Colts vs Texans MFing Game Thread

[Dr. Gonzo]

Well, I wouldn't assume the Colts are done.

No shit. Of all teams in the league it's never smart to assume the Colts are out of it. Especially now that AJ is on the ground.

[Dr. Gonzo]

he didn't even get hit and he got hurt. :lol

He does have a bruised lung.

[J.T.]

Texans owning the third quarter. The run game is taking over.

Those refs are still doing everything they can to keep the Texans in the game

[benefactor]

I've had 8 cups of coffee since the beginning of the game. I'm way too jittery right now.
That's funny...I am headed the opposite direction. Ever since I started sucking down Land Shark's we have been dominating.

[LOL texans]

We are having a REALLy really sloppy practice today...might have to make the team run laps after when its over as punishment.

[J.T.]

That's funny...I am headed the opposite direction. Ever since I started sucking down Land Shark's we have been dominating.

Yeah well I just put on my lucky Manning jersey so fuck off

[benefactor]

Well, I wouldn't assume the Colts are done.
Oh no...I don't at all. I have watched Peyton best us too many times. Just saying it would have behooved the Colts greatly to turn those 3's into 7's in the first half.

[weebo]

I'd do the same thing on second down.

[weebo]

Those refs are still doing everything they can to keep the Texans in the game

yes..and i hope it continues:downspin:

[benefactor]

Ugh...not this again.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Yeah well I just put on my lucky Manning jersey so fuck off

I have my lucky AJ jersey on and I don't have my unlucky Texans socks on. So that cancels out your Manning jersey.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Yeah I have Texans socks. Fuck you all.

[J.T.]

I have my lucky AJ jersey on and I don't have my unlucky Texans socks on. So that cancels out your Manning jersey.

Well I've been smoking my lucky game day weed since about 11am so that immediately cancelled out any Texan fan mojo

[LOL texans]

I say a Shaub INT is coming next after commercial

[TheProfessor]

I say a Shaub INT is coming next after commercial
:lol

[weebo]

I say a Shaub INT is coming next after commercial

ya good call:lol

[benefactor]

Wooooo!!!!!

[J.T.]

peyton better stop playing like a little bitch

40 passes in the first half was too much

[SpursFanFirst]

Well I've been smoking my lucky game day weed since about 11am so that immediately cancelled out any Texan fan mojo

And I'm sitting here nude smoking weed, so that beats all of you! lol kidding.

[benefactor]

I'm opening another one. My grammar may suffer so bear with me.

[Dr. Gonzo]

No way. No way. No way. No way.

Dammit if they weren't playing the Colts I would feel more confident about the lead.

[LOL texans]

ya good call:lol

apparently Kubiak knew it was coming too so he decided to run the ball again.....smart.

[benefactor]

And I'm sitting here nude smoking weed, so that beats all of you! lol kidding.
:wow

[SpursFanFirst]

wait...maybe THAT's the problem here.

[Dr. Gonzo]

My wife just cut me off. No more coffee for old Dr. Gonzo.

I have successfully transferred my alcohol addiction to a coffee addiction. :elephant

[benefactor]

Dallas Clark will be able to make an hour long highlight reel from this game alone.

[weebo]

Down goes manning!!

[benefactor]

Super Mario!

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm surprised this is only his 7th career 100 yard game. I would've thought he would have a lot more.

[LOL texans]

That is only the 4th sack of the year for William???? The way texan fan talks about him, you'd think he'd be more of a factor. He's been pretty invisible.

[J.T.]

My wife just cut me off. No more coffee for old Dr. Gonzo.

I have successfully transferred my alcohol addiction to a coffee addiction. :elephant

I successfully transferred my coke addiction to an hallucinogen addiction last year.

Well I wouldn't really call it an addiction. It's way more fun than that.

[SpursFanFirst]

<sigh>

[Dr. Gonzo]

You have the greatest QB our generation and you use a WR to throw a pass?

[J.T.]

God damn Colts stop trying to be fucking Boise State

[benefactor]

lol...what the hell was that play?

[LOL texans]

And the Janitor spills a bucket and makes a mess...

[weebo]

sweet

[Dr. Gonzo]

I successfully transferred my coke addiction to an hallucinogen addiction last year.

Well I wouldn't really call it an addiction. It's way more fun than that.

I love hallucinogens.

[benefactor]

My wife just cut me off. No more coffee for old Dr. Gonzo.

I have successfully transferred my alcohol addiction to a coffee addiction. :elephant
I actually didn't drink for almost 3 years. I have converted my alcohol addiction to celebration instead of sorrow. :tu

[SpursFanFirst]

aw! So close

[J.T.]

God damn it I really don't want to have to go buy coke and syringes after this game :pctoss

[weebo]

How about running the damn ball!?!?!?

[benefactor]

Damn you Schaub, quit doing that.

[J.T.]

Tim Jennings blows

Been saying it for years

[benefactor]

That look like offsides to anyone else?

[Dr. Gonzo]

God damn it I really don't want to have to go buy coke and syringes after this game :pctoss
Just cut your arm and pour some coke on the wound. I heard that works well.

[benefactor]

I was waiting for them to show clips from the Rosencopter game.

[LOL texans]

They don't trust Shaub to throw it down the field with a lead.

[J.T.]

Fuckin' A.

About time the Colts D got back to form

[weebo]

I was waiting for them to show clips from the Rosencopter game.

wasn't that against jacksonville?

[SpursFanFirst]

That look like offsides to anyone else?

that looked like the inside of my eyelids...my kitty and I keep falling asleep.

[J.T.]

Just cut your arm and pour some coke on the wound. I heard that works well.

Someone who has booted drugs before would never make this ridiculous assertion.

[Dr. Gonzo]

wasn't that against jacksonville?

Nope. Against the Colts. Indy scored 3 TDs in the 4th to come back and win.

[benefactor]

wasn't that against jacksonville?
No it was against Indy. I remember that day very, very vividly.

[J.T.]

Colts need to run PA Power O

That play gets ATRAIN in Madden ten times out of ten

[Dr. Gonzo]

Someone who has booted drugs before would never make this ridiculous assertion.

I heard about that from a coke whore in rehab.

[benefactor]

I am worried about the defense wearing out late in the game here.

[J.T.]

Joseph Addai broke more than a 3 yard gain?

Gonna buy a lotto scratcher when I go reup on smokes

[J.T.]

I heard about that from a coke whore in rehab.

I see.

Seems like a waste of coke to me.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I see.

Seems like a waste of coke to me.

I never did coke but it seems like a waste to me too. Why not just either snort or smoke it.

[J.T.]

Dallas Clark is a beastly god

Probably the greatest player Iowa has ever produced

[LOL texans]

throw the ball to the other white boy Peyton.

[SpursFanFirst]

Joseph Addai broke more than a 3 yard gain?

Gonna buy a lotto scratcher when I go reup on smokes

:wow JT, do you actually have money left at the end of the month to, you know...live? Rent, food, etc?

Coke, weed, alcohol, smokes...

[SpursFanFirst]

Nice catch!

[J.T.]

I never did coke but it seems like a waste to me too. Why not just either snort or smoke it.

Yeah. Mouse mainlines coke though. Or at least that's what he said he was gonna do when I gave him some back in 2007.

[SpursFanFirst]

get up, friend.

[benefactor]

Yikes...that was ugly.

[SpursFanFirst]

:clap

[benefactor]

C'mon D...one more FG.

[J.T.]

:wow JT, do you actually have money left at the end of the month to, you know...live? Rent, food, etc?

Coke, weed, alcohol, smokes...

I don't do coke (anymore). It's a joke. Just like the time I said I'd shoot up five grams of heroin if Texas didn't make the BCS championship last year.

We'll just say that I don't necessarily smoke all of the weed I purchase, if you catch my drift.

[SpursFanFirst]

Yeah, baby!

[LOL texans]

Who here doubted Peyton would lead the Colts to a TD drive here?????

Benefagtor???

[benefactor]

Dammit..they had him.

[TheProfessor]

They had the penetration they needed. Just missed the tackle.

[SpursFanFirst]

I don't do coke. It's a joke. Just like the time I said I'd shoot up five grams of heroin if Texas didn't make the BCS championship last year.

We'll just say that I don't necessarily smoke all of the weed I purchase, if you catch my drift.

ahhhh

[LOL texans]

lol Shaub

[J.T.]

fucking chodes should have gone for 2 in case texans get another td a field goal would tie

[benefactor]

They had the penetration they needed. Just missed the tackle.
Sounds like what happened when my girlfriend got pregnant.

[weebo]

Well, I guess we'll see if the Texans are really just pretenders or the real deal. A comeback win on the road against one of the best team's in the league and divisional foe will speak volumes of this team.

[TheProfessor]

Sounds like what happened when my girlfriend got pregnant.
Touché.

[SpursFanFirst]

JT, have you been to LOS yet?

[SpursFanFirst]

Defense!

[SpursFanFirst]

Yeah, yeah...like THAT!

[J.T.]

Dwight Freeney is a beastly god

That is all

[J.T.]

JT, have you been to LOS yet?

Not yet. It's hard to come up with the thousand dollars it takes to make the trip up there from Austin.

[LOL texans]

Shaub can't handle the pressure.

[J.T.]

Pretty big third down here for the Colts D

[SpursFanFirst]

Not yet. It's hard to come up with the thousand dollars it takes to make the trip up there from Austin.

a thousand???

[weebo]

more f'n penalties

[benefactor]

Penalty...why am I not surprised.

[benefactor]

AJ wide open baby!

[weebo]

When in doubt, look for AJ!!

[benefactor]

That was a huge conversion.

[TheProfessor]

Texans are so predictable on first down.

[weebo]

game over

[SpursFanFirst]

yes!

[J.T.]

a thousand???

Well, that's what it costs for two people after you tally up the airfare, hotel and game tickets, and my Patriots fan girlfriend thinks its sacrilege to pay for Colts tickets.

[LOL texans]

Shaub FTW!!

[Dr. Gonzo]

Dammit.

[benefactor]

Well dammit.

[SpursFanFirst]

that was HUGE

[LOL texans]

lol texans

lol benefagtor

[LOL texans]

Shaub is suuuuuch a gamer, lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

THat's game.

[SpursFanFirst]

Well, that's what it costs for two people after you tally up the airfare, hotel and game tickets, and my Patriots fan girlfriend thinks its sacrilege to pay for Colts tickets.

ah...well, I could probably help with the ticket cost since I know people with season tickets...and the hotels aren't bad, unless you want to stay near the stadium.

[J.T.]

Actually the last time I went to Indy, I spent about 300 dollars getting shit hammered. That may or may not including narcotics I procured after meeting some hippie folk at a bar downtown.

[benefactor]

Manning...a lead...two minutes. Game over.

[SpursFanFirst]

whew!

[weebo]

dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmn pick up the balll!!

[TheProfessor]

And a fumble recovered by the Colts just to toy with Texans' fans.

[benefactor]

Shit!!!!!

[SpursFanFirst]

Actually the last time I went to Indy, I spent about 300 dollars getting shit hammered. That may or may not including narcotics I procured after meeting some hippie folk at a bar downtown.

ah yes...well, the extracurricular activities will always add up

[benefactor]

And a fumble recovered by the Colts just to toy with Texans' fans.
Nothing affects us...we are used to it.

[LOL texans]

lol Manning want to give the ball back so that he can have a bigger 4th Qtr comeback challenge

[SpursFanFirst]

nice run by addai

[SpursFanFirst]

not enough, but still nice.

[benefactor]

Well...this is more of a chance then I thought we would have.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Nothing affects us...we are used to it.

This.

I've sat through the David Carr years, 2-14, giving up big leads. Nothing really hurts anymore.

[SpursFanFirst]

turn up the D, please

[J.T.]

Pat McAfee better get some pro bowl votes after raping the Texans field position this whole game

[SpursFanFirst]

they're moving the ball...c'mon defense!

[J.T.]

if this game goes to overtime i'm gonna be mad fucking pissed

[SpursFanFirst]

if this game goes to overtime i'm gonna be mad fucking pissed

That'a pretty much a given here.

[SpursFanFirst]

*that's

[SpursFanFirst]

almost!!!!

[SpursFanFirst]

1wide right...please

[benefactor]

I have lost my buzz.

[J.T.]

He missed it!

[SpursFanFirst]

:lol!!!! OMG!

[balli]

lol

[TheProfessor]

Vintage Texans.

[SpursFanFirst]

whoa! I was only kidding.
good game, Texan fans...it ended much better than it began.

[benefactor]

One foot....just one foot away.

[LOL texans]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[mardigan]

:lmao
Pathetic

[J.T.]

8-0 :smokin

[SpursFanFirst]

I"m actually sitting here pretty stunned.

[Warlord23]

The Texans don't disappoint, do they? LMAO

[benefactor]

All the penalties...turnovers.......I'm proud of my boys for hanging in there. We'll see you in H-Town.

[LOL texans]

even on a poor performing day, we are still better :lmao

[benefactor]

Laugh all you want...it doesn't change the fact that we almost beat the Colts in Indy after playing a completely shit game.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Fuck this. Wide left.

I called this for the first FG.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Vintage Texans.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Laugh all you want...it doesn't change the fact that we almost beat the Colts in Indy after playing a completely shit game.

Fuck that. A loss is a loss.

[J.T.]

Laugh all you want...it doesn't change the fact that we almost beat the Colts in Indy after playing a completely shit game.

lol moral victories

[SpursFanFirst]

what's with the Dolphins this year? They tend to make games out of their matchups. They can't be too bad this year, huh?

[benefactor]

I'll take the moral victory. We weren't supposed to win in Indy anyway. If we had to lose I'd rather lose competing.

[SpursFanFirst]

Laugh all you want...it doesn't change the fact that we almost beat the Colts in Indy after playing a completely shit game.

I'm not laughing. We've had some tight games, Peyton overthrowing, etc.
It's all a little too close for comfort for me.

Colts need to start playing the way we all know they can.

[benefactor]

I think I'll take a nap now.

[dirk4mvp]

I think I managed to call Ryan Diem a piece of shit 12 times in the span of him committing that false start and the time he recovered that fumble.

[SpursFanFirst]

I think I managed to call Ryan Diem a piece of shit 12 times in the span of him committing that false start and the time he recovered that fumble.

:lol I'll pass that on