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PM5K
11-04-2009, 11:04 AM
He's obviously pretty butt-hurt because he emailed me saying this:


I saw the stuff you posted on Craig's list and might be interested in several items, but all this top secret stuff don't work with me. Want to sell something, give me a phone # I will call you.
Otherwise forget it.

And I emailed him this back:


Alright thanks.

-Brian

I guess he thought he could leverage me into doing something that I had no intention of doing, here's what he posted on Craigslist.


BEWARE:::::::::Wanted to see stuff he has for sale, he will not give a phone number, want to meet somewhere.
Wear asbestos gloves.

Here's what I said:


You may all have heard about a buyer from Craigslist that was shot buy a seller that felt threatened by the buyer and his two friends while meeting to sell a camera at an iHop.

The thing about Craigslist is that as a buyer or seller you can require whatever conditions you'd like that will make you comfortable buying or selling to someone you don't know.

The way I typically sell is I ask the potential buyer what he is interested in so that I can make sure it's still available, I then setup a meeting time and place and if the buyer agrees I then give them a description of my vehicle and my cellphone number.

That's the way I prefer to do things, and if you don't like it then don't buy from me, it's as simple as that. I've probably bought and sold a few hundred items on Craigslist and you won't find a single person with a bad thing to say about me. I sell quality products and stand behind them to a reasonable extent, and I do so while offering very good prices. Often times you can get five things from me for less than you'd pay for any one of those things brand new at a store.

I know nobody cares but I wanted to post anyhow.

BacktoBasics
11-04-2009, 11:09 AM
What exactly are you selling?

Fillmoe
11-04-2009, 11:09 AM
stfu please

Fillmoe
11-04-2009, 11:09 AM
What exactly are you selling?

his anus... u want in?

PM5K
11-04-2009, 11:11 AM
I sell all kinds of shit, this particular guy was interested in various computer accessories.

BacktoBasics
11-04-2009, 11:11 AM
his anus... u want in?Is it warm? Are there cookies?

PM5K
11-04-2009, 11:12 AM
Is it warm? Are there cookies?

Why would my anus have cookies, and why wouldn't it be warm?

BacktoBasics
11-04-2009, 11:16 AM
Why would my anus have cookies, and why wouldn't it be warm?The real question is "why wouldn't your anus have cookies".

mookie2001
11-04-2009, 11:18 AM
i cant believe people got shot before craigslist


i always put my phone number, its hard to even respond to ads without a number, it takes days and or else they wont respond, at least with a number you can move on

PM5K
11-04-2009, 11:18 AM
Even if I ate some cookies and shit it out of my anus, how would that make my anus any more enticing to you?

spurs_fan_in_exile
11-04-2009, 11:19 AM
It's Craigslist, the buyer must beware. You don't ask these questions now and then you end up putting your weiner in cold anus full of cookies, which could carry a whole new set of problems depending on the cookies and any possible food allergies.

PM5K
11-04-2009, 11:20 AM
i cant believe people got shot before craigslist


i always put my phone number, its hard to even respond to ads without a number, it takes days and or else they wont respond, at least with a number you can move on

I sell on eBay and Craigslist and I have a cellphone that allows me to check my email so I usually respond to emails within minutes, unless I'm asleep.

I don't want asshats from all over the city calling me at all hours of the night. Also, a lot of people are pretty fucking retarded, I'd prefer to read their retardation than to hear it over the phone.

Again, that's my preference. If as a buyer you prefer to deal with people that list phone numbers in their ads, by all means do so, I couldn't care less.

PM5K
11-04-2009, 11:21 AM
It's Craigslist, the buyer must beware. You don't ask these questions now and then you end up putting your weiner in cold anus full of cookies, which could carry a whole new set of problems depending on the cookies and any possible food allergies.

E for effort...

BacktoBasics
11-04-2009, 11:22 AM
You don't ask these questions now and then you end up putting your weiner in cold anus full of cookies.:sadpanda:

JamStone
11-04-2009, 11:26 AM
I've bought anus on Craigslist before. I wasn't happy with it but found someone on eBay to buy it from me for more than I paid.

mookie2001
11-04-2009, 11:31 AM
you respond to every email you get?


some people email back the same day, some take a week a most dont respond to more than the one that makes the deal

the internets are supposed to be quick, easy, convienent

if i wanted to play email tag id get a penpal

PM5K
11-04-2009, 11:34 AM
I'd say I respond to many of the emails I receive. I even respond to obvious scammers with a nice "FUCK OFF".

lefty
11-04-2009, 11:38 AM
I sell all kinds of shit, this particular guy was interested in various computer accessories.

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Ed Helicopter Jones
11-04-2009, 04:07 PM
It's Craigslist, the buyer must beware. You don't ask these questions now and then you end up putting your weiner in cold anus full of cookies, which could carry a whole new set of problems depending on the cookies and any possible food allergies.

:lol That was funny, son.