I told you small ball would work!

[Rappin' Pop]

Today, I decided to sit Duncan down.
The Raptors were rocking in town.
I have Jefferson starting at the 4 from now onward.
And have Michael Finley playing at the small forward.
Screw Parker and call upon Hill.
Keith Bogans, we are starting and paying him his bill.

So, Spurstalkers, tell me how does my ass taste?

[Xylus]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Rappin' Pop]

Young talent is worth a piece of junk.
Hairston and Ian are a bucket of suck.
I am placing them on the inactive list.
So what, Spurs fan, gonna show me your fist?
I am thinking up new rotations over a cup of wine.
When I play small ball again, you will strangle yourself with a green vine.
The lineup is going to read,
and I am going to lead,
with Parker, Hill, Mason, Bogans, Finley to increase the pace.
While Duncan, Jefferson, Ginobili, McDyess tie up their shoelace.

So, suck on that, Spurs fans. You can't stop my experimenting. Oh, by the way, how does my ass taste?

[Warlord23]

Lame ... whoever created this troll can't rap worth a damn ... timvp should've created it instead

[Rappin' Pop]

Lame ... whoever created this troll can't rap worth a damn ... timvp should've created it instead
Shut the fuck up bitch. I been coaching all day and I couldn't find anything fun to do. Trolling Spurs fans is my hobby. Just like how I always troll you idiots when I play small ball.

[coyotes_geek]

Still lame.

[I. Hustle]

:td

[completely deck]

Gregg Popovich, the man who majored in Soviet Studies, writing a (not so good) rap on SpursTalk. Heh.

[urunobili]

weak... where's rappin' Jackson when u need him? :stirpot:

[Rappin' Dejuan Blair]

Man, what fuck Pop? Why you goin' small?
You think that bullshit’s gonna get you in the Hall?
You better play me some more or there’s gonna be trouble
I bet that bitch Blake Griffin that I’d average a double double
Check my stats dawg! 7 boards in 16! That’s better than great!
Do the math mutha fuckin’ math, that’s 21 per 48!
With your love for Findog my hopes for Rookie of the Year
Are about as likely as you drinking domestic beer
Great idea Pop! Put my ass on the bench to rot
While I watch geriatric swingmen stinking up the PF spot
Play me dammit or I’ll make a fucking scene
It’ll be the nastiest shit since Mean Joe Green
Only I won’t be drinking a kid’s coke, tossing my jersey to him
I’ll be sipping Cristal and passing out yo’ severed limbs
Put down the bottle, don’t make subs while shitfaced
I wipe the boards so clean you can eat off it, so tell me how that glass taste!

[Riverwalkman]

Man, what fuck Pop? Why you goin' small?
You think that bullshit’s gonna get you in the Hall?
You better play me some more or there’s gonna be trouble
I bet that bitch Blake Griffin that I’d average a double double
Check my stats dawg! 7 boards in 16! That’s better than great!
Do the math mutha fuckin’ math, that’s 21 per 48!
With your love for Findog my hopes for Rookie of the Year
Are about as likely as you drinking domestic beer
Great idea Pop! Put my ass on the bench to rot
While I watch geriatric swingmen stinking up the PF spot
Play me dammit or I’ll make a fucking scene
It’ll be the nastiest shit since Mean Joe Green
Only I won’t be drinking a kid’s coke, tossing my jersey to him
I’ll be sipping Cristal and passing out yo’ severed limbs
Put down the bottle, don’t make subs while shitfaced
I wipe the boards so clean you can eat off it, so tell me how that glass taste!
Is it a hip-hop lyric man?:danceclub

[mazerrackham]

Man, what fuck Pop? Why you goin' small?
You think that bullshit’s gonna get you in the Hall?
You better play me some more or there’s gonna be trouble
I bet that bitch Blake Griffin that I’d average a double double
Check my stats dawg! 7 boards in 16! That’s better than great!
Do the math mutha fuckin’ math, that’s 21 per 48!
With your love for Findog my hopes for Rookie of the Year
Are about as likely as you drinking domestic beer
Great idea Pop! Put my ass on the bench to rot
While I watch geriatric swingmen stinking up the PF spot
Play me dammit or I’ll make a fucking scene
It’ll be the nastiest shit since Mean Joe Green
Only I won’t be drinking a kid’s coke, tossing my jersey to him
I’ll be sipping Cristal and passing out yo’ severed limbs
Put down the bottle, don’t make subs while shitfaced
I wipe the boards so clean you can eat off it, so tell me how that glass taste!

Blair 1, Pop 0

[Leetonidas]

Blair rap was nice, the Pop rap was complete, utter fail. If you're going to try and copy one of the most successful trolls of all-time, at least don't suck major nuts.

[Xylus]

The Rappin Pop was meant to be a failure. Can you imagine that guy trying to rap? The troll got it dead on.

[phxspurfan]

:wakeup

[Sobe_Kucks]

Roses are red violets are blue,
this thread sucks b@lls

[xtremesteven33]

Rappin Pop was good. :tu

[AussieFanKurt]

those were creative..

[Johnson]

^ LOL dirk pic

[lefty]

Man, what fuck Pop? Why you goin' small?
You think that bullshit’s gonna get you in the Hall?
You better play me some more or there’s gonna be trouble
I bet that bitch Blake Griffin that I’d average a double double
Check my stats dawg! 7 boards in 16! That’s better than great!
Do the math mutha fuckin’ math, that’s 21 per 48!
With your love for Findog my hopes for Rookie of the Year
Are about as likely as you drinking domestic beer
Great idea Pop! Put my ass on the bench to rot
While I watch geriatric swingmen stinking up the PF spot
Play me dammit or I’ll make a fucking scene
It’ll be the nastiest shit since Mean Joe Green
Only I won’t be drinking a kid’s coke, tossing my jersey to him
I’ll be sipping Cristal and passing out yo’ severed limbs
Put down the bottle, don’t make subs while shitfaced
I wipe the boards so clean you can eat off it, so tell me how that glass taste!
lol

[Rappin' Pop]

Man, what fuck Pop? Why you goin' small?
You think that bullshit’s gonna get you in the Hall?
You better play me some more or there’s gonna be trouble
I bet that bitch Blake Griffin that I’d average a double double
Check my stats dawg! 7 boards in 16! That’s better than great!
Do the math mutha fuckin’ math, that’s 21 per 48!
With your love for Findog my hopes for Rookie of the Year
Are about as likely as you drinking domestic beer
Great idea Pop! Put my ass on the bench to rot
While I watch geriatric swingmen stinking up the PF spot
Play me dammit or I’ll make a fucking scene
It’ll be the nastiest shit since Mean Joe Green
Only I won’t be drinking a kid’s coke, tossing my jersey to him
I’ll be sipping Cristal and passing out yo’ severed limbs
Put down the bottle, don’t make subs while shitfaced
I wipe the boards so clean you can eat off it, so tell me how that glass taste!
Blair, you are going to play little to no minutes next game. Don't even question my decision to play Finley. He is my man.

[#2!]

outside of tlongIII themed posters are really stupid.

when will people figure out that its just not funny...

[draft87]

"I told you small ball would work!
So, little boys, tell me how does my ass taste?


what are you a priest or something?

[Rappin' Pop]

what are you a priest or something?
No. Just a coach. I am only substituting players along the way. But, small ball worked. You should be happy.

[draft87]

No. Just a coach. I am only substituting players along the way. But, small ball worked. You should be happy.

yah, I made a failed attempt at small balls humor.

Anyway, yes I am very happy. I remember similar surprising success at different points when any combination of the big 3 were out with injury. ANY win is good, especially when there is player/team development involved. We will see some of those lineups during big games. We will also see said lineups play better D.

There are so many new players, so many new/different combinations that it's gonna February to find everyone's roles. There's a pretty good chance that out of nowhere Mason's gonna light-up. Maybe it will be a certain lineup that he fits into, maybe it's just gonna take time(this is only his 2nd year, the Spurs have complicated strategies, and most of the players he got used to are gone) I don't think his career is suddenly gonna take a dip in productivity. He's been on a impressive upward slope the past few years. And even with the reduced minutes he'll almost definitely see, there's still a chance he'll produce. His breakout season in Washington two years ago was played with 9mpg LESS than his first year in San Antonio.

6 games into the season we've seen a large group of players that score in different ways. There is so much potential on both ends of the floor. Raw talent is easier to display on the offensive end. San Antonio has a rare, high level of raw talent. DeJuan Blair is the best example of it. He looks very comfortable on the glass. He has great position, anticipation, and fantastic hands. He's been able to confidently grab a ton of boards and throw in some easy buckets. Defensively, he looks like a lost little kid in a toy store...wandering almost aimlessly. I'm stating as a matter-of-fact. I'm not getting down on him. I'm constructively criticizing him exactly the same way Pop, Himself, and the whole team would. They'd say the exact same thing. Does this mean he sucks? Absolutely not. Is he the rookie of the year? Absolutely not. Can he be? FUCK YEAH. He's got great talent, and being in the most stable, organized system in the league, he has a great chance to be a very special, productive player in his rookie season.
Yes, small-ball showed glaring defensive defects. Yes, it will improve. Yes, there will be small ball in the future. No, it will not be the only style the Spurs will play.

Those 3 games last year that George Hill average 20 or so ppg seemed like a great silver lining that would develop into a good story for George(only to see Pop NOT use him end of year/playoffs,...at least he realized it and admitted) I think Pop is gonna run with anyone that shows potential this season. He knows that the Big 3 are extremely vulnerable to injury and some of our role players are in their LATE 30s. He wants everyone's game developed come April, they might be called on for post-season heroics.

I wouldn't be surprised if Tim and Tony are injured but in game condition. The only chance Pop is taking is to see if
A) George can run the team

B) We can run with the high-scoring teams like Toronto, Phoenix, Golden State, Denver, Indiana. We obviously found out we can keep up with Toronto. I think Pop remembered how Bargnani burned us last year on the perimeter and while facing Tim's health decided he'd let Bonner, McDyess, Blair, and Ratliff get more minutes

C) RJ can take a leadership role