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TheGodfather
11-30-2009, 08:59 AM
So I turn on The Morning Drive, wondering what Tiger ballwasher Andy Everett will have to say about this weekend's tragic events. Well, the big guy didn't disappoint. After getting off to a fairly reasonable start, he then launches into a spirited defense of the heroic Elin for busting out the back window of the Escalade and saving Tiger from that tangled web of death (the most preposterous part of the story). Look at the pictures! Look at the pictures! It's plausible!! Thank God Peter cut him off and went to break.

Watching the viagra-popping flomax-guzzling over 50 white males (the Andy Everett/Richard Oliver crowd) fall all over themselves to defend this arrogant piece of shit is one of the most amusing parts of this whole fiasco.

lebomb
11-30-2009, 09:29 AM
Actually who really cares? Just shows that Tiger IS human, and isnt flawless. Im glad some normal shit went down in his life........now leave him alone flawless individuals.

to21
11-30-2009, 09:46 AM
If I were dude's wife I'd call into question his man-crush for Tiger.

Taco
11-30-2009, 01:07 PM
So I turn on The Morning Drive, wondering what Tiger ballwasher Andy Everett will have to say about this weekend's tragic events. Well, the big guy didn't disappoint. After getting off to a fairly reasonable start, he then launches into a spirited defense of the heroic Elin for busting out the back window of the Escalade and saving Tiger from that tangled web of death (the most preposterous part of the story). Look at the pictures! Look at the pictures! It's plausible!! Thank God Peter cut him off and went to break.

Watching the viagra-popping flomax-guzzling over 50 white males (the Andy Everett/Richard Oliver crowd) fall all over themselves to defend this arrogant piece of shit is one of the most amusing parts of this whole fiasco.

Just do like the rest of of Play the Morning Drive/Tiger Woods drinking game. :toast

By 7:03 AM I was smashed! :lol

Jimcs50
11-30-2009, 01:24 PM
She busted out the windows because she was pissed at him and he tried to get the fuck away from her and crashed his car. Simple as that

EricB
12-01-2009, 12:22 AM
Glad to see no one is allowed to have an opinion anymore.

Thanks godfather. Btw Andy everitt and Richard oliver have more sports knowledge in their goddamn boxers than u have in your entire amoeba sized brain.

TheGodfather
12-01-2009, 08:45 AM
Glad to see no one is allowed to have an opinion anymore.

Thanks godfather. Btw Andy everitt and Richard oliver have more sports knowledge in their goddamn boxers than u have in your entire amoeba sized brain.

Tiger Woods could bang Richard Oliver's wife and take a shit on Andy Everett's face and they would both think it was the greatest thing that ever happened to them.

That's my opinion.