85% of men claim they've urinated in their yard

[mrsmaalox]

:wow Is this true??

[I. Hustle]

Guilty as charged

[mavs>spurs2]

yes. one time in high school i was locked out after a basketball game, my parents weren't home, and i had to go :lol

[ginobili's bald spot]

Hell yea. Why not?

[u2sarajevo]

My dog does. But she's a girl so......

[Lebowski Brickowski]

not true -- it's gotta be 100%

[desflood]

not true -- it's gotta be 100%
I know that 100% of the men in my immediate family have :lol

[Spurminator]

Saves water

[phyzik]

yeah, it has to be closer to 100%. I do it almost every time I find myself outside and drinking beer.

[PM5K]

I agree, closer to 100%

[JoeChalupa]

I can make that claim.

[koriwhat]

guilty. i caught some 20 yr old dude trying to piss in my yard the other night after some big party next door and scared the shit out of him from about 30 feet away. yelled, "stop pissing in my bushes asshole!' and he jumped in his car and sped off, i wonder if it hurt to just stop pissing like that because i know it would've hurt me to do so.

[JudynTX]

Just look for the yellow stains. :lol

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Last time I did it was right after we moved into our current home. There was some foul up in transferring our water service so they turned the water off on a Friday afternoon and couldn't resolve the issue until Monday.

[mrsmaalox]

Just look for the yellow stains. :lol

Dammit all this time I thought it was dog piss killing my grass!!!

[ginobili's bald spot]

Any man who hasn't pissed in his yard isn't a real man.

[PM5K]

Maybe the actual numbers are 85% in their yard, 100% in some yard including their own.

[Dex]

Definitely.

There is always a good reason for it (being unable to go inside, crowded bathroom, etc), but that ish happens all the time I'm sure. I don't think any guy who has the choice between bathroom and yard is gonna choose the yard, but sometimes nature calls when it's not convenient to answer.

[Dex]

Maybe the actual numbers are 85% in their yard, 100% in some yard including their own.

Good call. I've peed in other yards before too.

(With permission, you scoundrels.)

Being a guy has its conveniences.

[stretch]

i do it at least once a month

[The Reckoning]

beer and fences make a nice combo

[Höfner]

I'm in the back of the lot, the door is on of the side facing an alleyway and obscured by trees from any backyards. I'm upstairs and I frequently piss off the side into the leaves, especially when drinking. Now that its getting colder I'll stop but whenever its warm I just go out there for a breath of fresh air plus computer and TV is right here next to the door

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ha. How about a dillard's?

:lmao

[CosmicCowboy]

Hell yeah! I would have figured 100%.

[mrsmaalox]

Ha. How about a dillard's?

:lmao

Good point. I'll see if I can find the percentages for peeing in planters at department stores.

[ATRAIN]

I have taken a leak in at least 60% of the garages downtown. Then again im sure there isnt a garage in downtown Austin that hasnt been pissed on. Ive even seen drunk ass girls pop a squat.

[JudynTX]

Good point. I'll see if I can find the percentages for peeing in planters at department stores.

Use that special calculator. ;)

[ATRAIN]

beer and fences make a nice combo

With all the parties I used to throw in my late teens early 20sm half of my hometown has pissed in my parents yard.

[Ballcox]

When it's dark outside, I pee outside. Every time.

[xtremesteven33]

Animal Instinct...

[bus driver]

this should be common knowledge and i would agree with the others it has to be higher than 85%

[rjv]

the other 15 % urinated in someone else's yard.

[Ballcox]

It is a guy thing. I made sure that as soon as my son had the whole aiming thing down he was instructed on the necessity of peeing outside. BUT, there are certain ground rules to follow:

1. Always pee downwind, you don't want that stream blowing back on your pants and shoes.

2. Don't stand directly next to another guy when peeing outside, there is plenty of room in the great outdoors.

3. Always shake the snake before you put him back in his hiding spot.

4. Never, and I mean NEVER pee outside when there is someone close by with a camera.

5. If possible, don't pee on uneven terrain. It's no fun doing a face plant in a steaming puddle of your own urine.

[Hungry farmer]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uE1n8xARdX4/SHXeZibjARI/AAAAAAAAGtI/c5gkqcgXHzE/s400/Public%2BUrination%2BStory.jpg

[JMarkJohns]

Yep.

[Bender]

us guys have to mark our territory...

[Das Texan]

I did it last Saturday night.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Good point. I'll see if I can find the percentages for peeing in planters at department stores.

Oh it wasn't a planter.............

[phyzik]

check the bra racks.

[EmptyMan]

lol numerous times after a run or working outside. I am one with nature.

[eyeh8u]

i do it when im working out in my garage and im too lazy to take off my gloves

[mrsmaalox]

check the bra racks.

Actually that was kind of the topic for tomorrow: 18% of men polled claim to have pleasured themselves in a store's lingerie dept.!! :lol

[ComfortablyNumb]

After a nice dinner I like to go out back and get some fresh air and I more often than not get the urge.

[cornbread]

The title of the thread should be 15% of men won't admit to urinating in their yard.

[smeagol]

% has to be head to head with masturbating

[rayray2k8]

That's gotta be wrong, the percentage should be higher than that. :lol

[DarkReign]

Wait...only 85% of men said "Yes"?

WTF...who are the 15% who havent or who are adverse to doing so?!

[DarkReign]

When it's dark outside, I pee outside. Every time.

Bam. Truer words have never been spoken.

[CosmicCowboy]

What does dark have to do with it? Of course, it helps to have a big yard with lots of trees/shrubs so the neighbors can't see what is going on...

[DarkReign]

What does dark have to do with it? Of course, it helps to have a big yard with lots of trees/shrubs so the neighbors can't see what is going on...

Yeah, you live on land. We suburbanites have the Police to worry about. If your neighbor catches you pissing in your backyard and calls the cops, youre on the sex offender list.

So, dark it is.

[MiamiHeat]

absolutely

just did it a few days ago.

makes me feel closer to nature and all that bullshit. feels good.

[The Franchise]

Any man who hasn't pissed in his yard isn't a real man.

:tu

[Evil Angel]

The title of the thread should be 15% of men won't admit to urinating in their yard.

You got that right!

[gameFACE]

lol numerous times after a run or working outside. I am one with nature.
Yep. There's a connectedness to it. It's not just relieving, it's refreshing. Ahhhhhh!!

[Kermit]

The most astonishing thing about this is the OP's surprise. I piss outside everyday.

[Frenzy]

Of course. agree with who said "why not"...cause well why not!?

[EmptyMan]

The other 15% probably don't have a yard.

[Ballcox]

Trust me, if I had more land I would NEVER urinate inside-it would be outside every single damn time. But, living in hated suburbia I can only do it at night, although my wife still rolls her eyes when she sees me heading outside. You would think she'd be used to it after almost 11 years.

[balli]

The most astonishing thing about this is the OP's surprise.
The sky is blue? :wow

[I. Hustle]

:wow Is this true??

Now this would have been more shocking to us.

[benefactor]

The world is my urinal.

[Whisky Dog]

Peeing outside the the true embodiment of freedom. You don't have to aim or worry about hitting the seat or floor in your bathroom. You just let it hang and start flowing. Sometimes angle it up to see how far you can get it to go.

[balli]

What I'd like to know is the percentage of dudes who have pissed in a bottle during a road trip. I myself have never done it, but I've been in a car with someone who has. Shit didn't work out.

[Whisky Dog]

Why piss in a bottle unless you're running from someone you just fucked over Dumb and Dumber style?

Just pull off the road, stand by your passenger side and let it fly down wind.

[Ballcox]

One other thing for you guys who are giving their sons instructions for urinating outside, and I learned this from personal experience. Make sure to tell the little dude that he can pee outside, but that's it.

After I gave my son a few early lessons, I walk out into my backyard and see him with his pants down dropping a deuce in the backyard with a big smile on his face. It's hard to discipline your kid when you're laughing at the same time.:lol

[katyon6th]

This world is truly an unfair place.

[Evil Angel]

For the ladies!

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20091104/capt.673bdc0c20c94c9ca7fd6ddf6ba0fa7d.gogirl_bw16. jpg?x=400&y=311&q=85&sig=azqRETUbiku9NUM0m__CRQ--

[Bender]

as someone said above, in Surburbia there is no privacy. If I peed anywhere in my backyard, I would be in plain view of 4 different neighbors. Same thing in the front yard.

[benefactor]

For the ladies!

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lmao

[DarkReign]

Ive pissed in a bottle in a (rapidly) moving car.

The boys and I were on our way up north for the weekend, I was 16 at the time. We get lost, start running out of gas on some dirt road quite literally in the middle of nowhere.

I have to piss...bad. No holding this but no stopping the car either as we're going close to 80 mph (iirc) hoping momentum gets us further if the engine cuts. Anyway...it was right around the time that Mountain Dew cam out with the Big Slam bottles, thank God, so it was easy to do without spillage. I couldnt imagine doing it with a regular bottle.

Anyway, never ended up running out of gas, but we were very lost. It was about 26 miles on that unlit dirt road going very fast before we entered a shit-shaker town with a gas station.

[I. Hustle]

If you want to conserve gas you slow down. You only burn more by going faster. It's science.

[mookie2001]

The world is my urinal.

uhh yes.

listen to this dude Rufus, he knows what hes talking about.


















i would have guessed more

i guess 15% of guys have never been drunk either

at my grandmas house they had one bathroom, on holidays getting in there was a game of life and death

the yard was where the men went and everyone knew it

[sook]

not true -- it's gotta be 100%

yea i know, i have urinated outside, in cluding my yard too many times to count. Hell i urinated in my friends yard one day because it was a lot closer

[MiamiHeat]

now that I remember...

when I was a kid, it was fun to see how far I could piss. you gotta angle it up, just right, to get a nice arch to the piss stream. get the right angle to piss farther

[phxspurfan]

Oh yeah, and we also think about sex every 2.5 seconds.

[Blake]

what are the poll numbers for whizzing in the bathroom sink?

[KidCongo]

I had to crap in my yard when I didn't have my keys coming home from school.

[KidCongo]

Also if I go outside it's on a lemon tree.