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JamStone
11-11-2009, 03:47 PM
Given the facts and an irrefutable set of circumstances, using every variable and mathematical equation, the only logical conclusion as to your place in life...

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/spockilluzion-1.jpg

... is as a geisha girl...

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/Geishailluzion-1.jpg

... a drag queen performer...

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/dragilluzion-1.jpg

... or Richard Simmons.

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/richardilluzion-1.jpg

Good luck in life. Live long and prosperous.

benefactor
11-11-2009, 03:50 PM
Given the facts and an irrefutable set of circumstances, using every variable and mathematical equation, the only logical conclusion as to your place in life...

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/spockilluzion-1.jpg


Good luck in life. Live long and prosperous.
Outstanding. :lol

florige
11-11-2009, 03:57 PM
You think these are brutal? Nah....just the tip of the iceberg. :lmao



:lol I think Mouse and Jamstone needs to have a photo op square off! These pics are incredible.

JudynTX
11-11-2009, 03:58 PM
:lol I think Mouse and Jamstone needs to have a photo op square off! These pics are incredible.

I like the sound of that. Make it happen. :lol

JamStone
11-11-2009, 04:06 PM
I can't do special effects or any of that shit... :(

DarkReign
11-11-2009, 04:13 PM
^ Google "GIF animator"

'tis free.

mouse
11-11-2009, 04:21 PM
I can't do special effects or any of that shit... :(


Dude I am using 1998 basic print shop pro.

just use the warp tool drag and save,

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/th_drag-test.jpg (http://s125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/?action=view&current=drag-test.flv)

mouse
11-11-2009, 04:34 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/th_test-5-1.jpg (http://s125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/?action=view&current=test-5-1.flv)

JamStone
11-11-2009, 05:14 PM
Lol, I guess I'll look into it... but I can be lazy about learning those kinds of thing. I've actually wanted to learn more about gifs for a while but been too lazy about actually taking the time to do so.

And this is for PandaSpur:

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/peeweeilluzion-1.jpg

koriwhat
11-11-2009, 05:18 PM
WTF sperm guzzler?! Don't bring me into because these dudes are calling you out on your faggery.

sperm guzzler? faggery?

what are you 10 yrs old? lame...

mouse
11-11-2009, 05:30 PM
sperm guzzler? faggery?

what are you 10 yrs old? lame...

have to agree that is really out dated at least use man chowder and that is 1999-2000 era

koriwhat
11-11-2009, 05:52 PM
have to agree that is really out dated at least use man chowder and that is 1999-2000 era

:lol

JamStone
11-11-2009, 05:54 PM
Sorry Spurs fans, I had to do this...

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/RJilluzion-1.jpg

xtremesteven33
11-11-2009, 05:58 PM
^^
Win.

atxrocker
11-11-2009, 06:00 PM
Sorry Spurs fans, I had to do this...

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/RJilluzion-1.jpg

:lmao:lmao

Alex Jones
11-11-2009, 06:01 PM
Sorry Spurs fans, I had to do this...

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/RJilluzion-1.jpg


:lmao


Hey crop out mouses chops so you have many faces with different tints.

JamStone
11-11-2009, 06:01 PM
Mr. Richard Jefferson, if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it...

Oh, oh, oh...

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/Singleilluzion-1.jpg

MavTalker
11-11-2009, 06:05 PM
JamStone 8

Mouse 6

JamStone
11-11-2009, 10:07 PM
I like this thread. Is nice.

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/boratilluzion-1.jpg

I like riding this hog. He is no. 4 prostitute in Kazakhstan.

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/bikeilluzion-1.jpg

symple19
11-11-2009, 10:22 PM
I like this thread. Is nice.

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/boratilluzion-1.jpg

I like riding this hog. He is no. 4 prostitute in Kazakhstan.

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/bikeilluzion-1.jpg

rofl

iilluzioN
11-11-2009, 10:52 PM
lol funny pics everyone, ill stop posting pics of myself here....

hope this thread starts to die

Alex Jones
11-11-2009, 10:58 PM
lol funny pics everyone, ill stop posting pics of myself here....

hope this thread starts to die

Hope in one hand and shit in the other, tell us which one one fills up first!

florige
11-11-2009, 11:07 PM
Sorry Spurs fans, I had to do this...

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/RJilluzion-1.jpg




:lmao:rollin This one is REALLY good!

Vinnie_Johnson
11-11-2009, 11:12 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/gay-back-moutain.jpg

:lmao

Cry Havoc
11-11-2009, 11:18 PM
Sorry Spurs fans, I had to do this...

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/RJilluzion-1.jpg

Post of the month. BAHAHAHAHAHA.

thispego
11-11-2009, 11:36 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/gay-hump.gif

OMG :vomit::lmao i almost choked. what did cbf do? He owns all of yall!

atxrocker
11-11-2009, 11:42 PM
I'm typically pretty conservative with my props but this thread has been pretty fresh.

atxrocker
11-11-2009, 11:44 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/00-two-gay2.jpg

:lmao

how did I miss this?

Kermit
11-11-2009, 11:49 PM
Tears are pouring out of my eyes. How did I miss this?

mouse
11-12-2009, 02:19 AM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/gay-eat2.gif

Fpoonsie
11-12-2009, 10:45 AM
:lol

Daaaaayum, mouse. ALL your shit's gettin deleted. :td

JamStone
11-12-2009, 11:10 AM
Borat's mankini violates photobucket's terms of use????

Lame.

IronMexican
11-12-2009, 11:26 AM
illuzion is gay.

LOL texans
11-12-2009, 12:06 PM
:lmao

Someone needs to photoshop this fool on the chick in IronMexican's sig...that would funny

JamStone
11-12-2009, 12:30 PM
Cut that shit out with reporting people's pictures on photobucket.
You're just going to keep making it hard on illuzion...

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/edscissorsdone-1.jpg

Hahaha... he said hard on

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/Illuzbeavbutt-1.jpg

We're approaching holiday season so let's not report other people's work.
Just sleep on it. But wake me up before you ho ho...

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/xmaswham-1.jpg

Ok, pussycats? Rawrrrrr...purrrrrr...

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/josiepussycats-1.jpg

Clandestino
11-12-2009, 12:48 PM
this is the best thread ever

SpursBabe99
11-12-2009, 12:59 PM
LMFAO!!! This thread just made my day...it's hilarious!!! :lmao

JudynTX
11-12-2009, 01:04 PM
Lol, I guess I'll look into it... but I can be lazy about learning those kinds of thing. I've actually wanted to learn more about gifs for a while but been too lazy about actually taking the time to do so.

And this is for PandaSpur:

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/peeweeilluzion-1.jpg

:lmao :lmao Thanks!

Fpoonsie
11-12-2009, 01:10 PM
We're approaching holiday season so let's not report other people's work.
Just sleep on it. But wake me up before you ho ho...

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/xmaswham-1.jpg

:rollin

This, and the RJ one are my favorites. Hilarious stuff, JS.

JamStone
11-12-2009, 01:57 PM
:lmao

Someone needs to photoshop this fool on the chick in IronMexican's sig...that would funny

That would be just mean. Who would mess with Laker fan like that?

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/IMsgurlA-1.jpg

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/IMsgurlB-1.jpg

JudynTX
11-12-2009, 02:00 PM
:worthy: OMFG :rollin

DAF86
11-12-2009, 03:09 PM
Not a smart move.

lol I was wrong, iiluzzion just turned himself into a ST legend.

JamStone
11-12-2009, 03:15 PM
I have three more that I did last night, but was going to wait and make these three my finale, at least for this week/weekend since I'll be out of town this weekend and I'm leaving tomorrow afternoon. I was going to wait until later, but eh, here are the last three from me for now...

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/illuzoolander-1.jpg

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/Zoolluzion-1.jpg

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/IlluZoolander-2.jpg

ShoogarBear
11-12-2009, 03:24 PM
Thought process:

1. Start a thread asking who's the hottest clubber and post a picture of yourself.

2. Oodles of foine babes subsequenty PM you with pictures and phone numbers. You are set for life.

Where did he go wrong?

CuckingFunt
11-12-2009, 03:29 PM
Thought process:

1. Start a thread asking who's the hottest clubber and post a picture of yourself.

2. Oodles of foine babes subsequenty PM you with pictures and phone numbers. You are set for life.

Where did he go wrong?

Well, for one thing, as the thread last week about 6s and 7s being treated like 10s established, there was a flaw in assuming there were any foine babes here to PM pictures and phone numbers.

LOL texans
11-12-2009, 08:38 PM
That would be just mean. Who would mess with Laker fan like that?

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/IMsgurlA-1.jpg

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/IMsgurlB-1.jpg




:lmao

Nice Jamstone....FTW!!!!

Spursfan092120
11-12-2009, 08:55 PM
ok..seriously..for this guy to cement himself as a legend, someone needs to make one of these photoshops as their avatar...that would be priceless.

IronMexican
11-12-2009, 08:57 PM
illuzion is a queer.

florige
11-12-2009, 10:47 PM
I have three more that I did last night, but was going to wait and make these three my finale, at least for this week/weekend since I'll be out of town this weekend and I'm leaving tomorrow afternoon. I was going to wait until later, but eh, here are the last three from me for now...

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/illuzoolander-1.jpg

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/Zoolluzion-1.jpg

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/IlluZoolander-2.jpg




Hey Jam can you photoshop his face onto Funts sig of the girl sitting on his lap? :lol

kbrury
11-12-2009, 11:50 PM
I have a request, it would be cool if someone did the Barkley Bavetta kiss.

symple19
11-12-2009, 11:54 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/wv5puw.jpg


http://i38.tinypic.com/2cy2k95.jpg

:lmao

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-13-2009, 01:09 AM
Hokey smokes. A veritable Goliath.

I haven't seen anybody that tall since Sil_Black.

SpursBabe99
11-13-2009, 01:13 AM
Omg seriously, I've been having the shittiest November so far and this thread really picks up my spirits!

So I guess, thanks iilluzioN! I have a laugh when I need it & know the rest of the day is gonna be ok :lol

iilluzioN
11-13-2009, 01:34 AM
Took some pics with my crackberry this last weekend.....

im sure you guys would talk shit....

but i dont care... you guys are funny lol

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/l_eaa0eab37ffa69b82983c926076f47d2.jpg

as you guy can see we all was hella drunk/crunk:lol

iilluzioN
11-13-2009, 01:35 AM
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/47/l_6d0bccc0f0dacb40493605c9e7de36d5.jpg
my friend and his girl

iilluzioN
11-13-2009, 01:35 AM
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/97/l_11895a430c23d242cf7e82aefc28d623.jpg

kbrury
11-13-2009, 01:37 AM
just fueling the fire man, that second pic is going to be hilarious soon.

Greg Oden
11-13-2009, 01:42 AM
brah where do you live? I didn't think there were that many homos in Boston.

iilluzioN
11-13-2009, 01:43 AM
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/109/l_df4bedfa9567bf847a5f5eccbc0c6381.jpg

iilluzioN
11-13-2009, 01:44 AM
I HAD TO TAKE A PIC OF THIS FUCKING FOOL!!!! HAHAHAH... HE REALLY SUCKED!
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/73/l_83cdbeaa864d0e9e661ab32d9a91abbd.jpg

The Reckoning
11-13-2009, 01:44 AM
oh look theyre holding hands thats cute

iilluzioN
11-13-2009, 01:46 AM
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/69/l_10b452465e3a187718f369bf9456a1f6.jpg

iilluzioN
11-13-2009, 01:49 AM
I agree with you guys... I take queer posing pics....
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/32/l_22c48752ec02916a3ace388aaee8eaf8.jpg

iilluzioN
11-13-2009, 01:50 AM
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/71/l_13e484882a484be19aea78fac50ae55a.jpg

iilluzioN
11-13-2009, 01:50 AM
Ill post a video of me playing basketball soon!

The Final Countdown
11-13-2009, 01:57 AM
Looks like your comfortable taking in this new internet celebrity status. :tu

iilluzioN
11-13-2009, 01:58 AM
Looks like your comfortable taking in this new internet celebrity status. :tu

I feel like a celebrity all the time, im used to it

lol @ cocky :rolleyes :lol

iilluzioN
11-13-2009, 01:59 AM
Took some pics with my crackberry this last weekend.....

im sure you guys would talk shit....

but i dont care... you guys are funny lol

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/l_eaa0eab37ffa69b82983c926076f47d2.jpg

as you guys can see we all was hella drunk/crunk:lol


OMFG! NICK lost :hat

TDMVPDPOY
11-13-2009, 02:13 AM
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/4818/1212copy.jpg

iilluzioN
11-13-2009, 02:23 AM
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/4818/1212copy.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/dq3q4z.gif

iilluzioN
11-13-2009, 02:29 AM
illuzion is a queer.

http://threadbombing.com/data/media/2/done.gif

mouse
11-13-2009, 02:34 AM
My photo bucket has expired if not I would contribute.

iilluzioN
11-13-2009, 02:37 AM
My photo bucket has expired if not I would contribute.

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/juice/chris%20hansen.jpg

mouse
11-13-2009, 02:43 AM
But I can still post shit that is on there now.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-3/mini_me-kid.jpg

JamStone
11-13-2009, 03:15 AM
I wasn't going to anymore for the week, but too many gems introduced last night...


Hey Jam can you photoshop his face onto Funts sig of the girl sitting on his lap? :lol

This sig?

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/jesusB-1.jpg


http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/4818/1212copy.jpg

You beat me to it, but here's a variation:

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/TK12-1.jpg

And for the hell of it, sorry GBS:

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/GBSgirl-1.jpg

sabar
11-13-2009, 03:37 AM
Just embrace your emo self :dramaquee

Lol @ this thread. Internet suicide?

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/7100/s5030366.jpg

ginobili's bald spot
11-13-2009, 04:02 AM
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/GBSgirl-1.jpg


:lol:toast

symple19
11-13-2009, 04:39 AM
Illuzion, the douche who keeps on giving.

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/6/633509717882537542-acceptance.jpg

sabar
11-13-2009, 04:44 AM
Oh, he's accepted it.

Log in with your troll before you start drinking.

JudynTX
11-13-2009, 09:15 AM
Cheese & Rice!!!

This shit is too freaking funny!! :lmao :lmao

PhotoShop
11-13-2009, 09:23 AM
:tu at this thread. :lol

JudynTX
11-13-2009, 09:54 AM
This has to be Thread of the Year! :tu

JoeChalupa
11-13-2009, 10:07 AM
I missed this. :lmao

desflood
11-13-2009, 10:10 AM
It's a classic for sure.

DarkReign
11-13-2009, 10:44 AM
I dont 'shop pics, but man, the pics youre posting dont even require any alteration!

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/l_eaa0eab37ffa69b82983c926076f47d2.jpg

What...the...fuck? Are those zig-zags in the side of your friends head?! What year is it and who the fuck is he, Vanilla Ice? Is he wearing parachute pants? Bet you fags have a dance-off that requires upside down golf hats to determine which one of you get to touch the boob of one of these beasts...

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/71/l_13e484882a484be19aea78fac50ae55a.jpg

Who is the fucking transvestite in the middle? Is that you in drag with your hair down? Where'd you pick that dude up, an online ad? Newsflash: When "her" name is TS Jennifer, you can be sure youre barking up the right tree, considering your douche complexity.

And what the hell is with the "females" you roll with having more tatoos than career bikers? I mean, usually bikers have a cool story attached to their tatoos like "This when Johnny Red died" or "This is my old-old lady who fell off on I69, havent seen her since".

I could only imagine the stories you have to endure that could even justify that travesty of permanent skin pigment slapped together on the broad under TS Jennifer's arm, there. Looks like the tatooist got sick of listening to her dumb stories after 4 fucking hours and started dumping color on every white unicorn she actually asked for out of spite.

Is that a gang-thing on her hand? Ive only known two people to have tattoos on that portion of their hands...they were convicts who did lengthy stints in prison. And judging by Ugly Tattoo's personal style and obvious attraction to men who look like women (you, btw), I guess it isnt unthinkable she spent a certain amount of time having broomsticks shoved in her nether regions for purposes other than sweeping out the cobwebs that must have accumulated in her time spent with your Mohawk Douche-Crew.

Its just a shame she had to go to prison, be raped and released to find what actually turns her on and pleasures her. If I were her, I'd blame you and the faggot youre arm wrestling with.

Do yourself a favor, shave your stupid fucking head and start over, stop pouting in pictures, drop the TS/TV back off on whatever-the-fuck Skid Row street you found him on, empty all bottles of self-tan you have in your house (yes, even the emergency bottle you keep under your socks), kick the Mohawk fag in the head when he's sleeping just because he deserves it (tell him its from me...do it really hard though), keep the ex-con's number around though because youre going to need her for training because its clear your view of what a man is is completely skewed by your regional handicap (living in Boston is a handicap, see accent for proof) and your choice of friends who have the same warped view of reality.

Think about what youre doing, friend. When youre 40, which is 20 short years from now, youre going to have to look at yourself in pictures and explain your homosexuality to whomever sees them, whether its true or not. Imagine if your son is the football star in high school, grabbing straight "A's" throughout, got a scholarship all lined up to play at a D1 school....and then he sees his dad's 20-something pictures.

Next thing you know he drops out, has a mohawk and is dating a bitch named "Lovely" who has an exceptionally low voice and what appears to be an Adam's apple. He starts arm-wrestling with other Mohawk-ed men in an attempt to hide their obvious feminine traits and likeness. Drinking some weak-ass beer like Dos Equies (or however you spell that piss beer) because "the dude in the commercials is awesome!"

Yeah, he is awesome. Thats because he doesnt act like a chick, hang out with transgenders, have a mohawk, arm wrestle anyone or leave women routinely unsatisfied that prison becomes a better option. He can be forgiven for his poor taste in beer...you however cannot overcome such a glaring shortcoming.

If you need anymore advice, just keep posting pics. I am quite sure we at ST can help you gain the proper perspective of the rut youre in, what with your hair being the way it is and your women being of questionable gender. We'll get you slump-busted yet, but its going to take effort on your part. Think of it like quitting smoking, only mentally replace a nicotine addiction with a need to read your Redbook subscription and you'll have made immediate progress.

Spursfan092120
11-13-2009, 11:38 AM
:lol:toast
seriously though..that girl in your sig is amazingly hot.

Spursfan092120
11-13-2009, 11:38 AM
New Spurstalk award...Thread of the Year..this is it..definitely..

JamStone
11-13-2009, 12:11 PM
One for the road.

Hottest Chippendale's VIP clubber, cyclops iiluzioN...

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/chipsclubber-1.jpg

Spursfan092120
11-13-2009, 01:10 PM
I dont 'shop pics, but man, the pics youre posting dont even require any alteration!

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/l_eaa0eab37ffa69b82983c926076f47d2.jpg

What...the...fuck? Are those zig-zags in the side of your friends head?! What year is it and who the fuck is he, Vanilla Ice? Is he wearing parachute pants? Bet you fags have a dance-off that requires upside down golf hats to determine which one of you get to touch the boob of one of these beasts...

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/71/l_13e484882a484be19aea78fac50ae55a.jpg

Who is the fucking transvestite in the middle? Is that you in drag with your hair down? Where'd you pick that dude up, an online ad? Newsflash: When "her" name is TS Jennifer, you can be sure youre barking up the right tree, considering your douche complexity.

And what the hell is with the "females" you roll with having more tatoos than career bikers? I mean, usually bikers have a cool story attached to their tatoos like "This when Johnny Red died" or "This is my old-old lady who fell off on I69, havent seen her since".

I could only imagine the stories you have to endure that could even justify that travesty of permanent skin pigment slapped together on the broad under TS Jennifer's arm, there. Looks like the tatooist got sick of listening to her dumb stories after 4 fucking hours and started dumping color on every white unicorn she actually asked for out of spite.

Is that a gang-thing on her hand? Ive only known two people to have tattoos on that portion of their hands...they were convicts who did lengthy stints in prison. And judging by Ugly Tattoo's personal style and obvious attraction to men who look like women (you, btw), I guess it isnt unthinkable she spent a certain amount of time having broomsticks shoved in her nether regions for purposes other than sweeping out the cobwebs that must have accumulated in her time spent with your Mohawk Douche-Crew.

Its just a shame she had to go to prison, be raped and released to find what actually turns her on and pleasures her. If I were her, I'd blame you and the faggot youre arm wrestling with.

Do yourself a favor, shave your stupid fucking head and start over, stop pouting in pictures, drop the TS/TV back off on whatever-the-fuck Skid Row street you found him on, empty all bottles of self-tan you have in your house (yes, even the emergency bottle you keep under your socks), kick the Mohawk fag in the head when he's sleeping just because he deserves it (tell him its from me...do it really hard though), keep the ex-con's number around though because youre going to need her for training because its clear your view of what a man is is completely skewed by your regional handicap (living in Boston is a handicap, see accent for proof) and your choice of friends who have the same warped view of reality.

Think about what youre doing, friend. When youre 40, which is 20 short years from now, youre going to have to look at yourself in pictures and explain your homosexuality to whomever sees them, whether its true or not. Imagine if your son is the football star in high school, grabbing straight "A's" throughout, got a scholarship all lined up to play at a D1 school....and then he sees his dad's 20-something pictures.

Next thing you know he drops out, has a mohawk and is dating a bitch named "Lovely" who has an exceptionally low voice and what appears to be an Adam's apple. He starts arm-wrestling with other Mohawk-ed men in an attempt to hide their obvious feminine traits and likeness. Drinking some weak-ass beer like Dos Equies (or however you spell that piss beer) because "the dude in the commercials is awesome!"

Yeah, he is awesome. Thats because he doesnt act like a chick, hang out with transgenders, have a mohawk, arm wrestle anyone or leave women routinely unsatisfied that prison becomes a better option. He can be forgiven for his poor taste in beer...you however cannot overcome such a glaring shortcoming.

If you need anymore advice, just keep posting pics. I am quite sure we at ST can help you gain the proper perspective of the rut youre in, what with your hair being the way it is and your women being of questionable gender. We'll get you slump-busted yet, but its going to take effort on your part. Think of it like quitting smoking, only mentally replace a nicotine addiction with a need to read your Redbook subscription and you'll have made immediate progress.
Post of the fucking year.

I. Hustle
11-13-2009, 01:14 PM
http://www.clevver.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jonah_hill.jpgHow did you get to meet the dude from Superbad? Does he always ref your arm wrestling matches?

JJ Hickson
11-13-2009, 01:16 PM
It's a travesty that most of the good pics in this thread are no longer being hosted.

ShoogarBear
11-13-2009, 02:38 PM
:lmao @ Dark Reign going Sam Kinison.

evi11emons
11-13-2009, 02:48 PM
I dont 'shop pics, but man, the pics youre posting dont even require any alteration!

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/l_eaa0eab37ffa69b82983c926076f47d2.jpg

What...the...fuck? Are those zig-zags in the side of your friends head?! What year is it and who the fuck is he, Vanilla Ice? Is he wearing parachute pants? Bet you fags have a dance-off that requires upside down golf hats to determine which one of you get to touch the boob of one of these beasts...

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/71/l_13e484882a484be19aea78fac50ae55a.jpg

Who is the fucking transvestite in the middle? Is that you in drag with your hair down? Where'd you pick that dude up, an online ad? Newsflash: When "her" name is TS Jennifer, you can be sure youre barking up the right tree, considering your douche complexity.

And what the hell is with the "females" you roll with having more tatoos than career bikers? I mean, usually bikers have a cool story attached to their tatoos like "This when Johnny Red died" or "This is my old-old lady who fell off on I69, havent seen her since".

I could only imagine the stories you have to endure that could even justify that travesty of permanent skin pigment slapped together on the broad under TS Jennifer's arm, there. Looks like the tatooist got sick of listening to her dumb stories after 4 fucking hours and started dumping color on every white unicorn she actually asked for out of spite.

Is that a gang-thing on her hand? Ive only known two people to have tattoos on that portion of their hands...they were convicts who did lengthy stints in prison. And judging by Ugly Tattoo's personal style and obvious attraction to men who look like women (you, btw), I guess it isnt unthinkable she spent a certain amount of time having broomsticks shoved in her nether regions for purposes other than sweeping out the cobwebs that must have accumulated in her time spent with your Mohawk Douche-Crew.

Its just a shame she had to go to prison, be raped and released to find what actually turns her on and pleasures her. If I were her, I'd blame you and the faggot youre arm wrestling with.

Do yourself a favor, shave your stupid fucking head and start over, stop pouting in pictures, drop the TS/TV back off on whatever-the-fuck Skid Row street you found him on, empty all bottles of self-tan you have in your house (yes, even the emergency bottle you keep under your socks), kick the Mohawk fag in the head when he's sleeping just because he deserves it (tell him its from me...do it really hard though), keep the ex-con's number around though because youre going to need her for training because its clear your view of what a man is is completely skewed by your regional handicap (living in Boston is a handicap, see accent for proof) and your choice of friends who have the same warped view of reality.

Think about what youre doing, friend. When youre 40, which is 20 short years from now, youre going to have to look at yourself in pictures and explain your homosexuality to whomever sees them, whether its true or not. Imagine if your son is the football star in high school, grabbing straight "A's" throughout, got a scholarship all lined up to play at a D1 school....and then he sees his dad's 20-something pictures.

Next thing you know he drops out, has a mohawk and is dating a bitch named "Lovely" who has an exceptionally low voice and what appears to be an Adam's apple. He starts arm-wrestling with other Mohawk-ed men in an attempt to hide their obvious feminine traits and likeness. Drinking some weak-ass beer like Dos Equies (or however you spell that piss beer) because "the dude in the commercials is awesome!"

Yeah, he is awesome. Thats because he doesnt act like a chick, hang out with transgenders, have a mohawk, arm wrestle anyone or leave women routinely unsatisfied that prison becomes a better option. He can be forgiven for his poor taste in beer...you however cannot overcome such a glaring shortcoming.

If you need anymore advice, just keep posting pics. I am quite sure we at ST can help you gain the proper perspective of the rut youre in, what with your hair being the way it is and your women being of questionable gender. We'll get you slump-busted yet, but its going to take effort on your part. Think of it like quitting smoking, only mentally replace a nicotine addiction with a need to read your Redbook subscription and you'll have made immediate progress.
:worthy::worthy::worthy:

kbrury
11-14-2009, 01:45 AM
this got a little too low needs a few more days of glory.

The Franchise
11-14-2009, 02:03 AM
http://i36.tinypic.com/5aknpd.jpg

:lmao:lmao

Cant_Be_Faded
11-14-2009, 04:07 AM
holy crap dark reign just went fucking awol on your ass

The Reckoning
11-14-2009, 04:08 AM
yeah i can tell dark reign is trying to quit smoking

EmptyMan
11-14-2009, 10:37 AM
Damn I need my slow-mo clapping gif of man from the 20's.

jman3000
11-14-2009, 08:11 PM
um... yea... mouse, please don't post a picture of me and claim that you're me.

thanks.

Alex Jones
11-14-2009, 08:41 PM
um... yea... mouse, please don't post a picture of me and claim that you're me.

thanks.

No problem and thank you for not running to Kori or reporting me to photo bucket.

I can see now why you wouldn't want anyone to claim they was you.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-3/uuu.jpg

Bigzax
11-15-2009, 07:49 AM
great, now i want a milkshake...

TwAnKiEs
11-15-2009, 12:40 PM
great, now i want a milkshake...

+2

LOL texans
11-16-2009, 12:06 PM
So illuzion, how 'bout some new photos from this past weekend? Did y'all arm wrestle and stuff again?

iilluzioN
11-16-2009, 12:18 PM
So illuzion, how 'bout some new photos from this past weekend? Did y'all arm wrestle and stuff again?



I would post more pics, but theres far to many haters in here......


Maybe I should stop...

I mean im young and just enjoying life while I still can you know? :\

LOL texans
11-16-2009, 12:19 PM
I would post more pics, but theres far to many haters in here......


Maybe I should stop...

I mean im young and just enjoying life while I still can you know? :\

Don't let them haters stop you son.

Soul_Patch
11-16-2009, 12:44 PM
Lol @ this thread.

I. Hustle
11-16-2009, 12:53 PM
Haters want to hate
Lovers want to love
I don't want none of the above
I wanna piss on you
drip drip drip

JudynTX
11-16-2009, 01:35 PM
I would post more pics, but theres far to many haters in here......


Maybe I should stop...

I mean im young and just enjoying life while I still can you know? :\

I don't hate you. :)

DarkReign
11-16-2009, 04:13 PM
I would post more pics, but theres far to many haters in here......


Maybe I should stop...

I mean im young and just enjoying life while I still can you know? :\

I dont hate you, I hate your hair. Big difference.

Less douche, more cool. Its a winning formula thats worked for men for generations.

Lets be real honest for a second, the guy who invented the wheel? No mohawk.

The man who created the orgy? I sincerely doubt he had lines shaved into the sides of his legendary head.

The man who invented the brassiere to preserve our womens' natural resources for as long as scientifically possible? I guarantee he didnt pout in photos.

Be proud of who you are, be proud of your culture, be proud of your (androgynous) sexuality, whatever it may be. But damnit, have some goddamn pride, son!

If youre gay, thats cool. Being gay does not automatically mean being flamboyant or speaking with a contrived lisp in an attempt to be more feminine (never understood this trend...hetero or homo women do not speak with lisps).

If youre straight...well, youre doing a real bang-up job of confusing everyone around you. But hey, what the fuck do I know, right? Where Im from, a mohawk and shaved lines on the side of your skull usually comes packaged with pink hair, face piercings, industrial music and a prescription for Prozac (or whatever the flavor of antidepressants is these days). They create screen names like "Cutter666" or "DayOfDespair" and blog about the impending wave of misery theyre going to suffer because some shit-hack indie band is breaking up.

Maybe where you roll (apparently), having mohawks and arm-wrestling are macho things, and having lines shaved into your melon speak to your masculine prowess. I doubt it, but then again, I dont live the metro lifestyle to know the damn difference.

So, maybe its me. Maybe if I was born and lived in some major metropolis like LA, Boston, New York or Miami, I might spend $400 on a pair of pants, drink latté, rock a mohawk, pout in photos and prowl for transgenders.

Maybe. Then again, maybe the world is better with square tires, no orgies and every woman looking like they just stepped out of a NatGeo special on tribal culture.

mouse
11-16-2009, 06:00 PM
um... yea... mouse, please don't post a picture of me and claim that you're me.

thanks. 10-4 :tu

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-3/gay.gif

G-Nob
11-16-2009, 11:17 PM
Well done, people! :lol
This thread as well as the steve nash thread go down as photoshop classics.

benefactor
11-17-2009, 06:36 AM
You should write a book, DarkReign.

Evil Angel
11-17-2009, 07:44 AM
Great job DarkReign. :toast

This thread should have a sticky in an attempt to save our youth from going down this path.

RandomGuy
11-17-2009, 09:21 AM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-gangsta-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

rayray2k8
11-17-2009, 05:06 PM
I knew illuzion was gay, but got damn.. They're not laughing with you bro, they're laughing AT you. :lmao
He's got queer bait written all over him.. I bet it was him that was reporting the images. :rolleyes
What a fucking idiot.

stretch
11-17-2009, 11:24 PM
illuzion is about as gay as it gets

mouse
11-17-2009, 11:31 PM
It could get gayer if I have photo bucket.

mystargtr34
11-18-2009, 02:48 AM
i bet you can suck a mean cock!!!

lmao

MrChug
11-18-2009, 03:58 AM
Don't any of you feel bad about picking on a 13 year old girl? :hat

ATRAIN
11-18-2009, 11:26 AM
lol illuzion

katyon6th
11-18-2009, 11:36 AM
illuzion's friends look cool.

I. Hustle
11-18-2009, 11:42 AM
illuzion's friends look cool.

There you go acting like a 10 again.















lol j/k

G-Nob
11-19-2009, 01:03 AM
Well, at least we still have this to entertain us tonight...

Evil Angel
11-22-2009, 07:06 AM
bump...
This is just too good

Douche-Bag
11-22-2009, 08:28 PM
Some of these looks are off the meat hook yo!

Fer realz

Hooters Girl
11-25-2009, 05:30 PM
me :king


http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=15465&dateline=1247779894&type=profile


Your Hot! PM me!

:makeout

LnGrrrR
12-04-2009, 12:40 PM
I would like to note that illuzions look does not necessarily reflect the look of a majority of Boston fans.

Findog
12-14-2009, 03:33 PM
The OP is a douche but all you guys making fun of him need to post your own picture in order to be able to talk. So here goes, this is me and my girlfriend at the Botanical Gardens about a month ago:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4001/4185436116_efee834d31_o.jpg

Now, that said: :lmao at OP

hater
12-14-2009, 03:36 PM
The OP is a douche but all you guys making fun of him need to post your own picture in order to be able to talk. So here goes, this is me and my girlfriend at the Botanical Gardens about a month ago:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4001/4185436116_efee834d31_o.jpg

Now, that said: :lmao at OP

you look like Jerry West

IronMexican
12-14-2009, 03:37 PM
My pictures already out there. You look like that one actor. I forget his name. He did white men can't jump.

Findog
12-14-2009, 03:38 PM
you look like Jerry West

Could be worse I guess. You could ask Mono or DPG, but I sure as shit don't shoot like him in our pickup games. I'm more of a Battier type on the court.

Findog
12-14-2009, 03:38 PM
My pictures already out there. You look like that one actor. I forget his name. He did white men can't jump.

Woody Harrelson?

DarkReign
12-14-2009, 03:38 PM
illuzion caught me at the right time, I had just quit smoking. I know you, FD, from when you used to go into the PF.

Moreover, you lack a mohawk, so my whole schtick is lost on you. Post some of your douchebag friends doing douchebag stuff and I'll be sure to tear into you for it, I promise.

IronMexican
12-14-2009, 03:39 PM
http://75.125.201.25/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/574px-woody_harrelson_cropped_by_david_shankbone.jpg

duncan228
12-14-2009, 03:40 PM
*~ ST Regs; Self Pics

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=88903

Findog
12-14-2009, 03:41 PM
illuzion caught me at the right time, I had just quit smoking. I know you, FD, from when you used to go into the PF.

Moreover, you lack a mohawk, so my whole schtick is lost on you. Post some of your douchebag friends doing douchebag stuff and I'll be sure to tear into you for it, I promise.

I can't grow a Mohawk on account of male-pattern baldness. I actually saw this douchebag at a goodwill store yesterday with a badly-receding hairline try to do that hairstyle now where it's spiky and tousled in the middle. Not a mohawk, but that emo metrosexual hairstyle where it's all pushed up and spiky towards the middle. Only it looked awful because of his receding.

Blue Jew
12-14-2009, 03:52 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/tyrans-porter.jpg

Findog
12-14-2009, 03:54 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/tyrans-porter.jpg

:haha

nice

JamStone
12-14-2009, 03:56 PM
The OP is a douche but all you guys making fun of him need to post your own picture in order to be able to talk. So here goes, this is me and my girlfriend at the Botanical Gardens about a month ago:

I don't think it's about him posting his picture. It's about him starting a thread and posting his picture merely to say he's the "hottest" clubber. That's why he gets the heavy bashing.

I've posted my pic before, and I'm certainly no model. If I posted my pic along with sharing the opinion of how "hot" I am, I'd fully expect to get slammed as well.

But, hey, I'll share a couple pics. Here's me a couple months ago pretending I'm black.

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Fam%20pics/PeaceD-1.jpg

Me several months ago looking like a jackass with my guitar.

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Fam%20pics/RockTongue.jpg

Findog
12-14-2009, 03:57 PM
I don't think it's about him posting his picture. It's about him starting a thread and posting his picture merely to say he's the "hottest" clubber. That's why he gets the heavy bashing.

I've posted my pic before, and I'm certainly no model. If I posted my pic along with sharing the opinion of how "hot" I am, I'd fully expect to get slammed as well.



Yeah, I know. Especially with the pouty facial expressions. I'm very humble, as well I should be.

Blue Jew
12-14-2009, 04:11 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/porter-3.jpg

Findog
12-14-2009, 04:15 PM
^ :lmao

I guess there are worse things than being photoshopped onto Jason Statham's body.

Transporter
12-14-2009, 04:35 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/findog.jpg

Abraham Quintanilla
12-14-2009, 04:49 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/gay-kiss.gif

JamStone
12-14-2009, 05:06 PM
More like Tim Hasselbeck I think...


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/findog.jpg

JudynTX
12-14-2009, 05:07 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/gay-kiss.gif

:lol Dude, you shouldn't have posted your pic. Oh well!

IronMexican
12-14-2009, 05:08 PM
Fine here. I get credibility to talk now. Here is a picture I had to take for Digital Editing class.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2438/3929447856_25cd18c9be.jpg

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/usa/images-2/geico-caveman.jpg

Alex Jones
12-14-2009, 05:58 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/gieko-face.gif

JamStone
12-14-2009, 06:15 PM
Chicks really like my athletic physique. One young lady even told me that I could be an Olympian. I do somewhat resemble that former Olympic gymnast, Dominique Dawes...

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc11/joejam414/Signature%20pictures/DDD-1.jpg

Frenzy
12-14-2009, 09:10 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/gieko-face.gif


:rollin

florige
12-15-2009, 08:27 AM
Fine here. I get credibility to talk now. Here is a picture I had to take for Digital Editing class.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2438/3929447856_25cd18c9be.jpg




You look JUST like that dude Jason Bourne was fighting with in the Bourne Ultimatum, "Desh". lol

AussieFanKurt
12-15-2009, 09:14 AM
this guys getting destroyedd

DAF86
12-15-2009, 10:03 AM
Lol this thing still up here?

Spursfan092120
12-23-2009, 11:24 PM
Bump this bitch..due to douchness.

iilluzioN
12-23-2009, 11:48 PM
let this thread die already

florige
12-24-2009, 12:12 AM
let this thread die already



Dude you keep posting stuff like that and it will only continue to fuel the fire. lol

sabar
12-24-2009, 12:37 AM
let this thread die already

It will never die. It will be archived in classic threads until the end of humankind.

DarkReign
12-24-2009, 02:16 AM
http://www.counselorutopia.com/images/Motivation/NeverGiveUp.JPG

benefactor
12-24-2009, 09:47 AM
There are some of me in the ST Regs thread. Here a photo shop that Slydragon did of IM and I. It's one of my favorites.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1737/donedone.jpg

Augie
12-24-2009, 10:36 AM
In the name of the Queen I dub thee Sir Illuzion the Queer. Rise... I said RISE!... look I know you are really comfortable on your knees but I am not going to let a guy blow me so get up.

spursncowboys
12-24-2009, 10:39 AM
Holy shit this is the best post in the history of ST Forums.

Definitely

IronMexican
12-24-2009, 01:11 PM
There are some of me in the ST Regs thread. Here a photo shop that Slydragon did of IM and I. It's one of my favorites.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1737/donedone.jpg

I look pretty cool on that pic.

benefactor
12-24-2009, 06:15 PM
I look pretty cool on that pic.
...enhanced by me being in close proximity, of course. :)

sook
12-24-2009, 09:04 PM
I look pretty cool on that pic.

lose the stash and grow your hair a bit more :toast

David Bowie
12-24-2009, 09:06 PM
^ Who is who in that pic?

Evil Angel
12-30-2009, 08:24 AM
bump...
Need this on page one before the year ends.

benefactor
12-30-2009, 08:25 AM
lol...I was going to bump this today. Well played. :tu

pawe
12-30-2009, 10:36 PM
Stop bumping lol threads fag.
I hope you get banned you dumbass you.

JamStone
12-30-2009, 11:26 PM
It lives... it lives...

Why So Serious
01-01-2010, 03:23 AM
:lmao:lmao:lmao

Evil Angel
01-01-2010, 08:49 AM
Stop bumping lol threads fag.
I hope you get banned you dumbass you.

:flipoff

benefactor
01-01-2010, 11:47 AM
JOiN5TQhP2Q

pawe
01-01-2010, 11:56 AM
:flipoff

Shove it up your ass! Better yet, shove it up his ass.

IronMexican
01-01-2010, 02:30 PM
^ Who is who in that pic?

I'm the one with the black shirt on, bene is the one furthest left and the rest are my cousins.

G-Nob
01-07-2010, 03:21 PM
In honor of raising the bar...

benefactor
02-12-2010, 06:25 PM
After going through the epic 90210 Colts championship thread I had to go through this one again. It's not quite as dominant but it gets close...especially with DarkReign bringing the wood.

IronMexican
02-12-2010, 07:04 PM
This thread is awesome possum.

JamStone
02-12-2010, 07:35 PM
Sometimes you don't know how good something is when it's been a really long time.

It's like eating pizza for the first time after not having it for a year.

mouse
02-12-2010, 07:48 PM
Thanks to Duncan228 my photobucket is back up, I will post my pics that got deleted!

:toast

ShoogarBear
02-12-2010, 09:30 PM
I'm the one with the black shirt on, bene is the one furthest left and the rest are my cousins.

You guys were awesome in Training Day.

I. Hustle
02-13-2010, 01:03 AM
There are some of me in the ST Regs thread. Here a photo shop that Slydragon did of IM and I. It's one of my favorites.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1737/donedone.jpg

Are you aware that there is a huge baby about to sneak up on you prima?

IronMexican
02-13-2010, 03:52 AM
You guys were awesome in Training Day.
I'm pretty used to people saying that now

Are you aware that there is a huge baby about to sneak up on you prima?

That's my cousin.

Spurstro
02-13-2010, 12:02 PM
Is this Illuzions?

http://www.davidteran.com/portfolio/aldo1.html

mouse
02-13-2010, 06:19 PM
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1737/donedone.jpg


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/ZONE1/shakes-queer.jpg

Tike Mailer
02-14-2010, 10:15 PM
I am, brah.

Oneton
02-15-2010, 05:28 PM
Yours truly

http://thechuckler.com/wp-content/uploads/retro/880blog_guido_beach.gif

grindmouse
02-15-2010, 06:11 PM
It would maybe more convincing if you copy the pic and host it at your own site so when people right click it it doesn't say.

http://thechuckler.com/wp-content/uploads/retro/880blog_guido_beach.gif

23LeBronJames23
03-15-2010, 02:27 AM
bump

DMX7
03-15-2010, 03:54 AM
Ok, you guys. I admit it. I'm the awesomest clubber.

symple19
03-15-2010, 05:47 AM
High quality thread, this is

howbouthemspurs
03-15-2010, 01:48 PM
You fucking EMO Kids! get off this forum! you dont belong here! Go home and cry with your lookalike emo boyfriend and pretend to slit your wrist with butter knives!

John Hollinger
03-15-2010, 02:22 PM
My HCR (Hottest Clubber Rankings) formula has successfully told me that clearly 4cc, with an HCR rating of 94.857372 is the hottest clubber. His point differential is far and away better than anyone else's.

IronMexican
03-15-2010, 03:34 PM
My HCR (Hottest Clubber Rankings) formula has successfully told me that clearly 4cc, with an HCR rating of 94.857372 is the hottest clubber. His point differential is far and away better than anyone else's.

:rollin

Y0DA
03-15-2010, 04:42 PM
high quality thread, this is

+1

symple19
03-15-2010, 07:17 PM
Rofl at some of the new trolls out and about

mouse
03-16-2010, 01:15 AM
Now that my photobucket is paid my hard drive is in the storage! :bang

Ditty
03-21-2010, 02:10 AM
bump

benefactor
03-21-2010, 07:08 AM
This should probably be pinned.

redzero
05-16-2010, 08:38 PM
How did I miss this thread the first time?

Where is illuzion anyway?

marini martini
05-16-2010, 10:19 PM
Do hot flashes count?????????

florige
05-16-2010, 10:46 PM
How did I miss this thread the first time?

Where is illuzion anyway?

Hmmmm a 19 page thread where just about everyone in it accused him and his friends as being a bunch of homo emo faggots. I am surprised he stuck around as long as he did. Lol

florige
05-16-2010, 11:06 PM
This should probably be pinned.

The only thing this thread lacked was Ruff giving his summary on how emo's were good for the ecosystem.

marini martini
05-16-2010, 11:19 PM
Hmmmm a 19 page thread where just about everyone in it accused him and his friends as being a bunch of homo emo faggots. I am surprised he stuck around as long as he did. Lol


The only thing this thread lacked was Ruff giving his summary on how emo's were good for the ecosystem.


:toast

I love you Flo!!!:tu

DMX7
05-16-2010, 11:22 PM
and that's after deductions for smugness

I think you actually get points for that.

Clandestino
05-17-2010, 09:33 PM
Now that my photobucket is paid my hard drive is in the storage! :bang

What mouse calls storage normal people call the pawnshop

benefactor
05-17-2010, 09:48 PM
This should be required reading for all new members...so that they will recognize internet greatness when they see it.

symple19
05-18-2010, 06:52 AM
The only thing this thread lacked was Ruff giving his summary on how emo's were good for the ecosystem.

:lol

FL0
05-18-2010, 07:47 AM
:toast

I love you Flo!!!:tu


I'll be here all week.

SourCandy
05-18-2010, 10:48 PM
Wow this is mean. Funny..but mean. You guys got something against the guy?

DAF86
05-18-2010, 10:57 PM
Wow this is mean. Funny..but mean. You guys got something against the guy?

He dug his own grave, tbh.

SourCandy
05-18-2010, 11:05 PM
He dug his own grave, tbh.

Was it the fact that he posted the not so great picture or the fact that he posted a picture at all?

Cause I notice not many post or have actual pictures up. Kinda feel bad for him.

mavs>spurs2
05-18-2010, 11:08 PM
I'm the handsome brown skinned guy on the right what u think chica, hottest clubber?

Fpoonsie
05-18-2010, 11:11 PM
I'm the handsome brown skinned guy on the right what u think chica, hottest clubber?

Where the FUCK have you been?

Fpoonsie
05-18-2010, 11:12 PM
Was it the fact that he posted the not so great picture or the fact that he posted a picture at all?

Cause I notice not many post or have actual pictures up. Kinda feel bad for him.

There are numerous "Post your pic" threads. This was a self-made, self-fellatio-ing thread.

That's why he got shat upon and run out of ST.

Cant_Be_Faded
05-18-2010, 11:52 PM
Where the FUCK have you been?

cleansing his douche nozzle on the corner of mannslerp and oak cliff

Mavs_man_41
05-19-2010, 12:05 AM
cleansing his douche nozzle on the corner of mannslerp and oak cliff

piss off you little fuck

Slydragon
05-19-2010, 01:04 AM
There are some of me in the ST Regs thread. Here a photo shop that Slydragon did of IM and I. It's one of my favorites.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1737/donedone.jpg

HA ha I forgot I did that, I saw it and thought, that looks familiar. Then I read the post, Glad you like it.

symple19
05-19-2010, 06:14 AM
cleansing his douche nozzle on the corner of mannslerp and oak cliff

:tu

midnightpulp
05-19-2010, 06:19 AM
There are some of me in the ST Regs thread. Here a photo shop that Slydragon did of IM and I. It's one of my favorites.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1737/donedone.jpg

Never would've thought that Iron Mexican rocked the ese look. From his posts, interests, musical tastes, I figured he would look more hipster than cholo. Something like this:

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/05/bernal.jpg

Not hating. Just pointing out an interesting contrast.

SourCandy
05-19-2010, 08:25 AM
Never would've thought that Iron Mexican rocked the ese look. From his posts, interests, musical tastes, I figured he would look more hipster than cholo. Something like this:


Not hating. Just pointing out an interesting contrast.

I don't know why but with a name like Ironmexican that's exactly what I would picture.

DAF86
05-19-2010, 04:56 PM
Was it the fact that he posted the not so great picture or the fact that he posted a picture at all?

Cause I notice not many post or have actual pictures up. Kinda feel bad for him.

Posting a photo is OK, saying that you're the "hottest clubber", not so much.

IronMexican
05-19-2010, 04:58 PM
Never would've thought that Iron Mexican rocked the ese look. From his posts, interests, musical tastes, I figured he would look more hipster than cholo. Something like this:

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2009/05/bernal.jpg

Not hating. Just pointing out an interesting contrast.

People always think I'm a hipster on the internet.

tlongII
05-19-2010, 05:05 PM
Was it the fact that he posted the not so great picture or the fact that he posted a picture at all?

Cause I notice not many post or have actual pictures up. Kinda feel bad for him.

Maybe you two should hook up?

MavDynasty
06-13-2010, 12:01 PM
bump

lol fag with fag hair

duhoh
06-13-2010, 08:11 PM
LOL bump

Scola
06-23-2010, 12:11 AM
Add this to the Classic Threads already :]

Veterinarian
06-23-2010, 02:11 AM
I think your screen name should be ddeluzioN.

From the dude who posts pictures of what are supposedly his fake tits.

iilluzioN
06-24-2010, 02:21 PM
wow.... this thread is still going on??? lol

Cry Havoc
06-24-2010, 03:04 PM
wow.... this thread is still going on??? lol

Who's troll are you?

You haven't posted since January, and all of a sudden you're back when this thread is bumped?

Color me skeptical.

The Reckoning
06-24-2010, 03:54 PM
^

yeah if figured that too awhile back but didnt want to spoil the photoshop thread

DAF86
06-25-2010, 04:10 PM
This guy isn't a troll, you can't stay in character for 1K posts, unless you're incredible pathetic.

IronMexican
06-25-2010, 04:13 PM
IronMexican is definitely the hottest clubber.

LnGrrrR
06-25-2010, 06:27 PM
Who's troll are you?

You haven't posted since January, and all of a sudden you're back when this thread is bumped?

Color me skeptical.

Too many pictures for it to be a troll, IMHO.

panic giraffe
06-25-2010, 08:06 PM
this guy isn't a troll, you can't stay in character for 1k posts, unless you're incredible pathetic.

kbp.

DarkReign
07-28-2010, 01:39 PM
We have a new contender

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs626.ash1/27437_100000471716288_7054_n.jpg

Ding. Ding.

DarkReign
07-28-2010, 01:40 PM
Believed to be thedong. Unconfirmed.

MavDynasty
07-28-2010, 02:34 PM
new confirmed pic i just posted

The Reckoning
07-28-2010, 02:44 PM
We have a new contender

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs626.ash1/27437_100000471716288_7054_n.jpg

Ding. Ding.


:lmao

dude that kids like 13

IronMexican
07-28-2010, 02:58 PM
Believed to be thedong. Unconfirmed.

Holy fuck.

MavDynasty
07-28-2010, 03:05 PM
confirmed pic of thedong

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs062.snc4/34463_105875549463901_100001243698863_43476_626742 3_n.jpg

Greg Oden
07-28-2010, 03:05 PM
How do we know these things?

MavDynasty
07-28-2010, 03:09 PM
He himself posted that pic on DB


That is either him or someone else he is pretending to be. I think i have seen that chick before though. IDK why it says Buzznet.com though

Greg Oden
07-28-2010, 03:15 PM
rofl it must be him then, since he also pretends to be a black guy from south oak cliff.

DarkReign
07-28-2010, 03:53 PM
...what is with these guys and hanging out with trannies?

There is a trend here.

The Gemini Method
07-28-2010, 04:03 PM
He kinda looks like he could be related to John Cho of Harold & Kumar fame...

CubanMustGo
07-28-2010, 04:05 PM
Is that him on the left or the right?

SpursGirl21
07-28-2010, 04:46 PM
Is this person Paul Grecko?

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/666.jpg

Brandon Fraser
07-28-2010, 04:50 PM
I think its peter burns

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/junkNjay.gif

kbrury
07-28-2010, 06:40 PM
http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8779/teabagged.gif (http://img687.imageshack.us/i/teabagged.gif/)

Most of them he reported but :lmao

Pau Gasoft
12-07-2010, 02:26 AM
sup illuzion


:elephant:elephant:elephant