Official Back To Basics Posse sign up/tryouts

[ATRAIN]

OK so B2B and I were talking about our new potential members. Being 2nd in command I already have a few posters in mind that fit the bill, I. Hustle, PMK, and a few others. Just with us being 2 strong we are already better than the mookie crew could ever be and we don't make you suck off the members or circle jerk each time there is a meeting or gathering (like the mookie crew does). B2b and I will be watching you guys closely throughout the next week and will determine who is worthy. Post in here if your interested. Oh yeah on a side note if the haters find their way in they might call you b2b nuthuggers and what not. They are just jealous that they are on the shit list. That is all and good luck.

[CosmicCowboy]

How fucking pathetic can you get?

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Hell, B2B doesn't even need wet wipes with you around to lick his ass...

[PM5K]

I can't be any less than second in command, you'll have to share that shit.

[PM5K]

how fucking pathetic can you get?

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

hell, b2b doesn't even need wet wipes with you around to lick his ass...

l
o
l

[J.T.]

I've been trying to get in the mookie crew for years but I have to wait until someone dies and there's a vacancy.

Maybe this can be my back up plan.

[ATRAIN]

only took 1 post to get a hater in here

[ATRAIN]

I can't be any less than second in command, you'll have to share that shit.

You have proven yourself and I would be honored to share 2nd in command duties my friend.

[The Reckoning]

pfff.

mookie crew unified to survive the under the hill hood

and we conquered.


i said.

[PM5K]

No I don't want to share the duties, just the title.

[ATRAIN]

I've been trying to get in the mookie crew for years but I have to wait until someone dies and there's a vacancy.

Maybe this can be my back up plan.

JT you might be very valuable with your drug planting skills.

[ATRAIN]

No I don't want to share the duties, just the title.

you can be B2B's assistant to the assistant. Pretty much Dwights role in the office.

[PM5K]

At first I thought the thread title was:

Official Back To Basics Pussy sign up/tryouts

And to be honest, I wasn't sure how to feel about any of this....

[Sunshine]

I'm already a member of The Rejects. So I guess I can't try out.

[PM5K]

you can be B2B's assistant to the assistant. Pretty much Dwights role in the office.

Fuck dwight.

[PM5K]

I'm already a member of The Rejects. So I guess I can't try out.

You have to try out, in fact I say you're already in, otherwise this is going to turn into a sausage fest.

[ATRAIN]

I'm already a member of The Rejects. So I guess I can't try out.

You can be PM5k's massage girl

[ATRAIN]

pfff.

mookie crew unified to survive the under the hill hood

and we conquered.


i said.

I dont even know what the fuck your talking about. Is Victoria water REALLY that bad?

[ATRAIN]

At first I thought the thread title was:

Official Back To Basics Pussy sign up/tryouts



That explains why Cosmic Cocksucker was the first one in here.

[PM5K]

The real question is what would that even mean?

Tryouts to get some of B2B's pussy, or the opportunity for pussy to try out to be B2B's pussy?

[CosmicCowboy]

You have to try out, in fact I say you're already in, otherwise this is going to turn into a sausage fest.

Sunsine only hangs out with USDA choice sausages, not the Little Smokies posse.

[BacktoBasics]

I'm in.

[PM5K]

I'm in.

We'll think about it...

[PM5K]

Sunsine only hangs out with USDA choice sausages, not the Little Smokies posse.

We'll see...

[samikeyp]

I now work back in a call center with daily B2B moments...I think I qualify.

[ATRAIN]

Sunsine only hangs out with USDA choice sausages, not the Little Smokies posse.

PM dont take the bait, he is just trying to get cock pictures pmed to him.

[CuckingFunt]

This is pretty fucking gay.


And, to be clear, by "gay" I don't mean lame or stupid. I mean actual, male-on-male, taking it hard in the ass, gay.

[PM5K]

PM dont take the bait, he is just trying to get cock pictures pmed to him.

He already saw one I sent to Ashbeeigh, but then he complained that it wouldn't fit on his screen.

[PM5K]

This is pretty fucking gay.


And, to be clear, by "gay" I don't mean lame or stupid. I mean actual, male-on-male, taking it hard in the ass, gay.

Thanks, we really value the opinion of a respected SpursTalk member like yourself, I'll forward this to the appropriate department and I'm sure you'll receive a reply on this feedback momentarily.

[PM5K]

This is pretty fucking gay.


And, to be clear, by "gay" I don't mean lame or stupid. I mean actual, male-on-male, taking it hard in the ass, gay.

So are you saying you don't want in?

I told ATrain that it was going to be a sausage fest...

[CuckingFunt]

Thanks, we really value the opinion of a respected SpursTalk member like yourself, I'll forward this to the appropriate department and I'm sure you'll receive a reply on this feedback momentarily.

Well, I certainly can't fault your efficiency.

[ATRAIN]

He already saw one I sent to Ashbeeigh, but then he complained that it wouldn't fit on his screen.

Then its your fault you gave him a taste and now he wants more.

[Sunshine]

Wurstfest ended already. No more sausage fest.

[BacktoBasics]

You guys are full of hate. I like it.

[ATRAIN]

So are you saying you don't want in?

I told ATrain that it was going to be a sausage fest...

If she/he is in wouldnt that mean an extra sausage to the party? Remember the Jury is still out on this one.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Must be a slow news day with a scattered irony.

[PM5K]

Well, I certainly can't fault your efficiency.

Thanks! Please let me know if you do not receive a timely response, in that case I will be happy to forward your comments to the appropriate department for comments that do not receive timely responses. If you do not receive a timely response from that department, you should probably go fuck yourself.

Have a nice day!

[CuckingFunt]

If she/he is in wouldnt that mean an extra sausage to the party? Remember the Jury is still out on this one.

Et tu, ATRAIN?

[ATRAIN]

Wurstfest ended already. No more sausage fest.

Thank you Sunshine and remembering that thread that got shut down cause you were being a "BAD" girl automatically qualifies you as a member.

[PM5K]

Thank you Sunshine and remembering that thread that got shut down cause you were being a "BAD" girl automatically qualifies you as a member.

I was just going to let her in because she has yobes...

[Sunshine]

Thank you Sunshine and remembering that thread that got shut down cause you were being a "BAD" girl automatically qualifies you as a member.


When do I get my membership card and secret decoder ring?

[PM5K]

When do I get my membership card and secret decoder ring?

You have to come pick it up from my home, in my pants!

[PM5K]

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone,
it's not warm when she's away.
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone,
and she's always gone too long
anytime she goes away.

[Sunshine]

You have to come pick it up from my home, in my pants!

Wrong thread!

but....LOL

[PM5K]

It's always the right thread for something in my pants.

We should have one fucking crazy thread where comments from every other thread are all in the same thread...

[ATRAIN]

When do I get my membership card and secret decoder ring?

B2b will have to answer that one.

[CuckingFunt]

We should have one fucking crazy thread where comments from every other thread are all in the same thread...

Wouldn't that just be The Quattro?

[PM5K]

Wouldn't that just be The Quattro?

Dunno, I use Gillette....

[Sunshine]

It's always the right thread for something in my pants.

We should have one fucking crazy thread where comments from every other thread are all in the same thread...

It's always fun to post in the wrong thread though.

[PM5K]

It's always fun to post in the wrong thread though.

You wanna post in the wrong thread, in my pants?

[samikeyp]

Sunshine is wise. :)

Maybe she can endorse my application to join?

[Sunshine]

Sunshine is wise. :)

Maybe she can endorse my application to join?


I like Mikey. He's good people.

[PM5K]

I like Mikey. He's good people.

Yeah I'm not sure a 4K poster can vouch for a 27K poster...

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah I'm not sure a 4K poster can vouch for a 27K poster...

Oh snaps! Someone got post counted.

[PM5K]

Oh snaps! Someone got post counted.

I said thank you and you didn't even bother to respond?

[samikeyp]

Sunshine and I go back a ways. She too, is good people.

[CuckingFunt]

I said thank you and you didn't even bother to respond?

I was/am patiently awaiting my response from the proper department.

[PM5K]

I was/am patiently awaiting my response from the proper department.

Okay but if you don't get it soon, just remember what I said.

[Sunshine]

Yeah I'm not sure a 4K poster can vouch for a 27K poster...

But what if said 4K poster once had lunch at Bill Miller with said 27k poster...does that raise my board cred?

[PM5K]

Sunshine and I go back a ways. She too, is good people.

She's already in, and I'm not sure a non member can vouch for a member...

[PM5K]

But what if said 4K poster

Ha ha, are you the manager of the HEB?

[CuckingFunt]

Okay but if you don't get it soon, just remember what I said.

That I can go fuck myself? I don't typically need permission for that.

[PM5K]

That I can go fuck myself? I don't typically need permission for that.

Not typically, but this time it's been granted.

[marini martini]

I now work back in a call center with daily B2B moments...I think I qualify.

Guess your new "agent" didn't work out too well for ya!!!:rolleyes

[Spursfan092120]

No I don't want to share the duties, just the title.
:lol doody

[samikeyp]

But what if said 4K poster once had lunch at Bill Miller with said 27k poster...does that raise my board cred?

Oh man...you don't know how much I miss Bill Miller up here. :depressed

[samikeyp]

She's already in, and I'm not sure a non member can vouch for a member...

She is vouching for me.

[samikeyp]

Guess your new manager person didn't work out too well for ya!!!:rolleyes

What are you talking about?

[I. Hustle]

HO - LEE Shitsticks

What the hell happened while I went to get pizza?

[BacktoBasics]

So how's the current sign up going?

B2B
TRAIN
_____
_____

anyone care to update?

[samikeyp]

So how's the current sign up going?

B2B
TRAIN
_____
_____

anyone care to update?

PM5K isn't a member?

[PM5K]

She is vouching for me.

Yeah she vouched for you, and I said I wasn't sure that a 4K poster could vouch for a 27K poster, then you vouched for her and I said a non-member can't vouch for a member, and then everybody missed the joke.........

[angel_luv]

What the hell happened while I went to get pizza?

You took a very long time to get it. I am disappointed in you.


:)

[PM5K]

So how's the current sign up going?

B2B
TRAIN
_____
_____

anyone care to update?

That's about it buddy, how's it feel?

All I can say is that you can't do a circle jerk with two people....

[ATRAIN]

So how's the current sign up going?

B2B
TRAIN
_____
_____

anyone care to update?

PM5k
Sunshine

Mikey's Application is under review

[marini martini]

What are you talking about?

I meant to say "agent"!

[Sunshine]

She is vouching for me.

But then you vouched for me.

So we've both been vouched.

[samikeyp]

Yeah she vouched for you, and I said I wasn't sure that I 4K poster could vouch for a 27K poster, then you vouched for her and I said a non-member can't vouch for a member, and then everybody missed the joke.........

Apparently...working in a shithole like I do does that.

Carry on. :toast

[samikeyp]

But then you vouched for me.

So we've both been vouched.

Was it good for you? :eyebrows

[Sunshine]

Yeah she vouched for you, and I said I wasn't sure that I 4K poster could vouch for a 27K poster, then you vouched for her and I said a non-member can't vouch for a member, and then everybody missed the joke.........

Three minutes until Wapner.

[samikeyp]

I meant to say "agent"!

again, what are you talking about?

[ATRAIN]

That's about it buddy, how's it feel?

All I can say is that you can't do a circle jerk with two people....

I told you this isnt the mookie crew, there will be no circle jerks here.

[samikeyp]

I know ATRAIN's got my back.

[PM5K]

But then you vouched for me.

So we've both been vouched.

Stop trying to beat the system in my pants

[I. Hustle]

You took a very long time to get it. I am disappointed in you.


:)


:lol way to pull that one out AL!

impressive.




BTW I thought I was automatic

[BacktoBasics]

Count Mikey in. I like his style. Can we get the banger sisters to join.

[BacktoBasics]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 16 (12 members and 4 guests)
BacktoBasics, angel_luv+, CuckingFunt, PM5K, I. Hustle, ATRAIN+, CosmicCowboy+, lebomb, atxrocker, The Reckoning, mrsmaalox, SausageMookie Crew?

[I. Hustle]

If I get in can I bring my trolls?

[ATRAIN]

I know ATRAIN's got my back.

Dont worry my friend

[PM5K]

:lol way to pull that one out AL!

impressive.




BTW I thought I was automatic

You're only automatic in this thread:

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138298

[BacktoBasics]

If I get in can I bring my trolls?This thread will officially deliver when Sancha shows up.

[ATRAIN]

:lol way to pull that one out AL!

impressive.




BTW I thought I was automatic

Pretty much but we are just going through protocols here.

[PM5K]

She can't get in, I don't want any STD's....

[ATRAIN]

You're only automatic in this thread:

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138298

:lmao

[PM5K]

We need TBS, to keep the sausage to yobes ratio in an acceptable range...

[lebomb]

Oh shit................... :yield

[Sunshine]

PM5k
Sunshine

Mikey's Application is under review


Thanks! You sure know how to make a 6 feel like a 10!

[I. Hustle]

:lol I didn't even pay attention to the link until GayTrain quoted it.

[PM5K]

:lol I didn't even pay attention to the link until GayTrain quoted it.

Yeah there are a few people that aren't bright enough to keep up with the jokes here on TC.

CHOO CHOOO!!

[samikeyp]

Thanks! You sure know how to make a 6 feel like a 10!

No way in hell are you a 6...to even call you a 10 would be a downgrade, love. :toast

[PM5K]

No way in hell are you a 6...to even call you a 10 would be a downgrade, love. :toast

You have a little something on your nose, it's brown, you might want to get it with a moist towelette.

AKA B2B TP...

[I. Hustle]

So do we get like a cool logo and jackets and stuff?

[PM5K]

So do we get like a cool logo and jackets and stuff?

Whose we bitch?

You got a fucking mouse in your pocket?

[I. Hustle]

Whose we bitch?

You got a fucking mouse in your pocket?

Yeah.

[PM5K]

If anyone lets MiamiHeat in I'm burning this motherfucker down.

http://cansesclasseled.com/images/haroldandkumar.jpg

[PM5K]

Yeah.

Well then he's in....We'll call him Jerry.

[ATRAIN]

So do we get like a cool logo and jackets and stuff?

Dont know about that but I heard the Mookie Crew Logo was this

http://www.wicked-t-shirts.com/specials/img/IMG-shaved-my-junk.gif

[samikeyp]

You have a little something on your nose, it's brown, you might want to get it with a moist towelette.

AKA B2B TP...

Sunshine is a hottie, just calls 'em as I sees 'em.

[angel_luv]

This thread reminds me of cheerleader tryouts. Actually too bad it isn't.

I have an excellent Back to Basics cheer prepared.

[PM5K]

dont know about that but i heard the mookie crew logo was this

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4747/gaybingologobw.jpg

fixt

[ATRAIN]

This thread reminds me of cheerleader tryouts. Actually too bad it isn't.

I have an excellent Back to Basics cheer prepared.

Lets hear it

[I. Hustle]

This thread reminds me of cheerleader tryouts. Actually too bad it isn't.

I have an excellent Back to Basics cheer prepared.

Marriage is teaching you a lot.

[PM5K]

Lets hear it

Let's not and say we did.

[SpursWoman]

This thread will officially deliver when Sancha shows up.



But Sancha isn't the only one who has seen your penis ... I think that should make me an automatic by default. haha.

[angel_luv]

Lets hear it

:cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer
He rants and raves like no other.

If it's a long story you want, he's got you covered.

The weekly assignments he always hand out.

He's quick and in charge- there is no doubt.

If you want more threads that are full of win,

Better get Back to Basics to post again!

:cheer Gooooooooo Back to Basics! :cheer

:cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer

[PM5K]

but sancha and the vd doctor aren't the only ones who have seen your penis... I think that should make me an automatic by default. Haha.

fixt

[PM5K]

:cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer
He rants and raves like no other.

If it's a long story you want, he's got you covered.

The weekly assignments he always hand out.

He's quick and in charge- there is no doubt.

If you want more threads that are full of win,

Better get Back to Basics to post again!

:cheer Gooooooooo Back to Basics! :cheer

:cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer

:shootme

[Sancha]

So is this shit some kind of boys club? Don't tell me you guys are fags?! You aren't are you?


If it's free then fuck it I'm in but if it cost money then one of you jotos is paying for me.

[CosmicCowboy]

The B2B posse hats are in...

http://www.mindviewinc.com/Conferences/JavaPosseRoundup/JavaPosse_hatphoto.jpg

[PM5K]

Good job Angel, you killed the thread with that shit.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c360/amydelune/CB/ThreadKiller.jpg

[PM5K]

So is this shit some kind of boys club? Don't tell me you guys are fags?! You aren't are you?


If it's free then fuck it I'm in but if it cost money then one of you jotos is paying for me.

It costs money but B2B will accept a Lone Star Card with at least 25.00 on it.

[ATRAIN]

So is this shit some kind of boys club? Don't tell me you guys are fags?! You aren't are you?


If it's free then fuck it I'm in but if it cost money then one of you jotos is paying for me.

B2B said your in if he can be in you.




PUTA

[I. Hustle]

So is this shit some kind of boys club? Don't tell me you guys are fags?! You aren't are you?


If it's free then fuck it I'm in but if it cost money then one of you jotos is paying for me.

B2B said you don't have to pay as long as you bring BJ's a plenty.

[PM5K]

I wouldn't do that shit if it was double covered (DCBJ)...

[PM5K]

Does anybody else think Angel prays for us all after reading these threads?

[ATRAIN]

Does anybody else think Angel prays for us all after reading these threads?

That would be a lot of praying

[BacktoBasics]

:cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer
He rants and raves like no other.

If it's a long story you want, he's got you covered.

The weekly assignments he always hand out.

He's quick and in charge- there is no doubt.

If you want more threads that are full of win,

Better get Back to Basics to post again!

:cheer Gooooooooo Back to Basics! :cheer

:cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer :cheer:lmao My posse has a Cheerleader and a Cheer.

Scoff at that Mookie Crew.

[I. Hustle]

Hey AL you can be the crew's Chaplain

[angel_luv]

Good job Angel, you killed the thread with that .


Aw! Feeling left out?

I'll fix it!

Give me a "P"! :cheer

You got your " P"! :cheer

Give me an " M" :cheer

" You've got your M! You've got your M!" :cheer

Give me 5. :cheer

High 5! :cheer


K? :cheer

K! :cheer

What does that spell? :cheer

PM5K! :cheer
:cheer Our Positively, Memorable, Five star Kid! :cheer

[JudynTX]

Yea, this thread is getting weird.

[PM5K]

Aw! Feeling left out?

I'll fix it!

Give me a "P"! :cheer

You got your " P"! :cheer

Give me an " M" :cheer

" You've got your M! You've got your M!" :cheer

Give me 5. :cheer

High 5! :cheer


K? :cheer

K! :cheer

What does that spell? :cheer

PM5K! :cheer
:cheer Our Positively, Memorable, Five Star Kid! :cheer

I have to go now, goodbye.

[angel_luv]

Hey AL you can be the crew's Chaplain

Awesome!

I accept! :)


Does anybody else think Angel prays for us all after reading these threads?

I do. I pray that good things will happen to all of you and you will know God did it for you. :)

[mrsmaalox]

Is there going to be social activities and stuff?

[ATRAIN]

Is there going to be social activities and stuff?

If you call everyone pulling a train on Sancha then yes

[CosmicCowboy]

If you call everyone pulling a train on Sancha then yes

Isn't Sancha a mouse troll?

[marini martini]

I ain't joinin' shit!!! I'm already the president of the "Old Ladies With Babies" club!:toast

[PM5K]

Isn't Sancha a mouse troll?

Aren't we all?

[ATRAIN]

I ain't joinin' shit!!! I'm already the president of the "Old Ladies With Babies" club!:toast

I thought you were president of the Drunk Before Noon Club

[I. Hustle]

If you call everyone pulling a train on Sancha then yes

Even the first person to go isn't safe.

[CosmicCowboy]

Aren't we all?

Seriously, the thought of B2B's posse pulling the train on mouse seems poetically appropriate.

[marini martini]

I thought you were president of the Drunk Before Noon Club

Ssssssssshhhhhhhh!!!:toast

[Höfner]

I love possy. Or is it pusse?

[mrsmaalox]

Where is B2B? He's the only one I'll give my resume to. He should be the decider if it's his club.

[I. Hustle]

So where is the F'n list?

[BacktoBasics]

Where is B2B? He's the only one I'll give my resume to. He should be the decider if it's his club.I'm here.

We also need a list update.

[pkbpkb81]

I now work back in a call center with daily B2B moments...I think I qualify.

I manage a call center with a bunch of retard on my team that should get me in

[I. Hustle]

I manage idiot managers that manage a call center with a bunch of retards on their teams, that should get me in.

[mrsmaalox]

Hey! You supposed "second-in-commands"!! The boss just asked for an updated list. I sure wouldn't keep him waiting.

[symple19]

rofl - this thread is filled with sad

[stretch]

lame

[pkbpkb81]

I manage idiot managers that manage a call center with a bunch of retards on their teams, that should get me in.

hey this guy works for me...get back to work retard!!!!!!

[I. Hustle]

hey this guy works for me...get back to work retard!!!!!!

YOU WORK FOR ME! Get back to work Johnson!


Idiot!

[I. Hustle]

Hey! You supposed "second-in-commands"!! The boss just asked for an updated list. I sure wouldn't keep him waiting.

How is there two second in command

two seconds in command

two second in commands

twos second in command


however you say it.

[samikeyp]

yeah, Pkb and Hustle should be in with me as well. :)

[I. Hustle]

yeah, Pkb and Hustle should be in with me as well. :)

Wait are you the retard he is talkg about? I would put up with that. You should kick him in the weiner boobs.

[stretch]

might have been a little more interesting had B2B started the thread, but atrain completely gayed the idea out with this knobslobbing of B2B

lol mma

[I. Hustle]

might have been a little more interesting had B2B started the thread, but atrain completely gayed the idea out with this knobslobbing of B2B

lol mma

lol mma

[CosmicCowboy]

How is there two second in command

two seconds in command

two second in commands

twos second in command


however you say it.

Atrain and PM5K are tag teaming on the B2B knob slobbering. They are both second in command of the penis posse.

[ashbeeigh]

He already saw one I sent to Ashbeeigh, but then he complained that it wouldn't fit on his screen.

after I told him I had to zoom it in 500%.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm a 1-man entourage.

[ashbeeigh]

And just for the record, I think ATRAIN is looking for more butt buddies.

[Kori Ellis]

Posse Rules 101

When you have to post a thread basically begging people to tryout to be in your posse, you aren't cool enough to have a posse.

[stretch]

Posse Rules 101

When you have to post a thread basically begging people to tryout to be in your posse, you aren't cool enough to have a posse.

especially when you are begging for them to join a posse that isnt even yours

[CosmicCowboy]

Posse Rules 101

When you have to post a thread basically begging people to tryout to be in your posse, you aren't cool enough to have a posse.

:lol

[CosmicCowboy]

especially when you are begging for them to join a posse that isnt even yours

:lmao

THAT was the funniest part. Atrain is like the anti-cool.

[mrsmaalox]

especially when you are begging for them to join a posse that isnt even yours

:lmao

[BacktoBasics]

Posse Rules 101

When you have to post a thread basically begging people to tryout to be in your posse, you aren't cool enough to have a posse.We just needed to see where the loyalty fell. I for one would give my eLife for any one of my Posse members.

[lebomb]

This just went to thread FAIL def con level 5 (red)

[CosmicCowboy]

We just needed to see where the loyalty fell. I for one would give my eLife for any one of my Posse members.

Somebody get a cross and some nails...:lol

[Fpoonsie]

This just went to thread FAIL def con level 5 (red)

Which you would certainly know something about...

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=137802

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=135945

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=134564

[CosmicCowboy]

We just needed to see where the loyalty fell. I for one would give my eLife for any one of my Posse members.

Speaking of loyalty, where the hell IS your posse?

[lebomb]

Which you would certainly know something about...

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=137802

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=135945

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=134564


...................those just made it to level 4 (orange) muthafucka! :hat

[Fpoonsie]

...................those just made it to level 4 (orange) muthafucka! :hat

:lol

:toast

[I. Hustle]

Posse Rules 101

When you have to post a thread basically begging people to tryout to be in your posse, you aren't cool enough to have a posse.


Speaking of loyalty, where the hell IS your posse?

For the most part we are laughing at what Kori said. That's where we are.

[TDMVPDPOY]

hey this posse, you take in guidos?

[BacktoBasics]

Probably not going to allow guidos.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Bechamel.

[lefty]

I wish I never saw this thread

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Probably not going to allow guidos.

What about the Irish?

[TDMVPDPOY]

how about the hottest clubber? you taking him in??

[pkbpkb81]

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lol utsa

[CosmicCowboy]

how about the hottest clubber? you taking him in??

I thought that picture WAS atrain...

[Spurminator]

Sounds neat, is it too late for me to join?

[I. Hustle]

http://www.natscast.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/guidos.jpg

[lebomb]

lol utsa

LOL your mom. :toast

[I. Hustle]

If you say stuff like "sounds neat" you are out

[lebomb]

Will "sounds like pure awesomeness" get someone in?

[I. Hustle]

Will "sounds like pure awesomeness" get someone in?

Only with a BJ. If it's a guy then gaytrain takes the payment.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

The turtle makes that Jersey Shore pic.

I'm surprised this is several pages without anyone naming this posse yet.

[TDMVPDPOY]

so far how many ppl you got already?

2 man posse looks phail already....

[BacktoBasics]

I need a updated list. I know we're at least 5 strong. A few more and we can get a decent 5 on 5.

[I. Hustle]

I think that tabulator needs to come out

[MaNuMaNiAc]

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/4307/brownnosin.gif

[TDMVPDPOY]

I need a updated list. I know we're at least 5 strong. A few more and we can get a decent 5 on 5.

sausage fest, wheres the girls man?

[CosmicCowboy]

I need a updated list. I know we're at least 5 strong. A few more and we can get a decent 5 on 5.

Your posse seems to be really incompetent. That's the third time you have requested a list.

[I. Hustle]

:yawn

[mrsmaalox]

Your posse seems to be really incompetent. That's the third time you have requested a list.

Yes they appear to be putting their own needs ahead of B2B's.

[BacktoBasics]

Your posse seems to be really incompetent. That's the third time you have requested a list.
It appears that you're correct.

[Sunshine]

Yes they appear to be putting their own needs ahead of B2B's.


Then they have no place in the posse

[mrsmaalox]

Then they have no place in the posse

I agree. They are not posse material---they are nothing but coattail riders!

[I. Hustle]

I'm glad I'm not one of the many 2nd in command people.

[Sunshine]

Where the hell is the list???

[samikeyp]

I nominate Sunshine to be the official keeper of records.

[mrsmaalox]

:oops This must be very embarassing for B2B :oops

[BacktoBasics]

I'm actually quite proud. Hopefully we can get Chico Bail bonds to sponsor the posse.

[TDMVPDPOY]

when ur done gathering up ur posse,

bring over a brisket now

[I am Tom]

How can a 5 page topic end up going so terribly wrong?

[thispego]

I've been trying to get in the mookie crew for years but I have to wait until someone dies and there's a vacancy.

Maybe this can be my back up plan.

only way to make it onto the mookie crew is to be simultaneously bukkaked by all of us.

interested?

[PM5K]

There was a small mix up, I faxed B2B the list but apparently he doesn't own a fax machine.

[JJ Hickson]

By making a thread like this you are basically advertising the fact that you are the quintessential beta male. It's honestly pathetic watching grown ass men seeking approval from another man on a fucking internet forum.

[samikeyp]

By making a thread like this you are basically advertising the fact that you are the quintessential beta male. It's honestly pathetic watching grown ass men seeking approval from another man on a fucking internet forum.

Or maybe, you're just having fun?

[I. Hustle]

how did you get that far? He doesn't even have a home phone.

[symple19]

by making a thread like this you are basically advertising the fact that you are the quintessential beta male. It's honestly pathetic watching grown ass men seeking approval from another man on a fucking internet forum.

+10000000000000000000000000000000

[Twisted_Dawg]

This is pretty fucking gay.


And, to be clear, by "gay" I don't mean lame or stupid. I mean actual, male-on-male, taking it hard in the ass, gay.

God damn, I love this fucking chick! :lol

[pkbpkb81]

so are we going to fuck the utsa crew up or what


lol utsa

[Blake]

only way to make it onto the mookie crew is to be simultaneously bukkaked by all of us.

interested?

why does the mookie crew like to bukkake on other dudes?

are you not into women?

[Blake]

Which you would certainly know something about...

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=137802

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=135945

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=134564

:lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Atrain--I really don't understand the mook crew hate. You and I have similiar tastes in women. Can't we all just get along? I can't ever remember a time I seriously made fun of b2b I think his shit is funny. It's just that he never answers me when I ask if his wife allows him to dump gallons of sperms on her face.

Hey, can I join the b2b crew? JT can take my spot in the mookie crew. Better get your AIDS vaccine JT. It's going to be a sticky ride.

[Blake]

Hey, can I join the b2b crew? JT can take my spot in the mookie crew. Better get your AIDS vaccine JT. It's going to be a sticky ride.

I don't blame you for wanting out of the mookakie crew

[thispego]

why does the mookie crew like to bukkake on other dudes?

are you not into women?

we don't discriminate. we'll bukkake dudes and chicks alike.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Blake are you b2b crew member? Does your wife let you fill up supersoakers with jizz and blast them in the face at full pressure?
http://www.oikos.com/library/water_storage/SvanteWaterFace.jpg

I haven't reached that level of dominance over my other yet. But when I do. You guys will be the first to know. Maybe them I can move up in rank in my new crew :toast

[thispego]

Atrain--I really don't understand the mook crew hate. You and I have similiar tastes in women. Can't we all just get along? I can't ever remember a time I seriously made fun of b2b I think his shit is funny. It's just that he never answers me when I ask if his wife allows him to dump gallons of sperms on her face.

Hey, can I join the b2b crew? JT can take my spot in the mookie crew. Better get your AIDS vaccine JT. It's going to be a sticky ride.

CBF, Whats happening to us?!?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_efhbjzDreVM/SX01Y8Mo0YI/AAAAAAAAAE0/ZsPYYbku8XY/s320/fatguybp2.gif
uhhh
ohhh

[thispego]

CROFL SSOTYA (screen shot of the year award)

[I. Hustle]

So where is the list number 2's?

[mrsmaalox]

So where is the list number 2's?

Apparently it's beyond their ability.

This sort of thing would never occur on the Mookie Crew. A Crew member asks for a list, and like magic, 4 members will appear with that list, well thought out and neatly typed.
It's an amazing thing.

[I. Hustle]

That's what happens when you fill a crew with lazy ass procrastinators. We are kind of like the guys from Animal House or Old School.

[mrsmaalox]

That's what happens when you fill a crew with lazy ass procrastinators. We are kind of like the guys from Animal House or Old School.

"We"?? How would you know if you are on the list?

[I. Hustle]

I'm a founding father. The number 2's are the ones that are supposed to get the list though. We call them the shits since they are number 2's. AL calls them the poops.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm a founding father. The number 2's are the ones that are supposed to get the list though. We call them the shits since they are number 2's. AL calls them the poops.

So is this posse gonna have any actual members? Or is everyone B2B, or a founding father, or a number 2 or a chaplain or something? Sounds like a lot of chiefs and no indigenous peoples.

[I. Hustle]

So is this posse gonna have any actual members? Or is everyone B2B, or a founding father, or a number 2 or a chaplain or something? Sounds like a lot of chiefs and no indigenous peoples.

Everyone likes titles. The only members we have are the ones we play with.

[ATRAIN]

I'm a founding father. The number 2's are the ones that are supposed to get the list though. We call them the shits since they are number 2's. AL calls them the poops.

There are a few founding fathers, however B2b is the godfather. All the haters are just pawns in our work. Hustle, PM5, myself, and a few others are founding fathers. One of our founding fathers is MIA though, anyone seen Johnsmith?

[mrsmaalox]

Everyone likes titles. The only members we have are the ones we play with.

That's cool. B2B is the ceremonial figurehead and everyone else pulls together for the fun and wellbeing of the group. Very nice :tu

[samikeyp]

There are a few founding fathers, however B2b is the godfather. All the haters are just pawns in our work. Hustle, PM5, myself, and a few others are founding fathers. One of our founding fathers is MIA though, anyone seen Johnsmith?

Can I be the enforcer or one of them? Working where I do puts me in a bad mood and I want to take it out on someone. :)

[ATRAIN]

Can I be the enforcer or one of them? Working where I do puts me in a bad mood and I want to take it out on someone. :)

first order of business, go bitch slap cosmic faggot

[stretch]

can this thread get any more lame?

[I. Hustle]

It just did

[JJ Hickson]

can this thread get any more lame?


No.

[ATRAIN]

can this thread get any more lame?

and yet you keep posting in it

LOL weenie

[JJ Hickson]

and yet you keep posting in it

LOL weenie


Speaking of "weenies", how does B2B's taste? You can't seem to keep it out of your mouth.

[stretch]

and yet you keep posting in it

LOL weenie

every time i post in it, it gets a little less lame

im trying to help you salvage this abortion of a thread, that you completely screwed and fagged out up by being the one to start it.

[ATRAIN]

Speaking of "weenies", how does B2B's taste? You can't seem to keep it out of your mouth.

wait who are you again?

[CosmicCowboy]

first order of business, go bitch slap cosmic faggot
http://blog.newsok.com/television/files/2009/05/john-wayne.jpg



Bring it on, Bitch.

[Dr. Gonzo]

This thread is just sad on so many levels.

[dirk4mvp]

LMAO Texans







:bike: :flypig:spam::cheer:cop:bking:chestbump:splitter :huddle::pimpslap:deadhorse:santahat :cell :domokun

[dirk4mvp]

How'd this thread go 10 pages?

[Dr. Gonzo]

LMAO Texans

:lmao Kris Brown

[dirk4mvp]

I figured out what's going on in this thread.


:jack
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[ATRAIN]

:lmao Kris Brown

God Damn Kris Brown

[dirk4mvp]

A guy named Kris with a K is destined to be gay.

[ATRAIN]

A guy named Kris with a K is destined to be gay.

I would rather have gotten our asses kicked by 40 then lose by 3 and missing the last second field goal