LMAO spurs

[stretch]

just getting this thread in early

we already know the spurs fucking suck and the mavs are going to implode their chodes tonight

lol spurs

lol jefferson

lol blair

lol bonner

lol "red rocket"

lol dirk

lol terry

lol nutpunch

lol spurs

[SAtown]

sweet thread

[dirk4mvp]

lol wheelchairs

lol rotting corpses

lol Duncan's knees

lol Manu's hair

lol Blair's acl's

lol Matt Bonner's tan

lol Richard Jefferson's sexual preference

lol Parker going to LA when Duncan retires

lol elite western conference team

lol road wins

[YoMamaIsCallin]

Wow. just wow. I knew Mavs fans had chimp level mentalities but this is even below that.

Try actually saying something and maybe you'll get a response.

[dirk4mvp]

Wow. just wow. I knew Mavs fans had chimp level mentalities but this is even below that.

Try actually saying something and maybe you'll get a response.

lol this is a response, dumbass

[bigdog]

lol Mavfan

[benefactor]

Wow. just wow. I knew Mavs fans had chimp level mentalities but this is even below that.

Try actually saying something and maybe you'll get a response.
Trolled.

[superjames1992]

Spurs Championships Since 1999 - 4

Mavs Championships Since 1999 - 0

LOL!!!

[Allanon]

lol Parker going to LA when Duncan retires


Adam Morrison+Sasha Vujacic straight up.

Do it Mitch!

[EmptyMan]

lol @ a Mav fan even putting forth the effort in talking shit.


Stretch is right though. :lol

[ElNono]

http://catmacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/cool_story_brah_cat.jpg

[IronMexican]

http://catmacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/cool_story_brah_cat.jpg

That's awesome possum

[DesignatedT]

Lol @ mavs fans acting like beating the spurs is their championship

spurs - 4

mavs - 0

lmfao

[Agloco]

Wow. just wow. I knew Mavs fans had chimp level mentalities but this is even below that.

Try actually saying something and maybe you'll get a response.


Trolled.

:lol

[NASpurs]

lol Mavs
lol irrelevant
lol 80s
lol 90s
lol Heat
lol stationary bikes
lol Warriors
lol should have kept Dallas Chapparels

[dirk4mvp]

lol elnono lurkin 4chan

[Agloco]

Lol @ mavs fans acting like beating the spurs is their championship

spurs - 4

mavs -1

lmfao

fify



http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x282/duncan228/oddsandends/mavs06champs.jpg

[NASpurs]

http://www.derrich.com/img/mavslogo_mlp2.jpg

[clambake]

Lol @ mavs fans acting like beating the spurs is their championship

who's acting?

[ClingingMars]

can't wait to bump this thread

[rayray2k8]

Spurs Championships Since 1999 - 4

Mavs Championships Since 1999 - 0

LOL!!!

Ooooh.. Spurs fans going where it hurts the mav fan the most. :lol

[ElNono]

http://dfwsportsjournal.com/Mavericks/pictures/DirkMVP.jpg

http://www.nba.com/media/warriors/BarnesBlog_050407_250.jpg

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/l/lol_cat-12926.jpg

[Dex]

Thanks.

[stretch]

lol trollable spurfans

[TIMMYD!]

lol 0 championships

[stretch]

lol another trollable spurfan

[DAF86]

lol "trollable"

[iilluzioN]

lol MAVS FANS

[BlackBellamy]

So is this Mavs jinxing thread a strange attempt to cancel out the anti-jinx thread in the NBA Forum? And by a Mavs fan... why? :smchode:

[phyzik]

lol MAVS FANS

Learn the rules..... dont bump these kind of threads until we actually win.... way to reverse jinx in favor of the enemies.

I still expect the Mavs to win this one.

there, saved it... whew...

[Dex]

Thanks.

[stretch]

hahaha props to the spurs great game played by them. they hit everything they threw up there. mavs couldnt hit a damn thing.

this was one of the absolute worst games ive ever seen dirk play. he couldnt hit ANYTHING.

[cornbread]

Mffl!!!

[Quiet Strength]

hahaha props to the spurs great game played by them. they hit everything they threw up there. mavs couldnt hit a damn thing.

this was one of the absolute worst games ive ever seen dirk play. he couldnt hit ANYTHING.

Spurs Defense!!!! :flag: :downspin:

[ulosturedge]

hahaha props to the spurs great game played by them. they hit everything they threw up there. mavs couldnt hit a damn thing.

this was one of the absolute worst games ive ever seen dirk play. he couldnt hit ANYTHING.

Nice Story. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

[dc_spursfan]

(http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6183)Starring in "When Threads fail" is no other then Stretch (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6183)

[DPG21920]

hahaha props to the spurs great game played by them. they hit everything they threw up there. mavs couldnt hit a damn thing.

this was one of the absolute worst games ive ever seen dirk play. he couldnt hit ANYTHING.

lol troll damage control

[nbaman99]

who is this idiot posting here?

[LA24]

LMAO at myself for betting against the Spurs in vbookie...should've known better.

[jag]

hahaha props to the spurs great game played by them. they hit everything they threw up there. mavs couldnt hit a damn thing.

this was one of the absolute worst games ive ever seen dirk play. he couldnt hit ANYTHING.

Your boys' PG situation is looking rough.

[phyzik]

NOw it's a safe bump. :lol

[MaNuMaNiAc]

LMAO at myself for betting against the Spurs in vbookie...should've known better.

yes... you should have

[DAF86]

lol 9 from 27

[stretch]

Spurs Defense!!!! :flag: :downspin:

it wasnt really that good. it was more the mavs playing sloppy as fuck and missing a shitstorm of wide open shots

[stretch]

Your boys' PG situation is looking rough.

i think our backup center position is a bigger cause for concern. when damp is out of the game, the inside opens up like crazy. and in a situation like tonight where a team puts 5 shooters on the floor, he isnt quick enough to guard them, and cant be on the floor much.

[Morg1411]

it wasnt really that good. it was more the mavs playing sloppy as fuck and missing a shitstorm of wide open shots

lol butthurt

[Allanon]

Pathetic stretch as usual. :lol

[Quiet Strength]

it wasnt really that good. it was more the mavs playing sloppy as fuck and missing a shitstorm of wide open shots

Nope. It was spurs defense :downspin: :downspin: :downspin:

[phyzik]

it wasnt really that good. it was more the mavs playing sloppy as fuck and missing a shitstorm of wide open shots

No, it was more the Spurs defense but yes, a huge part was dallas throwing up bricks. Spurs defense tonight was the bigger factor though.

[angelbelow]

:lol

[stretch]

No, it was more the Spurs defense but yes, a huge part was dallas throwing up bricks. Spurs defense tonight was the bigger factor though.

you guys are delusional

the spurs defense was decent, but i dont think any of you can honestly say that their defense had that much to do with dallas missing all those wide open shots. typical spurfans

again, props to the spurs for playing a good game, but no way in hell was it the spurs defense that was stopping the mavs. the mavs stopped themselves with complete dumbassery all night long.

[stretch]

i like men making my butt hurt

[siraulo23]

you guys are delusional

the spurs defense was decent, but i dont think any of you can honestly say that their defense had that much to do with dallas missing all those wide open shots. typical spurfans

again, props to the spurs for playing a good game, but no way in hell was it the spurs defense that was stopping the mavs. the mavs stopped themselves with complete dumbassery all night long.

:blah

[Sean Cagney]

you guys are delusional

.

Seems like that would fit you moreso since you made this thread.. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

[Morg1411]

lol stretch
lol 8-year-old humor
lol Mavs

Fear not, Stretch, that bitter taste in your mouth is just from where the Spurs took a shit.

[spursfan09]

lol discrediting the Spurs defense

[stretch]

lol spurfans

[stretch]

lol mavs still > spurs

[stretch]

lol 4-1

[spursfan09]

lol No Ginobil

[Quiet Strength]

you guys are delusional

the spurs defense was decent, but i dont think any of you can honestly say that their defense had that much to do with dallas missing all those wide open shots. typical spurfans

again, props to the spurs for playing a good game, but no way in hell was it the spurs defense that was stopping the mavs. the mavs stopped themselves with complete dumbassery all night long.

:lol whatever helps you sleep at night... yes the mavs missed some open shots but thats every nba game. Players miss open shots. The spurs missed alot of open shots tonight too. The spurs were energized on both offense and defense and they stopped the mavs from scoring. :flag:

[stretch]

lol hurt howard

lol dirk halfassing it

[spursfan09]

lol "We beat the Spurs" championship

[phyzik]

you guys are delusional

the spurs defense was decent, but i dont think any of you can honestly say that their defense had that much to do with dallas missing all those wide open shots. typical spurfans

again, props to the spurs for playing a good game, but no way in hell was it the spurs defense that was stopping the mavs. the mavs stopped themselves with complete dumbassery all night long.

Mavs 35% shooting.... thats not just cold shooting.... dont be a douche bag.

[jag]

i think our backup center position is a bigger cause for concern. when damp is out of the game, the inside opens up like crazy. and in a situation like tonight where a team puts 5 shooters on the floor, he isnt quick enough to guard them, and cant be on the floor much.

I still think Kidd and Barea are gonna get torched against most starting PGs.
As far as the C is concerned, the hype about Drew Gooden was all true....he actually is THAT worthless. And Marion can't guard centers.

[Morg1411]

lol hurt howard

lol dirk halfassing it

lol still talking shit

Give it up, you pathetic fuck.

[dirk4mvp]

I still think Kidd and Barea are gonna get torched against most starting PGs.
As far as the C is concerned, the hype about Drew Gooden was all true....he actually is THAT worthless. And Marion can't guard centers.

The Mavs need to incorporate Beaubois in the rotation as soon as he's ready and put Barea at the end of the bench.

[phyzik]

LOL 6' 7" rookie with no ACL's blocking the caveman

LOL Dick putting it in the hole in the face of Dirk and Kidd

[siraulo23]

lol hurt howard

lol dirk halfassing it

:blah

[stretch]

:lol whatever helps you sleep at night... yes the mavs missed some open shots but thats every nba game. Players miss open shots. The spurs missed alot of open shots tonight too. The spurs were energized on both offense and defense and they stopped the mavs from scoring. :flag:

they played well. but there were a lot more shots that the mavs would normally hit that they didnt tonight. if the mavs simply were missing the normal amount of shots that they miss as you are basically saying they did, then the spurs might as well not even play duncan and tony because with the team they have now, they are better than the mavs. that is what your logic is saying, and it makes no sense whatsoever.

[YoMamaIsCallin]

hahaha props to the spurs great game played by them. they hit everything they threw up there. mavs couldnt hit a damn thing.

this was one of the absolute worst games ive ever seen dirk play. he couldnt hit ANYTHING.

Are you kidding me? Dirk was the only reason they got within 5 in the 4th quarter.

Blame Carlisle for having no offensive ideas other than "dump it to Dirk 20 feet from the basket and let him go really slowly into his one-on-one offense." Why? They had success getting it up the floor quickly and letting Kidd and Terry work, along with a bit of Marion.

All the Spurs had to do was to throw different defensive looks at Dirk every time, ignore everyone else, pack the lane, and get the rebound.

Popovich did a really nice job of throwing big, small, no double, quick double, and double on the third bounce at him. He was a bit flummoxed.

Also Carlisle stayed with the zone long after it became ineffective. He was just hoping the Spurs didn't make shots. They did go cold in the 4th but then got it back at the end. Apparently Carlisle doesn't know how to get his team to play tough 4th quarter D either.

[stretch]

lol "We beat the Spurs" championship

lol still gloating over 100 year old titles

lol cue in the "at least we have titles" smack talk

lol typical predictable spurfans

[mexpurs21]

lol hurt howard

lol dirk halfassing it

lol hurt parker
lol hurt duncan

[stretch]

lol still talking shit

Give it up, you pathetic fuck.

lol trolled

[ShoogarBear]

lol 4-1

lol 4-0

[stretch]

lol hurt parker
lol hurt duncan

lol hurt terry
lol hurt dampier
lol hurt dirk
lol hurt kidd
lol hurt bass
lol hurt barea
lol making excuses for players being "hurt" when they are simply being pusses about the wear and tear of the regular season

[stretch]

lol 4-0

lol predictable

[DPG21920]

The Spurs missed a boat load of wide open shots as well in the 4th that allowed the Mavs to even have a chance.

[aksyunstar]

lol 4-0

[spursfan09]

lol still gloating over 100 year old titles

lol cue in the "at least we have titles" smack talk

lol typical predictable spurfans

lol learn how to count.

lol at least we have titles

lol not as predictable as a mavs choke job

[DPG21920]

lol predictable

lol trolled

[stretch]

Are you kidding me? Dirk was the only reason they got within 5 in the 4th quarter.

dirk was also the reason they were down in the 4th to begin with. 9-27 shooting is fucking horrible you dumbass.

[Quiet Strength]

they played well. but there were a lot more shots that the mavs would normally hit that they didnt tonight. if the mavs simply were missing the normal amount of shots that they miss as you are basically saying they did, then the spurs might as well not even play duncan and tony because with the team they have now, they are better than the mavs. that is what your logic is saying, and it makes no sense whatsoever.

Well I'd never say that about parker but as for duncan.. to begin this season he has been hurting the spurs. So yes for now.. the team is better without duncan unless he comes back healthy. So yes the spurs tonight were better than the mavs.

[stretch]

lol trolled

lol 2 feet tall

[ShoogarBear]

lol predictable
lol more like conclusive

[rayray2k8]

Nice going butthead. Looking real good right about now. :lmao

[phyzik]

dirk was also the reason they were down in the 4th to begin with. 9-27 shooting is fucking horrible you dumbass.

Spurs defense. :toast

[DPG21920]

lol 2 feet tall

lol handsome

[DPG21920]

The Spurs missed a boat load of wide open shots as well in the 4th that allowed the Mavs to even have a chance.

[DAF86]

I'm sure Stretch actually enjoys this.

[Cherry]

LMAO @:flypig







:flag:

[stretch]

I'm sure Stretch actually enjoys this.

:tu

[stretch]

nighty night everyone

great game from the spurs though. im looking forward to next wednesday to start another one of these threads :toast

[ShoogarBear]

I'm sure Stretch actually enjoys this.

It either this or the nearest bathhouse for him.

[jag]

The Mavs need to incorporate Beaubois in the rotation as soon as he's ready and put Barea at the end of the bench.

I saw him in summer league and he looked solid...but Mahinmi also looked solid, as did James Gist last year. He's probably better than Barea, but Kidd is a wide open lane on defense for 35 MPG, not to mention he's not bringing offense. 8-9 apg doesn't make up for his 5 points every game.

That's why i think the PG spot is a biggest hole with Dallas.

[spursfan09]

nighty night everyone

great game from the spurs though. im looking forward to next wednesday to start another one of these threads :toast

Night night! You can go cry now :)

[Leetonidas]

lol predictable

lol ironic

[phyzik]

nighty night everyone

great game from the spurs though. im looking forward to next wednesday to start another one of these threads :toast

Lots of fun! :lol

LOL Mavs fans

[ClingingMars]

http://telepromptedanthems.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/u-mad1.jpg

[in2deep]

stretch is the kinda hoe that likes to get gangbanged by 32 drunk frat boys

[jag]

It either this or the nearest bathhouse for him.

:lol

[Flux451]

you guys are delusional

the spurs defense was decent, but i dont think any of you can honestly say that their defense had that much to do with dallas missing all those wide open shots. typical spurfans

again, props to the spurs for playing a good game, but no way in hell was it the spurs defense that was stopping the mavs. the mavs stopped themselves with complete dumbassery all night long.

I wish you would stop your dumbassery. Spurs were contesting everything. 9 steals is above average. 5 blocks is good. Dirk's shot was off in the beginning but found it later. Howard had a hand in his face all night. JJ was forced to do forgettable things. Dallas was lost on offense and couldn't find their rhythm because the Spurs were active and clogged the lane. They played great pick and role d too.

[dirk4mvp]

I saw him in summer league and he looked solid...but Mahinmi also looked solid, as did James Gist last year. He's probably better than Barea, but Kidd is a wide open lane on defense for 35 MPG, not to mention he's not bringing offense. 8-9 apg doesn't make up for his 5 points every game.

That's why i think the PG spot is a biggest hole with Dallas.

He scored the first 9 points in the Hornets game a few games ago. He's good, just not entirely ready yet.

[#2!]

Its retarded when idiots on here can just claim "I'm a troll" as soon as they are proven to be idiots. Whatever though.

[LA24]

stretch is the kinda hoe that likes to get gangbanged by 32 drunk frat boys

Only an ass that's elastic and stretchable can handle that.

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

lol 7'0'' vagina
lol German jumpshooter flopping for 10 free throws
lol wifebeater looks like a grandpa
lol moronic owner
lol Division champions banners
lol whinning
lol choking in the playoffs over and over again
lol 0 rings

http://chicagoist.com/attachments/chicago_benjy/2007_07_sports_mark_cuban.jpg
http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060620/060620_mavericksFans_vmed_10p.widec.jpg
http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/01-06/0103mavs.jpg
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/phil_taylor/06/21/mavs.finals/t1_cuban1.jpg

[HORNSWOGGLE]

Lol mavs:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[cornbread]

Mffl!!!

[jag]

lol wifebeater looks like a grandpa

lol Division champions banners

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/phil_taylor/06/21/mavs.finals/t1_cuban1.jpg

:lmao

[DJB]

^ that shit is priceless.

[in2deep]

:lmao


:lmao

[Flux451]

^ pretty sad when it's the owner that gets suspended for jumping on court during a scruffle

(uttering satire, don't google it)

[dbreiden83080]

Stretch must be too much of a loser to ban.. He stays based on pity..

[callo1]

I love it when people post smack before a game, for exactly this reason.

[ElNono]

LMAO Marion the savior
LMAO Gooden the savior

:lmao

[Spursfan092120]

stretch..dude...check the turnovers..check the steals...Spurs D was stifling tonight...trolling is one thing, and that's what I hope you're doing, because if you truly believe our defense wasn't sick tonight, I'm starting to wonder 'bout you, bro.

[Dunc n Dave]

I wish you would stop your dumbassery. Spurs were contesting everything. 9 steals is above average. 5 blocks is good. Dirk's shot was off in the beginning but found it later. Howard had a hand in his face all night. JJ was forced to do forgettable things. Dallas was lost on offense and couldn't find their rhythm because the Spurs were active and clogged the lane. They played great pick and role d too.

Solid take!

I went back and watched the game again on the DVR and the Spurs missed WAY MORE uncontested shots than the Mavs. Almost every MISSED shot the Mavs put up was a contested shot. Bogans had Howard flustered early, McDyess gave Dirk problems, forcing him to shoot CONTESTED fade aways. Event he driving left layups Dirk made were contested. Terry played well but most of his shots inside were TOUGH CONTESTED shots that he made. When he got free on the perimeter he knocked them down. Barea had George Hill and Mason in his head the whole game. And Kidd was embarrassed defensively by Manu on the perimeter in the 2nd quarter.

To the Mavs credit, they were playing solid D early in the game against the Spurs but they didn't maintain the intensity and keep contesting shots the way the Spurs did. The Spurs had a lot of OPEN looks from 3 in the last 3 quarters.

[benefactor]

lmao mavs

[UnWantedTheory]

Im not sure why but i shall laugh too....LoL @ everything.

[UnWantedTheory]

Also I WAS hysterical over the win tonight against the Mavs....That was tooooo stupidly hilariously absurd....I cant believe I was LOLing, it was so crazyyy...oh, but I was....and I am. There is always enough left for one more good ol' LoL.

[UnWantedTheory]

What would you do if I sang out of tune STRETCH? Would you get up and walk out on me? You are just like Joe Cocker....I laugh at thee....What with the help from my friends n' all.

[symple19]

lol 7'0'' vagina
lol German jumpshooter flopping for 10 free throws
lol wifebeater looks like a grandpa
lol moronic owner
lol Division champions banners
lol whinning
lol choking in the playoffs over and over again
lol 0 rings

http://chicagoist.com/attachments/chicago_benjy/2007_07_sports_mark_cuban.jpg
http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060620/060620_mavericksFans_vmed_10p.widec.jpg
http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/01-06/0103mavs.jpg
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/phil_taylor/06/21/mavs.finals/t1_cuban1.jpg

:tu

[Blake]

the amount of ownage in this thread is unbelievable.

[SAtown]

lololololololol

[Spursmania]

:rollin

[Kool Bob Love]

:rollin
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[YoMamaIsCallin]

What would you do if I sang out of tune STRETCH? Would you get up and walk out on me? You are just like Joe Cocker....I laugh at thee....What with the help from my friends n' all.

Joe Cocker??? Oh the apostasy. Maybe you weren't around in 1967....