My mom just asked me why Obama won't provide a birth certificate

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

what should i tell her?




























kenya

[Nbadan]

..he has...

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

she said she was born in 61 and she has a one that says "birth certificate" and obama does not

[Joaquin Phoenix]

Tell her you're still mad at her because she didn't breast feed you enough.

[admiralsnackbar]

This has even stopped being entertaining from the standpoint of derisively debunking it. It's over.

[Nbadan]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/graphics/birth.jpg

[clambake]

cuz thats how he rolls.

[Nbadan]

Moreover, Hawaii has two major newspapers, the Honolulu Advertiser and the Star Bulletin.

BOTH newspapers include birth announcements, and BOTH newspapers record the August 4th, 1961 birth of Barack Obama.

http://whatreallyhappened.com/IMAGES/obama-1961-birth-announcement-from-honolulu-advertiser0000.gif

http://whatreallyhappened.com/IMAGES/ObamaBirthStarBulletin.jpg

[panic giraffe]

you can tell her that its not very safe to drink moonshine.

[admiralsnackbar]

you can tell her that its not very safe to drink moonshine.
Particularly during pregnancy.

[spursncowboys]

Wow making fun of someone's mother for asking a question...Classy. I expect that though from you guys.

[admiralsnackbar]

Wow making fun of someone's mother for asking a question...Classy. I expect that though from you guys.

I don't presume to have any class, but riddle me this: Is there anything classy about having Roe vs. Wade as your handle?

[coyotes_geek]

Wow making fun of someone's mother for asking a question...Classy. I expect that though from you guys.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I highly doubt the OP's motivations behind starting this thread was to spur a legitimate thought provoking discussion about the topic.

[spursncowboys]

I don't presume to have any class, but riddle me this: Is there anything classy about having Roe vs. Wade as your handle?

One thing I noticed about this forum is posters avoid family members. I noticed when some do this, it was frowned upon from everyone. That is not classy. Here is an example of classy
http://www.seanobrien.org/images/television/officeclassyjim.jpg
like Mr. Peanut

[George Gervin's Afro]

what should i tell her?

brush your teeth?

[admiralsnackbar]

If you say so, man... I'm more of the "you get what you give" type.

This thread was troll bait from the go, and the the mom in question is either Orly Taitz or a rhetorical construct... I'm guessing the latter. I respect your profound decency, but I don't feel compelled to respect anybody who comes in here just to stir shit up.

[spursncowboys]

If you say so, man... I'm more of the "you get what you give" type.

This thread was troll bait from the go, and the the mom in question is either Orly Taitz or a rhetorical construct... I'm guessing the latter. I respect your profound decency, but I don't feel compelled to respect anybody who comes in here just to stir shit up.

It's a political forum. If not here, where?

[admiralsnackbar]

It's a political forum. If not here, where?
Maybe I'm a weirdo, but I don't equate discussing politics with being provocative for the sake of it.

[clambake]

a ? in a blue square is classy?

[EmptyMan]

They can't even afford Toilet Paper in **Insert place Obama is said to be born** and you think they would use limited resources on birth certificates???

[spursncowboys]

a ? in a blue square is classy?

fixed

[panic giraffe]

One thing I noticed about this forum is posters avoid family members. I noticed when some do this, it was frowned upon from everyone. That is not classy. Here is an example of classy
http://www.seanobrien.org/images/television/officeclassyjim.jpg
like Mr. Peanut


i need a new tux. lets have a tux night gtg. at the new speakeasy style bar in bonahans. and then just drink scotch, smoke cigars, and talk about the nikkei...would be classy unless someone brings up fake birth certificates

[Wild Cobra]

what should i tell her?

kenya
Tell her a Hawaiian newspaper had him and his mother in the "births" section, and that he has produced a certificate. If people are going to claim it to be a forgery, won't they the next time he shows it?

[panic giraffe]

Tell her a Hawaiian newspaper had him and his mother in the "births" section, and that he has produced a certificate. If people are going to claim it to be a forgery, won't they the next time he shows it?


CLASSY ANSWER MAN!
we can still moved previously mentioned tux night to:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34108967

[spursncowboys]

i need a new tux. lets have a tux night gtg. at the new speakeasy style bar in bonahans. and then just drink scotch, smoke cigars, and talk about the nikkei...would be classy unless someone brings up fake birth certificates
Just remember the gremlin rule.

[Winehole23]

Just remember the gremlin rule.No water, no food after midnight, no bright lights?

[Winehole23]

Barney: How do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend? Simple! The rules for girls are the same as the rules for gremlins.

Ted: Gremlins?

Barney: Gremlins. Rule number one: Never get them wet. In other words, don’t let her take a shower at your place. Number two: Keep them away from sunlight, i.e. don't ever see them during the day. And rule number three: Never feed them after midnight. Meaning she doesn't sleep over, and you don’t have breakfast with her. Ever.

[DMX7]

what should i tell her?


I tea bagged your mom last night.

[Wild Cobra]

I tea bagged your mom last night.
She has balls?

[Shastafarian]

She has balls?

?

Do you know what "tea bagging" is?

[Wild Cobra]

?

Do you know what "tea bagging" is?

Sure, but if someone is going to post such shit, I will purposely misread it how I see fit.

[DMX7]

Sure

Lie

[Wild Cobra]

Lie
It's a simple presumption.
Hey, I was just reading into your fantasy, hoping to reduce farther sick images.