I will sacrifice my firstborn... [Archive]

pauls931

11-06-2009, 08:23 AM

No way i think the suns got what they wanted, a win in Miami, Orlando and Boston are just too good for them right now. Take care of the scrub teams in the east and accept the beat down from the contenders.

I'd love a win too, but Boston has too many good players for them all to be cold. Garnet cold, Pierce and Ray might be hot. Garnet and Pierce cold? Ray and Rasheed might light it up. Everyone cold? Defense steps in and they still win.

The only way the suns could beat a team with this much talent is to out run them, and boston I assume gets back on defense, so it won't happen.

Findog

11-06-2009, 08:28 AM

"I used to suck dick for coke; you ever suck dick for marijuana?"

picc84

11-06-2009, 09:10 AM

Thats funny, cause I can't wait to see Boston massacre you.

mogrovejo

11-06-2009, 09:34 AM

We are due to a loss, so who knows? Good luck.

LnGrrrR

11-06-2009, 08:41 PM

With the suns making a game of it, let me ask you... Does your signifcant other know/approve of this post? Lol

lurker

11-06-2009, 08:44 PM

I can't believe they're up by 6. :lol

Allanon

11-06-2009, 08:44 PM

Go Suns!

DUNCANownsKOBE2

11-06-2009, 08:46 PM

lol Kendrick Perkins should worry less about talking shit and worry more about ponytail douche scoring on him.

TheProfessor

11-06-2009, 08:47 PM

I can't believe they're up by 6. :lol
Lucifer does not pass up a good deal.

LnGrrrR

11-06-2009, 08:49 PM

Waiting for the Satan troll... :lol

I wish I could see this game. :(. I'm on my way from Biloxi to San Antonio to visit family... In Houston now taking a pit stop.

Höfner

11-06-2009, 08:54 PM

I will sell a testicle for 80 grand

iggypop123

11-06-2009, 08:56 PM

cocaine is one hell of a drug

mogrovejo

11-06-2009, 09:10 PM

11 triples, 73% from downtown. This shit is working.

Allanon

11-06-2009, 09:12 PM

Suns with 82 points in the 3rd quarter with 4 minutes to go?

Celtics league leading points allowed is going to suffer big time after this game.

Trainwreck2100

11-06-2009, 09:14 PM

so glad they put lebron raping new york instead of this game

usdane

11-06-2009, 09:18 PM

so glad they put lebron raping new york instead of this game

I know they should do like NFL on Sundays with their feature game is a blowout - Switch to a close game.

Trainwreck2100

11-06-2009, 09:21 PM

I know they should do like NFL on Sundays with their feature game is a blowout - Switch to a close game.

this game wasn't ever going to be close to begin with, Espn just wanted to show Lebron in NY

Allanon

11-06-2009, 09:29 PM

Jason Richardson putting a beatdown on the C's.

timvp

11-06-2009, 09:31 PM

:lol Funny thread.

pauls931

11-06-2009, 09:31 PM

I say boston gets the win, but the Cavs game is BS. Intentionally pass up on so many better games to showcase Lebron vs a very curbstompable team. BTW the Knicks are Horrible.

Xylus

11-06-2009, 09:32 PM

JRich is putting on a fucking show. Suns up by 8 with 9 minutes to go in the game, 93-85. C'mon guys, pull this one out!!

picc84

11-06-2009, 09:32 PM

Wow, Jrich is on fire.

I hate both of these teams so much I get happy whenever one of them gets scored on, and at the same time mad since the other team scores.

pauls931

11-06-2009, 09:34 PM

Damn... Xylus, you better start routing for boston.. You sure about this? I didn't even bother checking the score til now.

Thompson

11-06-2009, 09:37 PM

I think you're wishing you'd at least asked for a championship now, huh?

Not to worry, you can ask for one next time you have another firstbo... oh. Ouch.

DUNCANownsKOBE2

11-06-2009, 09:37 PM

Amare, what the hell was the point in tipping that board?

iggypop123

11-06-2009, 09:38 PM

wtf is it about j rich and the celtics. he went nuts with the bobcats and they beat the celtics too

DUNCANownsKOBE2

11-06-2009, 09:40 PM

Put the bench back in, this is fuckin ridiculous. There's no reason why the starters deserve to be in the game right now.

Zee Laker

11-06-2009, 09:41 PM

What the hell was that pass by Nash?

Allanon

11-06-2009, 09:42 PM

Dragic was tearing shit up.

DUNCANownsKOBE2

11-06-2009, 09:42 PM

What the hell was that pass by Nash?

it was fun.

balli

11-06-2009, 09:43 PM

Okay Ray Allen. PHO is toast.

pauls931

11-06-2009, 09:44 PM

looks like boston's d is trying its best to save xylus's soul... err first born

Allanon

11-06-2009, 09:45 PM

CP3 sitting at his locker laughing at Rondo's 3 straight FT misses.

DUNCANownsKOBE2

11-06-2009, 09:46 PM

Get Grant Hill out of the game, Dudley and Lou have been so much better.

pauls931

11-06-2009, 09:47 PM

Wish I could see it. The Knick game is HORRIBLE...

Allanon

11-06-2009, 09:48 PM

Wish I could see it. The Knick game is HORRIBLE...

I switched off that shit an hour ago. This is much better :lol

pauls931

11-06-2009, 09:50 PM

I switched off that shit an hour ago. This is much better :lol

LBJ is talking to the fans while dribbling the ball, that's how bad it is.

balli

11-06-2009, 09:50 PM

+2 on the Knicks. Pathetic. Even though it's good for Utah.

balli

11-06-2009, 09:51 PM

Sick pass though.

pauls931

11-06-2009, 09:53 PM

Van Gundy said it best. Most the Knick starters would make good bench players.

Zee Laker

11-06-2009, 09:54 PM

Nashty!!!

mVp

11-06-2009, 09:54 PM

Nash is having fun out there.

Allanon

11-06-2009, 09:55 PM

Huge block by Amare and Dagger 3 by fun lovin' Steve.

Xylus

11-06-2009, 09:55 PM

Steve FUCKING Nash

Allanon

11-06-2009, 09:55 PM

LBJ is talking to the fans while dribbling the ball, that's how bad it is.

WTF? Are you serious? :lol:lol:lol:lmao

pauls931

11-06-2009, 09:56 PM

This is more fun than watching the LBJ knick jizzfest... Is the next game LA vs the Knicks so Kobe can join the dick measuring contest?

Culburn369

11-06-2009, 09:57 PM

You gots to be kidding me. F'in Boston. Bad start to the nite.

pauls931

11-06-2009, 09:57 PM

WTF? Are you serious? :lol:lol:lol:lmao

I wasn't paying close enough attention but I'd be willing to bet all my vbookie cash on it having happened.

picc84

11-06-2009, 09:57 PM

So many emotions right now. Hard to sort them all out.

iggypop123

11-06-2009, 09:57 PM

no its oden so tlong can enter the contest

Culburn369

11-06-2009, 09:58 PM

I thought I was going to have an easy season with the Suns. F'k me.

pauls931

11-06-2009, 09:58 PM

So many emotions right now. Hard to sort them all out.

You'll get you shot at pho next week I think.

mogrovejo

11-06-2009, 09:58 PM

Horrible officiating. The Suns spent the entire game taking (and hitting) 3s and went to the line 26 times, versus 18 for the C's.

Culburn369

11-06-2009, 09:59 PM

Horrible officiating. The Suns spent the entire game taking (and hitting) 3s and went to the line 26 times, versus 18 for the C's.

Thanks, mog. Ya f'in hump, you.

pauls931

11-06-2009, 10:00 PM

Horrible officiating. The Suns spent the entire game taking (and hitting) 3s and went to the line 26 times, versus 18 for the C's.

Kudos for showing up, I would have bet my first born on Boston pulling this one off. Looks like he gets to keep sleeping in his crib... Poor guy has a fever...

dirk4mvp

11-06-2009, 10:01 PM

Another friday, another titan slayed.

pauls931

11-06-2009, 10:01 PM

Looks like Orlando is the best in the east right now, or is boston having an off night? I saw some highlights and they were all Garnet stealing the ball from nash and blocking Amare.

Xylus

11-06-2009, 10:01 PM

I better start popping out kids, 'cause it's gonna be a long ass season.

Allanon

11-06-2009, 10:02 PM

So many emotions right now. Hard to sort them all out.

Celtics are the greater of 2 evils, especially with a 6-0 record.

balli

11-06-2009, 10:02 PM

Horrible officiating. The Suns spent the entire game taking (and hitting) 3s and went to the line 26 times, versus 18 for the C's.

I didn't watch the whole game, but besides when Rondo got the shit swatted out of him by Amare, the C's haven't taken a shot that wasn't a three for like half a quarter.

picc84

11-06-2009, 10:03 PM

Game over. Fuck you Celtics. Fuck you Suns. Fuck you Jrich, but thank you. I'll never forget what you did for the basketball world in the first round of 2007. But still, fuck you.

edit: but thank you

re-edit: but fuck you

Culburn369

11-06-2009, 10:03 PM

Celtics are the greater of 2 evils, especially with a 6-0 record.

Pish tosh. Those O & 41 mf'ers are f'ing pests.

KidCongo

11-06-2009, 10:04 PM

Good work Phoenix.

Just shooting some shots you know.

pauls931

11-06-2009, 10:04 PM

Well I'll be damned.

pauls931

11-06-2009, 10:04 PM

Ok so who's going to make the satan troll to come for Xylus's first born?

lurker

11-06-2009, 10:04 PM

Suns better than even they expected? :lol From the way some of the players talked before the season started, I was expecting disaster.

Culburn369

11-06-2009, 10:05 PM

Xylus

11-06-2009, 10:05 PM

Xylus Jr... :depressed

Thompson

11-06-2009, 10:06 PM

Well I'll be damned.

I didn't know Xylus was your father.

Höfner

11-06-2009, 10:06 PM

These suns are more like moons.

pauls931

11-06-2009, 10:07 PM

I didn't know Xylus was your father.

Awe crap! And I bet Xylus doesn't know he's a grandfather.

DUNCANownsKOBE2

11-06-2009, 10:07 PM

Thank god for league pass, and thank god Antoni is currently coaching the Knicks into the ground so Gentry can be coaching the Suns.

Culburn369

11-06-2009, 10:08 PM

And thank God yer O & 41!

pauls931

11-06-2009, 10:09 PM

Jesus, the knick's game is still on? Why don't they just replay the last quarter of the boston game or a rerun of MASH, anything...

picc84

11-06-2009, 10:10 PM

...For a win in Boston tonight.

C'mon Satan, this is a killer deal.

O hai there
http://www.headinjurytheater.com/h08%20rumpelstiltskin%2025.jpg

DUNCANownsKOBE2

11-06-2009, 10:10 PM

And thank God yer O & 41!

And thank god your stupid ass lives in the ghetto and molests kids you fuckin homo.

Culburn369

11-06-2009, 10:11 PM

And thank god your stupid ass lives in the ghetto and molests kids you fuckin homo.

C'mon, DUNCAN, come get some.

O & 41!

KidCongo

11-06-2009, 10:12 PM

I switched off that shit an hour ago. This is much better :lol

Couldn't handle seeing LeBron sticking jumpers and posting up, making his teammates better ayyyy.:lol

DUNCANownsKOBE2

11-06-2009, 10:12 PM

C'mon, DUNCAN, come get some.

O & 41!

When you die, what the hell are people gonna say at your funeral.

"Cubby might have accomplished absolutely nothing in life, but the Suns still don't have a championship, so o well."

Culburn369

11-06-2009, 10:13 PM

When you die, what the hell are people gonna say at your funeral.

"Cubby might have accomplished absolutely nothing in life, but the Suns still don't have a championship, so o well."

I'd settle for that.

O & 41!

pauls931

11-06-2009, 10:14 PM

Couldn't handle seeing LeBron sticking jumpers and posting up, making his teammates better ayyyy.:lol

Dude I could have put up 10 points in that game. The Knicks are HORRIBLE!!!

Allanon

11-06-2009, 10:15 PM

Couldn't handle seeing LeBron sticking jumpers and posting up, making his teammates better ayyyy.:lol

Nah, watching a shitty team get blasted by 20 sucks.

KidCongo

11-06-2009, 10:16 PM

Nah, watching a shitty team get blasted by 20 sucks.

True. Knicks making a mini comeback now, closet they been since forever. 13 point game.

pauls931

11-06-2009, 10:18 PM

True. Knicks making a mini comeback now, closet they been since forever. 13 point game.

I heard LBJ has already showered and is in a limo going to see a late showing of Cats.

lefty

11-06-2009, 10:23 PM

So Xylus, what is it gonna be?

Knife, gun, electric chair?

mogrovejo

11-06-2009, 10:32 PM

I didn't watch the whole game, but besides when Rondo got the shit swatted out of him by Amare, the C's haven't taken a shot that wasn't a three for like half a quarter.

Yeah, when they needed to get back to the game and the Suns were daring them to shoot from the outside.

We outscored Phoenix 60-36 in the paint.

Looks like Orlando is the best in the east right now, or is boston having an off night? I saw some highlights and they were all Garnet stealing the ball from nash and blocking Amare.

The Suns out-hustled and out-worked us in the boards, that's where they won the game - unexpectedly making a quasi-wash of the rebounding battle. Richardson was tremendous there.

Then they were hot from the 3pt line - as I said in another thread, it was a must for them to win the game. The C's, on the other hand, shot 22% from the outside and 50% from the line. Horrible.

Freakin' Richardson is gaining the habit of having career nights against us.

Culburn369

11-06-2009, 10:34 PM

Christ, in Boston no less. F'in wimps.

redzero

11-06-2009, 11:12 PM

Now, we all know the Celtics' secret.

Avitus1

11-06-2009, 11:19 PM

Well the soul deal seems to have gotten inked.

da_suns_fan

11-06-2009, 11:37 PM

BEST GAME IVE SEEN FROM THE SUNS IN THREE YEARS!!!

Props to Dragic. Props to J-Rich. Two guys I was REALLY hard on in the preseason.

JoeTait75

11-06-2009, 11:38 PM

...For a win in Boston tonight.

C'mon Satan, this is a killer deal.

You know, he might hold you to this...

da_suns_fan

11-06-2009, 11:39 PM

redzero

11-06-2009, 11:41 PM

Whos gonna be the first to have the youtube of Amare's CRUSH on KG!!!!!!!!!!!

bw - I dont know how it was a "must win" for Phoenix. No one expected them to have a chance.

And the Celtics were INTENSE tonight.

I didn't expect them to have a chance. The Celtics crushed the Suns the last two seasons. I am really impressed.

JoeTait75

11-06-2009, 11:42 PM

You know, If I had a choice between watching the ESPN telecast of a Cavaliers-Knicks game from MSG, or having cigarettes repeatedly stubbed out on my scrotum, I'd have to take a few minutes to think it over.

Xylus

11-06-2009, 11:43 PM

This was certainly not a must-win for either Boston or Phoenix, especially given how well both teams are playing. No one expected Phoenix to win, hence why I offered Little Xy to the Lord of Darkness.

Culburn369

11-06-2009, 11:44 PM

da_suns_fan

11-06-2009, 11:46 PM

Take Little Xy and shove him up Big Xy's ass.

Cmon Cubby....arent you a LITTLE happy the Suns beat the Cs? Or are you just pissed cuz you know the kool-aid drinkers in Phoenix are going NUTS tonight! :lol

Culburn369

11-06-2009, 11:46 PM

Cmon Cubby....arent you a LITTLE happy the Suns beat the Cs? Or are you just pissed cuz you know the kool-aid drinkers in Phoenix are going NUTS tonight! :lol

No. I never want the Suns to win. Ever.

Xylus

11-06-2009, 11:47 PM

I love your avatar, DSF. :lol

KSeal

11-06-2009, 11:48 PM

Wow. Way to go Suns :toast

cobbler

11-07-2009, 12:00 AM

No. I never want the Suns to win. Ever.

I think it's a tad better to let them all get their hopes up.... as if their run and gun could actually work this year only to lose the 8th seed in a late season loss to either the Lakers or Spurs. Then the Phoenix faithful can add to their legacy of "the league, refs, FO, and universe all conspire against us"

Culburn369

11-07-2009, 12:02 AM

F'k themPERIOD

EmptyMan

11-07-2009, 12:39 AM

O hai there
http://www.headinjurytheater.com/h08%20rumpelstiltskin%2025.jpg

hahahahahah

DUNCANownsKOBE2

11-07-2009, 12:45 AM

I'm praying for the Suns and their fans base to pull off a good season just to get in the playoffs. We have a score to settle.

At the rate they're going they're probably be the 7th or 6th seed so good luck with that.

Xylus

11-07-2009, 12:46 AM

I doubt the Lakers face the Suns in the upcoming playoffs. The Suns will probably get the 6th or 7th like DOK just said, and get eliminated by the Spurs in the 2nd round before they ever see LA.

DUNCANownsKOBE2

11-07-2009, 12:48 AM

Or are you just pissed cuz you know the kool-aid drinkers in Phoenix are going NUTS tonight! :lol

He's probably pissed that his shithole Shack in Maryvale isn't attracting any little kids tonight.

Xylus

11-07-2009, 12:49 AM

Dude lives in Maryvale? No wonder he's so bitter.

Culburn369

11-07-2009, 12:51 AM

Dude lives in Maryvale? No wonder he's so bitter.

tee, hee. X man responding to the Castleberry.

"I knew you'd talk to me, son."

"Gault" - "First Blood"

DUNCANownsKOBE2

11-07-2009, 12:52 AM

Dude lives in Maryvale? No wonder he's so bitter.

:lmao truth.

Culburn369

11-07-2009, 12:52 AM

he's probably pissed that his shithole shack in maryvale isn't attracting any little kids tonight.

go---everybody---go!

Xylus

11-07-2009, 12:56 AM

tee, hee. X man responding to the Castleberry.

"I knew you'd talk to me, son."

"Gault" - "First Blood"

It's true that I've been avoiding you like the plague. Consider this the last time I respond to you.

Culburn369

11-07-2009, 01:06 AM

It's true that I've been avoiding you like the plague. Consider this the last time I respond to you.

I know, sweetheart. But, I knew I'd get ya. Don't feel bad, I get everybody, you O & 41, turdhound, you.

Culburn369

11-07-2009, 01:07 AM

It's true that I've been avoiding you like the plague. Consider this the last time I respond to you.

P.S., Won't do ya nary a good,,,I respond to everybody.

Let us proceed...

da_suns_fan

11-07-2009, 01:15 AM

I know, sweetheart. But, I knew I'd get ya. Don't feel bad, I get everybody, you O & 41, turdhound, you.

You didnt have the BALLS to tell Jerry Colangelo how you truly felt.

COWARD!!! :lol

"I Think Penny Hardaway is the key to the Sun winning a championship" - Dale

"I agree" - Jerry

Arbys, 1999.

Culburn369

11-07-2009, 01:17 AM

You didnt have the BALLS to tell Jerry Colangelo how you truly felt.

COWARD!!! :lol

"I Think Penny Hardaway is the key to the Sun winning a championship" - Dale

"I agree" - Jerry

Arbys, 1999.

He was a broken man that day, da. I couldn't very well bust his snuts when he was in that state. Plus, I'd been readin' Penthouse Variations when I noticed him and I was in a heightened sexual state.

LnGrrrR

11-07-2009, 05:40 AM

pauls931

11-07-2009, 11:11 AM

At the rate they're going they're probably be the 7th or 6th seed so good luck with that.

Don't undersestimate laker vengeance, they'll intentionally tank games to get Pho in the first round.

iilluzioN

11-07-2009, 11:53 AM

Darthkiller

11-07-2009, 11:58 AM

Argh! I was following this game on sportacular, and I'm wondering, why all the threes? So with a minute left, I said to my wife, "they better not try for an fing Trey, and if try do, it better not be sheed"....

Grrrr.

welcome to my world couple years ago. at least the three was close, when he was on the pistons he used to shoot a lot of airballs