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ChrisRichards
11-19-2009, 10:51 PM
Bulls win. Why? Kobe will ball hog his way to help the Lakers lose another game.


Ill ban myself btw if Lakers win.

Purple & Gold
11-19-2009, 10:52 PM
He'll pass Kareem for #2 in Laker all time scoring tonight. You ok with that?

ChrisRichards
11-19-2009, 11:01 PM
Anyone of you fools want to bet on that?



NO?

thought so bitches:lol

Purple & Gold
11-19-2009, 11:05 PM
Nobody gives a shit if you leave or not

ChrisRichards
11-19-2009, 11:09 PM
Nobody gives a shit if you leave or not

your mom does

Purple & Gold
11-19-2009, 11:15 PM
Is that the best you could come up with :lol

How about something not so original next time. :loser

carrao45
11-19-2009, 11:21 PM
your mom does

What are you 9 years old?

ChrisRichards
11-19-2009, 11:25 PM
What are you 9 years old?
props to your sig though.


still no takers?

carrao45
11-19-2009, 11:32 PM
props to your sig though.


still no takers?

Thanks but come on...You mom jokes?

ChrisRichards
11-19-2009, 11:34 PM
Thanks but come on...You mom jokes?
i know man, im a failure at life sometimes :(

carrao45
11-19-2009, 11:37 PM
i know man, im a failure at life sometimes :(

This is true. How about be don't bet...but you still go away forever

IronMexican
11-19-2009, 11:38 PM
so we won't have to see MH's lame troll. cool

ChrisRichards
11-19-2009, 11:38 PM
This is true. How about be don't bet...but you still go away forever
:lmao


no


kobe brickin them shots


:lol

carrao45
11-19-2009, 11:39 PM
:lmao


no


kobe brickin them shots


:lol

Please?

ChrisRichards
11-19-2009, 11:40 PM
Please?
only if you say, lebron is king, kobe is queen :)

ChrisRichards
11-19-2009, 11:44 PM
kobe 1-11 so far :lol

ChrisRichards
11-19-2009, 11:51 PM
4/14 for kobe. ball hog:lol

iggypop123
11-20-2009, 12:02 AM
gasol the sofa. i like the nickname. gasofa even better

Laker-fan-in-SanAnto
11-20-2009, 12:02 AM
Where's IM with the game thread

DrHouse
11-20-2009, 12:21 AM
It will be nice to never see this faggot again. If only he could take his buddy MiamiHeat with him.

Laker-fan-in-SanAnto
11-20-2009, 12:27 AM
Well Bryant passed Kareem

IronMexican
11-20-2009, 01:13 AM
Where's IM with the game thread

It seems like laka's usually making em. I just let him do it now. I'll make sure to make it once the Lakers play the dreaded Bobcats. Lakers will need all the luck they can get that day.

Kobe™
11-20-2009, 01:23 AM
Hopefully this simpleton abides by his word.

jmill
11-20-2009, 01:35 AM
kobe 1-11 so far

Finished 6-10 after you said this, and finished with 8 assists. Oops. And the Lakers won by 15. Oops


http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6380/kobeyoumad.jpg

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6380/kobeyoumad.jpg

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6380/kobeyoumad.jpg

UrAphag
11-20-2009, 01:51 AM
Lulz @ him still viewing this thread

MiamiHeat
11-20-2009, 01:55 AM
7-21 shooting

thank god the Lakers are stacked with talent. kobe sucks!

PGDynasty24
11-20-2009, 02:07 AM
7-21 shooting

thank god the Lakers are stacked with talent. kobe sucks!

have u not seen wade this season. he is shooting horribly below 44 percent and kobe still after tonight shoots 48 percent....loser!

jmill
11-20-2009, 02:19 AM
7-21 shooting

thank god the Lakers are stacked with talent. kobe sucks!

Wade is 12-37 over his last two games. Oops.

duhoh
11-20-2009, 02:23 AM
miami fans make me bulimic.

miami doesn't though

ChrisRichards
11-20-2009, 03:09 AM
7-21 shooting

thank god the Lakers are stacked with talent. kobe sucks!
Thank you.

Only Kobe homers would be proud of a 7/21 performance :lol

ginobili's bald spot
11-20-2009, 03:10 AM
7-21 shooting

thank god the Lakers are stacked with talent. kobe sucks!


Hey faggot you forgot to log into your "chris richards" account.


lol obsessed.

ChrisRichards
11-20-2009, 03:15 AM
Wade is 12-37 over his last two games. Oops.
UUUUUHHH Wade has shot 49% 3 times in a full season (career 48%)
kobe's best season is a pathetic 45%:lol

ChrisRichards
11-20-2009, 03:16 AM
Hey faggot you forgot to log into your "chris richards" account.


lol obsessed.
idiot, we're both logged in:rollin

ginobili's bald spot
11-20-2009, 03:22 AM
UUUUUHHH Wade has shot 49% 3 times in a full season (career 48%)
kobe's best season is a pathetic 45%:lol

:lol @ your position being so weak that you have to make up blatant lies. "Best season" :lol I guess that would be his best season if you didn't count the 10 other ones where he shot higher than that. Proof once again that you have no credibility.

jmill
11-20-2009, 03:05 PM
UUUUUHHH Wade has shot 49% 3 times in a full season (career 48%)
kobe's best season is a pathetic 45%:lol

The self ownage here is incredible.

1. You proved my point for me.

2. You're dead wrong as well

Thanks meat.

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6380/kobeyoumad.jpg

MiamiHeat
11-20-2009, 08:46 PM
Hey faggot you forgot to log into your "chris richards" account.


lol obsessed.

that's not me, believe it or not.

MiamiHeat
11-20-2009, 08:50 PM
Wade is 12-37 over his last two games. Oops.

Wade could go 0-193823749 and never make another basket again, be cut from the NBA for being a scrub, and be investigated for bribing referees to give him fouls.

It wouldn't change what anyone has said about Kobe Bryant. Nice try deflecting.

MiamiHeat
11-20-2009, 08:52 PM
UUUUUHHH Wade has shot 49% 3 times in a full season (career 48%)
kobe's best season is a pathetic 45%:lol

Kobe's best season is 46%.... only 1 percent difference, but still

Dwyane Wade had 3 seasons of 49% shooting already in his young career.

Kobe's career FG% is 45%, Dwyane's is 48%

MiamiHeat
11-20-2009, 08:54 PM
:lol @ your position being so weak that you have to make up blatant lies. "Best season" :lol I guess that would be his best season if you didn't count the 10 other ones where he shot higher than that. Proof once again that you have no credibility.

Kobe has only shot higher than 45% six times, not ten.

and all six it was 46%. He's never shot higher than that in his career.

Wade already has 3 seasons with 49% shooting, and he's only been in the league 7 years?

Kobe 14 years?

jmill
11-20-2009, 11:48 PM
Wade could go 0-193823749 and never make another basket again, be cut from the NBA for being a scrub, and be investigated for bribing referees to give him fouls.

It wouldn't change what anyone has said about Kobe Bryant. Nice try deflecting.

I'm not deflecting at all. I'm a pretty big Wade fan. Nice job copletely missing my point though.

ChrisRichards
11-20-2009, 11:50 PM
I'm not deflecting at all. I'm a pretty big Wade fan. Nice job copletely missing my point though.
yeah big wade fan with a kobe avatar


yeah, and im the king of the world dofus:lol

jmill
11-20-2009, 11:54 PM
Kobe has only shot higher than 45% six times, not ten.

and all six it was 46%. He's never shot higher than that in his career.

Wade already has 3 seasons with 49% shooting, and he's only been in the league 7 years?

Kobe 14 years?

Wow, for your own sake I hope you're leveling.

While Wade is really really good, a big reason his FG% is higher is because Kobe has been a higher volume 3pt shooter for his career. Wade has averaged 1.6 3s per game for his career, Kobe has averaged 3.7 per game. Of course Wade's FG% is higher, it better damn well be.

But trying to use FG% alone as a metric to compare them as shooters is just terrible. Next thing you'll tell me Wade is a better shooter than Ray Allen.

MiamiHeat
11-21-2009, 01:32 AM
Wow, for your own sake I hope you're leveling.

While Wade is really really good, a big reason his FG% is higher is because Kobe has been a higher volume 3pt shooter for his career. Wade has averaged 1.6 3s per game for his career, Kobe has averaged 3.7 per game. Of course Wade's FG% is higher, it better damn well be.

But trying to use FG% alone as a metric to compare them as shooters is just terrible. Next thing you'll tell me Wade is a better shooter than Ray Allen.

Who's fault is it? Is someone oiling Kobe's elbow's before he jacks up 3's?

Learning how to take shots and when to pass up certain shots is part of the game.

Wade is a more efficient scorer than Kobe Bryant. Fact.

Kobe is not as productive with his shot attempts as other players. I don't give a shit if he takes 3's, who is forcing him to? Stop settling and drive to the rim, or get a higher percentage shot.

Higher percentage shots = higher shooting percentage = more efficient scorer = more points for your team to help your team win.

Get off Kobe's sorry nuts. He is overrated. Hype. He can thank Jordan for it. When MJ retired "Who will be the next MJ?!?" and all Kobe had to do was work hard and not suck. If Vince Carter was a hard worker and had the desire to be the GOAT, he would be in the same conversation. You will never convince me that prime Kobe (when was it? 2006?) > prime Vince

j-money24
11-21-2009, 02:42 AM
Bulls win. Why? Kobe will ball hog his way to help the Lakers lose another game.


Ill ban myself btw if Lakers win.


Can you just get the fuck out now

jmill
11-21-2009, 02:52 AM
Who's fault is it? Is someone oiling Kobe's elbow's before he jacks up 3's?

Learning how to take shots and when to pass up certain shots is part of the game.

Kobe is not as productive with his shot attempts as other players. I don't give a shit if he takes 3's, who is forcing him to? Stop settling and drive to the rim, or get a higher percentage shot.

Higher percentage shots = higher shooting percentage = more efficient scorer = more points for your team to help your team win.

Wow, just wow. You STILL missed the point completely. Here's a hint: I'm not even arguing Kobe is a better shooter than Wade. You can think Kobe is the worst shooter ever for all I care, good for you.

Here's Ray Allens career FG%: 44.9
Here's Wades career FG%: 48.2

Tell me, who's the better shooter?



Get off Kobe's sorry nuts. He is overrated. Hype. He can thank Jordan for it. When MJ retired "Who will be the next MJ?!?" and all Kobe had to do was work hard and not suck. If Vince Carter was a hard worker and had the desire to be the GOAT, he would be in the same conversation. You will never convince me that prime Kobe (when was it? 2006?) > prime Vince

That's what's so great. I'm not on Kobe's nuts. I think Lebron deserved the MVP over Kobe last year. I think Wade did too. I think Wade when healthy, is better than Kobe right now. I'm also a Wade fan. Confused? See, while I can be objective, you're just the typical hater who has a bias against Kobe. You don't know any other way, you're just that guy who has to hate. Nothing but love from me though <3<3.

Also, re: Kobe being overrated. Meh, he's overrated by the casual fan (esp laker fans) who try to put him in the same category as Jordan. He's also underrated by people like you, who have this comical amount of contempt towards him, and constantly look for ways to downplay his accomplishments.

Oh and regarding Vince, lol. I have no desire to try and prove to you that prime Kobe>prime Vince, because I'm not taking that serious at all. Keep hating though, it just makes the Lakers winning last year that much better.

chubster
11-21-2009, 03:11 AM
Who's fault is it? Is someone oiling Kobe's elbow's before he jacks up 3's?

Learning how to take shots and when to pass up certain shots is part of the game.

Wade is a more efficient scorer than Kobe Bryant. Fact.

Kobe is not as productive with his shot attempts as other players. I don't give a shit if he takes 3's, who is forcing him to? Stop settling and drive to the rim, or get a higher percentage shot.

Higher percentage shots = higher shooting percentage = more efficient scorer = more points for your team to help your team win.

Get off Kobe's sorry nuts. He is overrated. Hype. He can thank Jordan for it. When MJ retired "Who will be the next MJ?!?" and all Kobe had to do was work hard and not suck. If Vince Carter was a hard worker and had the desire to be the GOAT, he would be in the same conversation. You will never convince me that prime Kobe (when was it? 2006?) > prime Vince
Had Kobe played like Wade, the Lakers spacing will be all messed up, he will get more injury and he needs to be surrounded by at least 2 spot up shooters at all time.

Lakers game are tailor fit for Lakers players. Since not a single Lakers players are dependable as spot up shooters (except maybe Derek Fisher in the clutch), their game is based entirely on post up and hard cuts.
If Kobe's mindset is to drive all the time for higher FG% (like Wade does), all oppositions need to do is clog the paint and it is over for the Lakers. Besides since Kobe is so good at readjusting his shot mid-air, he rarely gets calls for bumps since it always looks like that he's going to be able to get clean looks anyway.

Another possible way for Kobe to raise his FG% is to post up early and often. He's been doing it this season and his FG% went up to 50%. So why doesn't he do it all the time you ask? Because for most of his career he has reliable big men who can score down low. He has to spread the floor for Shaq, Gasol and Bynum to operate.

The thing that makes Kobe so scary good is that he's by far the player who gets most double teamed outside the paint. No one else comes close to it. Although, Wade is getting to see more and more double team outside because he starts taking more outside shots lately.

It is not a coincidence that Michael Beasley and Jermaine O'neal's game start flourishing as Wade FG% plummet this season.

It is also not a coincidence that every big men who play with Kobe Bryant enjoys the easiest time scoring the ball. Yes, that includes Chris Mihm and Kwame Brown.