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Shelly
09-01-2004, 04:52 PM
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Slomo15
09-01-2004, 05:08 PM
LOL http://www.cikava.com/images/emoti/rollin.gif
Are those for real???

SAmikeyp
09-01-2004, 05:09 PM
the "eleven dicks" one is old.

My wife and I were laughing our butts off watching the weightlifting. We were having too much fun with comments like "Her snatch looks tired."

Shelly
09-01-2004, 05:10 PM
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

I think Jim said this one.

SAmikeyp
09-01-2004, 05:17 PM
probably....not a lot to do in B/CS. :p