes

You are beyond predictable.

lebomb

11-04-2009, 07:21 AM

the government offers this card. If you qualify you don't have to beg for it.

I'm betting you have a utsa education.

I hope there are no complaints about welfare and food stamps.

BacktoBasics

11-04-2009, 10:10 AM

If you are not married, you should be paying child support and that would count toward her "income." I am thinking that you don't pay so she can qaulify for more aid.She claims child support for her girls. She claims that I provide adequate support for the boy. With that said they didn't require proof of my support one way or the other. Don't ask don't tell I guess.

mrsmaalox

11-04-2009, 10:44 AM

So b2b, how was dinner? :D

to21

11-04-2009, 10:47 AM

There's more help out there for all the non-card holders:

https://www.angelfoodministries.com/

God bless..

BacktoBasics

11-04-2009, 10:50 AM

So b2b, how was dinner? :DThey tore up my patio for remodeling so I had to move my pit inside. I ended up making fettuccine alfredo with mushrooms and prosciutto.

Höfner

11-04-2009, 10:53 AM

I always get free commodities from this church on Thursdays. They usually got tons of Promised Land milk, breaded sweets, fresh fruit and various sodas. I'm supposed to wait til my ticket is called but the old lady doesn't check so I always get the good shit.

Blake

11-04-2009, 06:12 PM

Wow insulting my Utsa education. That is all you can hang on. :rolleyes

You are beyond predictable.

did you take government, economics, history or any kind of social studies course(s) out at utsa?

Obviously they failed you.

Blake

11-04-2009, 06:13 PM

I hope there are no complaints about welfare and food stamps.

from who?

you're the one complaining.

lil'mo

11-04-2009, 06:19 PM

:lmao ROFL! b2b uses a Lone Star Card! Go figure... failure at life. All he has are his cock and balls jokes he thinks are funny.