Sex Toys.

[Ignignokt]

My thoughts.


Sex toys are an unhealthy addition to a strong sex life. They can condition the woman to arrive to sexual points a man can't provide, specifically things that vibrate. Sex toys are a poison to a relationship and can lead to graphic filthy things like defecation, urination, and asphyxiation.

I believe that a man should please his woman only by his natural facilities. If he's using sex toys, then he's admitting he's not man enough to please his woman. By the same token, a woman caught using a sex toy by her husband will experience the same feeling, and vice versa.

It's sad state of affairs today that 60% of women today use sex toys, that's disgusting. Hey ladies, if i found out having a llama like my balls would bring me infinite pleasure i wouldn't do it. Call me repressed, puritan, i don't care. Femininity turns me on, not plastic so called "toys", and that's the way GAWWWDDDAH! intendeddddahhhh!

This phenomena is mostly found in the liberal white community. That's why BrHornet's thesis that most white liberal men like Backside Basics ,end up becoming sissy cucks who get off watching Tyson Chandler plow his wife, has an element of truth.

So if you want to keep your wife happy. Step up and be creative men. If you bought a sex toy for your wife cuz you gave up, you're a sad little man. Next thing you know you will put up an ad on Craigslist looking for a Honduran poolboy to satisfy your wife in front of you.


My final thoughts are;

1) I'm all the "toy" she needs.

2) I don't eat cooches, that's for suckahs. heheh burn!

[baseline bum]

2) I don't eat cooches, that's for suckahs. heheh burn!

No quicker way to drive her to the Honduran pool-boy than that.

[Mister Sinister]

No quicker way to drive her to the Honduran pool-boy than that.
Word.

[Johnson]

My final thoughts are;

1) I'm all the "toy" she needs.

2) I don't eat cooches, that's for suckahs. heheh burn! hypothesis: OP's longest relationship <= 1 week

[Cyrano]

Meet his new girlfriend.....
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http://www.dumbaaldum.org/images/pic-sounds/letter-h/hand.jpg

[Ignignokt]

No quicker way to drive her to the Honduran pool-boy than that.

lOl...bruvas don't eat cooches, that's 4 suckahs.

[Ignignokt]

Word.

I heard you were driven by a honduran pool boy.

[Ignignokt]

hypothesis: OP's longest relastionship <= 1 week

Try three years. No cooches, no toys. I'm all the toy she needed. :lobt:

[EmptyMan]

I've heard of trimmin' the hedges, but you don scorched da earf!

[David Bowie]

Lol. I once met a man who had the exact same feelings. He thought that using a dildo/vibrator was wrong and evil. Well, that relationship certanily didn't last more then a month. Geez, I like creativity, but toys (or household objects) only enhance that. And whey can't you except that its different strokes for different folks? Some like sex toys and some don't . Jeez. If you don't like them don't use them. But they are not the devil.

[symple19]

Try three years. No cooches, no toys. I'm all the toy he needed. :lobt:

fify

[Ignignokt]

A chad Ochocinco celebrity dildo for the wifey for christmas! Oh JOy!

I too know how to use the qoutation function.

Again.. if a girl is used to a vibrator-dildo, she will never be into you because that toy provides something you can't.

infact, i've been lucky to be with women who did not use "help" as the sex was natural, and it was a good clean healthy experience. It can happen, but once a chick uses a vibrator, it can desensitize the natural stimulants a man has.

Porn, is another bad device, that while it has worked for some couples, has the ability to bring in insecurities and can break a marriage and cause dispute. Not only that, but Gundangit people. If you're not satisfied with your spouse's image, both of you assholes need to get a gym membership instead of consulting a video store, because while the people on the screen look glamorous, ladies, you still have to look at Tpark during climax, and men, you still have to look at ashbeigh.


Sorry asshbeigh and Tpark.

[Ignignokt]

Lol. I once met a man who had the exact same feelings. He thought that using a dildo/vibrator was wrong and evil. Well, that relationship certanily didn't last more then a month. Geez, I like creativity, but toys (or household objects) only enhance that. And whey can't you except that its different strokes for different folks? Some like sex toys and some don't . Jeez. If you don't like them don't use them. But they are not the devil.

Grosss! :vomit:

I feel sorry for your bf. Gay dudes should not use vibrators. Thanks, now if I ever see someone mixing chocolate cake mix with egg beaters i will throw up severely. That's disgusting.

[symple19]

I think somebody has been spurned for a giant black dildo and thus has become insecure. Feel sorry for ya ignignokt

[David Bowie]

Grosss! :vomit:

I feel sorry for your bf. Gay dudes should not use vibrators. Thanks, now if I ever see someone mixing chocolate cake mix with egg beaters i will throw up severely. That's disgusting.

Dude, I'm a straight chick. Not a gay guy. Not that there's anything wrong with a gay guy using a vibe.

On the other hand, I really don't care if a guy never goes down on me.

[Ignignokt]

Dude, I'm a straight chick. Not a gay guy. Not that there's anything wrong with a gay guy using a vibe.

On the other hand, I really don't care if a guy never goes down on me.

:tu

[symple19]

Dude, I'm a straight chick. Not a gay guy. Not that there's anything wrong with a gay guy using a vibe.

On the other hand, I really don't care if a guy never goes down on me.

just like a good pounding eh? Nuttin wrong with that :toast

[Ignignokt]

I think somebody has been spurned for a giant black dildo and thus has become insecure. Feel sorry for ya ignignokt

You just mad cuz you're admitting to inserting rhino cock dildos by star athletes into your gf's vagina. It's ok symplejack 19, but don't drag everyone into your shame.

And like i said, it's not the big dills that do the most damage. It's the vibrators that duplicate what no man can do. It's evil!

[Ignignokt]

Dude, I'm a straight chick. Not a gay guy. Not that there's anything wrong with a gay guy using a vibe.

On the other hand, I really don't care if a guy never goes down on me.

SO you'd be cool with a guy wanting you to give him head, but without him returning the favor???

[David Bowie]

SO you'd be cool with a guy wanting you to give him head, but without him returning the favor???


Sure. As long as he's good with his hands. Thats a must.

[ashbeeigh]

Porn, is another bad device, that while it has worked for some couples, has the ability to bring in insecurities and can break a marriage and cause dispute. Not only that, but Gundangit people. If you're not satisfied with your spouse's image, both of you assholes need to get a gym membership instead of consulting a video store, because while the people on the screen look glamorous, ladies, you still have to look at Tpark during climax, and men, you still have to look at ashbeigh.





Wow. You're the biggest asshole at Spurstalk ever.

[symple19]

You just mad cuz you're admitting to inserting rhino cock dildos by star athletes into your gf's vagina. It's ok symplejack 19, but don't drag everyone into your shame.

And like i said, it's not the big dills that do the most damage. It's the vibrators that duplicate what no man can do. It's evil!

Hilarious. You're the one so insecure that you start a thread because you feel threatened by a small device. You then feel the need to brag about your supposed prowess.

Again, I feel sorry for you that you have a small cock. Maybe you could try Extenze?

[Ignignokt]

Sure. As long as he's good with his hands. Thats a must.

This my friends... is what i lichee!!! Now you espeakeeng my langwish..

[symple19]

Wow. You're the biggest asshole at Spurstalk ever.

Biggest asshole with the smallest cock :lol

[Ignignokt]

Hilarious. You're the one so insecure that you start a thread because you feel threatened by a small device. You then feel the need to brag about your supposed prowess.

Again, I feel sorry for you that you have a small cock. Maybe you could try Extenze?

Hilarious. You're the one so insecure that you started to talk mess in a thread becuase you feel emasculated by your girlfriend using a strap-on on you, and you thought it was a normal thing. You then feel the need to brag about it's commonness.

Again, I feel sorry for you that you're obsessed about the size of my cock. Maybe you should focus on meeting the needs of your girlfriend like a real man.

[Ignignokt]

Wow. You're the biggest asshole at Spurstalk ever.

Oh snap, :lol

I guess i'm the only one to have insulted you here.

[symple19]

Hilarious. You're the one so insecure that you started to talk mess in a thread becuase you feel emasculated by your girlfriend using a strap-on on you, and you thought it was a normal thing. You then feel the need to brag about it's commonness.

Again, I feel sorry for you that you're obsessed about the size of my cock. Maybe you should focus on meeting the needs of your girlfriend like a real man.

huh? Here ya go man, I've heard it's real science. It should help you out

http://cheapextenze.com/images/extenzebox.jpg

[Ignignokt]

Biggest asshole with the smallest cock :lol

If you have a big one, why the need for a fake one?

Like i said, the girls i've had, i didn't need no "help". I work things the natural way. I'm sorry you need a mechanized dildo hooked to a Sear's battery to turn on your girl.

[Ignignokt]

huh? Here ya go man, I've heard it's real science. It should help you out

http://cheapextenze.com/images/extenzebox.jpg

Obviously if you still have to use dildos then your personal testimonial is shit.:lol

[ashbeeigh]

Oh snap, :lol

I guess i'm the only one to have insulted you here.

No, you're not. But that crossed the line and I would really appreciate it if you not insult me like that, ever again. And that goes for everyone here. Many of the things I have done here I have brought upon myself. The "wonky eye", the "dirty feet" the "big boobs" the "racist" things and even the uneducated, over educated or "job" things...but the "fat ass" and sex shit just is ridiculous. And it has to stop. I'm beyond it.

I may have an epic Spurstalk meltdown if this continues. It's ridiculous. I am a strong, independent woman who who may not be a ten, may not even be a seven. I admit it. And all of you are the biggest egotistical assholes ever. And if you cannot see beyond the aforementioned qualities (wonky eye, big boobs, maybe 5-6 rating) that's your problem and you are missing out a great person. The handful of people at Spurstalk that do know me, know me for a caring, funny, sometimes ditzy (but nonetheless smart) woman. And if you cannot see me for that I would greatly appreciate you just keep all your comments to yourself from now on. Thanks.

And I'd also like to take this time to congratulate EricB on his engagement.

[Ignignokt]

No, you're not. But that crossed the line and I would really appreciate it if you not insult me like that, ever again. And that goes for everyone here. Many of the things I have done here I have brought upon myself. The "wonky eye", the "dirty feet" the "big boobs" the "racist" things and even the uneducated, over educated or "job" things...but the "fat ass" and sex shit just is ridiculous. And it has to stop. I'm beyond it.

I may have an epic Spurstalk meltdown if this continues. It's ridiculous. I am a strong, independent woman who who may not be a ten, may not even be a seven. I admit it. And all of you are the biggest egotistical assholes ever. And if you cannot see beyond the aforementioned qualities (wonky eye, big boobs, maybe 5-6 rating) that's your problem and you are missing out a great person. The handful of people at Spurstalk that do know me, know me for a caring, funny, sometimes ditzy (but nonetheless smart) woman. And if you cannot see me for that I would greatly appreciate you just keep all your comments to yourself from now on. Thanks.

And I'd also like to take this time to congratulate EricB on his engagement.


:tu

You know ashbeigh.. You're alright.:lol



i keed! i keed!

I mean... You're a good person, and some good man will love you, i guarantee it.

I've always thought you had thick skin, my biggest weakness is making a girl cry. I don't want that.

[ashbeeigh]

:tu

You know ashbeigh.. You're alright.:lol



i keed! i keed!

I mean... You're a good person, and some good man will love you, i guarantee it.

I've always thought you had thick skin, my biggest weakness is making a girl cry. I don't want that.

Please, just know this one crossed the line. And I hope that B2B gets a hold of it so everyone reads my reaction. Because I will not stand for it anymore.

And cry? Seriously? More like call you out. Which I did. Just watch it. You've moved up past MannyIsGod. And he was #1 on my hit list for about 3 years.

[polandprzem]

And I'd also like to take this time to congratulate EricB on his engagement.

Wow EricB in the sex toys thread :wow

[Ignignokt]

Please, just know this one crossed the line. And I hope that B2B gets a hold of it so everyone reads my reaction. Because I will not stand for it anymore.

And cry? Seriously? More like call you out. Which I did. Just watch it. You've moved up past MannyIsGod. And he was #1 on my hit list for about 3 years.

assbeef! You wanna war bish! I give you war!

[SequSpur]

gay.............

[Ignignokt]

gay.............

So you use sex toys?

[SequSpur]

So you use sex toys?

no. but you're topic is full of gayness. period.

quit being a wuss... do you own a ps3? smell the controller next time... lol...

[Bukefal]

My thoughts.


Sex toys are an unhealthy addition to a strong sex life. They can condition the woman to arrive to sexual points a man can't provide, specifically things that vibrate. Sex toys are a poison to a relationship and can lead to graphic filthy things like defecation, urination, and asphyxiation.

I believe that a man should please his woman only by his natural facilities. If he's using sex toys, then he's admitting he's not man enough to please his woman. By the same token, a woman caught using a sex toy by her husband will experience the same feeling, and vice versa.

It's sad state of affairs today that 60% of women today use sex toys, that's disgusting. Hey ladies, if i found out having a llama like my balls would bring me infinite pleasure i wouldn't do it. Call me repressed, puritan, i don't care. Femininity turns me on, not plastic so called "toys", and that's the way GAWWWDDDAH! intendeddddahhhh!

This phenomena is mostly found in the liberal white community. That's why BrHornet's thesis that most white liberal men like Backside Basics ,end up becoming sissy cucks who get off watching Tyson Chandler plow his wife, has an element of truth.

So if you want to keep your wife happy. Step up and be creative men. If you bought a sex toy for your wife cuz you gave up, you're a sad little man. Next thing you know you will put up an ad on Craigslist looking for a Honduran poolboy to satisfy your wife in front of you.


My final thoughts are;

1) I'm all the "toy" she needs.

2) I don't eat cooches, that's for suckahs. heheh burn!

Ok...:rolleyes

You probably never had any sexual contact with a female at all.

I dont get it or do these talks and your waiting for answers from female posters on this forum give you a hard one? :lol


Also, this: 'This phenomena is mostly found in the liberal white community.' Is such bullshit.

You fail mate.

[Ignignokt]

Ok...:rolleyes

You probably never had any sexual contact with a female at all.

I dont get it or do these talks and your waiting for answers from female posters on this forum give you a hard one? :lol


Also, this: 'This phenomena is mostly found in the liberal white community.' Is such bullshit.

You fail mate.

Proved my point.:lmao

[Bukefal]

Like i said, the girls i've had, i didn't need no "help". I work things the natural way.


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao Nice one there....

[Ignignokt]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao Nice one there....

Don't be bitter because you're john holmes dilldo gets more ass than you.:lmao

[Bukefal]

Proved my point.:lmao

Oooh that was so funny.

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/9527/failhm.jpg

[Bukefal]

:lol You are the man! :king Do you feel it? ay internet toughguy? :lol This is probably the only way you get satisfaction

[Bukefal]

Don't be bitter because you're john holmes dilldo gets more ass than you.:lmao

:lol

[Ignignokt]

:lol You are the man! :king Do you feel it? ay internet toughguy? :lol This is probably the only way you get satisfaction

thanks brah breh bruh brih blih blah scro scri scuh scrah :vomit:

[Dre_7]

do you own a ps3? smell the controller next time... lol...

:lmao

[BRHornet45]

son both ghazi and mannyisgod would disagree. they seem to love their African fetish dildos just fine.

[Kori Ellis]

Good for you, ashbeeigh -- standing up for yourself. But just know that Ignignokt is an ass to almost everyone... so don't let yourself get worried about what he has to say. And, sorry about your great aunt's diagnosis.

[ashbeeigh]

Good for you, ashbeeigh -- standing up for yourself. But just know that Ignignokt is an ass to almost everyone... so don't let yourself get worried about what he has to say. And, sorry about your great aunt's diagnosis.

:) Thanks for both.

I think I've been here long enough to justify standing up for myself, whether the person doing the insulting in an ass to everyone or just me.

And the diagnosis, we're getting through it. I just wish we could be there for the rest of the family.

[jack sommerset]

Call me Paul fucking Bunyan. No machine can beat me!

[ploto]

the girls i've had, i didn't need no "help". I work things the natural way.

Bet they've been faking it!

[Ignignokt]

Bet they've been faking it!

Tell yourself that.:lol

[Ignignokt]

son both ghazi and mannyisgod would disagree. they seem to love their African fetish dildos just fine.

That's right. They both have secret Kobe fetishes about him pleasing their wives.

[mavs>spurs2]

lol ashbeigh, no need to get upset, people will always talk shit and goof around on a messageboard..if guys are making fun of you for "big boobs" it's not really such a bad thing..those guys probably actually think you're cute. here's a hint, guys LIKE blonde girls with big boobs. and who cares if someone on a messageboard calls you stupid? they don't know enough about you to realistically make that assessment. i can be a troll and an asshole from time to time myself, but honestly it's all in good fun. and after this post, ill probably go back to being an asshole to you :)

[phyzik]

I'll give my opinion on the subject and I am a man...

A man who is threatened by a peice of plastic is insecure.

It seems to me that the OP feels inadequate when faced with a man made object.

Regardless of what anyone thinks, no inanimate object can replace "that" type of love from a real man, regardless of how "large" it is. In my experience women I have dated have always prefered ME over their "large" toys.

And make no mistake, I've felt inadequate against those toys myself. I'm comfortable with my size but damn, some of those things are rediculous! :lol

It's not about the act, but the experience with another person. Everyone needs a release now and again, but a release with someone you love is way more powerfull. That has nothing to do with the physicall release, but the spiritual release.

OK, I just finished downloading a 12 min porno from Stileproject.... I'll BRB.....

[CubanSucks]

It's funny when people have to tell themselves they're stong and independent

[mookie2001]

It's funny when people have to tell themselves they're stong and independent


not really themselves but others yeah, ive maybe meet and remembered two people in my entire life who were not independent

[jag]

If you won't go down on your chick, there's some other guy out there who will...and probably is.

[ploto]

Tell yourself that.

You do I am female- right? :rollin

[holcs50]

LMAO-ok this is a pretty entertaining thread but OP your a dumbass. You might be naive or just a dick but the fact is a very high percentage of females ages 18-35 have some type of sex toy (dildo/vibrator/massager), and prob up to ages a lot older than that. Having known at least 500 girls just strictly at my college has given me great insight into this fact, and many nights drinking a bit too much has led to a great deal of confessions from these girls.

Whether they are fat, skinny, tall, short, coke head, pot head, sloppy drunk, smoker, asian, black, white, hot, medium, ugly I found a lot of them used some type of toy. Did it offend me? No, not at all. I do see a slight point that a women might become dependent on say a dildo and stop even really trying to have a relationship but mostly I don't see a problem. But to say it a toy is the reason for a failed relationship/marriage is pretty retarded. And the eating out stuff...please. I've met guys like you my whole life who think they are just some type of pimp because they get play and don't go down....big deal, if you don't like it that's your choice, but don't in any way think that makes you "cool"-"badass"-"dope". I've found that women like this just about as much as or more than your traditional sex. So I ask why wouldn't you want a girl revved up and all over you when you do have sex? I guess your too badass to see that doing things like that makes the whole experience better for you....and wait, wait, yea even through your selfishness....her.

Now if we want to go into stories about that, yes it can be gross, I'm sorry but I do expect some care/trimming/etc. in place. And I provide the same, see a little respect ignig. I along with quite a few of my buddies agree that if you find an attractive girl and you have a good relationship going with her going down is actually awesome. Just because your dick isn't in something 24/7 doesn't mean its not great to see a girl you like/love going crazy enjoying herself. Really, the demographic I relate to you OP is about the 12-17 range....immature teenage years-Don't know what they are talking about, think they are cool to just get head and bone, and don't really care about the chick.

And as for the insulting other posters. Man, you are a dick. IDC what point your trying to make or joke but trying to degrade others because of their looks is pretty sad. Again you fall into the 12-17 range, immature. Just because you've seen a pic of the posters mentioned doesn't mean you have to go out of your way to make fun. I don't see any pics of you posted. They have made pics available of them out there, they seem secure, unlike you. I know your just a huge pimp and all, but I highly doubt your anything special (intellectually and character wise this is obvious) looks wise. In the end your just a stereotypical male teenager who brags about shit online but in actuality has nothing to stand on besides things he's read or heard and what is the cool thing to say/do.


PS ashbeigh since I've been on here has been a very solid/kind/comical poster, props. As for tpark, he has his moments posting. See ignig I judge on posts, this is a forum, unless you know them otherwise you should prob keep your mouth shut

PSS Though this goes completely against my thinking, making fun of illuzions pics is completely fair game because with the photoshopping skills of some spurstalkers and their trolls combined with his willingness to post the worst/most sizzling photos of himself/friends just makes it fair game

[I. Hustle]

Why does everyone treat TPark and Ashbeeigh like 10's on here when they are only like a 3 or 4?

[fraga]

I thought TPark was a dude...

[I. Hustle]

He is. It was a joke. Tpark is a 1 EricB is a 2

[fraga]

Whew...

[Ignignokt]

LMAO-ok this is a pretty entertaining thread but OP your a dumbass. You might be naive or just a dick but the fact is a very high percentage of females ages 18-35 have some type of sex toy (dildo/vibrator/massager), and prob up to ages a lot older than that. Having known at least 500 girls just strictly at my college has given me great insight into this fact, and many nights drinking a bit too much has led to a great deal of confessions from these girls.

Whether they are fat, skinny, tall, short, coke head, pot head, sloppy drunk, smoker, asian, black, white, hot, medium, ugly I found a lot of them used some type of toy. Did it offend me? No, not at all. I do see a slight point that a women might become dependent on say a dildo and stop even really trying to have a relationship but mostly I don't see a problem. But to say it a toy is the reason for a failed relationship/marriage is pretty retarded. And the eating out stuff...please. I've met guys like you my whole life who think they are just some type of pimp because they get play and don't go down....big deal, if you don't like it that's your choice, but don't in any way think that makes you "cool"-"badass"-"dope". I've found that women like this just about as much as or more than your traditional sex. So I ask why wouldn't you want a girl revved up and all over you when you do have sex? I guess your too badass to see that doing things like that makes the whole experience better for you....and wait, wait, yea even through your selfishness....her.

Now if we want to go into stories about that, yes it can be gross, I'm sorry but I do expect some care/trimming/etc. in place. And I provide the same, see a little respect ignig. I along with quite a few of my buddies agree that if you find an attractive girl and you have a good relationship going with her going down is actually awesome. Just because your dick isn't in something 24/7 doesn't mean its not great to see a girl you like/love going crazy enjoying herself. Really, the demographic I relate to you OP is about the 12-17 range....immature teenage years-Don't know what they are talking about, think they are cool to just get head and bone, and don't really care about the chick.

And as for the insulting other posters. Man, you are a dick. IDC what point your trying to make or joke but trying to degrade others because of their looks is pretty sad. Again you fall into the 12-17 range, immature. Just because you've seen a pic of the posters mentioned doesn't mean you have to go out of your way to make fun. I don't see any pics of you posted. They have made pics available of them out there, they seem secure, unlike you. I know your just a huge pimp and all, but I highly doubt your anything special (intellectually and character wise this is obvious) looks wise. In the end your just a stereotypical male teenager who brags about shit online but in actuality has nothing to stand on besides things he's read or heard and what is the cool thing to say/do.


PS ashbeigh since I've been on here has been a very solid/kind/comical poster, props. As for tpark, he has his moments posting. See ignig I judge on posts, this is a forum, unless you know them otherwise you should prob keep your mouth shut

PSS Though this goes completely against my thinking, making fun of illuzions pics is completely fair game because with the photoshopping skills of some spurstalkers and their trolls combined with his willingness to post the worst/most sizzling photos of himself/friends just makes it fair game

Dude, you're not gonna get sloppy head from ashbeigh.:lmao

[holcs50]

Dude, you're not gonna get sloppy head from ashbeigh.:lmao

well i can tell from your comment you fail, and you are exactly what we thought. Immature, 12-17, brags about things he's never done, yada yada yada. Hey I was a dumbass like you once, not to your level but a dumbass still the same.

[ashbeeigh]

Dude, you're not gonna get sloppy head from ashbeigh.:lmao

Not that you'll ever know what type of head I give.

[tp2021]

^Kablamo!

lol

[whottt]

Some(most) women don't have an orgasm just because they are having intercourse, and it's got nothing to do with dick size either. Someday when you figure out where their clit is, you might understand why.


So when you say no sex toys and you aren't going to go down on them, you really aren't giving them much at all(outside of some hand action), and no doubt the vibrator will kick your ass every time. No offense, but you're just a douchebag with absolutely no clue how to get a woman off. It's not surprising your relationships are sexually unfufilling for the chicks you date, which no doubt is why you are blaming the vibrator.

The vibrator likely does what you cannot, do not, based on your addmitted "technique", give them an orgasm.

She's always going to like it better than you because you essentially do nothing for her. She's fucking you almost certainly out of some sense of obligation or desire to be nice, probably not because of your winning skills.

Me? I've never even dated a chick that used a vibrator or a dildo as far as I know. If they did they hid it from me, and never needed it during sex.

[David Bowie]

well i can tell from your comment you fail, and you are exactly what we thought. Immature, 12-17, brags about things he's never done, yada yada yada. Hey I was a dumbass like you once, not to your level but a dumbass still the same.


You never know. He might be older. I once dated a man who was 42 who felt the exact same way.

[Ignignokt]

well i can tell from your comment you fail, and you are exactly what we thought. Immature, 12-17, brags about things he's never done, yada yada yada. Hey I was a dumbass like you once, not to your level but a dumbass still the same.

Watch out! THis guy said Fail! Oh my Gawd!!! What will he do next? I feel a LOL Kittenz Can i Haz Cheezburger? coming on.

[tp2021]

Watch out! THis guy said Fail! Oh my Gawd!!! What will he do next? I feel a LOL Kittenz Can i Haz Cheezburger? coming on.

Way to take it away from them there, B Rabbit.

[Ignignokt]

Some(most) women don't have an orgasm just because they are having intercourse, and it's got nothing to do with dick size either. Someday when you figure out where their clit is, you might understand why.


So when you say no sex toys and you aren't going to go down on them, you really aren't giving them much at all(outside of some hand action), and no doubt the vibrator will kick your ass every time. No offense, but you're just a douchebag with absolutely no clue how to get a woman off. It's not surprising your relationships are sexually unfufilling for the chicks you date, which no doubt is why you are blaming the vibrator.

The vibrator likely does what you cannot, do not, based on your addmitted "technique", give them an orgasm.

She's always going to like it better than you because you essentially do nothing for her. She's fucking you almost certainly out of some sense of obligation or desire to be nice, probably not because of your winning skills.

Me? I've never even dated a chick that used a vibrator or a dildo as far as I know. If they did they hid it from me, and never needed it during sex.

LOL! The girl i was with for 3yrs I had normal healthy sex with. It was never a problem. Some women don't need vibrators, this imho is the kind I prefer.

If you feel the need get pissy and project stuff you don't know about me, it's a free world.

And btw, Thanks for agreeing with me that vibrators aren't necessary. As for the chicks i dated, none have ever needed a vibrator nor asked. It's when i hear dudes tell me of how my girl is missing out, that i'm like, WHat?


If you can get your girl off naturally, don't ruin it by getting a vibrator dildo, etc.

Nothing insecure about that, just common sense.


Now David Bowie disagrees with me, and i respect her. She obviously doesn't feel hurt by my oppinion.

You cuckold sissy white liberals who like to experiment otoh, feel the need to attack my percieved sex life as you want it to fit your sad point of view. What ever you need to tarry on.. suckahs!!!!

[Cry Havoc]

Call me Paul fucking Bunyan. No machine can beat me!

You do realize how humorous that statement is, right?


Protip: He lost to a machine.

[SpursFanFirst]

If you're not satisfied with your spouse's image, both of you assholes need to get a gym membership instead of consulting a video store, because while the people on the screen look glamorous, ladies, you still have to look at Tpark during climax, and men, you still have to look at ashbeigh.


Sorry asshbeigh and Tpark.

You did not just say that! What an ass.

[whottt]

LOL! The girl i was with for 3yrs I had normal healthy sex with. It was never a problem. Some women don't need vibrators, this imho is the kind I prefer.

If you feel the need get pissy and project stuff you don't know about me, it's a free world.

You're the one that felt compelled to start a dicussion about it. I've never even thought about it before. It stands to reason that if it's something you've formed a definite opinion on, like that you can't get them off with your hand if they use a vibrator, you likely have had some unpleasant experiences.



And btw, Thanks for agreeing with me that vibrators aren't necessary. As for the chicks i dated, none have ever needed a vibrator nor asked. It's when i hear dudes tell me of how my girl is missing out, that i'm like, WHat?


If you can get your girl off naturally, don't ruin it by getting a vibrator dildo, etc.

Nothing insecure about that, just common sense.

I don't think a dildo makes much difference, but I am pretty sure a vibrator beats hand action by like a factor of a hundred unless you are the Flash.

So if you are saying that the vibrators get them used to more rapid movement than your hand is capable of...well you are probably right on that but I don't know for sure that's the way it works...I mean I don't know that you can't get a chick off with your hand if she uses a vibrator regularly. I simplhy don't know that....


You otoh seem certain. And I see nothing to indicate how you formed that opinion based simply on guys saying you are depriving your girl.

In any case, I've never been with a woman that had to have a vibrator(and I've been with a fair amount of women) so therefore it's not on my bitch radar at all. Never even thought about it before you brought it up.


I will say this, as far as action goes jacking off beats the speed action on a blowjob by like a factor of a hundred too...that said, I'll take the blow job over the hand job every time.

[mrsmaalox]

How is the OP so positive his women don't use sex toys? I think most women use them mostly when a man isn't available. I've never had to bring out a toy during sex because being eaten out by a man is waaaay better than any plastic device.

[ploto]

You never know. He might be older. I once dated a man who was 42 who felt the exact same way.

Did you date my ex-husband??

[David Bowie]

Lol, I live in Massachusetts, so probably no. But he thought that I needed mental help and to join some kind of support group beacuse I liked to experiment and liked toys every once in a while. Jeez.

[mrsmaalox]

Did you date my ex-husband??

:lmao

[whottt]

Lol, I live in Massachusetts, so probably no. But he thought that I needed mental help and to join some kind of support group beacuse I liked to experiment and liked toys every once in a while. Jeez.

Did you want to stick them up his ass or something?

[CuckingFunt]

Different tools for different jobs.

[David Bowie]

Did you want to stick them up his ass or something?

No, I have no desire to stick anything up anybody's ass. Even if they ask nicely.

Speaking of the Devil, that man just contacted me online, lol.

[whottt]

No, I have no desire to stick anything up anybody's ass. Even if they ask nicely.
Ok well...I could see how that one would be a deal breaker.

In fact it's probably best to completely avoid men that do want you to stick something like that up their ass.

[Kermit]

I will never forgive Ignignokt for his unwillingness to push Ashbeeigh over the edge. Never.

[Ignignokt]

LOL...

I have a question for guys like Whott who feel liberated.

When you use a sex toy, do you only stick half of it in or are you a man by your belief and shove all 14 inx8 in rhino into your wife?

[whottt]

LOL...

I have a question for guys like Whott who feel liberated.

When you use a sex toy, do you only stick half of it in or are you a man by your belief and shove all 14 inx8 in rhino into your wife?

You obviously have thought about this a lot more than I have...why don't you tell me?

[Creepn]

Ignig

You know what woman say is better than a vibrator? A nice working tounge.

Yeah I lick the cooch and you will never make me feel bad doing it because I guarantee you the result of that is a way more satisfying sex life then you'll ever experience.

You are looking at sex toys the wrong way, but since you obviously been turned down for a black dildo to finish the job you couldnt do, you deem it as an evil device. A woman that has a vibrator never told you that they rather have the real thing when she is with you??

Anyway, a woman would rather have a man who's egotiscal about achieving the highest amout of fun and pleasure out of sex anyway possible than an egotistical man bragging about themselves. Your ways is only limiting you from another type of experience that shouldnt be miss out.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Nice troll job.

[Ignignokt]

Ignig

You know what woman say is better than a vibrator? A nice working tounge.

Yeah I lick the cooch and you will never make me feel bad doing it because I guarantee you the result of that is a way more satisfying sex life then you'll ever experience.

You are looking at sex toys the wrong way, but since you obviously been turned down for a black dildo to finish the job you couldnt do, you deem it as an evil device. A woman that has a vibrator never told you that they rather have the real thing when she is with you??

Anyway, a woman would rather have a man who's egotiscal about achieving the highest amout of fun and pleasure out of sex anyway possible than an egotistical man bragging about themselves. Your ways is only limiting you from another type of experience that shouldnt be miss out.


:lmao, all the Pro-dildo emasculated men love to throw this line out. I've never had a girl use a dildo in my presence or bring it up.

This is an issue because i've heard many white men talk about how they pleasure their wives/girlfriends etc using vibrators and dills. I was disgusted by it, and i thought,"Sure this must be an anomaly." So I decided to raise the issue.

But more dudes do that kind of shit more than i thought. I don't think it's natural nor beneficial. THat's why i wont use a fake pornstar vagina, or any toy since my mind cannot be turned on by such fake things.

So don't take it the wrong way. Shit's disgusting, and any man who has pride in his abilities will use His abilities. :lol

[Ignignokt]

You obviously have thought about this a lot more than I have...why don't you tell me?

I can't fathom things of which i haven't tried. That's why i'm asking the experts.:toast

[Creepn]

:lmao, all the Pro-dildo emasculated men love to throw this line out. I've never had a girl use a dildo in my presence or bring it up.

This is an issue because i've heard many white men talk about how they pleasure their wives/girlfriends etc using vibrators and dills. I was disgusted by it, and i thought,"Sure this must be an anomaly." So I decided to raise the issue.

But more dudes do that kind of shit more than i thought. I don't think it's natural nor beneficial. THat's why i wont use a fake pornstar vagina, or any toy since my mind cannot be turned on by such fake things.

So don't take it the wrong way. Shit's disgusting, and any man who has pride in his abilities will use His abilities. :lol


I see your issue with the penis looking dildos (I personally never seen a dildo except on TV/Movies), but those cone shaped vibrators or those rolling pocket rockets shouldnt be that much of an issue dude. I mean, its just something that vibrates. A woman can use anything with a strong vibration like a cellphone or something. Do you go into pyscho christan mode when you hear a cellphone vibrate?

You really should get over this "pride" thing you have. The woman knows that you can work your shit if you did indeed work it. She wont forget and she wouldnt say you cant fuck without a toy if yall did use a toy either. If she does try to immasculate you, then fuck the shit out of her and let her know whats up and never to question your ablities ever again. Easy.

Why don't you use your abilities plus an enhancement which would turn you into a super sex machine or something? heh heh

[Ignignokt]

I see your issue with the penis looking dildos (I personally never seen a dildo except on TV/Movies), but those cone shaped vibrators or those rolling pocket rockets shouldnt be that much of an issue dude. I mean, its just something that vibrates. A woman can use anything with a strong vibration like a cellphone or something. Do you go into pyscho christan mode when you hear a cellphone vibrate?

You really should get over this "pride" thing you have. The woman knows that you can work your shit if you did indeed work it. She wont forget and she wouldnt say you cant fuck without a toy if yall did use a toy either. If she does try to immasculate you, then fuck the shit out of her and let her know whats up and never to question your ablities ever again. Easy.

Why don't you use your abilities plus an enhancement which would turn you into a super sex machine or something? heh heh


No vibrators, No dills, No eatin cooches I do declayeh.

[Ignignokt]

In all seriousness, staying away from vibrators is the right thing to do, it keeps the sex interesting, rather than being a slippery slope to weird fetishes. I do Declayeh!

[katyon6th]

When I think of women being dependent on vibrators/dildos/whatever, I always think of that Sex and the City episode when Miranda introduces Charlotte to "The Rabbit".

[ashbeeigh]

When I think of women being dependent on vibrators/dildos/whatever, I always think of that Sex and the City episode when Miranda introduces Charlotte to "The Rabbit".


I do too.

But even then they weren't "dependent" upon them. It was much more of a "I don't have a boyfriend" what the fuck else am I going to do when I need to get laid?

[David Bowie]

In all seriousness, staying away from vibrators is the right thing to do, it keeps the sex interesting, rather than being a slippery slope to weird fetishes. I do Declayeh!


Jeez whats wrong with fetishes. That I take offense to :nope Can't do without the fetishes.

[Ignignokt]

Jeez whats wrong with fetishes. That I take offense to :nope Can't do without the fetishes.

Note: I said weird fetishes. feces is not cool.

[David Bowie]

I don't know...I'm just really open minded about what people are into...unless its really gross or something that is forced on someone.

[katyon6th]

I do too.

But even then they weren't "dependent" upon them. It was much more of a "I don't have a boyfriend" what the fuck else am I going to do when I need to get laid?

Yeah, "dependent" was the wrong word. Charlotte just became a recluse who didn't want to go out and meet men. So instead, she just stayed home with her rabbit. Hilarious when the girls went over to find Charlotte alone in her nightgown with sex hair.

[Ignignokt]

I don't know...I'm just really open minded about what people are into...unless its really gross or something that is forced on someone.

feces? Is there a line to be crossed?

[ashbeeigh]

Yeah, "dependent" was the wrong word. Charlotte just became a recluse who didn't want to go out and meet men. So instead, she just stayed home with her rabbit. Hilarious when the girls went over to find Charlotte alone in her nightgown with sex hair.

:lol I really did forget the whole episode. At least they all saved her from the horrible sex ending vibrator.

[Ignignokt]

:lol I really did forget the whole episode. At least they all saved her from the horrible sex ending vibrator.

:lol, assbeef. Vibrator. It makes sense.

[ashbeeigh]

:lol, assbeef. Vibrator. It makes sense.

Oh, I'm sorry. My opinion has been heard. I don't believe the same thing you do. Sex toys are alright. They won't make sex "bad" and they won't "desensitize" a woman. They actually help her find her way around her body. Using them "together" kind of creeps me out, but to each their own. What goes on in your bedroom goes on in your bedroom not mine.

Now, get this Ignignokt, Eva Longoria didn't have her first orgasm until she was 26...and that was with a vibrator. If holy shit, oh my god, Eva Longira wanted to do you...would you stop her because she has used a vibrator? No, you wouldn't. Here's the article...http://news.softpedia.com/news/Eva-Longoria-Looks-Marriage-and-Vibrators-77786.shtml

[easjer]

whottt is dead on with this one.

And I do not own a vibrator or dildo or any other sex toy.

But most women cannot get off from straight intercourse. The sensitive spot doesn't get rubbed enough to bring her to climax in most sexual positions. It's physiology, plain and simple. And you not willing to satisfy your woman makes you less of a man. And I guarantee she was faking it if you never did anything but penetration.

[David Bowie]

feces? Is there a line to be crossed?

Stop obsessing with the gross stuff. Using a vibrator isn't going to lead to that.

[DisAsTerBot]

figure out where their clit is

keep looking.

/thread

[Ignignokt]

kept looking.

/thread

:toast

[Ignignokt]

Stop obsessing with the gross stuff. Using a vibrator isn't going to lead to that.

it will because you will have become desensitized to normal sex that you will try to explore ways to get off. Then comes asphyxiation and then poo.

[Summers]

OMFG, it makes a woman capable of having super quick orgasms, and that's it. It doesn't turn her into a deviant, any more than reading Hustler leads to rape.

[Ignignokt]

OMFG, it makes a woman capable of having super quick orgasms, and that's it. It doesn't turn her into a deviant, any more than reading Hustler leads to rape.

:rolleyes. Hustler magazines don't give you a synthetic blowjob.

[Summers]

:rolleyes. Hustler magazines don't give you a synthetic blowjob.

What does it give you? Quick, selfish orgasms? That's all a vibrator is.

[Ignignokt]

What does it give you? Quick, selfish orgasms? That's all a vibrator is.

atleast it isn't with a mechanized synthetic tool. Why not just get a squiggly pen. You could pay the bills at the same time.

[Summers]

Why do you care what it's with? Why would it bother you if you're at work and your lady gets horny and whips out a dildo to take care of herself? I don't even understand why you started this thread if you didn't want to hear other people's honest opinions. Basically, you wanted to expose your hang-ups and lousy sex skills while preaching to others that orgasming at will is bad, but only for women.

[z0sa]

And I guarantee she was faking it if you never did anything but penetration.

Uh, BS. I had (have) a woman who used toys and loved my tongue on her private parts, but didn't want my fingers anywhere near her mouth or vagina, ever - thinks it is gross I guess, i honestly never asked. I have great hygiene so that wasn't the issue. Usually, she'd cum during foreplay; she'd also cum after that during sex, just straight penetration, and multiple times. Maybe I'm just a good lay, but honestly I don't think it had much to do with me. She just liked getting pounded, to put it bluntly.

[katyon6th]

Uh, BS. I had (have) a woman who used toys and loved my tongue on her private parts, but didn't want my fingers anywhere near her mouth or vagina, ever - thinks it is gross I guess, i honestly never asked. I have great hygiene so that wasn't the issue. Usually, she'd cum during foreplay; she'd also cum after that during sex, just straight penetration, and multiple times. Maybe I'm just a good lay, but honestly I don't think it had much to do with me. She just liked getting pounded, to put it bluntly.

She's an exception, not the rule. There's a high percentage of women who cannot orgasm from penetration alone.

[z0sa]

She's an exception, not the rule. There's a high percentage of women who cannot orgasm from penetration alone.

I agree to an extent. From my experience, fingers (or whole hands if she likes rubbing quite a bit) are essential, but I have personally found that situation can really make a girl orgasm so quickly and (i would assume) strongly. The office sex topic comes up, suddenly: I still am fuck buddies with a girl from work, though she quit a while back. While we've met up a couple times after work for some decidedly unspectacular results, I would say on both of our behalf it's just been nothing like what we shared at work - I guess its that air of danger mixed with passion that comes with fucking in the rec room. :lol

That said, you're a chick so you definitely know more about what makes women cum. I just feel its not a "never" type of thing, if that makes sense..

[Ignignokt]

Why do you care what it's with? Why would it bother you if you're at work and your lady gets horny and whips out a dildo to take care of herself? I don't even understand why you started this thread if you didn't want to hear other people's honest opinions. Basically, you wanted to expose your hang-ups and lousy sex skills while preaching to others that orgasming at will is bad, but only for women.

Don't get mad at me because i disagree with you.

Just because i can go with out toys and you need to sit on a riding mower to get off doesn't mean there has to be animosity between us.

[Ignignokt]

Why do you care what it's with? Why would it bother you if you're at work and your lady gets horny and whips out a dildo to take care of herself? I don't even understand why you started this thread if you didn't want to hear other people's honest opinions. Basically, you wanted to expose your hang-ups and lousy sex skills while preaching to others that orgasming at will is bad, but only for women.

if you're gonna masturbate, use your own fingers. That's all. Don't use your cell phone, vibrator, egg beater, Xbox hitstick, Tickle me Elmo doll, taser gun.

[mrsmaalox]

Poor Ignignokt is so ignorant about female anatomy, it makes me wonder how he stumbles through the whole intercourse thing.

[Ignignokt]

Poor Ignignokt is so ignorant about female anatomy, it makes me wonder how he stumbles through the whole intercourse thing.

what did i say that was ignorant, specifically?

BRB.. going to store.

[marini martini]

Poor Ignignokt is so ignorant about female anatomy, it makes me wonder how he stumbles through the whole intercourse thing.

No shit..................or manages to turn on the fucking light switch!!!:lol

[marini martini]

what did i say that was ignorant, specifically?

BRB.. going to store.


if you're gonna masturbate, use your own fingers. That's all. Don't use your cell phone, vibrator, egg beater, Xbox hitstick, Tickle me Elmo doll, taser gun.

WTF are you, to tell any chick how to get themselves off???

[Bukefal]

Poor Ignignokt is so ignorant about female anatomy, it makes me wonder how he stumbles through the whole intercourse thing.

He probably never even had intercourse. He just gets a hard one by reading all the responses by the women in here talking about things having to do with sex and masturbates in front of his monitor. If he was discussing this serious, ok. But he isnt.

You fail Ignignokt. You should go try to find a girlfriend. You will feel alot more relaxed. Trust me. :lol

[katyon6th]

I agree to an extent. From my experience, fingers (or whole hands if she likes rubbing quite a bit) are essential, but I have personally found that situation can really make a girl orgasm so quickly and (i would assume) strongly. The office sex topic comes up, suddenly: I still am fuck buddies with a girl from work, though she quit a while back. While we've met up a couple times after work for some decidedly unspectacular results, I would say on both of our behalf it's just been nothing like what we shared at work - I guess its that air of danger mixed with passion that comes with fucking in the rec room. :lol

That said, you're a chick so you definitely know more about what makes women cum. I just feel its not a "never" type of thing, if that makes sense..

Sorry to hear about your FWB situation with the ex co-worker. I'm sure you're on point with the unspectacular sex in saying that it has to do with the lack of excitement fucking in a rec room brings.

Anyway, never say never. Right?

[Ignignokt]

He probably never even had intercourse. He just gets a hard one by reading all the responses by the women in here talking about things having to do with sex and masturbates in front of his monitor. If he was discussing this serious, ok. But he isnt.

You fail Ignignokt. You should go try to find a girlfriend. You will feel alot more relaxed. Trust me. :lol

Another pissed off emasculated cuck of a man, who has a serious interest in my sex life.

Bukkakefail, don't get mad at me because i use my capabilities.

[Ignignokt]

WTF are you, to tell any chick how to get themselves off???

Get out of here with your victimization technique here, I'm stating my oppinion.

We've all stated our oppinions here, i'm no different. I'm not forcing you to do anything so shut your mouf byotch!

[z0sa]

Sorry to hear about your FWB situation with the ex co-worker. I'm sure you're on point with the unspectacular sex in saying that it has to do with the lack of excitement fucking in a rec room brings.

I enjoyed it then - a lot. Reminiscing, it probably wasn't as great as I thought at the time. Especially considering 'we' flat out sucked off the job.


Anyway, never say never. Right?

Would you say Almost Never applies in most cases?

[Ignignokt]

Really simple guys.



Sex is an act between a man and a woman. It should be as natural as possible, (so i'm not against contraceptives here, don't put words in my mouth) and climaxing should be reached naturally that way both man and woman can experience an act that is a gift.

Bringing in toys that do things that both sexes can't accomplish diminishes sex as an act between two consenting parties. Sex is another reminder of why we yearn for that person. A toy does not bring that. A toy, gadget, tool, whatever you call it stimulates people and all, but it also can desensitize the normal gestures and acts that a good wholesome sexual experience. No longer can the man or woman get off naturally, but instead are directed to go in paths that one doesn't know and may have a hard time to get off.

We all don't know the full capabilities of our sexual prism, unless we have tried everything there is that is taboo. It's safer to keep sex as much as possible between two consenting people.

If i happened to be turned on my a blender grinding a mango and dripping it down my chest, while tossing some grilled fajitas hot off the skillet with the onions onto my chest, i cannot call myself a liberated man. That is a sign of depravity.

[katyon6th]

Would you say Almost Never applies in most cases?

Personally, that's not the case. But if we're going by statistics, yes.

[CuckingFunt]

Really simple guys.



Sex is an act between a man and a woman. It should be as natural as possible, (so i'm not against contraceptives here, don't put words in my mouth) and climaxing should be reached naturally that way both man and woman can experience an act that is a gift.

Bringing in toys that do things that both sexes can't accomplish diminishes sex as an act between two consenting parties. Sex is another reminder of why we yearn for that person. A toy does not bring that. A toy, gadget, tool, whatever you call it stimulates people and all, but it also can desensitize the normal gestures and acts that a good wholesome sexual experience. No longer can the man or woman get off naturally, but instead are directed to go in paths that one doesn't know and may have a hard time to get off.

We all don't know the full capabilities of our sexual prism, unless we have tried everything there is that is taboo. It's safer to keep sex as much as possible between two consenting people.

If i happened to be turned on my a blender grinding a mango and dripping it down my chest, while tossing some grilled fajitas hot off the skillet with the onions onto my chest, i cannot call myself a liberated man. That is a sign of depravity.

You're wrong, of course, but fully entitled to your opinion and to experience sex in any way that works for you and your partner(s).

As are the rest of us. Including those of us who have both a healthy appreciation for sex toys and a healthy, and fulfilling, sex life with actual people. Whatever flips your switch, have at it. I'll proudly stick with my deviance, thanks.

The troll job has been entertaining, though.

[porksword]

Really simple guys.



Sex is an act between a man and a woman. I

And in your case, between a man and a sheep.
You say everyone is stating their opinions, but only your opinion counts?
Oh and you must be a hell of a lover to be 12 and have had multiple sexual relationships. Or 13. Tough to tell with your excellent grammar.

[Ignignokt]

And in your case, between a man and a sheep.
You say everyone is stating their opinions, but only your opinion counts?
Oh and you must be a hell of a lover to be 12 and have had multiple sexual relationships. Or 13. Tough to tell with your excellent grammar.

Where have i said that?


You fools love to make arguments for people that haven't been made. I don't give a rats ass if you take my opinion seriously or not, i just have a bold opinion. So if you can't handle a differing opinion and you need to bring up the second amendment as if I'm taking away your right, then you're either a drama queen, or have a substandard level of literacy.

By the way, this isn't a Literature board, i write as i'm speaking damn the grammar. If you want want to feel pompous and privileged go smell your own toys.:rollin

[Ignignokt]

You're wrong, of course, but fully entitled to your opinion and to experience sex in any way that works for you and your partner(s).

As are the rest of us. Including those of us who have both a healthy appreciation for sex toys and a healthy, and fulfilling, sex life with actual people. Whatever flips your switch, have at it. I'll proudly stick with my deviance, thanks.

The troll job has been entertaining, though.

Thanks guy for stopping Legislation banning individual sex acts here.:rolleyes

[porksword]

Thanks guy for stopping Legislation banning individual sex acts here.:rolleyes

Lol, just lol

[Ignignokt]

Lol, just lol

Looks like Porksword forgot her period(. )

[z0sa]

Personally, that's not the case.

Divulge?

[katyon6th]

Divulge?

I don't kiss and tell. Okay, I do. But only in private. After divulging information about my sex life on here recently, I realized I know way too many people in "real life" on this board to be revealing so much information. Blushing, yes.

[z0sa]

I don't kiss and tell. Okay, I do. But only in private. After divulging information about my sex life on here recently, I realized I know way too many people in "real life" on this board to be revealing so much information. Blushing, yes.

This thread needs a good story.

[Creepn]

Really simple guys.



Sex is an act between a man and a woman. It should be as natural as possible, (so i'm not against contraceptives here, don't put words in my mouth) and climaxing should be reached naturally that way both man and woman can experience an act that is a gift.

But what if a woman cannot climax naturally by penetration? Is it simply her loss and she is to die without ever experiencing an orgasm?

Also if you are totally for natural orgasms, why are you against oral sex? There are no toys involved and you are using a different body part other than your fingers or penis.



Bringing in toys that do things that both sexes can't accomplish diminishes sex as an act between two consenting parties.

What about toys that does enable you to accomplish what it does? Like toys that makes your penis vibrate or something?



Sex is another reminder of why we yearn for that person. A toy does not bring that.

So a couple that uses a sex toy together which helped them achieve a whole new level of sexual satisfaction will make them want to.............break away from each other? I'm not following.



A toy, gadget, tool, whatever you call it stimulates people and all, but it also can desensitize the normal gestures and acts that a good wholesome sexual experience. No longer can the man or woman get off naturally, but instead are directed to go in paths that one doesn't know and may have a hard time to get off.

Why are you ignoring the input in this thread made by WOMEN saying the total opposite?? Thats like a student of kung fu ignoring the teachings of a kung fu master or something.



It's safer to keep sex as much as possible between two consenting people.

So a toy is no longer a thing, it is an actual person?? No wonder you are so against toys! You think its some person that hides under your girl's pillow and pops out to stick it in her ass!

lol you do make me chuckle though. :lol

[Bukefal]

Another pissed off emasculated cuck of a man, who has a serious interest in my sex life.

Bukkakefail, don't get mad at me because i use my capabilities.

:lol

[Ignignokt]

So a toy is no longer a thing, it is an actual person?? No wonder you are so against toys! You think its some person that hides under your girl's pillow and pops out to stick it in her ass!


Exactly opposite of what i'm saying. Thanks for proving you're more of a creep than a reader, creepn.

Toys are not human beings. I remember a time when fucking inanimate objects required phsycological examination.

[Ignignokt]

Not that you'll ever know what type of head I give.

That's right. It would be too floppy for your sloppy.

[Creepn]

Exactly opposite of what i'm saying. Thanks for proving you're more of a creep than a reader, creepn.

Toys are not human beings. I remember a time when fucking inanimate objects required phsycological examination.

Way to gloss over the rest of my legitimate questions just to throw in an insult. My point was that even there is a toy with the couple, its still 2 consenting adults.

Well I'll leave you alone man, thanks for the chuckles. :D

[mouse]

Good for you, ashbeeigh -- standing up for yourself. .

How many years later? After all this time seeing insults go back and forth from ashbeeigh to others in many topics and now we have to clean up our act?

I am all for not insulting someone who is sensitive and ask not to be insulted. But to wait until the 3rd quarter of a game and decide to all of a sudden take your ball home and leave the rest of us scratching our heads is not right.

Wouldn't it be easier to not get online anymore or just change your screen name?

my take.
:wakeup

[ashbeeigh]

How many years later? After all this time seeing insults go back and forth from ashbeeigh to others in many topics and now we have to clean up our act?

I am all for not insulting someone who is sensitive and ask not to be insulted. But to wait until the 3rd quarter of a game and decide to all of a sudden take your ball home and leave the rest of us scratching our heads is not right.

Wouldn't it be easier to not get online anymore or just change your screen name?

my take.
:wakeup

I could be that girl. The girl that runs to the forum moderator the second all of this started and asks for the private message to the offender 'please stop the little girl wants you to stop..she's offended'.

But I'm a big girl and not that girl either. I can take care of myself. Everyone has their breaking point. That was my breaking point. And I took care of it myself, without anyone' help.

And I'm not you, I'm not going to create a handful of handles, names, personalities just because I'm offended. That means they offenders have won. This way, I've won. I didn't change at all. I just stood up for myself. I said I've had enough of this bs and I'm done with it.

I can still take a good ribbing, I can still get a good laugh out of my mistakes... but honestly...it's just about time to let some things be. And I think my time is up. Let's move on to someone else. Thanks.

[BacktoBasics]

This thread is fucking weird.

[MiamiHeat]

This thread is fucking weird.

Still having sexual problems with the wife?

[MiamiHeat]

I could be that girl. The girl that runs to the forum moderator the second all of this started and asks for the private message to the offender 'please stop the little girl wants you to stop..she's offended'.

But I'm a big girl and not that girl either. I can take care of myself. Everyone has their breaking point. That was my breaking point. And I took care of it myself, without anyone' help.

And I'm not you, I'm not going to create a handful of handles, names, personalities just because I'm offended. That means they offenders have won. This way, I've won. I didn't change at all. I just stood up for myself. I said I've had enough of this bs and I'm done with it.

I can still take a good ribbing, I can still get a good laugh out of my mistakes... but honestly...it's just about time to let some things be. And I think my time is up. Let's move on to someone else. Thanks.

pfft, you should see me.

if i were to post my picture, i'd compete with the Manny jokes.

im sure nobody meant anything by it, they were just exaggerating intentionally to poke fun. it's not real

[Ignignokt]

pfft, you should see me.

if i were to post my picture, i'd compete with the Manny jokes.

im sure nobody meant anything by it, they were just exaggerating intentionally to poke fun. it's not real

So who is that guy in your avatar?

[Ignignokt]

I could be that girl. The girl that runs to the forum moderator the second all of this started and asks for the private message to the offender 'please stop the little girl wants you to stop..she's offended'.

But I'm a big girl and not that girl either. I can take care of myself. Everyone has their breaking point. That was my breaking point. And I took care of it myself, without anyone' help.

And I'm not you, I'm not going to create a handful of handles, names, personalities just because I'm offended. That means they offenders have won. This way, I've won. I didn't change at all. I just stood up for myself. I said I've had enough of this bs and I'm done with it.

I can still take a good ribbing, I can still get a good laugh out of my mistakes... but honestly...it's just about time to let some things be. And I think my time is up. Let's move on to someone else. Thanks.


:rolleyes gay.

[Ignignokt]

bump

[MavDynasty]

:lmao :lmao :cry great fucking classic trolljob :cry

[Marius Titulescu]

hypothesis: OP's longest relationship <= 1 week
Most likely :))
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[Spurtacular]

If he's using sex toys, then he's admitting he's not man enough to please his woman.

We have cuckolds here who have admitted they aren't man enough to please their women and need other men to do it.

:lmao RandomGuy
:lmao Blake

[RandomGuy]

My final thoughts are;

1) I'm all the "toy" she needs.
We have cuckolds here who have admitted they aren't man enough to please their women and need other men to do it.

:lmao RandomGuy
:lmao Blake



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Maybe you will respond to whottt, who is dead IRL, for an encore?

I am going to say this out of kindness:

Stuff like this makes you look desperate for attention.
You thinking something is true when, in fact, it is not, makes you delusional.
I have found this slightly amusing. You have created a delusional strawman, labeled it "Randomguy", and bash away at it with a bat day after day after day.

I stand to the side and watch you furiously swat away, and literally have been chuckling and shaking my head. It is less and less amusing though, and more and more sad and pathetic as time goes on.

You gave up trying to argue any point, because I hurt your fees fees when I crushed you like a bug continually, and this is what you are left with. The fact that you resort to this, proves that beyond the point where anyone has any doubt.

I feel sorry for you, so I will stop giving you any attention after this. A lie told a thousand times is not any more true on the 1000th utterance as on the first. I see no point in encouraging your behavior here any further. Swat away, sad lonely person, swat away.

[Chucho]

Maybe you will respond to whottt, who is dead IRL, for an encore?

I am going to say this out of kindness:

Stuff like this makes you look desperate for attention.
You thinking something is true when, in fact, it is not, makes you delusional.
I have found this slightly amusing. You have created a delusional strawman, labeled it "Randomguy", and bash away at it with a bat day after day after day.

I stand to the side and watch you furiously swat away, and literally have been chuckling and shaking my head. It is less and less amusing though, and more and more sad and pathetic as time goes on.

You gave up trying to argue any point, because I hurt your fees fees when I crushed you like a bug continually, and this is what you are left with. The fact that you resort to this, proves that beyond the point where anyone has any doubt.

I feel sorry for you, so I will stop giving you any attention after this. A lie told a thousand times is not any more true on the 1000th utterance as on the first. I see no point in encouraging your behavior here any further. Swat away, sad lonely person, swat away.

Why even bother? He's a latent homosexual who has an infatuation with dudes who got places with the opposite sex that he can only jack it to.

He can't get to 3rd base with a bowling ball, so he molests males online with all his free time.

[RandomGuy]

Why even bother? He's a latent homosexual who has an infatuation with dudes who got places with the opposite sex that he can only jack it to.

He can't get to 3rd base with a bowling ball, so he molests males online with all his free time.

I am not going to bother anymore, which was the point of the post.

I agree though. Spurtacular's obsession with cuckoldry is, to me, a sure that that is what he faps to. (shudders)

Reality of my marriage is happy, and boringly monogamous. My wife is smart and caring and competant at everything she does. I consider myself really lucky.

Whatever human being is behind Spurtacular the poster... is sad and lonely. I have zero doubt he has never really had a long term relationship, and that will almost certainly not change as he gets older. He will die alone, and unloved, if he is lucky enough to make it to old age.

When I think of how happy I am, and how lonely he must be, I can't help but feeling sorry for him a bit. Which is why I tried there to tell him how foolish he looks.

The Dunning-Kruger effect means he isn't competent enough to recognize that, so he will ignore my advice and keep hitting the strawman with a stick, in some odd cry for attention. I will not put him on ignore, but he does not get any of my time for that stuff.

[Spurtacular]

When I think of how happy I am, and how lonely he must be

:lol You're like Buttplug talking about the bravery he displayed in the Marines.

He's not brave, and you're not happy. Come to terms.

[Spurtacular]

Reality of my marriage is happy, and boringly monogamous. My wife is smart and caring and competant at everything she does. I consider myself really lucky.

:lol Even your cover story is consistently that monogamy is boring.
:lol Nah, bruh. That cat out of the bag. You cucked.

[Spurtacular]

The Dunning-Kruger effect means he isn't competent enough to recognize that

That's not what it means.

:lol Irony

[RandomGuy]

The Dunning-Kruger effect means he isn't competent enough to recognize [how foolish he looks]



That's not what it means.

:lol Irony

:lol that is exactly what it means. You lack the meta-cognition required to understand how foolish and sad you look obsessing over this.

smh... irony. Incredible, but at least I tried to be kind. Here is your stick back... have a swat at the strawman...

[Spurtacular]

:lol that is exactly what it means. You lack the meta-cognition required to understand how foolish and sad you look obsessing over this.

smh... irony. Incredible, but at least I tried to be kind. Here is your stick back... have a swat at the strawman...

Meh mexactly mut it mis.

Bruh, if I call it with confidence, maybe you should try to get over your dunning-kruger.

D-K is an illusory belief in one's self. It's not specifically a measure of competence or incompetence.

Now get back to serving your wife's bull, bitch. Stop wasting my time.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I don't want to be with any girl who needs a foreign object to orgasm.

[RandomGuy]

I don't want to be with any girl who needs a foreign object to orgasm.

Ah, another libertarian jackass who will probably die lonely. Being an asshole in general is not conducive to long-term relationships. You don't seem as moronic as spurtacular, but still oblivious enough not to realize that.

Keep on libertarian-ing.

[RandomGuy]

D-K is an illusory belief in one's self. It's not specifically a measure of competence or incompetence.

:lmao

Over.
Your.
Head.

I'm not going to re-explain what I said to you. It is too funny watching you flail.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Maybe you will respond to whottt, who is dead IRL, for an encore?

I am going to say this out of kindness:

Stuff like this makes you look desperate for attention.
You thinking something is true when, in fact, it is not, makes you delusional.
I have found this slightly amusing. You have created a delusional strawman, labeled it "Randomguy", and bash away at it with a bat day after day after day.

I stand to the side and watch you furiously swat away, and literally have been chuckling and shaking my head. It is less and less amusing though, and more and more sad and pathetic as time goes on.

You gave up trying to argue any point, because I hurt your fees fees when I crushed you like a bug continually, and this is what you are left with. The fact that you resort to this, proves that beyond the point where anyone has any doubt.

I feel sorry for you, so I will stop giving you any attention after this. A lie told a thousand times is not any more true on the 1000th utterance as on the first. I see no point in encouraging your behavior here any further. Swat away, sad lonely person, swat away.

ignignokt was not whottt. He's clandestino

[Spurtacular]

:lmao

Over.
Your.
Head.

I'm not going to re-explain what I said to you. It is too funny watching you flail.

:lol You got called out on misusing the term.
:lol D-K Guy

[Millennial_Messiah]

Ah, another libertarian jackass who will probably die lonely. Being an asshole in general is not conducive to long-term relationships. You don't seem as moronic as spurtacular, but still oblivious enough not to realize that.

Keep on libertarian-ing.
1. I'm not gonna die until at least 150

&

2. I'm not even interested in a LTR with a woman, at least not for quite awhile. I'm at the age where I'd just like to sex as many hot chicks as I can get my dick inside.

[RandomGuy]

:lol You got called out on misusing the term.
:lol D-K Guy

Sure you did. You keep thinking that. :lol

[Blake]

Sure you did. You keep thinking that. :lol

No really, all you have to do is call someone out and you get an internets victory. It's that easy.