Beer Googles

[TwAnKiEs]

FIT3WlIyy1Y&NR=1&feature=fvwp


lol nice

[Bender]

googles?

[TwAnKiEs]

lol my bad..

[phyzik]

I thought this thread was going to be about finding beer using google... Or drinking beer and doing google searches.

[Rip-Hamilton32]

haha that was pretty good

[MiamiHeat]

the first girl wasn't ugly.

you could tell she had a great body, nice hair that needed to be combed or fixed up, and she had a not so bad face.

on top of that, she's shy, submissive, she thinks she's ugly, would worship you, and has low mileage on that pussy.

any straight guy would nail the fuck out of her. drunk or not. :)

[symple19]

consoles suck

[Creepn]

the first girl wasn't ugly.

you could tell she had a great body, nice hair that needed to be combed or fixed up, and she had a not so bad face.

on top of that, she's shy, submissive, she thinks she's ugly, would worship you, and has low mileage on that pussy.

any straight guy would nail the fuck out of her. drunk or not. :)

Fuck no. So you want a nerdy ass figity girl who doesnt seem to wash her face (the dirt next to her mouth) to be clinging to you all damn day everyday? Fuck that. Even if you tried to mold her, shell still be all figity and nerdy and she would just be a little more open to shit she never been exposed to but thats it. Overall, she would still retain most of her nerdy characteristics and hygiene. Leave her to another nerd with similar characteristics who would appreciate her because you would just use her after you grow tired of her innocence.

Now the second girl, YES. She seems shy, submissive but at the same time, could be a wildcat in the sack. She already got her confidence established but just needs a man to give her that little boost to push her sexiness to another level. She would worship the ground you walk on because of you being there with her through the stages of her life. Shes looking for love and doesnt seem the type to fuck every guy she sees so I'll wager that pussy still got that new car smell.

[MiamiHeat]

it's a fuck, not a wife

I said 'fuck the shit out of her'

not 'make her a girlfriend'

[Creepn]

Your post seems like you would mold her into a trophy girl or something. My bad.

But nah, I wouldn't fuck her looking and acting the way she is. I bet shes the type of girl that wouldnt even go all the way because shes so innocent. She would be too scared and run off which then people would think you were trying to rape her.

[phyzik]

Your post seems like you would mold her into a trophy girl or something. My bad.

But nah, I wouldn't fuck her looking and acting the way she is. I bet shes the type of girl that wouldnt even go all the way because shes so innocent. She would be too scared and run off which then people would think you were trying to rape her.

I think your wrong....

I bet that bitch would be a fucking freak in bed. She'd be the one ending up fucking you instead of the other way around :lol

All that pent-up sexual frustration released in one giant fuck fest. :toast

The shy ones are always the best.

For the record, I'm pretty sure all variations are the same girl, except for the video game console. :downspin:

[baseline bum]

on top of that, she's shy, submissive, she thinks she's ugly, would worship you, and has low mileage on that pussy.


She'd likely be a horrible lay with those kind of self-esteem issues.