POTW 11/6/09 Awards and Rankings.

[ST's POTW Tabulator]

Good to see you all again. Well gang what a week. So many good posts, so many good threads and it was good to see some old faces emerging from the woodwork. The tabulator was working overtime and the TPS reports are finally in. Due to the high volume of quality this week I'm afraid that a few well deserved posters are going to be left off the list that otherwise would've made it.

So lets get down to business.


POTW Honorable Mention


SFIE - Is this guy ever not funny. Consistently strong posting and his style is good enough to stand alone without being clumped into troll territory.

phyzik - Another mark of consistency. He's brief and to the point but always a good read.

Brutalis - The tabulator counted 3 ultra good posts and another dozen solid marks.

Suicidal Jack - His better or worse thread put life into perspective for a lot of us. Sometimes you have to just step back and look at a smaller scope of life to really gauge your progress. Great work.

J.T. - This guy is solid as a rock. He gets unfairly lumped in to the troll type category but if you really read his work he has a ton of insightful posts and unique perspective on things.

PM5K - Is he a good poster? Is he a great poster? He's like the Derrick Coleman of the internet. You know he has HOF talent but will we ever see it.

DUNCANownsKOBE - Nice guys finishing last thread was chalk full of win. Excellent debate/discussion. Those kind of threads are what the Club is all about.

Oh Crap - Probably should have or could have won POTW. Had it not been for the BCS style of calculations the tabulator has to decipher I think he would have been a no brainer.

Stringer-Bell - He gets a mention for suggesting that 2 5's are like one 10. Truer words could not have been spoken.

Cosmic Cowboy - I think a lot of us would open up a thread just to read his work. I know the tabulator would have skimmed over at least 5 threads this week had it not keyed in on a Cosmic Cowboy post. Excellent work.

Timvp - His participation in the Assignment thread went brilliantly. Bonus points for his efforts to reach the boneyard. The tabulator wants more LJ. Everybody wants more LJ except LJ's wife who has apparently closed the boneyard for remodeling.

Angel_Luv - She did a bang up job with the Modern Women thread. You have to appreciated all the different perspectives that a thread like that spawned. A+ work. I hope she contributes more frequently to the assignment thread.

MannyIsGod - I know he thinks he's too highbrow for the current state of the Club but all in all we want more Manny. Anybody that can be a 1 and bag a 9 should be someone we all listen too. Particularly because he's not rich. Maybe he made a deal with the Devil....you'd have to ask Angel_Luv about that.

Sancha - Brutally honest. She will fuck your man and you won't even know it. Everyone should fear and respect the Sancha. She has nothing to lose and everything to gain.

tlongII - Old man photos are hilarious. I think a few of us would love to skin your chest and make a rug out of it.

Whisky Dog - When he posts he posts well. His body of work speaks for itself. Highly underrated.

Stretch - Every week this guy is in the top 5 for POTW. I hope he doesn't become the Charles Barkley of the club. He deserves to win one.

Phillip - Who is Phillip? Who cares just sit back and read his work. He's smart. He's topical. He's funny and he'll run you in circles if you give him a chance.

Koriwhat - Took his beatdown like a true warrior. He's the Rocky of the club. The first Rocky when he loses.

Homeland Security/ES - Took some balls outing his own troll. Wasn't afraid to stick in there for the long haul. Great weeks for this guy.

katy - Nothing more gratifying than getting called out only to have half the Club jump in to support her. You can't take anything away from someone who consistently stays in the battle to the bitter end. She's a winner at all cost.

Mouse - His chop work is fucking awesome. Anything visual automatically improves a thread tenfold.




Pansy of the Week or PanOTW


Chreph - If you don't want your new ride keyed don't double park.




Angel_Luv of the Week or ALOTW


Angel_Luv - Her refusal to creatively write a thread of fiction because it threatened her beliefs stands alone as the clear winner.



Dickhead of the Week DOTW

Lil'mo - His 15 minutes were up 14 minutes ago but he obviously didn't get the memo. I think he's here for the long haul.



American Women of the Week or AWOTW


Co-Winners


Lil'mo and Oh Crap - Nobody blasted B2B harder for longer than those two.



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Poster of the Week or POTW

Three way tie


Kori Ellis. I. Hustle. Darlene.


Kori - You better believe that Kori will crawl out of the woodworks with public PMs. I bet her box was empty (sup LJ) all week after that thread. She's funny. She has personality. She's the total package of board excellence.

I. Hustle - Took an already epic thread to the next level. I'm pretty sure koriwhat had nightmares of IH banging his long lost love. He rode the fine line of patience and poise to see that his work didn't go to waste. Outstanding job.

Darlene - I don't think that there's any question about the size of the turd left in koriwhats shorts after she decided to call him out. The registry date says it all. Flawless execution.


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One of the best weeks ever gang. Keep it up. See you next week.

[oh crap]

Bullshit. The club hasn't seen anything close the the thread I created in a looong time. These awards lost all credibility permanently.

[Alex Jones]

Oh Crap was robbed, he had (TOTW) topic of the week easy.

koriwhat used the ignore feature that alone disqualifies him of any recognition.


the following posters had topics that where larger than 3 pages and no recognition?

xellos88330
ManuTP9
LuvBones

And Joe chalupa posted in the club, the man just had his big toe amputated and was able to limp to the tattoo parlor and get a full back tattoo of the Hawaiian punch guy?


Come on!
10% fruit juice mother fuckers!

[I. Hustle]

Bullshit. The club hasn't seen anything close the the thread I created in a looong time. These awards lost all credibility permanently.

You brought up Katy and yes that was you but it didn't get good until she actually came on and helped it out.

It's like a do you believe in God or for or against gays threads. They are always going to produce. Anytime you post about chicks or call someone out it is usually going to get results. You just happened to do both.

It's not how you start but how you finish m'boy.

[mouse]

Bullshit. The club hasn't seen anything close the the thread I created in a looong time. These awards lost all credibility permanently.


This isn't (OHWA) One hit Wonder Award.

yes I'll admit you had your William Hung moment I give you that but can you sustain that moment and make it a career in the club??

[Kori Ellis]

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Poster of the Week or POTW

Three way tie


Kori Ellis. I. Hustle. Darlene.


Kori - You better believe that Kori will crawl out of the woodworks with public PMs. I bet her box was empty (sup LJ) all week after that thread. She's funny. She has personality. She's the total package of board excellence.

I. Hustle - Took an already epic thread to the next level. I'm pretty sure koriwhat had nightmares of IH banging his long lost love. He rode the fine line of patience and poise to see that his work didn't go to waste. Outstanding job.

Darlene - I don't think that there's any question about the size of the turd left in koriwhats shorts after she decided to call him out. The registry date says it all. Flawless execution.


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One of the best weeks ever gang. Keep it up. See you next week.





:lmao

I have a confession....
































It's actually a 2-way tie. I am Darlene. I created the user and backdate the registration date to throw people off track. I had only two troll names in SpursTalk history... Darlene was the third. :lmao

[katyon6th]

katy - Nothing more gratifying than getting called out only to have half the Club jump in to support her. You can't take anything away from someone who consistently stays in the battle to the bitter end. She's a winner at all cost.




Old school posters came out of hiding. I wish they'd come out more often. The Club was so much better when they were around. :depressed

[JudynTX]

:lmao

I have a confession....
































It's actually a 2-way tie. I am Darlene. I created the user and backdate the registration date to throw people off track. I had only two troll names in SpursTalk history... Darlene was the third. :lmao

Fuck it, Kori just won POTYear! :lmao

[mouse]

:lmao

I have a confession....

It's actually a 2-way tie. I am Darlene. I created the user and backdate the registration date to throw people off track. I had only two troll names in SpursTalk history... Darlene was the third. :lmao


Outing a TRoll before we really have a chance to properly absorb it is a major no no on the www and you deserve (DBOTWA) for doing so!
:bang

[I. Hustle]

:lmao

I have a confession....

It's actually a 2-way tie. I am Darlene. I created the user and backdate the registration date to throw people off track. I had only two troll names in SpursTalk history... Darlene was the third. :lmao

:toast Cheers to you Kori my PIC. I enjoyed collaborating with you on this one. I figure this might be the only time we work together like this so I am glad it turned into something epic.

[mouse]

Old school posters came out of hiding. I wish they'd come out more often. The Club was so much better when they were around. :depressed

They are already out of hiding they are just waiting for Kori to post then the salad tossing begins.

[I. Hustle]

:lol

Can salad tosser confirm that?

[mouse]

Kori had a n excellent TRoll it could have been used to PakiDan koriwhat ass into Butthurt city for weeks to come. Now I am beginning to wonder if backtoBasics is really just LJ.

This is some fucked up shit kinda like when my ex wife used my tax refund and had all four of her wisdom teeth put back in her skull.
:bang

[lil'mo]

Still doing this gay shit, huh?

[Kori Ellis]

Kori had a n excellent TRoll it could have been used to PakiDan koriwhat ass into Butthurt city for weeks to come. Now I am beginning to wonder if backtoBasics is really just LJ.
:bang

I was never going to use the troll again. It was a one-day deal :)

[I. Hustle]

Go ahead and blame me Mouse. I threw it all out as a fake already.

[“bright and shiny”]

:lol

Can salad tosser confirm that?


Not anymore since Joe Chalupa changed all of mouse's passwords.

:depressed

[I. Hustle]

Still doing this gay shit, huh?

Yeah.

Still trying too hard to be a badass, huh?

[ashbeeigh]

genius. Lovely Kori.


I didn't step my game up like i said i would. I'll try again though.

[JudynTX]

They are already out of hiding they are just waiting for Kori to post then the salad tossing begins.

Are you being serious? :lol

[I. Hustle]

Yeah he is serious. Only because all of the "old school" posters are him though.

[Saved By Zero]

I was never going to use the troll again. It was a one-day deal :)

You don't know that for sure. And besides why ruin the fantasy or nightmare of the possibility that person could have been real for the rest of us?

Why not just admit your Dusty Garza and get it over with?

:bang

[Höfner]

No love for the Höf? Maybe next week.

[katyon6th]

Yeah he is serious. Only because all of the "old school" posters are him though.

You have no idea.

[BacktoBasics]

No love for the Höf? Maybe next week.This is BS you should have definitely been mentioned.

[LadySpur..]

Are you being serious? :lol

You never noticed that? You don't see Tpark,Katy.spurswoman,spurschick,manny,keda,gayabc ,and the rest of the clika when mouse makes a juicy bad ass topic, but let kori make a cheesy topic about how she found another mole on her ass and they pounce on her like an old homeless guy on a turkey leg at the Raul Jimenez's thanksgiving dinner.

[JudynTX]

You never noticed that? You don't see Tpark,Katy.spurswoman,spurschick,manny,keda,gayabc ,and the rest of the clika when mouse makes a juicy bad ass topic, but let kori make a cheesy topic about how she found another mole on her ass and they pounce on her like an old homeless guy on a turkey leg at the Raul Jimenez's thanksgiving dinner.

Ah hell, my troll came out. :lol

[lebomb]

I will never win this shit.............. :lmao

Pure Awesomeness!!!! :hat

[katyon6th]

You never noticed that? You don't see Tpark,Katy.spurswoman,spurschick,manny,keda,gayabc ,and the rest of the clika when mouse makes a juicy bad ass topic, but let kori make a cheesy topic about how she found another mole on her ass and they pounce on her like an old homeless guy on a turkey leg at the Raul Jimenez's thanksgiving dinner.

What is your point again??

[angel_luv]

Speech, speech!

I'd like to thank the Tabulator for my TWO ( count em!) awards. The awards were not given to me; I earned them. But you have to appreciate a Tabulator that recognizes greatness when it sees it. So thanks, T!

A very special thanks to Back to Basics because without him I would never have created the posts that caused me to win. :toast

Thanks especially to God for helping me find and join this awesome forum.
( You guys knew I wasn't going to leave Him out of this. :)

[lil'mo]

Yeah.

Still trying too hard to be a badass, huh?

Thanks for thinking I'm a badass. You're right, I am.

[tlongII]

Skin my chest and use it as a rug??? :wtf

[SpursWoman]

:lmao

I have a confession....

It's actually a 2-way tie. I am Darlene. I created the user and backdate the registration date to throw people off track. I had only two troll names in SpursTalk history... Darlene was the third. :lmao



LMAO ... I thought it was you or LJ, and I picked LJ as the culprit ... :lmao

[katyon6th]

LMAO ... I thought it was you or LJ, and I picked LJ as the culprit ... :lmao


I thought it was Slomo.

[mrsmaalox]

No love for the Höf? Maybe next week.

Not to worry. As B2B's whim goes so does the Tabulator....


This is BS you should have definitely been mentioned.

See? You're in! :D

[SpursWoman]

You never noticed that? You don't see Tpark,Katy.spurswoman,spurschick,manny,keda,gayabc ,and the rest of the clika when mouse makes a juicy bad ass topic, but let kori make a cheesy topic about how she found another mole on her ass and they pounce on her like an old homeless guy on a turkey leg at the Raul Jimenez's thanksgiving dinner.


Where's your juicy, badass topic so I can go post in it? :lol

[I. Hustle]

Thanks for thinking I'm a badass. You're right, I am.

Hey alright we agreed. I see there is progress being made.

[The Reckoning]

we used to have Hero of the Week in P.E. at Stanley Elementary.

if we won, we got a cool-looking ribbon and candy or something like that.

that was kindergarten.




kindergarten.


kin-der-gar-ten.

[Höfner]

This is BS you should have definitely been mentioned.

Gotta pay your dues I assume.

[lil'mo]

we used to have Hero of the Week in P.E. at Stanley Elementary.

if we won, we got a cool-looking ribbon and candy or something like that.

that was kindergarten.




kindergarten.


kin-der-gar-ten.

That's the infamous spurstalk baby mentality at work right there. Good observation HTR. :tu

[BacktoBasics]

Gotta pay your dues I assume.I guess. I've been posting here for years and I didn't get mentioned.

[Cry Havoc]

:lmao

I have a confession....

Can someone link me to the thread in question? I must have missed it, as I am on vacation for the moment, and haven't had much of a chance to read ST lately.

[Höfner]

I guess. I've been posting here for years and I didn't get mentioned.

Tabulator fail.

[katyon6th]

Can someone link me to the thread in question? I must have missed it, as I am on vacation for the moment, and haven't had much of a chance to read ST lately.

The thread of "epic" proportions.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138457

[BacktoBasics]

Can someone link me to the thread in question? I must have missed it, as I am on vacation for the moment, and haven't had much of a chance to read ST lately.Its the women are 6 and 7's treated like 10's thread. No further than the second page if it fell that far.

[stretch]

top 5 every week, eh?

[“bright and shiny”]

we used to have Hero of the Week in P.E. at Stanley Elementary.

if we won, we got a cool-looking ribbon and candy or something like that.

that was kindergarten.




kindergarten.


kin-der-gar-ten.

Elementary school is where all the fun is? You didn't have fun?

I suppose we could be more like the NBA forum where you hang out at but then we would have to go from kindergarten to special ed.

http://mudirect.missouri.edu/degprog/ed-special/stk212410rke%20copy.jpg

[SpursWoman]

I suppose we could be more like the NBA forum where you hang out at but then we would have to go from kindergarten to special ed.


That was pretty funny. :lol

[The Reckoning]

I suppose we could be more like the NBA forum where you hang out at but then we would have to go from kindergarten to special ed.




:rolleyes

[koriwhat]

Kori Ellis. I. Hustle. Darlene.

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Kori - You better believe that Kori will crawl out of the woodworks with public PMs. I bet her box was empty (sup LJ) all week after that thread. She's funny. She has personality. She's the total package of board excellence.

I. Hustle - Took an already epic thread to the next level. I'm pretty sure koriwhat had nightmares of IH banging his long lost love. He rode the fine line of patience and poise to see that his work didn't go to waste. Outstanding job.

Darlene - I don't think that there's any question about the size of the turd left in koriwhats shorts after she decided to call him out. The registry date says it all. Flawless execution.

"don't stop believing"

piss poor attempt as stated in another thread i recently visited. i give you credit IH for dragging others especially kori into the mix but you were still reaching. as for the darlene troll + join date, amateurish. if i really thought that bitch would visit ST, let alone sign up here a month ago, i wouldn't visit this place. you're out of your mind to think you pulled one over on me or "i shit my pants" over that thread... if anything you made my day and put a huge smile on my face because of the hilarity of what was taking place. i'm amused someone made a troll of that psycho; shit was too much!

good day.

POTW koriwhat

[I. Hustle]

"don't stop believing"

piss poor attempt as stated in another thread i recently visited. i give you credit IH for dragging others especially kori into the mix but you were still reaching. as for the darlene troll + join date, amateurish. if i really thought that bitch would visit ST, let alone sign up here a month ago, i wouldn't visit this place. you're out of your mind to think you pulled one over on me or "i shit my pants" over that thread... if anything you made my day and put a huge smile on my face because of the hilarity of what was taking place. i'm amused someone made a troll of that psycho; shit was too much!

good day.

BOTW koriwhat

I didn't have to reach. Most of the work I put in was silence and I let everyone else come up with their own ideas of what was really happening. Darlene was Kori not me so I didn't "reach" with that but the shit was gold.

[JJ Hickson]

These tabulations are bullshit.

[I. Hustle]

Write a formal complaint. I am sure that B2B has contact information for the customer care department.

[Jesus]

Speech, speech!

I'd like to thank the Tabulator for my TWO ( count em!) awards. The awards were not given to me; I earned them. But you have to appreciate a Tabulator that recognizes greatness when it sees it. So thanks, T!

A very special thanks to Back to Basics because without him I would never have created the posts that caused me to win. :toast

Thanks especially to God for helping me find and join this awesome forum.
( You guys knew I wasn't going to leave Him out of this. :)

I guess you saved the best Thanks for last but I should always come first and I must say that marriage has really broken you out of your shell. Just be careful you don't let these lame awards get to your head. :nope

[JoeChalupa]

I need to keep better tabs of what is going around here and other forums as well.