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jcrod
04-19-2005, 02:00 PM
link (http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/19/crime.lyonne.reut/index.html)

Arrest warrant for 'Pie' actress
Natasha Lyonne is charged with criminal mischief

NEW YORK (Reuters) -- A New York judge issued an arrest warrant on Monday for "American Pie" movie actress Natasha Lyonne, who failed to appear for a court hearing on charges stemming from a rampage during which she was heard threatening to molest a neighbor's dog.

Lyonne, 26, is charged with criminal mischief, harassment and trespass after an unexplained fit of rage last December when authorities said she banged on the door of her neighbor, stormed into the apartment and ripped a mirror from the wall.

Police called to the scene said Lyonne told the neighbor, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog." :huh

Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Abraham Clott issued the arrest warrant after calling her case three times on Monday. Prosecutors said Lyonne showed up in court one hour late, stayed 30 minutes, and left.

It is not the first time Lyonne has been in trouble. In 2001, she lost control of her car while driving drunk, pleaded guilty, and was sentenced to six months probation.

Lyonne has appeared in more than 30 films including "Blade: Trinity," "American Pie" and "Party Monster."

bigzak25
04-19-2005, 02:04 PM
she does look like a crazy bitch...

http://crazy4cinema.com/Actress/imgs/lyonne2.jpg

SpursWoman
04-19-2005, 02:05 PM
Okay.....I'm still waiting for the "One time, in band camp......" replies to come..... :wow

jalbre6
04-19-2005, 02:05 PM
http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/5/9/57-50770.jpg +http://dogoftheday.com/archive/2005/January/29.jpg ?

bigzak25
04-19-2005, 02:08 PM
lucky damn dogs....

jalbre6
04-19-2005, 02:11 PM
she does look like a crazy bitch...

http://crazy4cinema.com/Actress/imgs/lyonne2.jpg


Here's her mugshot from TSG...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/lyonnemug.jpg

bigzak25
04-19-2005, 02:36 PM
i've seen worse mugshots....if i was in lockup....i'd do her.

MannyIsGod
04-19-2005, 02:46 PM
"One time at how not to be gay camp..."

But I'm A Cheerleader is a hillarious movie. I think it's fucked up she got charged for saying that, though. What the hell happend to common sense?

If people out there want to complain about shit clogging the legal system, start right here.

SpursWoman
04-19-2005, 02:53 PM
And really, did she really say "I'm going to sexually molest.....". :rolleyes


I wonder what she really said? :angel

Guru of Nothing
04-19-2005, 02:58 PM
I'd hit it,

Sincerely

http://www.gregorymancuso.com/portfolioimages/pets/funny%20dog%20pictures%20mutt,%20Bonza-hype.jpg

SpursWoman
04-19-2005, 03:06 PM
Oh damn....that looks like my dog. :wow :lol

MannyIsGod
04-19-2005, 03:08 PM
I'd hit it,

Sincerely

http://www.gregorymancuso.com/portfolioimages/pets/funny%20dog%20pictures%20mutt,%20Bonza-hype.jpg
Somewhere Spuds Mckenzie is proud.

Shelly
04-19-2005, 03:14 PM
:rollin

CosmicCowboy
04-19-2005, 03:19 PM
http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/5/9/57-50770.jpg +http://dogoftheday.com/archive/2005/January/29.jpg ?

Wheres that old picture of SpursStalker at the GTG?...:lol

SpursWoman
04-19-2005, 03:19 PM
No...this is more *my* dog-looking. And his equipment is non-operable, so she'd be SOL. :)


http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplanet/images/yourpets/gallery/dogs/Robertola.jpg


Actually, that is exactly my dog-looking. :wow

jcrod
04-19-2005, 03:41 PM
No...this is more *my* dog-looking. And his equipment is non-operable, so she'd be SOL. :)


http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplanet/images/yourpets/gallery/dogs/Robertola.jpg


Actually, that is exactly my dog-looking. :wow


I'm sure she would've been creative.

Ed Helicopter Jones
04-19-2005, 04:26 PM
I'd hit it,

Sincerely

http://www.gregorymancuso.com/portfolioimages/pets/funny%20dog%20pictures%20mutt,%20Bonza-hype.jpg


:lmao