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lurker
11-10-2009, 03:08 PM
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/10/shaquille-oneal-shaq-wife-files-legal-separation-divorce-shauni-nba/

This is coming right after the reports of Shaq having an affair with Gilbert Arenas' pregnant fiance. Nash's tv show idea isn't the only thing he stole I guess. :lol

pauls931
11-10-2009, 03:12 PM
You know that video 'Like a Boss' where the guy starts out kicking ass then eventually goes down hill? Shaq reminds me of that.

lurker
11-10-2009, 03:19 PM
I feel sorry for the giant fish he meets. :\

Gilbert better get that baby DNA tested.

lefty
11-10-2009, 03:32 PM
Separating again?

I didn't know they had been back together

mingus
11-10-2009, 03:50 PM
what a damn whore. looks Arenas married a groupie. and Shaq just being Shaq. he's a fucking joke of a human being.

lebomb
11-10-2009, 04:03 PM
This will not go well for anyone. Gilbert will dump that hoe, Shaunie is gonna get paid from Shaq..........well, maybe Shaq and the hoe might make it. LOL!!!

Allanon
11-10-2009, 05:18 PM
This is coming right after the reports of Shaq having an affair with Gilbert Arenas' pregnant fiance. Nash's tv show idea isn't the only thing he stole I guess. :lol

WTF? I totally missed this about Shaq and Agent 0's baby mamma. Was this even in the big sports outlets like ESPN/CNN? I googled it and only found small sites carrying it, wow.

The Shaq/Arenas thing came out on the 5th, 2 days after they played. Next game's on Nov 18th...there's probably going to be some fireworks.

lurker
11-10-2009, 05:29 PM
ESPN probably won't talk about it unless one of those involved speaks up. I'm glad that game will be on ESPN so I can watch, though. :lol

TFloss32
11-10-2009, 06:06 PM
Should make for an interesting storyline when the Cavs and the Wizards meet in the first round of the playoffs for the 154844th time.

Rappin' Shaq
11-10-2009, 06:35 PM
It's true I fucked your girl, sorry bout that Gilbert
But her titties got all swollen so I had to milk her
I just got a fetish for fucking these pregnant chicks
The baby gonna have a bruise from the force of my dick

But the baby ain't my progeny, don't worry bout it Gil
I already got a vasectomy, no more Lil' Shaquilles
That girl loved to toss my salad, she's freaky that way
So Gilbert if u kissed her since then you know how my ass taste!

Summers
11-10-2009, 07:52 PM
Ew!

daslicer
11-10-2009, 09:58 PM
You can tell just by watching this game right now that this has affected Gilbert big time. He finished the game with 12 turnovers lol.

daslicer
11-10-2009, 09:58 PM
Damn and he just got T'd lol.

jack sommerset
11-10-2009, 10:00 PM
ESPN probably won't talk about it unless one of those involved speaks up. I'm glad that game will be on ESPN so I can watch, though. :lol

ESPN only talks gossip about the Cowboys and/or T.O.

Culburn369
11-10-2009, 10:01 PM
Damn, he's probably hunting Kobe again for starting all this shit by confessing for Daddy up in Eagle. tee, hee.

lurker
11-10-2009, 10:01 PM
I forgot you can't breed 'em anymore, Shaq. I still would phone up Maury if I was Gilbert, though. Who knows how many other people were turning that door knob he calls a fiance.

TDMVPDPOY
11-10-2009, 11:58 PM
looks like shes going to get paid

shaq better look for another 100m contract