LMAO spurs

[stretch]

in 24 hours, spurfans are going to be crying and making excuses as usual for why their team lost, talk a bunch of shit about how "its just a regular season game, mav fan, 4 rings fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and lame mess like that, despite the fact that a week earlier, the same fucklicks were talking all kinds of shit about how much the mavs suck and spurs rule because of a regular season win.

lets get this shit started

lol jefferson

lol dice

lol bonner

lol spurs

[Chieflion]

Is this a premature ejaculation thread?

[ElNono]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=139208

[lurker]

Now I fully expect a Mavs loss. Thanks.

[spursfan09]

lol jinx thread

[spursfan09]

and lol thanks!

[hater]

lord Jesus!!!

[Darrin]

lol dice

Who was the last to have a 20-20 game in the postseason, Dice or Dirk?

Dice. Dirk had his last in 2006, Dice got his last year. Don't make fun of one of the hardest workers in the NBA.

[spursfan09]

Who was the last to have a 20-20 game in the postseason, Dice or Dirk?

Dice. Dirk had his last in 2006, Dice got his last year. Don't make fun of one of the hardest workers in the NBA.

Awesome!!!!

[darkwitzki]

nice one, now we lose.. :bang

[SouthTexasRancher]

Is this a premature ejaculation thread?

We just can't expect anymore than a PmE from a Mavette. They are so funny the way they think the NBA season is over in 9 or 10 games. Damn, they are a pathetic bunch!

2006 NBA Finals
ROTFFLMFAO...!

[anonoftheinternets]

:-) thanks, you gave us this one on a platter...

[AussieFanKurt]

/thread

[dirk4mvp]

Who was the last to have a 20-20 game in the postseason, Dice or Dirk?

Dice. Dirk had his last in 2006, Dice got his last year. Don't make fun of one of the hardest workers in the NBA.

rofl butthurt

dice > dirk obviously

now we can close this thread

[duhoh]

if dallas didn't consistently choke, they would be respected

[Muser]

IronMexican was right, NBA forum is shitty and predictable nowdays.

[HORNSWOGGLE]

LOL Mavs
LOL Chokers

[Höfner]

Hopefully someone punches Terry's vagina.

[Dex]

Thanks again.

[Bukefal]

:lol at the mavs :lol

It really really really really sucks to be a mavs fan ay?:P

[Hornets1]

in 24 hours, spurfans are going to be crying and making excuses as usual for why their team lost, talk a bunch of shit about how "its just a regular season game, mav fan, 4 rings fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and lame mess like that, despite the fact that a week earlier, the same fucklicks were talking all kinds of shit about how much the mavs suck and spurs rule because of a regular season win.

lets get this shit started

lol jefferson

lol dice

lol bonner

lol spurs

Pot calling the kettle black?

[EmptyMan]

0.

[Darrin]

As long as this thread doesn't result in a thrown beer at a player, you're a step ahead of our fan base.

[iilluzioN]

in 24 hours, spurfans are going to be crying and making excuses as usual for why their team lost, talk a bunch of shit about how "its just a regular season game, mav fan, 4 rings fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and lame mess like that, despite the fact that a week earlier, the same fucklicks were talking all kinds of shit about how much the mavs suck and spurs rule because of a regular season win.

lets get this shit started

lol jefferson

lol dice

lol bonner

lol spurs

:rollin

[stretch]

rofl

[mystargtr34]

1 from 2.

Not bad.

[stretch]

lol 4-5

[mystargtr34]

4-5?

[Chieflion]

4-5?
Dude, in case you don't know. That is our 2009-2010 regular season record.

LOL 4-5!!!

[sonic21]

lol tim is old

lol manu is done

lol tony is french

lol losing against the mavs in november

lol 4-5

[spursfan09]

lol Spur fans bailing on team in November.

lol please don't celebrate in July with us.

[LOL@MavsFan]

LOL at Mavs fan talking shit about a game in mid-Nov
LOL 67 wins
LOL 05 Finals
LOL @ Mavs Fan

[Findog]

LOL at Mavs fan talking shit about a game in mid-Nov
LOL 67 wins
LOL 05 Finals
LOL @ Mavs Fan

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[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[LOL@MavsFan]

LOL at Mavs fan talking shit about a game in mid-Nov
LOL 67 wins
LOL 05 Finals
LOL @ Mavs Fan
almost forgot LOL @ Mark Aguirre

[LOL@MavsFan]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

:lmao:lol:downspin::rollin

[LOL@MavsFan]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

LOL @ Suns fan

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

LOL @ Suns fan


LOL @ fat Mexican attending UTSA

[Findog]

:lol at the mavs :lol

It really really really really sucks to be a mavs fan ay?:P


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Yeah it really sucks to be a Mavs fan, what with the 50-win seasons every year, a bona fide franchise player in his prime at the age of 31, an owner with deep pockets committed to doing whatever it takes to win, and a thorough PWNAGE of their in-state "rivals"* 4 hours to the south. I'd MUCH rather be a fan of the Grizz or the Bobcats.

* I say "rivals" reluctantly, because the Mavs have had the upper-hand head-to-head for so long now that it's hard to say the Spurs deserve to be given equal billing.

[LOL@MavsFan]

LOL @ fat Mexican attending UTSA

LOL @ the skinny white boy living w/ mom in shithole,az

[LOL@MavsFan]

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Yeah it really sucks to be a Mavs fan, what with the 50-win seasons every year, a bona fide franchise player in his prime at the age of 31, an owner with deep pockets committed to doing whatever it takes to win, and a thorough PWNAGE of their in-state "rivals"* 4 hours to the south. I'd MUCH rather be a fan of the Grizz or the Bobcats.

* I say "rivals" reluctantly, because the Mavs have had the upper-hand head-to-head for so long now that it's hard to say the Spurs deserve to be given equal billing.

Yeah except one thing is missing there in that long paragraph...something important that defines a franchise...hmmmm...what's missing??????? I can't quite put my finger on it....little help here!

[mavs>spurs2]

LOL @ the skinny white boy living w/ mom in shithole,az

Lol fat beaner with weak smack

[Findog]

Yeah except one thing is missing there in that long paragraph...something important that defines a franchise...hmmmm...what's missing??????? I can't quite put my finger on it....little help here!

Mavs don't have a championship. Who cares? I don't live vicariously through my team like you do. But yeah, you're right, rooting for a perennial 50-win team FUCKING SUCKS.

[T2150]

Mavs don't have a championship. Who cares? I don't live vicariously through my team like you do. But yeah, you're right, rooting for a perennial 50-win team FUCKING SUCKS.

we don't give a fuck about 50 win seasons because for the past 20 years our team has had the most 50 win seasons then any team in the Association... hang your hat on your 50 win seasons and try to discount the 4 'ships all you want but this is after all a Spurs board and you obviously like to chirp about the Mavs 50 fuckin win seasons- so here's to you! GREAT! CONGRATS! the MAVS are the best 50 win season team in the NBA!! They won last night!!! GREAT!!! that's what every team plays for- a 50 win fucking season. how many 50 win season banners can you hang in the arena? so your logic in fawning over the mavs and their owner dedicated to winning 50 games a year is superior to 4 championships? that is truly the definition of irony.

[T2150]

my butt hurts

[T2150]

spurs fans are fat

[T2150]

there, beat you to it

[T2150]

oh, my vag hurts

[T2150]

oh, Ice did coke

[T2150]

I'm mad

[T2150]

we like beans

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

Arizona sucks :(

[Findog]

we don't give a fuck about 50 win seasons because for the past 20 years our team has had the most 50 win seasons then any team in the Association...

I don't recall asking you a damn thing. What gave you the impression that your input was solicited? What gave you the idea that your thoughts were welcome, or that you had anything of value to contribute to this thread? One of your knuckle-dragging compatriots said it "sucks" to be a Mavs fan. Yeah, it sucks to have a team that is in the upper echelon of the league year after year and an owner committed to winning. Maybe it's not too late to hop on the Kings or Grizz bandwagon, because that alternative is so much better. :lol

What kind of frontal lobe damage do you have to dispute that that there is much, much worse fates than being a Mavs fan?


this is after all a Spurs board

This is the NBA section of the Spurs board. Your point being? If you want to go commiserate with the rest of the mouthbreathers about who should be getting the backup 4 minutes or when, if ever, Manu Ginobili can make it through a game without straining or tearing his ball muscles, then you can go here:

http://spurstalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=2

Otherwise, try to raise your game. Because quite frankly, all we've been treated to so far is 76 posts of suck. That's time that none of the rest of us are going to get back.

[Findog]

my butt hurts

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/433179996_1a3790d860_o.jpg

[Findog]

spurs fans are fat

http://sonic911.umwblogs.org/files/2008/11/entourage.jpg

[Findog]

there, beat you to it

http://www.boston.com/ae/tv/blog/accordingtojim.jpg

[Findog]

oh, my vag hurts

http://cache-09.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/39/2009/03/01_greys_anatomy_500_375_.jpg

[Findog]

oh, Ice did coke

http://www.capitalfm.co.ke/lifestyle/files.php?file=The_Proposal_954504052.jpg

[Findog]

I'm mad

http://www.ecorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/27-dresses-poster.jpg

[Findog]

we like beans

http://www.derok.net/derok/images/thegrill/full%20house%201.jpg

[T2150]

blah, blah, blah... of course you don't recall asking ME a damn thing. how could you recall something you didn't do? idiot. I don't need you to welcome my thoughts nor do I need to solicit them to you. of course, this is a forum after all. you do know what that entails, don't you? so it's great being a Mavs fan. we get it. it's awesome rooting for a perennial 50 win team year after year only for said team to come up short when it counts. that's great! the point is our team- Spurs - has MORE 50 win seasons over the past 20 years than any other team in the league. our team has a better winning % then any other sports franchise over the past 10 years. and yeah, there is that little 4 title thing that only a Mav fan can not appreciate. I guess being the only team in TX without a ring would lead to that myopic perspective.

and yes, you are correct that there are much, much worse things that can befall someone then the fact that they are a mav fan. male pattern baldness comes to mind. comes right to my frontal lobe.

[Findog]

blah, blah, blah... of course you don't recall asking ME a damn thing.

So why did you feel the need to respond when you weren't involved? You're welcome to chime in if you have something useful to say. But you don't, so you're just wasting keystrokes and everyone else's time.



I don't need you to welcome my thoughts nor do I need to solicit them to you.

Really, you just need to stop sucking. That's all the rest of us ask.


SPURS 4 RINGS! SPURS 4 RINGS! SPURS 4 RINGS! SPURS 4 RINGS!


Okay, Aspergers case.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

LOL @ the skinny white boy living w/ mom in shithole,az


lol I live with friends I don't live with my mom
lol when did being skinny become a bad thing
lol as shitty as parts of AZ are AZ >>> South Texas

[HORNSWOGGLE]

So why did you feel the need to respond when you weren't involved? You're welcome to chime in if you have something useful to say. But you don't, so you're just wasting keystrokes and everyone else's time.
LOL but you keep responding:lol what an idiot

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Arizona sucks :(


San Antonio makes Phoenix look like Beverly Hills.

[Findog]

LOL but you keep responding:lol what an idiot

Aspergers cases stick together. :toast

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Aspergers cases stick together. :toast


WHORESWALLOWS shows up to every thread to defend his BFF Bjot.

[dirk4mvp]

Aspergers cases stick together. :toast

:lol

anytime benjarvus posts, his backup isn't too far behind.

[BlackSwordsMan]

slim jim is good

[I-Ball]

LOL at Mavs fan talking shit about a game in mid-Nov
LOL 67 wins
LOL 05 Finals
LOL @ Mavs Fan
almost forgot LOL @ Mark Aguirre

if anything it was the 2006 finals :rolleyes

btw: am i the only one who is reminded of BenJarvisTroll when reading his posts?

[Findog]

slim jim is good

Jager

[HORNSWOGGLE]

:lol

anytime benjarvus posts, his backup isn't too far behind.
lol now its time for you to log in a greg oden, so you can be you own back up

[dirk4mvp]

if anything it was the 2006 finals :rolleyes

btw: am i the only one who is reminded of BenJarvisTroll when reading his posts?

Probably cuz that's who it is.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

btw: am i the only one who is reminded of BenJarvisTroll when reading his posts?


He is BenJarvus

[dirk4mvp]

lol now its time for you to log in a greg oden, so you can be you own back up

Are you and benjarvus next in the line of spurstalk hookups?

[HORNSWOGGLE]

Are you and benjarvus next in the line of spurstalk hookups?
lol nah i dont have an elife, not like you:lol

lol elife

[HORNSWOGGLE]

WHORESWALLOWS shows up to every thread to defend his BFF Bjot.
OUCH you changed my name, that is so mean:depressed

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lol nah i dont have an elife, not like you:lol

lol elife


When in doubt, pull the "I have a life" card.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

OUCH you changed my name, that is so mean:depressed


Almost as mean as telling me i have no life :cry:cry:cry

[HORNSWOGGLE]

When in doubt, pull the "I have a life" card.
something you wouldnt know about:lol

[dirk4mvp]

lol nah i dont have an elife, not like you:lol

lol elife

There's nothing quite like backing your boyfriend up on spurstalk to prove you don't have an 'elife'

[HORNSWOGGLE]

Almost as mean as telling me i have no life :cry:cry:cry
never said you didnt have life i said you have an elife, i know that makes you happy, and I never said theres anything wrong with that just funny

[HORNSWOGGLE]

There's nothing quite like backing your boyfriend up on spurstalk to prove you don't have an 'elife'
you considering this as back up shows how much of an elife you have

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

you considering this as back up shows how much of an elife you have


:lmao are you saying you're not showing up to this thread to rescue Bjot?

[dirk4mvp]

you considering this as back up shows how much of an elife you have

You come to benjarvus' and spurfan09's rescue every time they post.

lol elife backup

[HORNSWOGGLE]

:lmao are you saying you're not showing up to this thread to rescue Bjot?
lol show me when i "Backed him up" at any point in this thread

[HORNSWOGGLE]

You come to benjarvus' and spurfan09's rescue every time they post.

lol elife backup
LOL @ yeah you thinking of that as "rescue"

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lol show me when i "Backed him up" at any point in this thread


Repeating the exact same thing as he does is rescuing him.

[HORNSWOGGLE]

Repeating the exact same thing as he does is rescuing him.
and what was it that I repeated?

[mavs>spurs2]

and what was it that I repeated?

Just like your avatar, you're a clown. Every post you make just reeks of unintelligent. No matter how bad you're in denial, you can never escape the fact that everywhere you go, people will always think you're dumb. People will always see you as a dumbass and will never respect you. You're so dumb, that I don't even need to converse with you in person, I can tell enough just from a simple post through my "e-life." Seriously, people like you should be neutered before fucking up the gene pool even worse.

[HORNSWOGGLE]

Just like your avatar, you're a clown. Every post you make just reeks of unintelligent. No matter how bad you're in denial, you can never escape the fact that everywhere you go, people will always think you're dumb. People will always see you as a dumbass and will never respect you. You're so dumb, that I don't even need to converse with you in person, I can tell enough just from a simple post through my "e-life." Seriously, people like you should be neutered before fucking up the gene pool even worse.
o man, it makes me so sad to know that people dont respect me over the internet:depressed

[Unforgivable]

Just like your avatar, you're a clown. Every post you make just reeks of unintelligent. No matter how bad you're in denial, you can never escape the fact that everywhere you go, people will always think you're dumb. People will always see you as a dumbass and will never respect you. You're so dumb, that I don't even need to converse with you in person, I can tell enough just from a simple post through my "e-life." Seriously, people like you should be neutered before fucking up the gene pool even worse.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[spursfan09]

You come to benjarvus' and spurfan09's rescue every time they post.

lol elife backup

Rescue me? Come on, on a forum? Maybe you feel like you need to be rescued at times, but not me.