23% of employees say they have had sex in the office [Archive]

spurs_fan_in_exile

11-17-2009, 10:59 AM

Hmmmm, I currently have 8 employees under my supervision here so 1.84 of them have had sex in this office. Creepy. Makes me glad I've got a lot of hand sanitizer around here.

Sapphire

11-17-2009, 11:07 AM

Hmmmm, I currently have 8 employees under my supervision here so 1.84 of them have had sex in this office. Creepy. Makes me glad I've got a lot of hand sanitizer around here.

Well, including you the %-age goes to 2.07. Hmmmm. You should just spray everyone down when they walk in.

CosmicCowboy

11-17-2009, 11:09 AM

I already checked that one off my list.

katyon6th

11-17-2009, 11:14 AM

For some reason, I think that percentage should be higher.

mrsmaalox

11-17-2009, 11:16 AM

Been there, done that :toast

But a lot of folks must not be admitting it cuz 23% sounds pretty low. I've always worked in hospitals and those places are pretty much a fuckfest.

Evil Angel

11-17-2009, 11:19 AM

:wakeup Let's discuss.

Let's. You start.

Dex

11-17-2009, 11:20 AM

Hm....not yet.

FromWayDowntown

11-17-2009, 11:20 AM

If you change jobs, do you have to repeat yourself to stay within the 23%?

Dex

11-17-2009, 11:21 AM

Hmmmm, I currently have 8 employees under my supervision here so 1.84 of them have had sex in this office. Creepy. Makes me glad I've got a lot of hand sanitizer around here.

Well it should be easy to find one of the perpetrators.

Just look for the one that is 84% of a person. They will probably be missing limbs and the such.

Gottamn necros.

JudynTX

11-17-2009, 11:26 AM

Been there, done that :toast

But a lot of folks must not be admitting it cuz 23% sounds pretty low. I've always worked in hospitals and those places are pretty much a fuckfest.

I've heard that hospital staff are horny dogs. :lol

Let's. You start.

Been there, done that. Do you want to know the room#? :lol

Soul_Patch

11-17-2009, 11:27 AM

What if you work from home? :downspin:

jag

11-17-2009, 11:32 AM

Never had sex...but i got a face full of tit while sitting in my cubicle one night.

Not sure if that counts...

katyon6th

11-17-2009, 11:35 AM

Never had sex...but i got a face full of tit while sitting in my cubicle one night.

Not sure if that counts...

Were you motorboating or was it an accident?

PM5K

11-17-2009, 11:38 AM

Used to do it all the time when I worked at West, that was over ten years ago.

desflood

11-17-2009, 11:39 AM

Eww.

jag

11-17-2009, 11:40 AM

Were you motorboating or was it an accident?

I wasn't necessarily "motorboating"...there was some kissing going on and i just decided to explore the boobage (with my face).

katyon6th

11-17-2009, 11:41 AM

I wasn't necessarily "motorboating"...there was some kissing going on and i just decided to explore the boobage (with my face).

Too bad. I'm sure she would've loved it.

PM5K

11-17-2009, 11:42 AM

Too bad. I'm sure she would've loved it.

Yeah every woman loves spit all over her breasts...

Certainly you do.

jag

11-17-2009, 11:42 AM

Too bad. I'm sure she would've loved it.

it's hard to be taken serious if you just start motorboating a chick

katyon6th

11-17-2009, 11:45 AM

it's hard to be taken serious if you just start motorboating a chick

How serious do you want to be taken if you're exploring some chick's boobage at your cubicle?

Frenzy

11-17-2009, 11:46 AM

I walk in on it. They were old..early 40's...argh.

jag

11-17-2009, 11:50 AM

How serious do you want to be taken if you're exploring some chick's boobage at your cubicle?

Serious enough to catch a handy.

JudynTX

11-17-2009, 11:52 AM

Never had sex...but i got a face full of tit while sitting in my cubicle one night.

Not sure if that counts...

So did you like it? :lol

JoeChalupa

11-17-2009, 11:54 AM

The percentage is way higher if you count those who have :jackoff in the office but when you add a partner the percentage drops.

katyon6th

11-17-2009, 11:56 AM

Serious enough to catch a handy.

Did that work out for you?

jag

11-17-2009, 11:57 AM

So did you like it? :lol

What kind of a creepy cyber-sex question is this??

And it was obviously better than sitting in my cubicle and not getting to check out some nice tits.

Did that work out for you?

no. If i did, my original post would have said something to the effect of "i caught a handy in my cubicle once." i tried though

mrsmaalox

11-17-2009, 11:57 AM

I walk in on it. They were old..early 40's...argh.

Wait......WHAT??? 40 yr olds are having sex now?? :shootme

mrsmaalox

11-17-2009, 11:58 AM

The percentage is way higher if you count those who have :jackoff in the office but when you add a partner the percentage drops.

:lmao

katyon6th

11-17-2009, 12:01 PM

Who thinks early 40's is old? This confirms my suspicion of Frenzy being a total idiot.

JudynTX

11-17-2009, 12:05 PM

What kind of a creepy cyber-sex question is this??

Well you replied to this thread, so? :lol

TDMVPDPOY

11-17-2009, 12:07 PM

% of a person....does sequ qualify 23% of height of a normal person?

IronMexican

11-17-2009, 12:08 PM

Who thinks early 40's is old? This confirms my suspicion of Frenzy being a total idiot.

I've come to that conclusion long, long ago.

Evil Angel

11-17-2009, 12:20 PM

Been there, done that. Do you want to know the room#? :lol

You said discuss not a poll?

easjer

11-17-2009, 12:39 PM

Never done it at work. I'm fairly vanilla in my locations. I prefer a bed. Logistics are a lot easier and I do not get turned on by the thought of getting caught.

JoeChalupa

11-17-2009, 12:43 PM

Sex in the office has not happened to me.......yet.

Slomo

11-17-2009, 12:50 PM

I'm self employed... :depressed

z0sa

11-17-2009, 01:01 PM

I've enjoyed this. It's hardly a phenomenon as nowadays, it seems like with how lax many sexual relationships are ('friend swith benefits'), working together with someone attractive is reason enough to be fuck buddies.

Now I'm sure there are those who bring the hubby in their office and it may be just as common, but I don't think so

Wild Cobra

11-17-2009, 01:07 PM

Who were they polling?

Washington DC aides?

easjer

11-17-2009, 01:18 PM

Who were they polling?

Washington DC aides?

Nah, that number would be way higher in that case.

Viva Las Espuelas

11-17-2009, 01:30 PM

I'm self employed... :depressed

:lmao

Too funny

Viva Las Espuelas

11-17-2009, 01:37 PM

Yeah. I think that percentage is pretty low, as well. No way it's under 40%. There was a dude here that apparently sliced into this one chick on a regular basis and no one knew. Neither did his wife. That's until HR went on their witch hunt. Those pics were hilarious. Also, I heard the owner frequently had closed door meatings with a few female employees. I've heard there's been one, maybe two, abortions happening here........Yeah. The dongah needs food.

Homeland Security

11-17-2009, 01:39 PM

Likely there are some workplaces where it's like 80%, and more where it's little to none.

Places that employ large numbers of the lower classes and keep them in communal areas will see more of this. All other vermin act like this too.

SpursWoman

11-17-2009, 02:04 PM

Not interested in that kind of thing ... I make a little more than minimum wage and I wouldn't risk it for something so stupid.

At my last place of employment there was a girl who worked 3rd shift in the plant that used to give blow jobs in the parking lot for a little extra $$ ... funny.

mrsmaalox

11-17-2009, 02:08 PM

JudynTX

11-17-2009, 02:08 PM

At my last place of employment there was a girl who worked 3rd shift in the plant that used to give blow jobs in the parking lot for a little extra $$ ... funny.

Did she advertise this service? :D

mrsmaalox

11-17-2009, 02:10 PM

Did she advertise this service? :D

By word of mouth :D

JudynTX

11-17-2009, 02:13 PM

By word of mouth :D

:lmao :lmao

SpursWoman

11-17-2009, 02:15 PM

By word of mouth :D

Pretty much :lol.

Not surprisingly, she never got fired. :lol

Lots of crazy shit like that used to happen .... I don't imagine it's much different in a lot of manufacturing plants.

JudynTX

11-17-2009, 02:16 PM

Pretty much :lol.

Not surprisingly, she never got fired. :lol

Lots of crazy shit like that used to happen .... I don't imagine it's much different in a lot of manufacturing plants.

Of course she didn't get fired. :D She probably got a promotion. :lol

I've caught people screwing in the bathroom before. I just turn around and walk right back out.

I. Hustle

11-17-2009, 02:20 PM

There are a couple thousand people here where I work so DAYUMN

I. Hustle

11-17-2009, 02:25 PM

I used to work at one bank where this guy would take chicks to this room that was set apart for viewing ATM video. He would always ask me to look out and knock on the door if anyone was coming. I always said sure but eff that! I'm not going to be waiting around listening to some dude bone a chick. I always walked off as soon as the door was shut.

mrsmaalox

11-17-2009, 02:37 PM

There are a couple thousand people here where I work so DAYUMN

Well Hustle, with those kind of numbers, I'd say if you aren't getting any, you're pretty much hopeless :spin

I. Hustle

11-17-2009, 02:43 PM

Well Hustle, with those kind of numbers, I'd say if you aren't getting any, you're pretty much hopeless :spin

The wife would kill me. The place is crawling with cougs though.

Strike

11-17-2009, 03:14 PM

Were you motorboating or was it an accident?

http://gifattack.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/vince-vaughn-motorboat.gif

Höfner

11-17-2009, 03:18 PM

I love fucking in the Oface

Viva Las Espuelas

11-17-2009, 03:26 PM

I've caught people screwing in the bathroom before. I just turn around and walk right back out.

that's funny. My Mom walked in on some co-workers a few months ago. The story she told me was hilarious. She said she let out a blood curdlng "what are you doingggggg!?!?!" and they just stopped. Now she always takes someone with her when she walks the office

:lol

JudynTX

11-17-2009, 03:30 PM

that's funny. My Mom walked in on some co-workers a few months ago. The story she told me was hilarious. She said she let out a blood curdlng "what are you doingggggg!?!?!" and they just stopped. Now she always takes someone with her when she walks the office

:lol

:lol She didn't say cochinos?

ATRAIN

11-17-2009, 03:38 PM

Too bad. I'm sure she would've loved it.

Do women really love the motorboat?

Viva Las Espuelas

11-17-2009, 03:53 PM

:lol She didn't say cochinos?

I'm sure she did :lol

JudynTX

11-17-2009, 03:56 PM

Do women really love the motorboat?

:king

Bender

11-17-2009, 04:28 PM

They were old..early 40's...argh. damn, that is really old... :rolleyes

mrsmaalox

11-17-2009, 04:57 PM

Do women really love the motorboat?

It's pretty funny. And it tickles :lol

MrChug

11-17-2009, 04:58 PM

I don't think there's been a job that I didn't have sex at. Oh yah, at the Wax Museum when I was 16,but I did get a beej at the Ripley's part though.

I. Hustle

11-17-2009, 05:30 PM

There is this one big titty chick I used to work with that loves getting motor boated. Just about every other picture on her myspace page is some random guy going face first into her jubblies. The thing is she is nasty looking so doing that would be the best distraction from her face.

Viva Las Espuelas

11-17-2009, 05:47 PM

tp2021

11-17-2009, 06:30 PM

Don't motorboat with a scruffy face though.

NFO

11-17-2009, 07:25 PM

it's hard to be taken serious if you just start motorboating a chick

Chances are if a chick is letting you motorbaot her she doesn't tkae her self that serioulsy so it is all good at thant point.