How come girls that are 6 or 7s are treated like 10s on this board?

[mrsmaalox]

I totally agree with your sentiments, we should convene for a cup of tea soon.

I don't care for tea much. I just get bored with the pissing contests

"your stupid"
"you suck dicks"
"you didn't spell you're right"
"I fucked your mom"

You don't get tired of that stuff over and over?

[PM5K]

I don't care for tea much. I just get bored with the pissing contests

"your stupid"
"you suck dicks"
"you didn't spell you're right"
"I fucked your mom"

You don't get tired of that stuff over and over?

Not really. I don't get a lot of that in real life so it's a funny change of pace. Maybe if you get shit like that in your every day life you'd get tired of it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"your stupid"




"you didn't spell you're right"

[koriwhat]

Fixed It For You

wtf b2b, don't go fixing my shit or not fixing my shit? i'm confused.

[koriwhat]

ahahahahaha b2b... man i am a mormon... i mean moron. haha.

i must've reread my words over and over that you quoted until just seconds ago when i put 2 and 2 together. thanks bro. haha.

[mrsmaalox]

ahahahahaha b2b... man i am a mormon... i mean moron. haha.

:lol Put down the bong, dude!

[z0sa]

You got a picture floating around here of yourself?

Don't think so.

[BacktoBasics]

:lol Put down the bong, dude!or at least pass it.

[Höfner]

or at least pass it.

My way

[koriwhat]

:lol Put down the bong, dude!

not until i cash this bowl first! :hat

[I. Hustle]

I don't care for tea much.
your stupid!
you suck dicks!
you didn't spell you're right!
I fucked your mom!




Money Maa post of the year!

[DAF86]

Prime example is the way everybody on this board kisses Katy's ass like she's the next Jessica Biel or something. She is cute enough but the attention she generates here is sad, is this board lacking that much in attractive female posters? Can any 6 post here and automatically become a 10?

I'm sure you would be all over Katy's ass if she let you.

[koriwhat]

I'm sure you would be all over Katy's ass if she let you.

i would just for the hell of it... she ain't bad. i like her style.

[I. Hustle]

i would just for the hell of it... she ain't bad. i like her style.

GTFO of here MiamiHeat/KoriWhat/Oh Crap.

[BacktoBasics]

I'm sure you would be all over Katy's ass if she let you.I would

[koriwhat]

GTFO of here MiamiHeat/KoriWhat/Oh Crap.

what? don't hate play'a! i like pussy just as much as the next man but reality is what it is...

[katyon6th]

This is all quite flattering, I must say.

:rolleyes

[BacktoBasics]

what? don't hate play'a! i like pussy just as much as the next man but reality is what it is...What exactly is that reality?

[BacktoBasics]

This is all quite flattering, I must say.

:rolleyesI resent that eyeroll

[DAF86]

This is all quite flattering, I must say.

:rolleyes

:lol sorry.

[katyon6th]

I resent that eyeroll

It was supposed to be the dancing pink elephant. Fucking emoticons! Oh well.

[katyon6th]

:lol sorry.


It's okay. Your avatar still makes me giggle.

[BacktoBasics]

It was supposed to be the dancing pink elephant. Fucking emoticons! Oh well.
well I like anything pink.

[DAF86]

It was supposed to be the dancing pink elephant. Fucking emoticons! Oh well.

Then I'm not sorry. When the worst grade you get is a six (and from only one or two guys) you should be flattered.

[katyon6th]

Then I'm not sorry. When the worst grade you get is a six (and from only one or two guys) you should be flattered.

I could care less what grade most of these assholes give me. What's most flattering is the fact oh shit felt it was necessary to start a thread about me.

:elephant

[lil'mo]

I think Spurstalk has some sort of record for most posters with least amount of attractive women. Something like that.

[mrsmaalox]

Really? So it's not just the record for the most number of unnattractive men anymore? :wow

[lil'mo]

Really? So it's not just the record for the most number of unnattractive men anymore? :wow

I forgot what I had posted earlier. :lol I guess there is just a lot of ugly on both sides of the gender fence on this forum.

[mrsmaalox]

I forgot what I had posted earlier. :lol I guess there is just a lot of ugly on both sides of the gender fence on this forum.

Well if someone would produce some evidence maybe we could all judge for ourselves! Until then, I am happy in my delusion that we are all solid 11s :tu

[koriwhat]

Really? So it's not just the record for the most number of unnattractive men anymore? :wow

shit, i know i ain't no 10, nor a 9, 8, 7, 6... i'd rank myself around a 1-5 hahaha. i'm realist motherfuckers, so why can't you all be too?

i meet people almost daily that say i look just like anthony kiedis and that shit pisses me off... mainly because that dude could pull any ass he wants and well i tend to get what i can settle for and sometimes get lucky but the ones i get lucky with(the 8+'s) turn out to be total psycho bitches.

i just want to find a chick who can suck dick good + fuck good + make me some damn mole poblano like a champ! that's all i'm asking for, why's it so hard to find such a gem?

[oh crap]

B2B will get his list when this thread hits 15 pages.

[DAF86]

B2B will get his list when this thread hits 15 pages.

Why don't you give yours? since you were the one that started this thread.

[xellos88330]

What a weird thread. I don't see anyone fawning over Katy (or anyone else) like she's a 10. It's just general playing/flirty around/interaction between males and females. Hell, 20-something year old guys flirt around with marini martini and they know she's a grandma.

The only thing that I can assume from this thread is that the OP is a "2" looking for some attention like he/she's a 6.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[The Gemini Method]

I'm kind've new to this board, so I don't know who is female and who isn't. However, this thread was pure win. The whole rating thing is definitely objective and one man's/woman's 10 doesn't always equate to another's 10. With that being said, from the limited pictures of the "somewhat" focal point, Katy, I've seen--she's cute.

Laughter, though, is abound...

[SpursWoman]

B2B will get his list when this thread hits 15 pages.

Right

[SpursWoman]

B2B will get his list when this thread hits 15 pages.


Before

[SpursWoman]

B2B will get his list when this thread hits 15 pages.


The

[SpursWoman]

B2B will get his list when this thread hits 15 pages.

Big

[SpursWoman]

B2B will get his list when this thread hits 15 pages.


Troll

[SpursWoman]

B2B will get his list when this thread hits 15 pages.


Reveal

[SpursWoman]

B2B will get his list when this thread hits 15 pages.


!

[SpursWoman]

Just trying to help get to 15 pages!

[SpursWoman]

Of course, I have mine set to 40 posts per page, so this might take a while ... I'm only on 8

[Spursfan092120]

I say she's attractive. People who start entire threads saying she's not are just wishing either a) they had her (they're a guy) or b) they were as attractive as her (they're a woman. Actually, it could be "a" either way.

[Sancha]

I'm a dime baby.

[Sancha]

At least my chocha is.

[ashbeeigh]

someone summarize this for me. I'm not reading 12 pages.

[Sancha]

someone summarize this for me. I'm not reading 12 pages.


You think you are a 10 like me but you are a 5 like Katy.

the end

[ashbeeigh]

You think you are a 10 like me but you are a 5 like Katy.

the end

Bitch please. I'm a solid 8.

[I. Hustle]

:lol

If you go by the weight of your boobs then Ash is a 10... pounder

[ashbeeigh]

:lol

If you go by the weight of your boobs then Ash is a 10... pounder


Well someone has to be a 10!

[thispego]

you're being generous, or you've had too much to drink

[CuckingFunt]

Bitch please. I'm a solid 8.

I think I just choked.

Dirty feet and golden showers result in a point deduction so high that 8 is mathematically impossible.

[koriwhat]

It became so hard for you when Prostitution became illegal. You should try to send a bill to Congress addressing your situation.

you're right... but i don't believe in politics.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

I'd have to see a pic of Katy to agree or disagree on her particularly.

But generally speaking it's true. It's kinda sad.

[apalisoc_9]

Prime example is the way everybody on this board kisses Katy's ass like she's the next Jessica Biel or something. She is cute enough but the attention she generates here is sad, is this board lacking that much in attractive female posters? Can any 6 post here and automatically become a 10?

Thanks for the Info:toast.

[TDMVPDPOY]

6-7 is the closest all the men on this board ever know, must boost them chicks to a 10 for self esteem reasons.....

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

This one is easy to answer.




This phenomenon has already been explained by Bill Simmons. It's called "press box hot".

Definition...


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=press%20box%20hot






/thread


This. If you wanna look skinny, you hang out with fat people. If you wanna look hot, you hang out with ugly people. Similar concept here.

[mojorizen7]

This. If you wanna look skinny, you hang out with fat people. If you wanna look hot, you hang out with ugly people. Similar concept here.

:toast

[symple19]

the ass kissing of the women on this board is hilarious. My guess is that the majority of the dudes who do the ass kissing are married, sad, and lonely.

[JJ Hickson]

Bitch please. I'm a solid 8.



On a scale that goes to 20 maybe.





You must have broken the other scale.

[symple19]

On a scale that goes to 20 maybe.





You must have broken the other scale.

rofl

[Homeland Security]

This is what passes for a 7 in San Antonio?

http://www.mailbling.com/mavs084.jpg

http://www.mailbling.com/mavs079.jpg

[TDMVPDPOY]

This is what passes for a 7 in San Antonio?



you go to these gtg, you h ave to say 10s man.....OR else you aint getting through the door or ur next beer

[Homeland Security]

So the basic reality we are dealing with is this ---

Most of the guys here are internet losers whom most women only pay attention to long enough to get the restraining order.

When it comes to hypothetical women or celebrities, these internet losers are incredibly discriminating about what they consider "attractive."

When it comes to actual women, someone can post a photoshopped picture of her face taken eight years ago, post some vaguely flirty comments, and be worshipped as a goddess.

Because when it comes to real women, the true standard for these internet losers is:
1) No major disfigurements or fungal growths
2) A vagina
3) Not ashbeeigh

[oh crap]

http://www.mailbling.com/mavs079.jpg

thank you. point made.

[oh crap]

When it comes to actual women, someone can post a photoshopped picture of her face taken eight years ago, post some vaguely flirty comments, and be worshipped as a goddess.



:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

:lol @ Homeland Security

[katyon6th]

Good thing I've lost some weight since then because I was a heffer.

So, turns out the point of this thread was to dig up some old GTG photos of me and insult me? WTG.

[mouse]

The only way to prove you guys know what your talking about, some of you studs in here need to post some pics of yourselves to show us all what a 9s or 10s are supposed to look like.




thank you. point made.


Now prove mine and post a pic of yourself. the folks at the gtg went to look at a spurs game they had no idea they would be part of a nation wide model hunt.

At least you have an advantage, you get to dig though your huge stash of photos to come up with your best picture of yourself or maybe better yet run to the nearest mall real quick and hit glamor shots before you post your photo.

[Homeland Security]

Good thing I've lost some weight since then because I was a heffer.

So, turns out the point of this thread was to dig up some old GTG photos of me and insult me? WTG.

Yeah, well, I'm 6'4", weigh 225 lbs. of solid ripped muscle, look like a mix between Brad Pitt, Jon Hamm, and that Twilight vampire guy, and have a ten-inch penis.

It's the internet, so who's to say that I'm not?

[Oh, Gee!!]

Re: How come girls that are 6 or 7s are treated like 10s on this board?

b/c most of us dudes are 2s or 3s at best

[katyon6th]

Yeah, well, I'm 6'4", weigh 225 lbs. of solid ripped muscle, look like a mix between Brad Pitt, Jon Hamm, and that Twilight vampire guy, and have a ten-inch penis.

It's the internet, so who's to say that I'm not?

I've never pretended to be something I'm not here. I don't post pictures on here of me that were taken 8 years ago. Quite a few posters on here know me in real life, have access to my facebook, etc. Unlike you, I don't hide behind a troll name just so you can go around the internet insulting people.

[Homeland Security]

The only way to prove you guys know what your talking about, some of you studs in here need to post some pics of yourselves to show us all what a 9s or 10s are supposed to look like.

And here's the desperate guy who always keeps some flour handy just in case he gets lucky enough to have occasion to look for the wet spot. Knight in shining armor! Oh, wait, that shine is from the grease.

[BacktoBasics]

I always pretend to be something I'm not. I thought was what we created the internet for.

[mouse]

And here's the desperate guy who always keeps some flour handy just in case he gets lucky enough to have occasion to look for the wet spot. Knight in shining armor! Oh, wait, that shine is from the grease.

Ok don't post a picture, but at least show us your badge. :tu

[TDMVPDPOY]

to the pretenders posting in this thread

post pics nao before judging other ppl in here....

whats ur definition of 10s etc....

[mrsmaalox]

Oh so what?? It's like everything else here. The more you put yourself out there, the bigger target you make. It doesn't amt to a hill of beans what any of us look like because we all hide behind this great equalizer, the internet. I've met and am friends with several folks here; but they are NEVER the ones who insult my physical attributes or lack there of. It's only the people who we have never met who are gonna take those cheap shots.

[oh crap]

Is it really that hard to spell now correctly?

[mouse]

I can see why some of you cute guys won't post any pictures of yourselves and after thinking about it, I can see how it sounds very gay for me to ask you to do so,

Well at least post some pics of your ex girlfriends so we can get an idea what an 8 or a 9 looks like, after all, I really thought Katy was a 9 or an 8 and 3/4 I don't want to make the same mistakes in the future.

[mouse]

I doubt anyone will do this.

Then why is facebook and myspace so popular?

[SpursWoman]

Then why is facebook and myspace so popular?


Because you can block the jerks from making rude comments there ... you obviously can't do that here. :spin

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I thought it was pretty well known that I have a striking resemblance to Mother Theresa?

And the Jamaican dude working the register at the gas station once said I looked like Tony Parker. That's probably the strangest and the most unrealistic comparison I've ever heard.

Odd.

[mrsmaalox]

Because you can block the jerks from making rude comments there ... you obviously can't do that here. :spin

True, but for the most part if you don't make rude comments (there are exceptions I know) to others, you won't get them back.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Easy, Sanchize.

[MB20]

I look like Beno "manpurse" Udrih.

[Fpoonsie]

Years ago, while working at JC Penney's, I was told I bared a striking resemblance to Clay Aiken. Having no idea who this guy was aside from her telling me he was a finalist on American Idol, I had no idea how to react other than to assume my day was made.

After arriving home, I googled "Clay Aiken", and my day was effectively ruined.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I'd never wear a white suit.

Dig the lid, though.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

No, and I don't look anything like him. Which is why the words strangest, unrealistic and odd appeared in the post.

[Homeland Security]

I can see why some of you cute guys won't post any pictures of yourselves and after thinking about it, I can see how it sounds very gay for me to ask you to do so,

Well at least post some pics of your ex girlfriends so we can get an idea what an 8 or a 9 looks like, after all, I really thought Katy was a 9 or an 8 and 3/4 I don't want to make the same mistakes in the future.
Women are nice to you because you're kind of funny and very easy to pity, not because they want to sleep with you, so drop the chivalry schtick.

[I. Hustle]

Since you other guys are punks I will post my pic.

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/stars/luis_guzman.jpg

[Homeland Security]

Years ago, while working at JC Penney's, I was told I bared a striking resemblance to Clay Aiken. Having no idea who this guy was aside from her telling me he was a finalist on American Idol, I had no idea how to react other than to assume my day was made.

After arriving home, I googled "Clay Aiken", and my day was effectively ruined.
I think the guy was hitting on you.

[Kori Ellis]

The funniest thing in this thread is oh crap and Homeland Security having to use their troll names to bash the girls here rather than logging onto their regular screen names. What's the point? So you can flirt with the same girls later? :lol

[BacktoBasics]

The funniest thing in this thread is oh crap and Homeland Security having to use their troll names to bash the girls here rather than logging onto their regular screen names. What's the point? So you can flirt with the same girls later? :lol:toast

[oh crap]

Women are nice to you because you're kind of funny and very easy to pity, not because they want to sleep with you, so drop the chivalry schtick.

:lmao

Pure gold.

[Homeland Security]

The funniest thing in this thread is oh crap and Homeland Security having to use their troll names to bash the girls here rather than logging onto their regular screen names. What's the point? So you can flirt with the same girls later? :lol
Who's to say which username is the real person and which one is the carefully cultivated character?

[mrsmaalox]

Isn't something big supposed to happen when this thread makes 15 pages?

[SpursWoman]

Who's to say which username is the real person and which one is the carefully cultivated character?

Well whichever ... both are awfully bitter. :toast

[I. Hustle]

The funniest thing in this thread is oh crap and Homeland Security having to use their troll names to bash the girls here rather than logging onto their regular screen names. What's the point? So you can flirt with the same girls later? :lol

LOL the classic set 'em up and knock 'em down routine. On the internet you can do both. At a bar or club you just go talk to chicks and have one buddy act like a jerk with them while you look like the good guy and tell him to calm down and you don't talk to girls like that blah blah blah.

[Trainwreck2100]

oh crap

[I. Hustle]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/masi-oka-oh-crap.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

Who's to say which username is the real person and which one is the carefully cultivated character?

Whatever makes you feel better :rolleyes


I just don't get it.

I understand that you guys don't think the girls at SpursTalk are 10s (pointless -- no one is acting like 10s). But I don't understand wanting to make a thread like this just to criticize someone's looks.

I don't know... maybe I'm just a little too nice, but I don't see that point of trying to bring women down who have never done anything to you.

[mrsmaalox]

Whatever makes you feel better :rolleyes


I just don't get it.

I understand that you guys don't think the girls at SpursTalk are 10s (pointless -- no one is acting like 10s). But I don't understand wanting to make a thread like this just to criticize someone's looks.

I don't know... maybe I'm just a little too nice, but I don't see that point of trying to bring women down who have never done anything to you.

And just as bad, they also try to bring women down they have never met or even seen! Strange.

[SpursWoman]

And just as bad, they also try to bring women down they have never met or even seen! Strange.


No one has met or seen the OP, so I guess it's only fair...? :wtf

[I. Hustle]

See that is why I just put everyone down. That way Kori and Maalox can't say that I just pick on women.

Dude isn't going to post a pic of himself so why does he give two craps about how the chicks on here look? If they are hot all he is going to do is whack off to the pics because it's not like he would have the balls to meet them.

[mrsmaalox]

No one has met or seen the OP, so I guess it's only fair...? :wtf

So it would be fair for me to assume he is an Adonis?

*swoon*

[SpursWoman]

So it would be fair for me to assume he is an Adonis?

*swoon*

I know who it is ... and that is definitely not the mental picture I have of this person. By a long shot. :lol

[katyon6th]

As Kori said, what's most baffling is the fact that no one on here treats me like I'm a "10". And I certainly have never claimed to be one, let alone a 6 or 7.

[Whisky Dog]

This thread turned ultra gay

[Whisky Dog]

All you need is 4 2s and you've got an 8. 4 2s are easy to come by.

[Whisky Dog]

There are plenty of 2s here

[I. Hustle]

Just because you want to bone a chick doesn't mean she is a 10. It just means you are a horny bastard that wants some tang. What's wrong with that?

[koriwhat]

here i am in all my splendor... haha. drunk at some open bar party thing 2 yrs ago. i still got the hair and nowadays i'm trying to bulk up and build muscle, you can see why.
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/24/l_daa04e3236a942060f61b60c6a621698.jpg

here's a pic of my psycho ex...(fat ol' ass & big ass tits but was a slut to the extreme with a bad case of crazy)
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/61/m_9697c2e23fb9c3a95ce58d80ed9d457d.jpg

the brazilian...
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/39/m_8c4dbd4a3d8482b1c71e86551929a9d2.jpg

sorry i can't find anymore.

blast away!

[lebomb]

here i am in all my splendor... haha. drunk at some open bar party thing 2 yrs ago. i still got the hair and nowadays i'm trying to bulk up and build muscle, you can see why.
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/24/l_daa04e3236a942060f61b60c6a621698.jpg

here's a pic of my psycho ex...(fat ol' ass & big ass tits but was a slut to the extreme with a bad case of crazy)
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/61/m_9697c2e23fb9c3a95ce58d80ed9d457d.jpg

the brazilian...
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/39/m_8c4dbd4a3d8482b1c71e86551929a9d2.jpg

sorry i can't find anymore.

blast away!


That is your real hair?? :depressed

.................oh and the psycho chick and brazilian are about 7.5-8's IMHO. Not bad :hat

[koriwhat]

^ yep my real hair... it's actually longer nowadays. almost to my ass with a bit of grey in it due to the chaotic relationship i had with that beast of a woman above.

[Homeland Security]

Look who cares about singling out whether an individual poster is attractive. It's not the point.

Call it like the Maggie Gyllenhaal factor. In any discussion of celebrity hotness, 90% of guys will think she is nothing special, ugly, wouldn't hit it, whatever. If the same guys knew an actual person who looked like Maggie Gyllenhaal, she would be the hottest woman they know or close to it and they would kiss her ass.

[JudynTX]

Hey, you're that dude from the Red Hot Chili Peppers. :D

[Sancha]

Aye papi you are handsome. Would you like to maybe have sex sometimes? Not a relationship though. I only get involved with married men.

[koriwhat]

Aye papi you are handsome. Would you like to maybe have sex sometimes? Not a relationship though. I only get involved with married men.

i don't play with sharpies but... no relationship? tight! do i have to actually tell people we fucked? if no, i'm down! haha.

come on mami, come and get you some carne guey!

[koriwhat]

Hey, you're that dude from the Red Hot Chili Peppers. :D

won't be the last time i've heard that... give it away!

[Sancha]

Not if you are going to be a puto about it. Some of the guys on here will tell you what you are missing you joto. All you had to say was yes, you didn't have to insult me.

[koriwhat]

Look who cares about singling out whether an individual poster is attractive. It's not the point.

Call it like the Maggie Gyllenhaal factor. In any discussion of celebrity hotness, 90% of guys will think she is nothing special, ugly, wouldn't hit it, whatever. If the same guys knew an actual person who looked like Maggie Gyllenhaal, she would be the hottest woman they know or close to it and they would kiss her ass.

i'm sorry but i don't find any truth to your statement... that bitch is butt fuckin' ugly! not to say attraction can't happen in due time because i know i've been attracted to chicks i didn't care for at first but that chick wouldn't get my attention right at the start unless she just wanted to fool around in which case i'm pretty down with that with any half decent chick. pussy is pussy!

[Homeland Security]

i don't play with sharpies but... no relationship? tight! do i have to actually tell people we fucked? if no, i'm down! haha.

come on mami, come and get you some carne guey!
You don't have to tell anyone; the sores give it away.

[koriwhat]

Not if you are going to be a puto about it. Some of the guys on here will tell you what you are missing you joto. All you had to say was yes, you didn't have to insult me.

don't worry sancha... i like my mexican women to know espanol and not texmex they picked up at their local las palapas.

[Homeland Security]

i'm sorry but i don't find any truth to your statement... that bitch is butt fuckin' ugly! not to say attraction can't happen in due time because i know i've been attracted to chicks i didn't care for at first but that chick wouldn't get my attention right at the start unless she just wanted to fool around in which case i'm pretty down with that with any half decent chick. pussy is pussy!
I know; it's tough to admit when you identify personally with a general description of a loser. Denial is the first stage of grief.

[koriwhat]

time to drink my shakes... mmm mmm mmm.

[Sancha]

You don't have to tell anyone; the sores give it away.


I told you that shit would come off with the stuff I gave you from the curandera down the street.

[koriwhat]

I know; it's tough to admit when you identify personally with a general description of a loser. Denial is the first stage of grief.

ah you've hurt my little feelings... ah how rude.

i ain't denying that bitch is fugly x 10! you sir should check yourself but then again denial is the first stage of grief.

[Sancha]

don't worry sancha... i like my mexican women to know espanol and not texmex they picked up at their local las palapas.


Who the hell asked you puto? Quien te dijo que soy Mexicana? Yo soy pura Cubana y no te olvides.

[koriwhat]

Who the hell asked you puto? Quien te dijo que soy Mexicana? Yo soy pura Cubana y no te olvides.

that's more like it!

[TDMVPDPOY]

6s 7s 8s 9s 10s

i dont discriminate avg to hot chicks, i believe in equal opportunity....hahahhaha

[Fpoonsie]

I think the guy was hitting on you.

It was actually an old lady. Regardless, it was JUST as unwelcome.

[Stringer_Bell]

I've noticed that a good number of fellow men believe women similar to Megan Fox/Angelina Jolie to be 10s. One theory is that it's because they are turned on by the aggressive sexuality of their looks, a kind of masculine trait that those dudes can attach themselves to because it reflects their deep desires for a "strong" sexual counterpart to be dominated by.

Normal looking women, thus, begin at 5 and depending on actual ugliness and the judge's subconscious homosexuality, range from 1-10.

ANYWAY...when taking into the ratings, you must always remember that "morning face" is the most important. If a bitch don't look good enough to wake up next to in the morning (8-10), find a better bitch yo. Or, get two 5s, cuz that's about as good as one 10. Maybe better?

[koriwhat]

Megan Fox/Angelina Jolie

don't get me wrong, i'd fuck both but i definitely don't see either as a 10, especially not jolie. i don't find jolie to be hot at all... too skinny, white, and has no ass!

[koriwhat]

so i'm the only one to post pics so far. hmm...

[The Reckoning]

im 4cc's description but a better looking version of it

[BacktoBasics]

here i am in all my splendor... haha. drunk at some open bar party thing 2 yrs ago. i still got the hair and nowadays i'm trying to bulk up and build muscle, you can see why.
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/24/l_daa04e3236a942060f61b60c6a621698.jpg

here's a pic of my psycho ex...(fat ol' ass & big ass tits but was a slut to the extreme with a bad case of crazy)
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/61/m_9697c2e23fb9c3a95ce58d80ed9d457d.jpg

the brazilian...
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/39/m_8c4dbd4a3d8482b1c71e86551929a9d2.jpg

sorry i can't find anymore.

blast away!Ever thought about waxing those caterpillars above your eyes?

[BacktoBasics]

...and PM some nudes of either of those gals.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

The Brazilian looks like Padma.

[koriwhat]

Ever thought about waxing those caterpillars above your eyes?

nope and don't care to either. it's not a big deal to me to look all gay or what you might call metrosexual. i gets mine regardless.

[koriwhat]

...and PM some nudes of either of those gals.

i only have nudes of the psycho but those are for my friends and i. haha. :king

[I. Hustle]

Out of curiousity what is the psychos first name?

[koriwhat]

Out of curiousity what is the psychos first name?

why, you fuck that bitch too? darlene.

[I. Hustle]

why, you fuck that bitch too? darlene.

Thought so. HHHHMMMMM


psycho bitch huh? ok

[BacktoBasics]

i only have nudes of the psycho but those are for my friends and i. haha. :kingDon't be prissy. Send them over. We're all adults here. I may poke but I'm a fan of your material. We're all friends here.

[Fpoonsie]

Don't be prissy. Send them over. We're all adults here. I may poke but I'm a fan of your material. We're all friends here.

:lol

B2B sure plays nice fast when the possibility of nudie pics are on the table.

[Stringer_Bell]

Thought so. HHHHMMMMM


psycho bitch huh? ok

Oh noes! Is RL drama gonna start over forum posts? :rolleyes

Or are you Darlene? :wow

[BacktoBasics]

:lol

B2B sure plays nice fast when the possibility of nudie pics are on the table.
I do what I can.

[I. Hustle]

i only have nudes of the psycho but those are for my friends and i. haha. :king


Don't be prissy. Send them over. We're all adults here. I may poke but I'm a fan of your material. We're all friends here.

Yeah. I'd recommend that you didn't do that.

[Stringer_Bell]

Yeah. I'd recommend that you didn't do that.

What are you going to do about it? If you're offended the dude called her a psycho bitch, I bet he said it to her face already so it's not like he's got much to lose. :whine

[I. Hustle]

What are you going to do about it? If you're offended the dude called her a psycho bitch, I bet he said it to her face already so it's not like he's got much to lose. :whine

Nah, he doesn't have the balls to say it to her face. I never made threats just a recommendation. I wouldn't have to do anything because she would do it herself, ask him.
Why are you so worried about what I am going to do about it? You afraid I'm going to mess up his mouth and he won't be able to go down on you? Don't sweat it dude I don't plan on doing anything to him.

[I. Hustle]

Why the hell am I arguing with a troll?

[Ginofan]

Stringer Bell was the man till Omar came and tore his shit up. Omar is one baaaad mofo.

[koriwhat]

Thought so. HHHHMMMMM


psycho bitch huh? ok

you know the bitch? are you kidding me? holy shit!

[Kori Ellis]

Yeah. I'd recommend that you didn't do that.

You know his ex?

[koriwhat]

Nah, he doesn't have the balls to say it to her face.

are you sure about that? i've said plenty to her but it's all in the past... i wish to never see that ho again in my life. are you the one who fucked up and knocked the bitch up? haha.


I wouldn't have to do anything because she would do it herself, ask him.

yeah she's good at fabricating stories and getting the fuzz included.

:lmao

[lebomb]

Darlene!!! Thats her name! Awww man.....LOL. I thought so too, cant believe it.

[koriwhat]

You know his ex?

this thread, in lack of better words, just got EPIC!

[koriwhat]

Darlene!!! Thats her name! Awww man.....LOL. I thought so too, cant believe it.

ah hahaha.

[koriwhat]

Yeah. I'd recommend that you didn't do that.

and why's that? they're my pics; i took 'em! :king

[to21]

:corn:

[koriwhat]

suspense... i love it. come on IHustle... give me the scoop!

[mouse]

Look who cares about singling out whether an individual poster is attractive. It's not the point.

"Call it like the Maggie Gyllenhaal factor".



in your case try ... "Call it like the Homeland Security's daughter factor".

Trust me allot of you just don't get it , your to young right now.....when you get older and your daughters picture is floating around on a Sports forum
and some new trolls come around and say she looks like a unwashed fat greasy hog, you wouldn't want her friends in the forum to go to bat for her calling her a 8.2 even though she's really a 4.7?
:wakeup

[koriwhat]

i'll make you a deal B2B... if IHustle knows that bitch's full name and age I will send you some nudes of her. haha.

[lebomb]

suspense... i love it. come on IHustle... give me the scoop!


Yeah, I was bullshittin.............dont know her. Hey cmon I Hustle, spill lebeans. :wakeup

[The Reckoning]

apparently many-a-man knows her

[lebomb]

if IHustle knows that bitch's full name and age I will send you some nudes of her. haha.


Hey, what about me? I wanna see, I wanna see!!!

[koriwhat]

apparently many-a-man knows her

that ain't no lie. she was cheating on me and then after we stopped officially talkin' i'd see her around town weekly with a new dude.

her whole objective was to get pregnant and cause some poor dude hell for the rest of his life... thank god our little thing we had didn't last long and i am in the clear! as for whoever knocked her up, pray hard brotha!

[mouse]

Hey bro... don't stop Believing? :lmao

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/24/l_daa04e3236a942060f61b60c6a621698.jpg

[koriwhat]

Hey, what about me? I wanna see, I wanna see!!!

youre on the list too. haha.

[lebomb]

youre on the list too. haha.



:hat ........................I Hustle.............get your ass in here!!!!!

[koriwhat]

Hey bro... don't stop Believing? :lmao

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/9.jpg

[koriwhat]

IHustle, I see you! come on already...

[MannyIsGod]

This thread needs more I. Hustle desperately.

[I. Hustle]

I just got off the phone dude and there is a lot more to the story than what you are saying. Don't act like a little victim dude.

[BacktoBasics]

This thread needs more I. Hustle desperately.:lmao

This thread is like one amazing vomit filled roller coaster.

[to21]

Like I said....

:corn:

[koriwhat]

I just got off the phone dude and there is a lot more to the story than what you are saying. Don't act like a little victim dude.

if you really know this chick i feel for you... and i laugh at the expense of people so gullible like you. that bitch is probably the best liar i have ever met in my life but what she lacks is a brain to back it all up. she has nice curves and a pretty face but that doesn't make up for her psychotic behavior.

if you really do know her i'd love to hear about yall's little convo.

btw, i'm not playing the victim but i surely was the victim. i'm just glad i didn't spend money on that tramp!

[lebomb]

I just got off the phone dude and there is a lot more to the story than what you are saying. Don't act like a little victim dude.


Oh shit! Its gettin good now! :corn:

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I don't buy it.

Looking like a weak attempt thus far.

[koriwhat]

I don't buy it.

Looking like a weak attempt thus far.

i think so too... IHustle great at weak retorts.

[to21]

This might be like one of those fake beefs rappers do to spice shit up.

[The Reckoning]

I don't buy it.

Looking like a weak attempt thus far.


i agree

[koriwhat]

ok everyone who wants to see this bitch naked raise your hand... i'm just waiting on a confirmation name and age check from idonthustle.

[koriwhat]

my thread now bitches! this shit's turning into a 10.

[to21]

^ ahem.

[koriwhat]

how can this day get better? first a thread like this, then tgif chicken fingers, and later on a spurs game... holy hell. greatest day ever!

[lil'mo]

You morons should know not to bet on ihustle. He will only dissappoint.

[oh crap]

my thread now bitches! this shit's turning into a 10.

Ahem

[lebomb]

how can this day get better? first a thread like this, then tgif chicken fingers, and later on a spurs game... holy hell. greatest day ever!

:clap

[I. Hustle]

if you really know this chick i feel for you... and i laugh at the expense of people so gullible like you. that bitch is probably the best liar i have ever met in my life but what she lacks is a brain to back it all up. she has nice curves and a pretty face but that doesn't make up for her psychotic behavior.

if you really do know her i'd love to hear about yall's little convo.

btw, i'm not playing the victim but i surely was the victim. i'm just glad i didn't spend money on that tramp!

That's some sick shit dude. I am not doing to this to make this "your thread" and I have known her WAY longer than you so there is nothing and never will be anything going on between us.
You bitches can call my "retorts" weak or whatever but I am not trying to drag this shit out. Sorry to disappoint but the rest of this conversation will be through PM.

[The Reckoning]

awwwwww I thought it gonbe He-Mann!


:depressed:depressed:depressed

[BacktoBasics]

Send me the nudes just to spite I. Hustle. It'll piss him off when I refuse to share with him. It'll be the ultimate win for you.

[to21]

Anthony Kiedis is full of shit, he's got no pics.

[koriwhat]

That's some sick shit dude.

nah what's sick & pathetic is being her friend if that's what you truly are. i don't buy this shit for one minute.


I am not doing to this to make this "your thread"

don't worry cause i already called it!


I have known her WAY longer than you so there is nothing and never will be anything going on between us.

you mean to tell me as big of a slut as she is she won't even go for you? damn you must be a 1 or a 2 at best. fuck!


Sorry to disappoint but the rest of this conversation will be through PM.

don't bother PM me cause i fuckin' hate PM's!

[koriwhat]

Anthony Kiedis is full of shit, he's got no pics.

i'm about to "give it away" to b2b and lebomb. hahaha

[lil'mo]

That's some sick shit dude. I am not doing to this to make this "your thread" and I have known her WAY longer than you so there is nothing and never will be anything going on between us.
You bitches can call my "retorts" weak or whatever but I am not trying to drag this shit out. Sorry to disappoint but the rest of this conversation will be through PM.

:lmao PUSSY! Why does this shit not surprise me. The line is blurred now between who the bigger loser is. ihustle or b2b.

[I. Hustle]

Send me the nudes just to spite I. Hustle. It'll piss him off when I refuse to share with him. It'll be the ultimate win for you.

Fuck you dude! I had your back with all kinds of shit and now you are going to say shit like that for nudes that he doesn't really have?

[koriwhat]

i should've kept IdontHustle on ignore but i'm glad i didn't or else this thread would be someone's besides mine by now.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Why would anyone care, or for that matter not even know, that a friend they knew WAY longer was a lying whore?

I've seen better.

[I. Hustle]

nah what's sick & pathetic is being her friend if that's what you truly are. i don't buy this shit for one minute.



don't worry cause i already called it!



you mean to tell me as big of a slut as she is she won't even go for you? damn you must be a 1 or a 2 at best. fuck!



don't bother PM me cause i fuckin' hate PM's!


For real though stop trying to drag this shit out. She is not just a friend you little shit. I don't know how you are acting all big shit as small as you are.

[Steve Perry]

Hey bro... don't stop Believing? :lmao

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/24/l_daa04e3236a942060f61b60c6a621698.jpg

The dude paid you a compliment esse!


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/dont-stop2.jpg

[koriwhat]

Fuck you dude! I had your back with all kinds of shit and now you are going to say shit like that for nudes that he doesn't really have?

you know you wanna see them... and yes, i'm no liar, i do have a few pictures on my phone and at my pad. i don't really look at them but they sure do make me laugh when i think of the possibilities of what my creative mind can conjure up in regard to revenge.

[Kori Ellis]

Ehh.. this thread is getting a little weird now. Let's just simmer down on passing around nudes of the girl that both IH and KW banged. If IH knows her, he should just have her come in the thread to defend herself :lol and leave it at that.

[koriwhat]

She is not just a friend you little shit. I don't know how you are acting all big shit as small as you are.

what is she to you? hahaha... thus far a figment of your imagination.

as for being small... i was big enough to fill her holes.

[Höfner]

Post the nudes and stop fuckin around, Kori's getting impatient

[oh crap]

i should've kept IdontHustle on ignore but i'm glad i didn't or else this thread would be someone's besides mine by now.

Are you a tard or something? You are just a parasite feeding off of my creation. Start your own thread and see if it gets past 2 pages.

[koriwhat]

he should just have her come in the thread to defend herself :lol and leave it at that.

i never thought this thread could get much better but kori i think you're onto something... the bad thing is the bitch only knows how to use myspace. haha. forums would be too complicated for her itty bitty brain.

[SpursWoman]

If IH knows her, he should just have her come in the thread to defend herself :lol and leave it at that.


If I were a betting woman, I'd say she's a relative of some sort. Cousin? Sister?

[to21]

i'm about to "give it away" to b2b and lebomb. hahahaWell then "dont stop" there and hook a brotha up.

[koriwhat]

Are you a tard or something? You are just a parasite feeding off of my creation. Start your own thread and see if it gets past 2 pages.

without me you'd be stuck at page 1.

[BacktoBasics]

Fuck you dude! I had your back with all kinds of shit and now you are going to say shit like that for nudes that he doesn't really have?Vagina shots or I. Hustle's loyalty.

Tough decision.

[koriwhat]

If I were a betting woman, I'd say she's a relative of some sort. Cousin?

doubtful... only family here that she has is her mother, father(supposedly a chester), and her little bro. she's from cali which drove me crazy cause she would give me shit about the spurs all the time even though she knew jack shit about bball. she was just a bitch like that but that's something i can deal with but all her other bs wasn't.

[Höfner]

Vagina shots or I. Hustle's loyalty.

Tough decision.

Married a while I see.

[lebomb]

i'm about to "give it away" to b2b and lebomb. hahaha

OK.............now how is this transaction going down ? :hat

[Fpoonsie]

Are you a tard or something? You are just a parasite feeding off of my creation. Start your own thread and see if it gets past 2 pages.


without me you'd be stuck at page 1.

What an odd dick measuring contest. The consistent misogyny-filled contributions from each of you was enough to convince most of the posters that you both spent the majority of your nights stroking your 3 inches to looped Barbara Walters' Sean Connery interviews, but now...

Christ.

[DisAsTerBot]

what is she to you? hahaha... thus far a figment of your imagination.

as for being small... i was big enough to fill her holes.

:lol

[koriwhat]

OK.............now how is this transaction going down ? :hat

we gotta meet up like craigslist users do... you get 10 seconds to look at my phone and b2b gets 10 seconds. hahaha. but seriously, if you get the full name and age out of IdontHustle then i'm down to share. one mans trash is another mans misfortune.

[koriwhat]

What an odd dick measuring contest. The consistent misogyny-filled contributions from each of you was enough to convince most of the posters that you both spent the majority of your nights stroking your 3 inches to looped Barbara Walters' Sean Connery interviews, but now...

Christ.

god damnit... ousted again! touche!

[lebomb]

we gotta meet up like craigslist users do... you get 10 seconds to look at my phone and b2b gets 10 seconds. hahaha. but seriously, if you get the full name and age out of IdontHustle then i'm down to share. one mans trash is another mans misfortune.


Its cool...............I will just have to wait till I get home :perv: (wifey)

[Darlene]

i never thought this thread could get much better but kori i think you're onto something... the bad thing is the bitch only knows how to use myspace. haha. forums would be too complicated for her itty bitty brain.

Now what, "koriwhat"?

I have been registered on this forum for a couple months. So I figured it out a while ago.

Tell me.. what did I do that was so psycho?

And please.. you know why you keep the nudes on your phone.. it's not to laugh.

[The Reckoning]

:rollin

(1000th post)

[koriwhat]

ahahaha there's a darlene troll in our midst. holy shit i can't get away from the bitch!

[Darlene]

ahahaha there's a darlene troll in our midst. holy shit i can't get away from the bitch!

Tell them how you begged me back and cried like a bitch. ahahaha

[koriwhat]

ah fuck now i'm gonna have this bitch's face following me around ST all the time? fuck! god damnit IdontHustle or Mouse... who is it? hahaha

[Darlene]

ah fuck now i'm gonna have this bitch's face following me around ST all the time? fuck! god damnit IdontHustle or Mouse... who is it? hahaha
I have been following you around here for a few months already... I just decided to post, since you have been so obsessed with me today.

[koriwhat]

i'm sorry darlene troll but i definitely have to put you on ignore... i don't want to see your face 24/7. ignore in 3...2...1...

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

Excellent troll.

[lebomb]

:lmao .............................

I can see it now............koriwhat and Darlene in a few months :married: .............two weeks after :pimpslap

[Steve Perry]

Are you a tard or something? You are just a parasite feeding off of my creation. Start your own thread and see if it gets past 2 pages.


This is interent gold,

:corn:

[MannyIsGod]

Anyone else desperately hoping that's not a troll?

[Darlene]

:lmao .............................

I can see it now............koriwhat and Darlene in a few months :married: .............two weeks after :pimpslap
:lol I could never marry a guy who needs the little blue pill to keep up with me.

[koriwhat]

ah so much better... my ignore list just jumped to 2. it would be 3 if i still had IdontHustle on there but i am glad i took him off or else this gem of a thread would've went nowhere. thanks for the contribution IdontHustle.

[Fpoonsie]

Anyone else desperately hoping that's not a troll?

Well, her join date was 9-5-09, FWIW.

Can that be tampered w/ by whoever starts an account?

[I. Hustle]

I thought it took a couple of days to make a troll. Or so I've heard.

either way that is not her.

[koriwhat]

:lmao .............................

I can see it now............koriwhat and Darlene in a few months :married: .............two weeks after :pimpslap

fuck that! plus i ain't no ones baby daddy!

[lebomb]

fuck that! plus i ain't no ones baby daddy!

:baby hahahaha................. yeah, fuck that.

[koriwhat]

whoa so fuckin' odd right now... hahaha. i just heard my boss pickup the phone and say, "darlene, my secretary said you called?"

hahaha.

[Darlene]

Well, her join date was 9-5-09, FWIW.

Can that be tampered w/ by whoever starts an account?

I joined back in September. I don't usually log in and just lurk. Today I added the avatar, the title and started posting. I couldn't resist, when this freak started saying he's going to pass around nude pics of me that he "doesn't really look at". please... I wish I could upload some of his voicemail messages so you guys could here this guy begging me to stay with him.

[koriwhat]

why you wanna be my friend on here IdontHustle?

[koriwhat]

ahahaha fuck you darlene! ignore is such a wonderful thing.

[Fpoonsie]

I'm still pretty sure it's someone's troll, but that being said...

Well done.

[to21]

The last 4 visitor(s) to this page were:

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=1846)
Fpoonsie (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11760)
koriwhat (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=10674)
to21 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5204)

If you are ignoring her, why visit profile?

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

Epic - so epic.

[BacktoBasics]

Anyone else desperately hoping that's not a troll?She would win POTW hands down.

[Big Worm]

The last 4 visitor(s) to this page were:

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=1846)
Fpoonsie (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11760)
koriwhat (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=10674)
to21 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5204)

If you are ignoring her, why visit profile?

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/MyNigga1.jpg

[BacktoBasics]

The last 4 visitor(s) to this page were:

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=1846)
Fpoonsie (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11760)
koriwhat (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=10674)
to21 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5204)

If you are ignoring her, why visit profile?Can you imagine the size of the duece in his shorts when he looked at the join date.

[I. Hustle]

Well, that might not be a troll.


Either way this shit just got bad. D I am really sorry for even bringing it up. If anything this was my fault. If I wouldn't have commented then it would have been overlooked. I don't even know what to say.

[Dr. Gonzo]

haha This is amusing.

[koriwhat]

Can you imagine the size of the duece in his shorts when he looked at the join date.

i went to that profile to put that troll on ignore... nothing more nothing less. btw, does the join date really say 9-5-09? hahaha. good job! :tu