Its official I'm

[BacktoBasics]

moving back to soft wet wipes over traditional toilet paper. Last night I jumped into to battle right before bed and after dropping Blake off at the pool I found myself without any toilet paper. After looking around I located some hand wipes on the back of the toilet and figured they'd do. Absolute bliss. Why in the world we abandoned the cool soft effective brilliance of wet wipes is beyond me. So efficient, so soothing. You're probably thinking "dude I can't get up with a wet anus" no problem just air dry it a bit before re-clothing. Then I begun to ponder. What an experience is all I could truly conclude. Outside of cost I can't see any good reason to resort back to paper wood chippings. This is going to certainly start a trend so buy up wet wipe stock because a soft cool butthole is going to be latest new thing.

[atxrocker]

Last night I jumped into to battle right before bed and after dropping Blake off at the pool

:lmao:lmao

[PM5K]

Three seashells FTW...

[Sunshine]

They smell good too.

[mrsmaalox]

What kind of filthy cretin doesn't already use wet wipes??

[z0sa]

B2B wants to make soft, cool butt holes an in-thing.

[CosmicCowboy]

Even better, he can buy them with his lone star card.

[BacktoBasics]

Even better, he can buy them with his lone star card.
Actually I don't think I can.

[I. Hustle]

I use pinecones

[Sunshine]

Actually I don't think I can.

I think you're right. Papergoods and household items are not eligible.

[PM5K]

B2B wants to make soft, cool butt holes an in-thing.

Yeah I heard he was doing it for iilluzioNs sake...

[PM5K]

I think you're right. Papergoods and household items are not eligible.

0h n0es, not you too...

[TDMVPDPOY]

Yeah I heard he was doing it for iilluzioNs sake...

hahahhahaha

[Sunshine]

0h n0es, not you too...

Not me too what, where, how??

[I. Hustle]

Next thing you know he'll be using depends for convenience.

[BacktoBasics]

Next thing you know he'll be using depends for convenience.you have me confused with dudes who crap their pants (sup koriwhat)

[PM5K]

Yeah B2B only pisses his pants, he doesn't crap them (sup I Hustle)

[I. Hustle]

My bad, I meant for those times you jizz in your pants
(sup PM5K)

[JudynTX]

moving back to soft wet wipes over traditional toilet paper. Last night I jumped into to battle right before bed and after dropping Blake off at the pool I found myself without any toilet paper. After looking around I located some hand wipes on the back of the toilet and figured they'd do. Absolute bliss. Why in the world we abandoned the cool soft effective brilliance of wet wipes is beyond me. So efficient, so soothing. You're probably thinking "dude I can't get up with a wet anus" no problem just air dry it a bit before re-clothing. Then I begun to ponder. What an experience is all I could truly conclude. Outside of cost I can't see any good reason to resort back to paper wood chippings. This is going to certainly start a trend so buy up wet wipe stock because a soft cool butthole is going to be latest new thing.

Did you colon cleanse this weekend? :D

[PM5K]

My bad, I meant for those times you jizz in your pants
(sup PM5K)

Yeah I'm not sure jizzing in your pants is a great put down...

[bus driver]

What kind of filthy cretin doesn't already use wet wipes??

+1

been on wipes for years now! :wakeup

[Sheryl Crow]

No matter what you use, there is no reason to use more than 3 sheets!!!!!!!!

[bigzak25]

hope you're using the flushable kind!

[Ballcox]

Shoot man, I've been using the wipes since my twins were born over 6 years ago. Can't be beat.:hat

[bus driver]

No matter what you use, there is no reason to use more than 3 sheets!!!!!!!!

3 sheets! :wow

1 wipe or maybe 2 ! (strong maybe)