worst "comedians" ever.

[koriwhat]

let me start...

dane crook
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/dane-cook/pictures/dane-cook-picture-1.jpg
-nice shirt fag! where'd you buy that at, hot topic you fuckin' wannabe.

ned "carlos" mencia(not mexican!)
http://www.holamun2.com/files/images/mun2-images/shows/vivo/vivo-carlos-mencia.jpg
-fat fuckin' frog lookin' motherfucker!

jeff dunham
http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/jeff-dunham-243x270.jpg
-same stupid face he makes when he is doing his act... i thought ventriloquists can't move or open their mouths? this dude obviously learned the wrong way.

cedric the "not-so-entertaining" entertainer
http://www.comedycouch.com/images/interview_photos/centertainer.jpg
-"thank you steve harvey! i owe my whole shitty career to you and your teasin' me on your steve harvey show. man what a dumbfuck pussy i played on that show."

[Viva Las Espuelas]

yep to all, but i like dunham. he's been around a long time and i'm a fan of the jalapeno.......................................... .................on a steek

[florige]

Wanda Sykes. And she is getting her own show?!:rolleyes

[Death In June]

You forgot all those catch phrase spewing mother fuckers - the 'rednecks' of comedy or whatever it is they call themselves. Also, carrot top.

[koriwhat]

Wanda Sykes. And she is getting her own show?!:rolleyes

i don't know what you mean... bitch be mad funny!

[koriwhat]

You forgot all those catch phrase spewing mother fuckers - the 'rednecks' of comedy or whatever it is they call themselves. Also, you forgot carrot top.

i was waiting for you to mention those cocksuckers. i agree totally with your sentiments.

[PM5K]

Used to like Mencia, don't anymore.

[koriwhat]

Used to like Mencia, don't anymore.

why? oh yeah, because he's a fuckin' loser who can't come up with his own material and lies about every goddamn thing he says? ah that's right. fuck that puto! cheeky fuckin' fresa.

[BacktoBasics]

John Leguiziamo or however you spell it is a great actor but a shitty comedian.

[mrsmaalox]

Dane Cook is cute. Not funny, but cute.

[sonic21]

never heard of them

[mrsmaalox]

You forgot all those catch phrase spewing mother fuckers - the 'rednecks' of comedy or whatever it is they call themselves. Also, carrot top.

I think the one that says "They call me Tater Salad" is pretty funny. He just talks like a drunk, doesn't try too hard like the others do.

[PM5K]

Yeah that's basically it.

I used to defend his joke stealing when it was typical Mexican jokes like when your mother throws a chancla at you, which is a joke that every Hispanic comedian has told.

Then I saw him stealing a Bill Cosby joke, and the worst part of it wasn't the thievery, rather it was how poorly his version of the joke was.

In the Cosby version of the joke there are a few moments to laugh throughout, but in the Mencia joke you only laugh at the punch line, and even then it's not that funny.

You really suck when you steal other people's jokes, and then fail at doing so successfully.

[Kermit]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/Rosie_O%27Donnell_by_David_Shankbone.jpg/618px-Rosie_O%27Donnell_by_David_Shankbone.jpg

What? You don't think I'm funny? I'll fucking eat you bitch!!!!!!!!

[BlackSwordsMan]

seth rogan

[DisAsTerBot]

agree with everyone's choices so far.

how bout best comedian??
my vote. at least for semi recently.

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg221/cccchris007/mitch1.jpg

[CosmicCowboy]

I think the one that says "They call me Tater Salad" is pretty funny. He just talks like a drunk, doesn't try too hard like the others do.

Ron White is just funny as hell. Larry the Cable Guy made 38 million last year...

[I. Hustle]

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[koriwhat]

agree with everyone's choices so far.

how bout best comedian??
my vote. at least for semi recently.

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg221/cccchris007/mitch1.jpg

don't fuck my thread up disasterbot! hahaha :king

[BacktoBasics]

Ron White is just funny as hell. Larry the Cable Guy made 38 million last year...All that does is confirm how watered down and moronic average America is these days. Neither of those clowns are really funny.

[stretch]

every female comedian sucks ass. seriously. ive never laughed at a female comedian.

not once.

[CosmicCowboy]

All that does is confirm how watered down and moronic average America is these days. Neither of those clowns are really funny.

Each to his own. I still think Ron White is funny. I guess I'm just not as smart and sophisticated as you and Manny...:lol

[Strike]

I think Ron White is funny. I used to think Bill Engvall was pretty good. Never liked Foxworthy or Larry the cable guy.

I agree with the OP. Dane Cook, Mencia, Cedric, they all suck balls. Sadly, the ratio of good new comedians to old or dead comedians is very very poor. 3 out of 5 of my all time favorite stand-ups are now dead and no one current comes close to Sam Kinison, George Carlin or Bill Hicks.

[Strike]

every female comedian sucks ass. seriously. ive never laughed at a female comedian.

not once.

Brett Butler was funny in her early days (pre "Grace Under Fire") but she's the only female comic that ever got a laugh out of me.

[mookie2001]

at least female comics are better than female rappers


its Mencia, he is the exact opposite of funny


Cook gets a bad rap because of his hair, the way he dresses and the way he jumps around and talks with his hand on stage. hes not that bad, nothing special but funny still

[stretch]

Brett Butler was funny in her early days (pre "Grace Under Fire") but she's the only female comic that ever got a laugh out of me.

pussy

[stretch]

at least female comics are better than female rappers

gosh is there anything worse than female rappers?

[mookie2001]

no

guantanamo wasted all that time torturing when all they needed was once "bad bitch" rapping about her twat and her purse

[AussieFanKurt]

dane cook is woeful

[Strike]

at least female comics are better than female rappers


its Mencia, he is the exact opposite of funny


Cook gets a bad rap because of his hair, the way he dresses and the way he jumps around and talks with his hand on stage. hes not that bad, nothing special but funny still

Actually, Cook gets a bad rap because he's not funny.

[The Reckoning]

dane cook was like the justin timberlake of comedians

even people who never listened to comedians in their lives knew about him because of pop culture labeling him as the "new" comedy.

he sucks...alright well he has a couple of funny jokes but his status is blown way out of proportion.

[Spursfan092120]

I like Dunham and Ced...and the OLD Dane Cook shit was funny..new Dane Cook is fucking stupid.

[Fermixalot]

Dane Cook is the 'hip' comedian right now. Has a few funny bits and I really enjoyed his first Comedy Central 30-minute spot, but he definitely doesn't come close to my comedic holy grail.

Carlin, Hicks, Pryor, Hedberg among others.....sadly, none of them are around any longer.

[mookie2001]

Actually, Cook gets a bad rap because he's not funny.
have to disagree, the last think im going to is defend DANE COOK. but if they guy wore regular jeans and a polo shirt or a suit, had a crew cut and he just stood still/acted normal on stage, he would be viewed very differently. all his bullshit just gives off the, im a giant chode and i like kanye west, MMA and the dallas cowboys type vibe


he does have too many sound effect/mic fart jokes, talk like a chick jokes, and "when youre fucking your chick" jokes- not funny

[Spursfan092120]

Carlin, Hicks, Pryor, Hedberg among others.....sadly, none of them are around any longer.
:depressed

[MiamiHeat]

Cedric can be funny sometimes

the rest are terrible.

[EricB]

Dunham is damn funny.

[monosylab1k]

Larry The Cable Guy is the absolute worst. But what's great about Larry The Cable Guy is how rednecks love him, not realizing that his whole act is fake and he's a Yankee from Nebraska making fun of Southerners.

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[Spursfan092120]

Larry The Cable Guy is the absolute worst. But what's great about Larry The Cable Guy is how rednecks love him, not realizing that his whole act is fake and he's a Yankee from Nebraska making fun of Southerners.

QIWO5LgUZ28
Well..he's not exactly making fun of them...he's changed his persona a couple of times...the redneck persona worked, so he went with it.

[robino2001]

I saw Robin Williams in Austin right before his heart issues earlier this year and it was one of the best events I've ever been to - sports, music, comedy, whatever... it was incredible.

That said, I know he's not a typical comedian but Craig Ferguson is one of the few people on tv that consistently delivers no matter what.

[resistanze]

Jimmy Fucking Fallon.

[The Reckoning]

I saw Robin Williams in Austin right before his heart issues earlier this year and it was one of the best events I've ever been to - sports, music, comedy, whatever... it was incredible.




his take on how the scottish invented golf is legendary

[florige]

i don't know what you mean... bitch be mad funny!


I don't know man I can't seem to make it past her annoying voice.

[koriwhat]

kathy griffin
http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/uploaded_images/kathygriffin-715304.jpg
-i only liked you in 4 rooms and only because 4 rooms was good and not because you were in it bitch!

kathy griffin
http://www.datzhott.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/andy-dick.jpg
-you suck because you look exactly like andy dick!

[Spursfan092120]

Lisa Lampanelli

Find a few youtube videos of hers but beware, she doesn't bite her tongue and it isn't family comedy either.
Actually I hate her comedy..she irritates the hell out of me.

[Dane Cook]

You all fucking suck! I hope someone shits on all of your coats!

[Death In June]

Not only is Dane Cook unfunny, the guy steals Louis CKs jokes and makes them unfunny. It takes a certain level of douche to take good material and make it annoying.

[BlackBellamy]

http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af206/Black_Bellamy/images.jpg

[lebomb]

Cedric can be funny sometimes

the rest are terrible.


X2................. just saw Cedric on an HBO comedy. I :lmao ....................*shrugs*

[Thunder Dan]

http://www.eventimagecenter.com/300x180/blue_collar300.gif

[TacoCabanaFajitas]

I agree with everyone except Cedric, I've never been disappointed by any of his stand-up. Anyone who has seen the Kings of Comedy knows how funny that man is, especially his Avery Johnson impression lmao

[koriwhat]

I agree with everyone except Cedric, I've never been disappointed by any of his stand-up. Anyone who has seen the Kings of Comedy knows how funny that man is, especially his Avery Johnson impression lmao

ive never seen kings of comedy so i guess i should watch it and then report back... however i have seen him host many comedy shows and he is not much of a presenter, at least he makes the comedians look better after he shuts up and introduces them.

[Whisky Dog]

Black comedians on the whole annoy the hell out of me because their schtick is to talk loud and crazy. The only one I liked was Chappell.

[lebomb]

black comedians on the whole annoy the hell out of me because their schtick is to talk loud and crazy. The only one i liked was chappell.


Racist!!!

[SpursStalker]

worst "comedians" ever ....

98% of the posters on SpursTalk

:lol

[koriwhat]

worst "comedians" ever ....

98% of the posters on SpursTalk

:lol

:tu

[MiamiHeat]

fuck that, i am damn funny. i laugh at all of my jokes

[Clandestino]

dane cook is worst ever!!!

[ginobili's bald spot]

worst "comedians" ever ....

98% of the posters on SpursTalk

:lol

^ Exhibit A

[David Bowie]

Don't know comedians too much......Maybe Ray Romano and Dane Coock

[Whisky Dog]

Racist!!!

Is that not true? Chris Rock, Bernie Mac, Cedric, etc. All the same thing - talk crazy and loud.

Dave C was the only different one and his shiz was good.

[ManuTP9]

Is that not true? Chris Rock, Bernie Mac, Cedric, etc. All the same thing - talk crazy and loud.

Dave C was the only different one and his shiz was good.

Dave Chappelle, my fav.

[ManuTP9]

I'd say dane cook is the worst

[TacoCabanaFajitas]

Is that not true? Chris Rock, Bernie Mac, Cedric, etc. All the same thing - talk crazy and loud.

Dave C was the only different one and his shiz was good.

Such a racist/ignorant thing to say. Cedric the Ent. isn't loud, Steve Harvey, Jamie Foxx, DeRay Davis, D.L. Hughley, and so on. There's a ton of loud, crazy, white comedians out there. But I guess you probably think all white comedians are soft-spoken, gentlemen with a 10 minute setup to a joke and then a punchline. Gtfo faggot

[mojorizen7]

David Spade = NOT FUNNY

[CubanSucks]

Mencia
Cook
Chris Rock
Sykes
Larry the Cable Guy (Ron White is funny as shit so don't even put him with the other 3)

[CubanSucks]

Black comedians on the whole annoy the hell out of me because their schtick is to talk loud and crazy. The only one I liked was Chappell.

They do have such a handicap when it comes to joke writing considering EVERY one of them milks the subject of race more than anything else, while white comedians, for the most part, walk on eggshells.

That being said, Dave Chappelle is my all time fav and without a doubt a comic icon, at least for my generation

[TacoCabanaFajitas]

They do have such a handicap when it comes to joke writing considering EVERY one of them milks the subject of race more than anything else, while white comedians, for the most part, walk on eggshells.

That being said, Dave Chappelle is my all time fav and without a doubt a comic icon, at least for my generation

:lol Why has this thread encouraged all of the dumbfucks to post?

[Strike]

have to disagree, the last think im going to is defend DANE COOK. but if they guy wore regular jeans and a polo shirt or a suit, had a crew cut and he just stood still/acted normal on stage, he would be viewed very differently. all his bullshit just gives off the, im a giant chode and i like kanye west, MMA and the dallas cowboys type vibe


he does have too many sound effect/mic fart jokes, talk like a chick jokes, and "when youre fucking your chick" jokes- not funny

I'll have to agree with you. For me, not only is his comedy not funny, his whole act, shtick, whatever, is completely not funny.

[Whisky Dog]

Such a racist/ignorant thing to say. Cedric the Ent. isn't loud, Steve Harvey, Jamie Foxx, DeRay Davis, D.L. Hughley, and so on. There's a ton of loud, crazy, white comedians out there. But I guess you probably think all white comedians are soft-spoken, gentlemen with a 10 minute setup to a joke and then a punchline. Gtfo faggot

All those comedians you mentioned have the same thing in common - act loud and brash and fit directly into a racial stereotype. All of them. You're such a little PC bitch who's preconditioned to scream racism that you don't see the similarities in behavior and schtick that they ALL have. Like I said, Chappelle is the exception but the other's schtick is annoying to me. That's all I'm saying, fuckhead.

[The Reckoning]

blackface?

[Strike]

Chris Rock's standup used to be funny. Over the years it seems like he's gone from comedy with added social commentary to social commentary with added comedy. I don't find him funny anymore.

[cherylsteele]

Black comedians on the whole annoy the hell out of me because their schtick is to talk loud and crazy. The only one I liked was Chappell.
Bill Cosby is loud?!?

[koriwhat]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/news/090511/patton_oswald240.jpg

[baseline bum]

Kathy Griffin is by far the worst I have ever heard. Her idea of comedy is to be really loud and never shut up. I can't think of a single comedian bad enough for me to choose 30 minutes of Griffin over 6 hours of their act.

[Heath Ledger]

I've seen Dane Cook live twice, he got a few chuckles out of me thats about it, he is more silly than funny, but a good story teller, his opening acts always had me in tears. I played poker with him once he was very quiet however very witty when he did choose to speak.

I've seen Ralphie May he was hilarious. I've seen Carrot Top twice, he is an acquired taste but did have some very funny gags. I've seen Gallagher 3 times, i grew up watching him and he never gets old to me (another acquired taste)

I saw Kathy Griffin in Miami, she was pretty funny, she swears a lot more than you would think.