Payback on the wife has finally yielded the results I'm looking for.

[BacktoBasics]

So about two weeks ago I'm reading a book on the sofa. I go to make a drink and put the book down with half the book in the crease of the sofa to keep my page. As I'm walking back the wife sits down without looking and sits on the book. Bends and creases the fucking pages and shit. What kind of parent sits down without looking....with kids and shit there's a potential landmine everywhere, you always look.

Anyways to teach her a lesson about looking before sitting I proceeded to put my hand down beneath her ass with my finger up every time she goes to sit down next to me. She's gets a nice little shocker and jumps up with the proverbial "WTF can't I sit". Anyways this has gone on for nearly a full two weeks. Every time she goes to sit she gets a finger in her ass. Its been driving her crazy. Finally yesterday she begun to look before sitting. The best part is that now every time she goes to sit not only does she look but she puts her hands over her ass for defense purposes. Pretty funny.

[lefty]

:lmao

[oh crap]

We need a photo of said ass.

[I. Hustle]

what if she had started hopping?

[clambake]

i saw the same kind of training method on "the dog whisperer".

it was effective, but creepy.

[JamStone]

Butterfinger.

[lil'mo]

Not the first fella's finger this slut's had in her ass. I'd put lots of money down on that.

[Bukefal]

:lol Effective... :toast

[baseline bum]

Maybe she liked it but finally got sick of you not taking the hint.

[eyeh8u]

your wife is like Pavlov's Dog

[AmericanWoman]

So I guess you can teach an old dog new tricks.

[bus driver]

We need a photo of said ass.

+1

i thought you were going to say she liked it......

[lil'mo]

You all know b2b's wife his hideously ugly, right?

[BacktoBasics]

You all know b2b's wife his hideously ugly, right?Her picture has been posted here before. Wife smack is always great though :rolleyes

[Frenzy]

So I guess you can teach an old dog new tricks.


lol ouch not cool

[BacktoBasics]

lol ouch not cool
She must be the exception to the rule.

[lil'mo]

Her picture has been posted here before. Wife smack is always great though :rolleyes

let's see this slut, i'll be the judge of that.

[BacktoBasics]

let's see this slut, i'll be the judge of that.Somewhere in the troll forum I think. I'm not going out of my way for you to insult me. You'll have to do that on your own.

[lil'mo]

So you admit that I'd insult you over your wife's looks if I saw her picture? That's all I need to know.

[J.T.]

B2B next time you should spike her food or drank with LSD.

[BacktoBasics]

So you admit that I'd insult you over your wife's looks if I saw her picture? That's all I need to know.I could be married to a 10 and you'd insult it. Its all you got.

[Bigzax]

never put a book you give a shit about in the crease of a sofa.

someone might sit on it. :toast

[lil'mo]

I could be married to a 10 and you'd insult it. Its all you got.

I give honest opinions every day. I have no reason to bash people unneccessarily. And :lmao at you being married to a 10.

[BacktoBasics]

I give honest opinions every day. I have no reason to bash people unneccessarily. And :lmao at you being married to a 10.Okay

[lil'mo]

So serve it up, pussy.

[BacktoBasics]

So serve it up, pussy.You want it go find it. If I don't give a shit about anyone else's needs what the fuck would make you think that I care about yours.

[JoeChalupa]

Great tactic. :tu

[lil'mo]

You want it go find it. If I don't give a shit about anyone else's needs what the fuck would make you think that I care about yours.

Well, you desperately seek my approval, so maybe this will help your cause. Run along kid.