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Cry Havoc
11-16-2009, 02:14 AM
<Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

:lmao

Via bash.org (one of the funniest sites ever, for what it's worth)

http://bash.org/?908184#d%27
RedsLakers24
11-16-2009, 02:21 AM
LOL So True
symple19
11-16-2009, 02:23 AM
:lmao :toast
Creepn
11-16-2009, 03:46 AM
Im definantly using that line.
eyeh8u
11-16-2009, 03:59 AM
women are the ones that set up those rules, the dude that gets all the girls , gets more the girls, (ie david spade) the girl that fucks alot of guys is called a whore by her friends behind her back

social constructs are what bind us all to our titles
Frenzy
11-16-2009, 09:16 AM
<Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

:lmao

Via bash.org (one of the funniest sites ever, for what it's worth)

http://bash.org/?908184#d%27


Can't mess with truth. :tu
SpursWoman
11-16-2009, 09:50 AM
Spare key.

http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-297/Rabbit_Vibrator_682_436364a.jpg
Soul_Patch
11-16-2009, 09:52 AM
lol :lol
pawe
11-16-2009, 11:28 AM
So true! You should have done a victory dance.
JoeChalupa
11-16-2009, 11:31 AM
:lol
balli
11-16-2009, 12:05 PM
Saw that on Digg yesterday. Laughed-MAO Can't wait to try it out the next time said debate comes up.
Viva Las Espuelas
11-16-2009, 12:35 PM
Hmmm. Interesting perspective.
DarkReign
11-16-2009, 04:27 PM
I am sooooooo late to the internet...


bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

http://bash.org/?104383

Fucking laughing out loud.
DarkReign
11-16-2009, 05:00 PM
Again, late to the internet.


<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<kylev> hahahahaha
<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor
<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about
<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
<`Neo> bahahahaha

http://bash.org/?180081
Cry Havoc
11-16-2009, 10:58 PM
ahahaha, WOW DR those are olllllllllllllllllllld.
TDMVPDPOY
11-17-2009, 12:45 AM
most of that is from mirc chat?
jaffies
11-17-2009, 02:49 AM
Spare key.

http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-297/Rabbit_Vibrator_682_436364a.jpg

Will you STOP posting sexy shit. I've never met USER, but I'm sure he'd wanna kick my ass with all the things going on in my head.:lol
Cry Havoc
11-17-2009, 02:50 AM
Will you STOP posting sexy shit. I've never met USER, but I'm sure he'd wanna kick my ass with all the things going on in my head.:lol

Jaffies thinks a dildo is sexy. Lulz. I guess we know what to get him for his bday.
jaffies
11-17-2009, 03:09 AM
Jaffies thinks a dildo is sexy. Lulz. I guess we know what to get him for his bday.

Sexy, is SW using a "Spare key".

and my birthday just passed.
AussieFanKurt
11-17-2009, 06:21 AM
even girls have found this funny
MiamiHeat
11-17-2009, 07:33 AM
Again, late to the internet.



http://bash.org/?180081

i gotta say, i laughed hard all over again

but I first read those when I was like 16 years old in 1999.....
MiamiHeat
11-17-2009, 07:35 AM
also, if i remember correctly, back in 1999 that robe and wizard hat thing was done by a blogger who would go into chat rooms and then do this stuff and post it on her website.

she was kinda pretty if i remember correctly. she also did the 'im 14 yo girl' thing

she was Chris Hanson before Chris Hanson

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<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS