Forget bikes, Dirk has a new target

[lefty]

http://nballin.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/dirk-makes-kid-cry.jpg

[EmptyMan]

Squish.

[Bartleby]

"Tell me how my ass tastes"

[mavs>spurs2]

If I remember correctly, 4-1fan doesn't own smack talking rights. I advise you to keep the lame attempts to a minimum before mav fan makes your ass sore again, which is precisely the reason you took the time to start this thread

[lefty]

If I remember correctly, 4-1fan doesn't own smack talking rights. I advise you to keep the lame attempts to a minimum before mav fan makes your ass sore again, which is precisely the reason you took the time to start this thread

:lmao:rollin

[Basketballgirl25]

I'd be crying as well if Dirk was near me

[Ghazi]

stfu

[FkLA]

Nets first win will come against the Mavs.

Book it.

[HarlemHeat37]

"About three years." After that everything developed in fast forward. Around New Year Nowitzki proposed, Taylor says. "He covered the floor with rose petals from the bedroom to the bathroom. He got down on his knee and opened a Tiffany box. Inside was the most beautiful ring I've ever seen, from the Legacy Collection with a very big diamond."

[redzero]

"About three years." After that everything developed in fast forward. Around New Year Nowitzki proposed, Taylor says. "He covered the floor with rose petals from the bedroom to the bathroom. He got down on his knee and opened a Tiffany box. Inside was the most beautiful ring I've ever seen, from the Legacy Collection with a very big diamond."

:lol

[mavs>spurs2]

"About three years." After that everything developed in fast forward. Around New Year Nowitzki proposed, Taylor says. "He covered the floor with rose petals from the bedroom to the bathroom. He got down on his knee and opened a Tiffany box. Inside was the most beautiful ring I've ever seen, from the Legacy Collection with a very big diamond."

must have been around the time ginobili committed "the foul" :lol

[FkLA]

http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/sport-news/more-sport/2009/06/24/dirk-nowitzki-cristal-taylor/mfbq-home-nowitzki-12628371__MBQF,templateId=renderScaled,property=Bi ld,width=227.jpg

[Bukefal]

:lmao

[scanry]

"About three years." After that everything developed in fast forward. Around New Year Nowitzki proposed, Taylor says. "He covered the floor with rose petals from the bedroom to the bathroom. He got down on his knee and opened a Tiffany box. Inside was the most beautiful ring I've ever seen, from the Legacy Collection with a very big diamond."

ouch... :wow

[MavDynasty]

If i was a bitch I would let Dirk stroke my pussy anyday.

[mystargtr34]

"about three years." after that everything developed in fast forward. Around new year nowitzki proposed, taylor says. "he covered the floor with rose petals from the bedroom to the bathroom. He got down on his knee and opened a tiffany box. Inside was the most beautiful ring i've ever seen, from the legacy collection with a very big diamond."

lmao

[LOL@MavsFan]

:lol:lol
If I remember correctly, 4-1fan doesn't own smack talking rights. I advise you to keep the lame attempts to a minimum before mav fan makes your ass sore again, which is precisely the reason you took the time to start this thread

Neither do 4-0 fan:lol:lol

[Findog]

Spur fan making fun of Dirk makes about as much sense as Katelyn Faber making fun of Kobe. He owns ya ass, honey!

[LOL@MavsFan]

Spur fan making fun of Dirk makes about as much sense as Katelyn Faber making fun of Kobe. He owns ya ass, honey!

Mav fans making fun of the Spurs makes about as much sense as comparing Mark Aguirre to George Gervin.....

LOL 07-08 we beat a depleted, injured Spurs team in the playoffs champs
LOL 05-06 we beat the Spurs in the semis then blow a 2-0 lead in the Finals (where it counts) champs
LOL 67 wins in 06-07 (best record in the REGULAR SEASON champs)
LOL Mavs Fan:lmao:lmao---best fans in the NBA:lmao

[FkLA]

How about you leave here eternally if Mavs somehow win the game against Nets, and there's no need to cover up the other side since the Nets were too weak even to beat the Sacramento Queens the other day.

And if they lose?

[Findog]

It's kind of odd to hear rape victims make fun of their assailants, but maybe it's a therapeutic device for them to overcome their trauma. In that event, whatever helps you get through the day, honey!

[John Ameachi]

Mav fans making fun of the Spurs makes about as much sense as comparing Mark Aguirre to George Gervin.....

LOL 07-08 we beat a depleted, injured Spurs team in the playoffs champs
LOL 05-06 we beat the Spurs in the semis then blow a 2-0 lead in the Finals (where it counts) champs
LOL 67 wins in 06-07 (best record in the REGULAR SEASON champs)
LOL Mavs Fan:lmao:lmao---best fans in the NBA:lmao


Even I think you're a faggot.

[Findog]

Do you think Katelyn Faber ever makes fun of any odd marks on Kobe's penis?

[FkLA]

Bragging about beating the Spurs last year is like me bragging about beating up someone who has a broken arm. I'll give the Mavs 2006 but that was pre-Finals & GS meltdown when the Mavs were actually legit and taken seriously. Must suck for the Mavs to garner less respect from people/teams than their supposed 'rape victim'.

[Findog]

I wonder if Katelyn makes fun of Kobe for not being a good kisser.

[FkLA]

http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/sport-news/more-sport/2009/05/20/dirk-nowitzki-ex-fiancee-shock-claim/cristal-taylor-12311165__MBQF,templateId=renderScaled,property=Bi ld,width=227.jpg

[Findog]

I bet Katelyn Faber had a good chuckle or two about some of Kobe's tattoos.

[hater]

"about three years." after that everything developed in fast forward. Around new year nowitzki proposed, taylor says. "he covered the floor with rose petals from the bedroom to the bathroom. He got down on his knee and opened a tiffany box. Inside was the most beautiful ring i've ever seen, from the legacy collection with a very big diamond."

lmfao

[FkLA]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xROKn66VlcQ/Sh4BIB0kbsI/AAAAAAAAAMU/79OINAbtXdY/s400/dirk+crista+ann+taylor.jpg

[Findog]

If you make fun of your assailant during the act, you're liable to make things worse. Just sayin....

[lefty]

The OP is even dumber than Dirk's ass btw. Presumably his fat mouth can't do shit but gobbling tons of beans or other junks alike, that's why this terrorist opened this malodorous thread to show us how fetid and aloud his fart is.
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/6/62/ENGLISH_MOTHER_FUCKER.gif/120px-ENGLISH_MOTHER_FUCKER.gif

[mystargtr34]

"About three years." After that everything developed in fast forward. Around New Year Nowitzki proposed, Taylor says. "He covered the floor with rose petals from the bedroom to the bathroom. He got down on his knee and opened a Tiffany box. Inside was the most beautiful ring I've ever seen, from the Legacy Collection with a very big diamond."

:lmao:rollin

[badfish22]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/6/62/ENGLISH_MOTHER_FUCKER.gif/120px-ENGLISH_MOTHER_FUCKER.gif

Nice try, but you still look like a dumb ass. And no amount of internet meme posting will change that :toast

[lefty]

Nice try, but you still look like a dumb ass. And no amount of internet meme posting will change that :toast
Who the fuck are you?

[TIMMYD!]

Eagle County Sheriff investigators first confronted Bryant with the sexual assault accusation on July 2. During the July 2003 interview with investigators, Bryant stated that the sex was consensual.[1] Bryant said he checked into Room 35 of the Lodge and Spa at Cordillera on June 28, and then the alleged victim gave him a tour of the hotel on July 1. After the tour he claims they went to his room and were kissing. He said Faber showed him a tattoo on her lower back that had music and instruments on it, and told him she wanted to be a singer. He said Faber then gave him oral sex for a few seconds before bending over a chair and pulling up her skirt. Bryant said he stopped having intercourse with her after he asked if he could "cum on her face", and she said no.[2] He said Faber asked him to sign autographs and then left his room once the intercourse ended. He also told investigators that he didn’t ejaculate during the intercourse and instead masturbated in his room after she left. He expressed fear that his wife would leave him if she found out that he cheated on her and suggested that Faber must be after money.

[badfish22]

Who the fuck are you?

:lmao Really? Thats your comeback?
Sorry I don't have 15,000+ post. Is that the only way you will recognize people?