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clambake
11-20-2009, 05:10 PM
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of SHIT
MaNuMaNiAc
11-20-2009, 05:14 PM
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of SHIT


:lol that's actually pretty good
Strike
11-20-2009, 05:15 PM
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make worse. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a trap. If you give her a house, she'll give you a mess. If you give her groceries, she'll give you an attitude when you ask "what's for dinner?" If you give her a smile, she'll ask you "why are you smiling? The garbage isn't going to take itself out!" She multiplies her pounds and enlarges her ass. And, if don't give her your money, be ready to receive a ton of SHIT

Fixed.
BacktoBasics
11-20-2009, 05:16 PM
If you punch her in the face does this mean she'll beat your meat?
Strike
11-20-2009, 05:17 PM
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of SHIT

Now that I think about it, based on that, the only time a woman gives you anything is after you give her something. Huh. Sounds about right.
Strike
11-20-2009, 05:17 PM
If you punch her in the face does this mean she'll beat your meat?

WIN!!! :lmao
clambake
11-20-2009, 05:17 PM
damn strike. issues?
Strike
11-20-2009, 05:19 PM
Getting a divorce. But it's not like I'm bitter or anything.
clambake
11-20-2009, 05:19 PM
Getting a divorce. But it's not like I'm bitter or anything.

:lol
BacktoBasics
11-20-2009, 05:25 PM
Getting a divorce. But it's not like I'm bitter or anything.Women :rolleyes. Good luck friend. You'll need it.
Frenzy
11-20-2009, 05:25 PM
Getting a divorce. But it's not like I'm bitter or anything.
thata boy! plenty more fish in the sea to kill/eat
I. Hustle
11-20-2009, 05:25 PM
Give her an inch she'll take a foot.
I. Hustle
11-20-2009, 05:26 PM
I divorced my first wife. I bet your ex isn't as jacked up as mine.
JamStone
11-20-2009, 05:28 PM
Giver her money, and she'll make your wallet easier to sit on.
Strike
11-20-2009, 05:29 PM
Women :rolleyes. Good luck friend. You'll need it.

Thanks. So far, luck is on my side. She's not trying to rake me over the coals. No alimony plus I gave her any of our stuff she wanted so what I still have is mine to keep.
Strike
11-20-2009, 05:29 PM
I divorced my first wife. I bet your ex isn't as jacked up as mine.

I bet you're right.
Strike
11-20-2009, 05:30 PM
thata boy! plenty more fish in the sea to kill/eat

Yup. I'm all about empty hook-ups now.
mrsmaalox
11-20-2009, 05:32 PM
Eh you guys quit complaining! You'll do anything we want and you know it!! :lol
DUNCANownsKOBE2
11-20-2009, 05:33 PM
Now that I think about it, based on that, the only time a woman gives you anything is after you give her something. Huh. Sounds about right.


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao Best post in this thread!!!
BacktoBasics
11-20-2009, 05:34 PM
Yup. I'm all about empty hook-ups now.Being emotionally detached can be really really satisfying.
Strike
11-20-2009, 05:36 PM
Eh you guys quit complaining! You'll do anything we want and you know it!! :lol

Try me.


Being emotionally detached can be really really satisfying.

I'm a fan.
DUNCANownsKOBE2
11-20-2009, 05:47 PM
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

What a killer deal. You buy the house, give her a credit card, she'll go to the Room Store + Bed Bath & Beyond to transform your house into a home :lol
mrsmaalox
11-20-2009, 05:48 PM
What a killer deal. You buy the house, give her a credit card, she'll go to the Room Store + Bed Bath & Beyond to transform your house into a home :lol

That's an excellent deal :tu

I buy, you pay.
Strike
11-20-2009, 05:49 PM
What a killer deal. You buy the house, give her a credit card, she'll go to the Room Store + Bed Bath & Beyond to transform your house into a home :lol

Hell, I can use my own damn credit card and turn the same house into a home. More importantly, a home that doesn't suck!
Strike
11-20-2009, 05:50 PM
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

Whether or not you can afford or even want one.
sonic21
11-20-2009, 05:50 PM
If you give her a penis, she'll give you a boner
IronMexican
11-20-2009, 06:05 PM
If you punch her in the face does this mean she'll beat your meat?

That was awesome possum
Whisky Dog
11-20-2009, 06:13 PM
Our religious based society completely fucked women up. Hard times.
iggypop123
11-20-2009, 07:43 PM
this bitch fits in the nuclear family well, and doesnt know about freidan. awesome woman
SpursWoman
11-20-2009, 08:36 PM
Getting a divorce. But it's not like I'm bitter or anything.


Riiiiiigght. :lol



We're not all bad, I promise. :lol
SpursStalker
11-23-2009, 08:55 AM
Now that I think about it, based on that, the only time a woman gives you anything is after you give her something. Huh. Sounds about right.

You dont have to give me anything ...

I'll still give you shit.

:D