The new ugliest uniforms in the league! [Archive]

Thunder Dan

11-19-2009, 09:51 AM

Since the Wizards gold uni's have been retired, we lost the reigning leader. But New Orleans' new Mardi Gras uniforms have come to save the day! They look like they asked a gay clown to design some uniforms for the team.

http://www.hornets247.com/images/uploads/2009/11/331-new-orleans-hornets-mardi-gras-uniforms.jpg

http://www.hornets247.com/images/uploads/2009/11/330-new-orleans-hornets-mardi-gras-uniforms.jpg

http://www.hornets247.com/images/uploads/2009/11/328-new-orleans-hornets-mardi-gras-uniforms.jpg

Findog

11-19-2009, 09:55 AM

Those are fucking hideous.

lol Mardi Gras colors

Thunder Dan

11-19-2009, 09:56 AM

Those are fucking hideous.

lol Mardi Gras colors

and they look like they are made out of satin bed sheets

Chieflion

11-19-2009, 09:59 AM

What the fuck is this shit?

Findog

11-19-2009, 10:04 AM

and they look like they are made out of satin bed sheets

Sons those are the best-looking alts in the league, God Bless.

Flux451

11-19-2009, 10:15 AM

They are human mardis gras parties. Minus the morning after where you are laying next to a fat chick

Thunder Dan

11-19-2009, 10:17 AM

They are human mardis gras parties. Minus the morning after where you are laying next to a fat chick

in those jerseys they will be waking up next to a dude and a condom in their ass

monosylab1k

11-19-2009, 10:20 AM

call me crazy, but I don't hate them. Don't really like them either, but I don't hate them.

Ugliest unis are by far the new Grizzlies alternate. They might as well join the WNBA wearing those things.

baseline bum

11-19-2009, 10:41 AM

I like those. They're in no way comparable to Washington's gold abortions.

ffadicted

11-19-2009, 10:58 AM

Oh jesus, that is disgusting

DUNCANownsKOBE2

11-19-2009, 10:59 AM

I think they're pretty fuckin legit.

DBryant88

11-19-2009, 11:01 AM

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

dickface

11-19-2009, 11:05 AM

I think they're pretty fuckin legit.

I think they're too legit. They're too legit to quit. But the Hornets are not legit. They're unlegit. And for that, they must quit.

DUNCANownsKOBE2

11-19-2009, 11:06 AM

I think they're too legit. They're too legit to quit. But the Hornets are not legit. They're unlegit. And for that, they must quit.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Hornets1

11-19-2009, 11:17 AM

I think they're pretty fuckin legit.

Ditto. I'm gunna order one right now.

Thunder Dan

11-19-2009, 11:24 AM

BRHornets45 will have to order one to wear to the game. He is slacking with this t-shirt

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_W1tnFxV75u0/SCOJi6R6KhI/AAAAAAAAAJA/GBCHMJTHHHA/s320/rudy-hornets-playoffs.jpg

iilluzioN

11-19-2009, 11:46 AM

thats it..... CP3 will ask to be traded soon..

I dont blame him

IronMexican

11-19-2009, 11:48 AM

BRHornets45 will have to order one to wear to the game. He is slacking with this t-shirt

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_W1tnFxV75u0/SCOJi6R6KhI/AAAAAAAAAJA/GBCHMJTHHHA/s320/rudy-hornets-playoffs.jpg

Worst Bee drawing ever. And I don't even understand his slogan.

phyzik

11-19-2009, 11:50 AM

can you imagine if the Spurs had used Taco Cabana colors on their uni's back in the day when our floor logo gayed up the arena? :lol

http://hoopedia.nba.com/images/7/78/SASpursLogo1990-2002.gif

Man, that was such a gay logo back then :lmao

Thunder Dan

11-19-2009, 11:52 AM

Worst Bee drawing ever. And I don't even understand his slogan.

I asked him but he didn't answer. I got that picture off his facebook.

I love the extra apostrophe in the sign in 'Bees' I think it just sets the sign over the top

redzero

11-19-2009, 11:59 AM

I'm ordering CP3 Mardi Gras unis for everyone at Spurstalk.

DenDen

11-19-2009, 12:01 PM

Naw the lakers jersey, all of them, is by far the ugliest n gayest jersey in the leauge. Purple n gold, get the fuck outta here, more like dick in ass.

Thunder Dan

11-19-2009, 12:03 PM

I'm ordering CP3 Mardi Gras unis for everyone at Spurstalk.

why it will be worthless after Paul is traded this year

Our beat writer already put the Hornets fire sale watch on. He says the Hornets are losing money, their owner just got diagnosed with cancer, it's his only business and he isn't a wealthy man to begin with. Windhorst says it's only a matter of time before they trade David West, and soon after Paul will want out.

redzero

11-19-2009, 12:09 PM

why it will be worthless after Paul is traded this year

Our beat writer already put the Hornets fire sale watch on. He says the Hornets are losing money, their owner just got diagnosed with cancer, it's his only business and he isn't a wealthy man to begin with. Windhorst says it's only a matter of time before they trade David West, and soon after Paul will want out.

:lmao

Nobody who isn't stupid thinks that the Hornets will trade Paul.

Thunder Dan

11-19-2009, 12:13 PM

:lmao

Nobody who isn't stupid thinks that the Hornets will trade Paul.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around this double negative, but have yet to understand it.

JamStone

11-19-2009, 12:45 PM

Theyare horrible, but at the same time, they are true to New Orleans Mardi Gras.

I like them even though they are ugly.

JamStone

11-19-2009, 12:45 PM

Theyare horrible, but at the same time, they are true to New Orleans Mardi Gras.

I like them even though they are ugly.

Kori Ellis

11-19-2009, 12:48 PM

Theyare horrible, but at the same time, they are true to New Orleans Mardi Gras.

I like them even though they are ugly.

This is my opinion too. They are ugly... but they are Mardi Gras-ugly -- which isn't bad, just Mardi Gras-esque.

Kori Ellis

11-19-2009, 12:50 PM

Oh and nothing beats the Mavs' trash bag uniforms of 2004.

http://www.nba.com/media/history/dal_uni_06.jpg

DUNCANownsKOBE2

11-19-2009, 12:52 PM

Oh and nothing beats the Mavs' trash bag uniforms of 2004.

http://www.nba.com/media/history/dal_uni_06.jpg

:wow those are worse than the ugly Heat jerseys:

http://thebasketballoracle.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/a-studious-dwyane-wade-of-the-miami-heat.jpg

bdictjames

11-19-2009, 01:36 PM

Anyone who makes these jerseys should be fired on the spot.

Bukefal

11-19-2009, 01:41 PM

Damn, who designs these? They look damn ugly. First there was a time that jerseys became better and better every year, but now it seems they are getting worse.

Thunder Dan

11-19-2009, 02:35 PM

these are still the ugliest, these go down with the Chicago White Sox wearing shorts in the 70s

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2343/2452451198_1c2b6c01d1.jpg

sendman

11-19-2009, 04:11 PM

I can't wait to see Stojakovic wearing this ridiculous "outfit" just for you!:lmao

Darrin

11-19-2009, 04:16 PM

I've got some beeds! Who wants some Mardi Gras beads!?!

Darrin

11-19-2009, 04:18 PM

these are still the ugliest, these go down with the Chicago White Sox wearing shorts in the 70s

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2343/2452451198_1c2b6c01d1.jpg

I don't know. At least I like the font and the black on the Wizards uniform.

http://www.nba.com/media/hinrich_400_051205.jpg

Darrin

11-19-2009, 04:19 PM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qQZ0HrDBS60/RlELaqRAUTI/AAAAAAAAAEc/fGQWVDlZpmE/s400/991007.1143521579434.Pistol_Pete_Maravich4.jpg

lefty

11-19-2009, 04:21 PM

They won't make the team better

dallaskd

11-19-2009, 04:24 PM

http://thebasketballoracle.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/a-studious-dwyane-wade-of-the-miami-heat.jpg

I love that jersey.. :lol

Darrin

11-19-2009, 04:24 PM

And if you don't think these are the worst (at least the others are alternates), just stare at them for 82 games a year. Imagine cheering for someone in them. Then imagine losing...a lot...and having to be told every day that Pistons are a part of the car engine. Engines are measured by Horse Power. Therefore, we have a hot-combustion engine and a flaming horse logo!

http://www.nba.com/media/pistons/jstackhouse_225_080408.jpg

I used to get my clothes made fun of when I lost games. This is just too easy.

JamStone

11-19-2009, 04:27 PM

I think you have to sort of appreciate what Mardi Gras means to New Orleans to have any appreciation at all for the color scheme and design, because quite honestly they are pretty ugly uniforms. I think when the Hornets first moved down from Charlotte, they tried to incorporate some of the Mardi Gras style and coloring but didn't completely change that turquoise-ish color from Charlotte. This is much more true and representative of New Orleans Mardi Gras, right down to the font they chose for the lettering to the pattern design on the sides on the gold.

Ugly without a doubt. Maybe not hideous, at least to me, but borderline hideous.

But, again, I actually like them

dallaskd

11-19-2009, 04:28 PM

Theyare horrible, but at the same time, they are true to New Orleans Mardi Gras.

I like them even though they are ugly.

Agreed. They are ugly, but those represent Mardi Gras/New Orleans perfectly.

Darrin

11-19-2009, 04:30 PM

Oh and nothing beats the Mavs' trash bag uniforms of 2004.

http://www.nba.com/media/history/dal_uni_06.jpg

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nba/_photos/jerome-williams-2001-02-22-trade.jpg

T.F. Storm

11-19-2009, 04:59 PM

These are so absolutely putrid looking that they're actually kind of awesome.

baseline bum

11-19-2009, 05:00 PM

baseline bum

11-19-2009, 05:02 PM

Also, this thread fails for not mentioning the worst jersey in NBA history:

http://www.nba.com/media/hawks/dikembe_240_hawks.jpg

baseline bum

11-19-2009, 05:03 PM

Followed closely by

http://product.images.fansedge.com/33-96/33-96475-F.jpg

sonic21

11-19-2009, 05:06 PM

http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/b3918ec06fb936ac033817f321c811c4.jpg

JamStone

11-19-2009, 05:07 PM

Is the color wrong in those? I remember the 90s Pistons jerseys being a disgusting shade of bluish-green.

It's probably the third or fourth rendition of the "teal" jerseys. After the first two or so seasons, they tried to make the teal darker so as to not be so abusive to the eyes, until finally Joe Dumars took over as President and did away with them completely and went back to the traditional blue, white, and red.

You're right. The "teal" was initially much worse than that jersey on Stackhouse.

baseline bum

11-19-2009, 05:11 PM

It's probably the third or fourth rendition of the "teal" jerseys. After the first two or so seasons, they tried to make the teal darker so as to not be so abusive to the eyes, until finally Joe Dumars took over as President and did away with them completely and went back to the traditional blue, white, and red.

You're right. The "teal" was initially much worse than that jersey on Stackhouse.

Oh, ok... this is the one I always remembered:

http://blog.mlive.com/fullcourtpress/medium_hill_jersey.jpg

:vomit:

baseline bum

11-19-2009, 05:12 PM

http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/b3918ec06fb936ac033817f321c811c4.jpg

LOL... the ones Barkley said looked like his kid got into a box of crayons to design. I had that jersey :lol (well, the red one)

Thunder Dan

11-19-2009, 05:14 PM

I want to see Lebron in one of these

http://www.nba.com/media/history/cavaliers_19941997_240.jpg

Thunder Dan

11-19-2009, 05:16 PM

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1320/1408067140_236dc13920.jpg

baseline bum

11-19-2009, 05:18 PM

I want to see Lebron in one of these

http://www.nba.com/media/history/cavaliers_19941997_240.jpg

I liked those. They're way better than the crap he wears right now.

Thunder Dan

11-19-2009, 05:19 PM

With the Cavs, Raptors, 76ers, Rockets, Grizzlies and Pistons, the mid 90's had some awful get ups
http://i21.ebayimg.com/01/i/00/e5/33/6f_1.JPG

https://s3.amazonaws.com/cs-vancouversun/CommunityServer.Blogs.Components.WeblogFiles/hoopla/8561.grizz+jersey.jpeg?AWSAccessKeyId=0TTXDM86AJ1C B68A7P02&Expires=1258680033&Signature=qg9dwor6Eq%2fscITPv3qGArTGsgM%3d

MarCowMar

11-19-2009, 05:45 PM

I like 'em, very flamboyant. :)

They really don't suit such a gloomy team as the Hornets are right now though. :(

Darrin

11-19-2009, 07:46 PM

Is the color wrong in those? I remember the 90s Pistons jerseys being a disgusting shade of bluish-green.

I have one. It isnt't quite shiny, but it looks different depending on the lighting. I don't think they had 5 or 6 versions. They just responded to the color around them.

http://espn.go.com/media/nba/1999/1102/photo/r_pistons.jpg

LnGrrrR

11-19-2009, 07:54 PM

I agree that they're ugly, but fit mardi gras to a tee.

rapliketp

11-19-2009, 07:59 PM

add some eye masks and they look like ninja turtles

Darrin

11-19-2009, 08:01 PM

http://www.posters-n-prints.com/zoom/utah-jazz-nba-basketball-posters-photos.jpg

How do you keep from breaking into laughter each trip down the court? I mean, these are all from the same era.

"I put on my superman pjs to fight with Patrick Ewing."

LnGrrrR

11-19-2009, 08:06 PM

Those Jazz uniforms look like they were sponsored by Coors Light.

Mr.Bottomtooth

11-19-2009, 08:32 PM

I think they're too legit. They're too legit to quit. But the Hornets are not legit. They're unlegit. And for that, they must quit.

:lmao

Red Hawk #21

11-19-2009, 08:38 PM

God, I fucking hate the hornets...

Red Hawk #21

11-19-2009, 08:39 PM

Those jerseys are fucking ugly as shit, I would have to be stoned to like those jerseys and unfortunately I don't smoke.

Darrin

11-19-2009, 11:47 PM

God, I fucking hate the hornets...

Can we disband them?

BRHornet45

11-20-2009, 01:53 AM

sons they are only going to be worn 4 times this season during Mardi Gras. twice at home and twice on the road. they WILL make us better. god bless

Thunder Dan

11-20-2009, 09:14 AM

they WILL make us better

you bee's wrong

Allanon

11-20-2009, 02:59 PM

They's not bad for Mardi Gras city.

I think the new Memphis alts are the worst. The design is fine but I hate the satin.

http://media.commercialappeal.com/media/img/photos/2009/10/19/20d1f_t607.jpeg

Pelicans78

11-20-2009, 03:12 PM

Its Mardi Gras. It's not supposed to look plain and simple. I'm surprised there were no boobs on the jerseys. The ugliest uniforms are the current yellow Cavs throwbacks.