Colts vs Texans MFing Game Thread

[J.T.]

Dwight Freeney is a beastly god

That is all

[dirk4mvp]

The chode was holding him and he still got the sack :lol

[LOL texans]

The chode was holding him and he still got the sack :lol

:lol

[J.T.]

Speaking of chodes, Austin Collie needs to stop playing like one

[J.T.]

Reggie Wayne cleaning up the mess

I wonder if Jon Gruden will start calling him "the janitor"

[LOL texans]

Reggie Wayne cleaning up the mess

I wonder if Jon Gruden will start calling him "the janitor"

Wayne - Head of Custodial Environmental Care Services

[LOL texans]

lol Clark turning Cushing around twice

[J.T.]

Peyton on pace for 75 pass attempts

[LOL texans]

Peyton on pace for 75 pass attempts

Clark on pace for 20 catches

[dirk4mvp]

Saturday :smokin

[J.T.]

Touchdown bitches

Time for another three and out

[LOL texans]

lol texan fan lack of representation

[LOL texans]

Saturday :smokin

Thats why I have him in my avatar

[J.T.]

Saturday :smokin

Definitely tops in the Bill Polian undrafted free agent pickup hall of fame

And prob the real hall of fame too

[J.T.]

lol jacoby jones getting tackled by the fucking kicker :lmao

[J.T.]

that modern warfare 2 shit looks cash brahs

i might have to download it and start playing it tonight

[LOL texans]

lol jacoby jones getting tackled by the fucking kicker :lmao

:lmao

[J.T.]

lol ATRAIN I told you Andre was gonna get owned by rookie CBs today

Powers with the pick

[dirk4mvp]

:rollin

That's some SEC power right there.

[benefactor]

Triple coverage. Schaub is awesome.

[LOL texans]

I keep telling texan fan Shaub blows, but they keep sucking his asshole

[J.T.]

coverage sacks fucking blow

[benefactor]

Sack...then another penalty. :shootme

[LOL texans]

Williams trying to jump in to get a 0.5 sack stat :lmao

And then it doesn't count anyway :lmao

[benefactor]

This is getting ridiculous.

[J.T.]

texans playing like the cowboys with all these penalties

[benefactor]

texans playing like the cowboys with all these penalties
Indeed.

[benefactor]

lol Texans

[LOL texans]

lots of drops today...we are having a very sloppy practice

[J.T.]

it seems like peyton has thrown more than 5 incompletes

[J.T.]

matt MFing stover

[benefactor]

Held 'em to a FG. That's huge considering the circumstances.

[LOL texans]

lol Texans

glad to see you finally making some sense.

[J.T.]

lol did you see Matt Shaub fake like he was going to block and then back off? :lmao

[LOL texans]

Jones will never be more than a decent returner. Don't know why they think he can play WR.

[LOL texans]

lol did you see Matt Shaub fake like he was going to block and then back off? :lmao

:lmao...he got scared.

[SpursFanFirst]

I just woke up and we're already ahead 10? Sweeeeeet!

[dirk4mvp]

There's just not much you can do when you've got those 2 coming after you.

[J.T.]

that lucas oil stadium roof looks like it would be a cool place to burn a couple joints at halftime

im putting that on my bucket list

[SpursFanFirst]

Saturday :smokin

What did Saturday do?

[J.T.]

The Janitor

Mopping it up

[J.T.]

What did Saturday do?

sick block on the touchdown

[SpursFanFirst]

it seems like peyton has thrown more than 5 incompletes

He was like that last week too.

Sorry. I'm just catching up on the comments.

[J.T.]

Peyton now on pace for 100 pass attempts with the way the Texans offense is playing

[SpursFanFirst]

that lucas oil stadium roof looks like it would be a cool place to burn a couple joints at halftime

im putting that on my bucket list

:lol

[SpursFanFirst]

OK. I'm all caught up.

Hey, where are all the Texan fans who were talking crap this last week? :huh

[Spursfan092120]

Texans aren't looking too hot. My fantasy team, on the other hand, is looking pristine. With Indy's defense, Peyton, Clark, and Cedric Benson, I'm ahead 41-18 right now. :D

[LOL texans]

OK. I'm all caught up.

Hey, where are all the Texan fans who were talking crap this last week? :huh

They eating crow right now. They are very embarassed right now.

[SpursFanFirst]

woooo!

[SpursFanFirst]

Rosevelt Colvin is on our sports team through the NFL season, and last night, he said the Colts were going to lose today. Hm.

[benefactor]

...and that is penalty #7.

[LOL texans]

Peyton straight owning today

[benefactor]

#8...but the Colts save us from ourselves.

[SpursFanFirst]

last night, our sports guy made the comment that, if something happens to Manning, we now have a decent backup with Addai. lol Poor Sorgi!

[J.T.]

this game is making me think the colts are moving addai to wr

i guess they didn't like his audition at qb last week

[SpursFanFirst]

another overthrown ball. Manning is off lately.

[benefactor]

Bend but don't break...another FG.

[benefactor]

13-0 is much more manageable than 21-0.

[dirk4mvp]

this game is making me thing the colts are moving addai to wr

It is pretty weird.

[SpursFanFirst]

this game is making me thing the colts are moving addai to wr

He'd probably be a better wr than rb. He's quite versatile.

[SpursFanFirst]

He also played QB in high school.

[benefactor]

Ok offense...wake the hell up. I know we miss Daniels but damn, something's gotta give.

[LOL texans]

lol Shaub with the overthrow

[dirk4mvp]

sons what beasts those 2 are.

[benefactor]

Just kill me.

[LOL texans]

Dwight

[J.T.]

Freeney and Mathis tag teaming that ass

[benefactor]

Our whole defense is going to need IV's before halftime.

[dirk4mvp]

Finally a drive not starting around the 20. Put that shit in for 6.

[SpursFanFirst]

Not to throw salt on Benefactor's wounds, but I thought the Texans were supposed to be better than this.
I haven't watched any of their games this season - just read articles.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Not to throw salt on Benefactor's wounds, but I thought the Texans were supposed to be better than this.
I haven't watched any of their games this season - just read articles.

This is really nothing unusual. They played like this in all of their loses. Even last week they looked this bad but luckily they played the shitty bills.

[Dr. Gonzo]

This is exactly how they looked in the first half against the Cards.

[J.T.]

Peyton might get to 300 yards in the first half

[Dr. Gonzo]

Peyton might get to 300 yards in the first half

He would if they stopped trying to run the ball.

[benefactor]

Not to throw salt on Benefactor's wounds, but I thought the Texans were supposed to be better than this.
I haven't watched any of their games this season - just read articles.
Dr. Gonzo pretty much hit it on the head. They can't find any middle ground...either they are really good or really bad. It's not even a game to game thing. They do it from half to half too.

[benefactor]

Oh...and my wounds with this team have been reopened way to many times for salt to affect them. :)

[benefactor]

Besides the penalties...I have to give props to the D. We should be getting blown out right now.

[benefactor]

Oh snap! A first down!

[Dr. Gonzo]

Oh...and my wounds with this team have been reopened way to many times for salt to affect them. :)

Exactly. I'm completely desensitized to the Texans sucking.

[benefactor]

Dressen with his best O.D. impression.

[Dr. Gonzo]

The Colts need to really start beating themselves for the Texans to have a chance at a comeback.

[benefactor]

Wow...look what running the ball does for you. I can't believe it took us this long to figure it out.

[benefactor]

Play action should start opening up now.

[benefactor]

Anthony Hill?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Where is Bennie Joppru when we need him?

[SpursFanFirst]

peyton already broke records this game.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4635130

[Dr. Gonzo]

If they run the ball here I'm going to shit myself. There is no way they get the 1 yard they need by running the ball.

[dirk4mvp]

Who is that douche with the hair?

[J.T.]

colts defense playing like they're bored right now

[Dr. Gonzo]

J.T.'s thread >> ATRAIN's thread

[benefactor]

Damn...helluva call by baby Shanahan. He can be so good and so bad.

[Dr. Gonzo]

If they can keep it to 6 points at the half that will be huge.

[J.T.]

you know peytons gonna crank that two minute drill for a TD like hes done in every game

[weebo]

They have to punch this one in....four down territory. A field goal at this point would be demoralizing.

[Dr. Gonzo]

They have to punch this one in....four down territory. A field goal at this point would be demoralizing.

lol they aren't punching anything in anywhere. The will need to throw this fucking thing in the end zone.

[benefactor]

They have to punch this one in....four down territory. A field goal at this point would be demoralizing.
Indeed. Anything less than 7 is a disappointment. I agree with Gonzo though...we will need to throw it in.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Stupid asses should've snapped it so they won't review this play.

[SpursFanFirst]

go caldwell!

[TheProfessor]

Wow. Did the Texans just blow it by not getting a play off before the warning?

[J.T.]

caldwell's first coach challenge

[dirk4mvp]

What a nutkick if the Colts get that back.

[benefactor]

We are about to lose this ball.

[SpursFanFirst]

environmentalists wouldn't be very happy with that Kohler commercial. Just sayin'

[benefactor]

Stupid asses should've snapped it so they won't review this play.
I know...I was screaming at the damn TV.

[Amarelooms]

lol at the Texans...that's a touchback..and if Indy gets the ball it's gonna be 6 :elephant

[SpursFanFirst]

caldwell's first coach challenge

Are you sure? I'm pretty sure he's done it before.

[weebo]

Damn this crap....this kinda shit always happens. This is the problem I have with this team. They can't seem to catch any breaks and they don't make breaks for themselves.

[Dr. Gonzo]

This sucks.

[LOL texans]

I hope the texans can get a score here. I want to see Peyton break some passing records today.

[SpursFanFirst]

I hope the texans can get a score here. I want to see Peyton break some passing records today.

Did you see my comment a few minutes ago?
He's already made one record today...heading for more.

[LOL texans]

Damn this crap....this kinda shit always happens. This is the problem I have with this team. They can't seem to catch any breaks and they don't make breaks for themselves.

Good teams don't have to depend on "breaks" to win games. They just win games regardless.

[SpursFanFirst]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4635130

INDIANAPOLIS -- Peyton Manning is the first NFL quarterback to pass for 40,000 yards in any decade.

Peyton Manning

Manning

Manning needed 19 yards to reach the milestone. He did it on a 5-yard completion to Pierre Garcon in the first quarter of Sunday's game against the Houston Texans.

That could be the first of many accomplishments for Manning on Sunday. If the Colts win, Manning will tie Fran Tarkenton for fourth place on the career wins list for quarterbacks with 125. He also needs four touchdown passes to become the first in league history to throw for 300 in a decade.

Among his accomplishments this season, Manning became the fastest quarterback to 4,000 completions and passed Tarkenton for third place on the career touchdowns list.

[dirk4mvp]

Did you see my comment a few minutes ago?
He's already made one record today...heading for more.

The 40,000 in a decade? That's insane.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Looks like the ref is laughing at the Texans. lol

[LOL texans]

Did you see my comment a few minutes ago?
He's already made one record today...heading for more.

I didn't, I'll check it out though.:toast

[SpursFanFirst]

:lmao Texans! Should've snapped it, Houston!

[benefactor]

FML.

I need a beer.

[jag]

hahahahaha

[TheProfessor]

Devastating.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Mother fucker. They should have snapped that fucking ball.

[weebo]

ofcourse....:bang

[Amarelooms]

I know my footballs bitches....suck it :elephant

[dirk4mvp]

:lmao

[LOL texans]

So does Moats get benched now for Slaton, :lol

[J.T.]

Fuck yeah

[SpursFanFirst]

I didn't, I'll check it out though.:toast

I posted the article just now for ya

[Dr. Gonzo]

Oh well. Those are the breaks.

[benefactor]

Houston...where shooting off all your toes one at a time happens.

[LOL texans]

Shaub is so stupid. He has a stupid looking face too.

[Amarelooms]

Any doubt that Indy gonna score a TD now? :elephant

[J.T.]

Are you sure? I'm pretty sure he's done it before.

No, he was going to in one of the games, I think Arizona or Tennessee, and the ref told him he couldn't challenge in that situation.

[SpursFanFirst]

Mother fucker. They should have snapped that fucking ball.

And Caldwell gave them all sorts of time to do that.

[jag]

Look at Gary trying to save his job....priceless

[weebo]

Good teams don't have to depend on "breaks" to win games. They just win games regardless.

Good and great teams always make breaks for themselves....just look at what happened. The Colts just caught a break.:rolleyes

[LOL texans]

dirty mother fucker

[dirk4mvp]

:smokin

[jag]

Wow, this league has turned into one giant pussy-fest.

[Amarelooms]

Hey Manning you redneck prick...throw it to Wayne for a TD...I need some points in my FB

:elephant

[J.T.]

yeah that was a completely legit defenseless receiver flag

[SpursFanFirst]

Good and great teams always make breaks for themselves....just look at what happened. The Colts just caught a break.:rolleyes

Your comment would imply that the Colts got lucky there by a missed call or something.
The Colts saw a bad call and took advantage of it.
There's a difference.

[weebo]

Refs doing everything possible to give the Colts this game.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Dallas Clark is a pussy.

[dirk4mvp]

Next time just take Clark's head off. He doesn't need it to rape the Texans.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Dallas Clark is a pussy.

Ok that was uncalled for. You can't blame him for the pussy NFL rules. He's actually a great TE.

[J.T.]

Refs doing everything possible to give the Colts this game.

this ain't the SEC bitch

ain't the colts fault (or the refs) the texans didnt run a play to block them from reviewing that fumble

[LOL texans]

Refs doing everything possible to give the Colts this game.

Shut the fuck up. Colts are clearly a superior team...leave it to a stupid fucking texan fan to say the reason the Colts are winning is because of the refs....:lmao

[SpursFanFirst]

Refs doing everything possible to give the Colts this game.

:lmao Awww...you're "precious."

[dirk4mvp]

SEC winning the game for the Colts.

Peyton, Addai, and Powers :hat

[SpursFanFirst]

damn.

[Amarelooms]

Shut the fuck up. Colts are clearly a superior team...leave it to a stupid fucking texan fan to say the reason the Colts are winning is because of the refs....:lmao

Saints would own your team....AHAHA pick by Manning :elephant

[SpursFanFirst]

we were so close too.

[benefactor]

Maybe God doesn't hate us after all.

[Dr. Gonzo]

haha finally Manning fucks up. That's what they need. Manning to fuck up.

[jag]

The Texans will find a way to come up without points before the half.

[J.T.]

Fucking refs doing everything they can to keep Texans in the game

Can't believe they made Peyton throw that int

[LOL texans]

Peyton can do it all. He can get in the way so that someone else can make the tackle saving a pick 6.

[Dr. Gonzo]

The Texans will find a way to come up without points before the half.

I predict two fucked up pass plays and then a kneel to end the half.

[J.T.]

Saints would own your team....AHAHA pick by Manning :elephant

you do realize the colts bitch owned the saints the last time they played each other

[Dr. Gonzo]

That's two fucked up pass plays.

[LOL texans]

Jones is trash.

[J.T.]

the way this game is going the texans will punt and after the return peyton will have 13 seconds and still get a fg out of it

[Dr. Gonzo]

I almost called it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Jones is trash.

I agree with this.

[J.T.]

time for a madden style fg miss return

easiest play to pull off in the game except for anything out of the full house formation

just ask dirk

[SpursFanFirst]

miss, miss, miss

[LOL texans]

Saints would own your team....AHAHA pick by Manning :elephant

lol...Brees isn't even in the same league with Peyton.

[jag]

You're one kneel short of being a prophet.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Fuck this. Wide left.

[SpursFanFirst]

:lol

[SpursFanFirst]

why did we call a TO...dang it!

[Dr. Gonzo]

You're one kneel short of being a prophet.

I know this team pretty well.

[SpursFanFirst]

Gonzo, before, this game, I always thought you were a Colts fan.

[jag]

I love watching the Texans play...as long as i'm watching it with Texans fan.

[Dr. Gonzo]

haha I was wrong. Dammit. The 3 points do nothing.

[benefactor]

Kris Brown...I love you man.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Gonzo, before, this game, I always thought you were a Colts fan.

Not at all. I have large amounts of respect for the Colts but I'm not a fan. I am a fan of Manning but never a Colts fan.

[J.T.]

haha I was wrong. Dammit. The 3 points do nothing.

Colts prob gonna onside kick and get it back after half anyway

[Dr. Gonzo]

I did like watching them during the Jim Harbaugh years though.

[benefactor]

Well...if recent history has anything to say, we should come out and dominate the second half.

[Amarelooms]

you do realize the colts bitch owned the saints the last time they played each other

Yeah cause the Saints aren't better this year....suck it loser...Saints would have 21+ points on your candy ass already

:elephant

[LOL texans]

Yeah cause the Saints aren't better this year....suck it loser...Saints would have 21+ points on your candy ass already

:elephant

Yeah, and the Colts would have 28.

[LOL texans]

Well...if recent history has anything to say, we should come out and dominate the second half.


:lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

:lmao

I think by recent history he meant the last 5 or so games. Not recent history against the Colts.

[SpursFanFirst]

bears are getting their butts kicked!

[SpursFanFirst]

halftime went by fast!

[Dr. Gonzo]

That should have been a penalty for a hit on a defenseless kick returner.

[weebo]

As bad as the first half was, there's still hope. :)

[LOL texans]

bears are getting their butts kicked!


They are who we thought they were.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/lbrownie/dennis-green-crown.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

Woo hoo Slaton didn't fumble!!

:elephant

[SpursFanFirst]

They are who we thought they were.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/lbrownie/dennis-green-crown.jpg

:lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

Schaub looked like a young Mike Vick out there on that play.

[weebo]

Nice opening drive by the Texans. If they can punish the Colts on the ground, it'll make for an interesting fourth quarter.

[SpursFanFirst]

D-e-f-e-n-s-e

[benefactor]

Kevin Walter dammit!!!!!

[SpursFanFirst]

Push 'em back! Push 'em back! Waaaaaay back! :lol

[jag]

Melvin Bullitt...You're better than that, son.

TAMU nigga

[weebo]

touchdown!!

[SpursFanFirst]

ummm...hello! he was WIDE open! What the heck?

[benefactor]

Hell Yeah! We have a ball game folks.

[LOL texans]

I feel bad for Slaton...

[J.T.]

On this next drive Peyton is gonna be like chode bloaded I said

[SpursFanFirst]

OK, Peyton, friend...time to break more records, please.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Now time to put a stop on D and no more retarded penalties.

I have a terrible feeling the Texans are just tickling my ass with a feather and will still end up blowing it by a big margin.

[SpursFanFirst]

On this next drive Peyton is gonna be like chode bloaded I said

What does this phrase mean, exactly?

[Dr. Gonzo]

What does this phrase mean, exactly?

It's Mookie Crew speak for "Peyton is going to have a great drive."

[benefactor]

I keep getting this strange message after some of my posts....

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q45/gospelrapper/ignoreme.jpg

I may need to ask Kori about it.

[J.T.]

What does this phrase mean, exactly?

Ask CBF

[Dr. Gonzo]

I keep getting this strange message after some of my posts....

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q45/gospelrapper/ignoreme.jpg

I may need to ask Kori about it.

Don't be a bitch and put people on ignore.

[benefactor]

Dammit...more penalties.

[SpursFanFirst]

It's Mookie Crew speak for "Peyton is going to have a great drive."

Ah...yay!

[J.T.]

I keep getting this strange message after some of my posts....

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q45/gospelrapper/ignoreme.jpg

I may need to ask Kori about it.

actually using the ignore function is pretty bush league brah

its the internet

[weebo]

another boneheaded penalty...how the hell do you expect to win if you keep beating yourself

[SpursFanFirst]

I keep getting this strange message after some of my posts....

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q45/gospelrapper/ignoreme.jpg

I may need to ask Kori about it.

:lol

[benefactor]

I don't mind smack talk from real fans, but I have no reason to waste my time responding to trolls that create a username that lol's another team.

[LOL texans]

lol ignore lists...what a puss :lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

If the Texans pull this out I will never post in the NFL forum again.

[benefactor]

actually using the ignore function is pretty bush league brah

its the internet
Me>>>the internet. :D

[Brodie Bruce]

It's Mookie Crew speak for "Peyton is going to have a great drive."

J.T. is part of the Mookie Crew? :wtf

[Dr. Gonzo]

J.T. is part of the Mookie Crew? :wtf

You don't have to be from France to speak French.

[weebo]

If the Texans pull this out I will never post in the NFL forum again.

why would you do that? its just a stupid football game.

[SpursFanFirst]

If the Texans pull this out I will never post in the NFL forum again.

The NFL forum is the best part of this whole site.
I pretty much ignore the Spurs forum now because it's nothing but drama.

[J.T.]

Peytons gotta be the slowest bastard in the NFL

[benefactor]

Nice. He we come baby.

[Dr. Gonzo]

That's just how I roll.

[weebo]

looks like the defense has picked it up:downspin:

[benefactor]

Peytons gotta be the slowest bastard in the NFL
I'm sure him and Schaub would be neck and neck in the 40.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Peytons gotta be the slowest bastard in the NFL

I had an argument with some douche I work with about QBs and speed. He insisted that QBs have to be fast and that's what makes Romo one of the best QBs in the league. All I said was Peyton Manning and he didn't say a word after that. I found it humourous.

[TheProfessor]

I was almost sure they were going to flag the Texans for that hit on Manning.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Just curious, what was Manning's 40 time at the combine?

[benefactor]

I was almost sure they were going to flag the Texans for that hit on Manning.
It would have been BS...Manning didn't start to slide until the defender was right on top of him.

[weebo]

JOnes baby!

[benefactor]

Jones!

[SpursFanFirst]

ouch. Did the Colts D forget to come out after the half?

[TheProfessor]

That was a hell of a catch.

[benefactor]

Jones>>>Miles Austin. Where is 90210?

[SpursFanFirst]

I had an argument with some douche I work with about QBs and speed. He insisted that QBs have to be fast and that's what makes Romo one of the best QBs in the league. All I said was Peyton Manning and he didn't say a word after that. I found it humourous.

:lmao wooo! :lmao Too funny

[benefactor]

ouch. Did the Colts D forget to come out after the half?
I told you...we are a team of two halves.

[benefactor]

You guys should have put us away when you had the chance.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I've had 8 cups of coffee since the beginning of the game. I'm way too jittery right now.

[weebo]

huge third down conversion

[J.T.]

Of course the Colts bring Tim Jennings into a big third down and can't get off the fucking field

[LOL texans]

Jones>>>Miles Austin. Where is 90210?

No way, you start Mile Austin in fantasy football, you NEVER start Jones....thats a true WR's value.

[TheProfessor]

Texans getting good results on 3rd downs now.

[J.T.]

I've had 8 cups of coffee since the beginning of the game. I'm way too jittery right now.
Can't do coffee

But I'm gonna shoot up some blow if the Colts lose this game

[weebo]

Texans owning the third quarter. The run game is taking over.

[SpursFanFirst]

You guys should have put us away when you had the chance.

Well, I wouldn't assume the Colts are done.

[TheProfessor]

Can't do coffee

But I'm gonna shoot up some blow if the Colts lose this game
To be fair, this reeks of the usual Texans' comeback before they blow it in the final seconds.

[benefactor]

Damn, what a catch.

[LOL texans]

he didn't even get hit and he got hurt. :lol

[benefactor]

Dammit...Johnson down.