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lefty
11-09-2009, 01:05 PM
did he get constipated form eating the stat sheet or what?

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/1108/nba_g_kobe_gasol1_576.jpg
An Unbiased Fan
11-09-2009, 01:19 PM
I saw that on Sportscenter. They said Pau told Kobe the Spur's current record and then Kobe made that face.
21_Blessings
11-09-2009, 01:28 PM
"When are the Spurs going to win a road game?"
Culburn369
11-09-2009, 01:29 PM
"Our massagist has a coffee cake like Pop."
lefty
11-09-2009, 01:34 PM
I saw that on Sportscenter. They said Pau told Kobe the Spur's current record and then Kobe made that face.
:lmao
Laker-fan-in-SanAnto
11-09-2009, 02:18 PM
I saw that on Sportscenter. They said Pau told Kobe the Spur's current record and then Kobe made that face.

:lol
Allanon
11-09-2009, 02:19 PM
"Adam Morrison is a Laker?"
Fpoonsie
11-09-2009, 02:19 PM
:lol

Hey, Laker-fan, who's that big ass in your sig?
Culburn369
11-09-2009, 02:20 PM
Hey, Laker-fan, who's that big ass in your sig?

It's awful looking.
Fpoonsie
11-09-2009, 02:21 PM
It's awful looking.

Still curious...
Laker-fan-in-SanAnto
11-09-2009, 02:22 PM
Hey, Laker-fan, who's that big ass in your sig?


Dude, I saw it on another forum and I was like god-damn, so I had to copy it. The guy that had it didn't want to tell me either. I've been looking around to see who the fuck she is.
Culburn369
11-09-2009, 02:23 PM
She must have a monstrous DM (Displacement Measurement) though.
Laker-fan-in-SanAnto
11-09-2009, 02:24 PM
It's awful looking.


But you would still hit?
Culburn369
11-09-2009, 02:27 PM
But you would still hit?

Frankly, I'd need help. Even then I don't know if I'd have enough length to penetrate the starfish. I'd need two people to pry the cheeks apart and then tie a 2x4 to my ass so I wouldn't fall in if I was even able to breach the Hershey Hwy.
lefty
11-09-2009, 02:30 PM
Kobe: " Pau, I think I just sat on Sasha "
Culburn369
11-09-2009, 02:31 PM
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fpoonsie
11-09-2009, 02:33 PM
Dude, I saw it on another forum and I was like god-damn, so I had to copy it. The guy that had it didn't want to tell me either. I've been looking around to see who the fuck she is.

:lol Well, fuck.
Agloco
11-09-2009, 02:35 PM
But you would still hit?


Frankly, I'd need help. Even then I don't know if I'd have enough length to penetrate the starfish. I'd need two people to pry the cheeks apart and then tie a 2x4 to my ass so I wouldn't fall in if I was even able to breach the Hershey Hwy.

Not nearly young enough. Cubby easily scares when his women have pubes.
The Gemini Method
11-09-2009, 02:45 PM
Not nearly young enough. Cubby easily scares when his women have pubes.

So he likes his women shaved...how many of the majority of posters here like it that way? You should be more detailed if you're going to drop one on Cul.
Culburn369
11-09-2009, 02:49 PM
So he likes his women shaved...how many of the majority of posters here like it that way? You should be more detailed if you're going to drop one on Cul.

I've never said I like my gir,,,,my women shaved.
resistanze
11-09-2009, 02:50 PM
Frankly, I'd need help. Even then I don't know if I'd have enough length to penetrate the starfish. I'd need two people to pry the cheeks apart and then tie a 2x4 to my ass so I wouldn't fall in if I was even able to breach the Hershey Hwy.

:lmao
Laker-fan-in-SanAnto
11-09-2009, 02:52 PM
Kobe, "Hey Pau, Is it Khloe Odom or Lamar Kardashian"

Pau, "I think it's Lamar Odashian"
jonnybravo
11-09-2009, 04:06 PM
:lol Well, fuck.

Are you dudes serious?

It says Joanna Shari in watermark right on the picture!
Fpoonsie
11-09-2009, 04:08 PM
Are you dudes serious?

It says Joanna Shari in watermark right on the picture!

:lol

Nah, I meant the first one. Didn't realize there were SEVERAL "big asses" in his sig...and yes, that includes Arquette.
cobbler
11-09-2009, 04:45 PM
She must have a monstrous DM (Displacement Measurement) though.

no shit... drop her off the coast 25 miles and wait for the tsunami.
cobbler
11-09-2009, 04:48 PM
as for the caption... Pau says "Hey Kobe, I hear AI wants to come play for the Lakers"
Laker-fan-in-SanAnto
11-09-2009, 04:50 PM
as for the caption... Pau says "Hey Kobe, I hear AI wants to come play for the Lakers"

:rollin

Beat me to it
Culburn369
11-09-2009, 05:10 PM
no shit... drop her off the coast 25 miles and wait for the tsunami.

No, the DM (Displacement Measurement) is my own concoction. You need 2 yardsticks & a 12" ruler. The wife or girlfriend must be naked to take this measurement. You have her stand straight up, feet flat on the floor, no tippy toes, or, dramatic sticking out of the hindquarters. You take one yardstick and place it along her back till it just rests where the very top of the crack commences. You take the second yardstick and place it at the apex of the right ass cheek, where it is at it's fullest & plumpest. You then simply place the ruler twixt the two yardsticks & viola your DM is declared. We did this when we first got married & Katie had a swell DM at a smidge over 7".
cobbler
11-09-2009, 05:14 PM
Im just not into fat chicks. The girl in the sig is absolutely horrid.
Culburn369
11-09-2009, 05:16 PM
Im just not into fat chicks. The girl in the sig is absolutely horrid.

Its freakish, and then she oiled it to make matters worse.
birdy219
11-09-2009, 05:21 PM
EWWWW, Chris Paul made an assist, now that's down right disgusting.
DJ Mbenga
11-09-2009, 11:57 PM
caption this bitches:

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2009-05/47095393.jpg
Culburn369
11-09-2009, 11:59 PM
caption this bitches:

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2009-05/47095393.jpg

"It's over, Kobe, you've rang/sans Daddy."
Lakers999
11-10-2009, 01:47 AM
first caption:

Pau: So how are the chicks in Denver?


second caption:

Kobe: Okay DJ now turn your head to the left and cough twice